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Peter: ... What are you doing?

Wanda, lying on the floor with her cat: ...Despair

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Wanda: (accidentally brushes Peter’s hand with hers)

Peter: (holds Wanda’s hand aggressively)

Peter: fucking commit to it.

#incorrect marvel quotes #Wanda Wilson #lady deadpool #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #spideypool #source: incorrectquotesideas

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Wanda: Handcuffs? Wow. You’re so kinky..

Peter: Well, first off I’m a super hero. And two, you’re under arrest.

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“In the name of the moon I’ll punish you 🌙”

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Wanda: I need your advice.

Peter: I’m not good at advice but, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

#incorrect marvel quotes #lady deadpool #Wanda Wilson #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #spideypool #source: friends

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Peter: you are the definition of an idiot.

Wanda: Really? when did they change it?

#incorrect marvel quotes #lady deadpool #Wanda Wilson #symbiote spiderman #peter parker #spideypool

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Peter:

Wanda: *pats Peter’s head* Tiny baby.

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Wanda : *kisses Peter*

Peter: Uh, what is this?

Wanda: Affection.

Peter: Disgusting.

Peter:

Peter: Do it again.

#incorrect marvel quotes #lady deadpool #Wanda Wilson #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #spideypool #affection #source: unknown #kissing

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Wanda: Haha, you’re short.

Peter: I will saw off your limbs in your sleep, you coward.

#incorrect marvel quotes #Wanda Wilson #lady deadpool #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #spideypool #short #source:senpiecakes

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Wanda: Are you my homework?

Peter:

Wanda: Because I’m going to do you all night. ;)

#incorrect marvel quotes #Wanda Wilson #lady deadpool #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #spideypool #pick up lines #source: ephmeral stars

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Peter: Fuck that, actually.

Wanda: Fuck me, actually.

#incorrect marvel quotes #Wanda Wilson #lady deadpool #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #fuck #spideypool #source: joys-blog-of-ocs-and-whump

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Wanda: Honey, can you wash the window blankets, please?

Peter:... Did you just call the curtains “window blankets”?

#incorrect marvel quotes #Wanda Wilson #lady deadpool #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #spideypool #curtains #window blankets #source: cream-cheese-and-bagels

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Wanda:  If my funeral isn’t fun, I don’t want a funeral at all. I need to be the death of the party.

Peter: I don’t think that’s how it works..

Venom: Shh.. Just let her be.

#incorrect marvel quotes #Wanda Wilson #lady deadpool #source:plutoplanetai #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #spideypool #Venom Symbiote #lol

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Peter: Bite me! >:(

Wanda: Where??

Peter (shook):*gasps*

#incorrect marvel quotes #Wanda Wilson #lady deadpool #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #spideypool #a comeback for a comeback

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Peter: Our can opener is broken...

Wanda: So, I guess it’s a CAN’T opener?

Peter: I cannot believe I actually married you.

#incorrect marvel quotes #Wanda Wilson #lady deadpool #peter parker #symbiote spiderman #puns #spideypool #source: unknown

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Wanda: Ooh! Guess what I’m about to get!

Peter: On my nerves?

#incorrect marvel quotes #source: incorrectquotesideas #lady deadpool #Wanda Wilson #symbiote spiderman #Peter Parker #spideypool