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Similarities between the top 2 teams in MCC 8 and MCC 17

-Highly requested S-tier duo that got beaten by ~3K coins

-A 3-2 DB that wasn't a reverse sweep

-1v3 in DB

Orange17 is what Aqua8 should have been.

#mcc #mc championship #mcc 8 #mcc 17 #mcc 17 pink parrots #mcc 17 orange ocelots

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Poor MichaelMcChill was going through it in Ace Race. And gave birth to a copypasta in the process

ETA: Transcript below the cut

Michael: Minimuka, get out of my way!

Kara: I'm just...full of hate

Michael: WHY AM I UNDER THE FUCKING BRIDGE! NOXCREW! Cool, Dream just lapped me. He actually lapped me.

Burren: Tell him you're not going to play on DreamSMP anymore.

Michael: Well, Tubbo is in last so I have that over Tubbo, okay.

[cut]

Krtzyy: Dude, everyone is playing so well. I literally haven't missed a beat -

Michael: Yeah, EVERYBODY'S PLAYING FUCKING GREAT. I'M SO HAPPY FOR EVERYBODY. SON OF A BITCH

Burren: Michael, I hope I can lap you. It'll be a massive ego boost.

Michael: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!? Dude, oh my god

[cut]

Michael: I don't know how the FUCK Tubbo hasn't gotten to me yet. But that's - I mean, Tubbo, you either suck THAT FUCKING BAD or you got disconnected, and if you got disconnected then I'm really bad

[cut]

Michael: The MCC reddit's going to have a fucking field day with this one. 'Michael McChill fucking really does suck, and he was the weak link this time around too! I hope he fucking DIES, dude, Michael deserves death, he deserves nothing but fucking death and not happiness. I hope his fiancee fucking leaves him for nothing and fucking, I hope he just has a terrible goddamn day. He fucking sucks at MCC, and the first one was a fluke, and MCC 1 doesn't fucking count. Maybe it counts for Dave or something because he's almost fucking S-tier player- He's a fucking B-tier player like you know, he's really close to S-tier, but I mean like GOGY

Burren: Michael

Michael: 'GOGY played in half the games that he has and fucking GOGY just, GOGY doesn't fuck up. GOGY doesn't fuck up as much as Michael does, but I guess it's cause he's in the PVP community. And you know, Michael just fucking not doing well. But he's a good supporting player teammate, I mean he does good fucking callouts and shit sometimes, but then Michael just sits there, and he's like WHAT!? Like what the final fucking- You'd think he doesn't know where he is half of the fucking game. FUCK YOU

[cut]

Michael: Hey, Noxcrew, put that on your fucking twitter. [laughing]

Krtzy: It'll be like 'Happy Birthday, Michael McChill!', and it's just-

Michael: PLEASE! PLEASE! Please! If I see this in fucking nine months I will SHIT my pants. Please!

[cut]

Burren: Hey, Michael, you're...almost there?

Michael: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW! I FUCKING- AW, THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME. Aw, that's fucking great. I'm just not- Cool, man. I fucking- I don't like Minecraft anway! That's why I play Runescape now, and I quit everything else.

Krtzyy: You got it. You have enought time, Michael.

Michael: I FUCKING HATE MINECRAFT!

Burren: Michael. You have twelve seconds. You got this.

Krtzyy: [urgently] Michael, you gotta go fast, man. I don't wanna alarm you, but there's someone right on your tail. Tubbo's on your-

Michael: TUBBO'S NOT ON MY fucking tail.

Burren: TUBBO IS ON YOUR ASS, BRO!

Krtzyy: [unconvincingly] No, no, he's not. He's so far away. He's so far away. He's so far away.

Burren: You're getting literally snuck up on right now.

Michael: MOTHERFUCKER! NO! NO! [incomprehensible screaming rage sounds]

Burren: Do you wanna go to therapy later? To talk about this?

[cut]

Michael: Ah, wait a minute, wait a minute. I made Tubbo SO happy because he got logged out three times [pounds desk three times]

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False builds a bat on hermitcraft in a video released MINUTES before MCC All Stars Blue Bats (with False) gets announced.

Coincidence? Absolutely fucking not

#hermitcraft s8 #hermitcraft #minecraft championships #mcc #mcc all stars #falsesymmetry #hbomb94 #rendog #fruitberries

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All Stars Blue Bats dont need to be revealed because we already know what it's gonna be

#mcc #mc championship #fruitberries #falsesymmetry #hbomb94 #rendog

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As of session 6 Impusle is actually the only person who's been loyal to the southlands for the whole time!

-Grian went red for a bit and got exiled

-Jimmy stole a life, got exiled, came back, went red and is currently exiled 2.0

-Mumbo is currently red and exiled

-Martyn has a secret alliance with the Shadow alliance, although with Lizzie going red the alliance might collapse

#last life #last life smp #last life spoilers #grian #solidaritygaming #mumbo jumbo #impulsesv #inthelittlewood

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Blue9 more importaint sorry

So Tubbo is leaked mcc all stars happen so so soon, possible next month.. Perhaps Fruitninja team again, pwease Scott Smajor... peepoShy

#mcc #mcc all stars #fruitberries

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days? pathetic

You seem like the type of person who’s social battery is always charged

I haven't spoken to another person face to face in two days

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please tell me whats happening

but fr i cant wait for the dynamic that is mumbo, grian, and scott “family friendly content or we will perish” jumbo, hermitcraft, and smajor vs Basically Children jack “i will fuck your mother” manifold and tommy “tells people who mildly inconveniences him to die” innit

#mcyt #sleepy bois inc #hermitcraft #tommyinnit #jack manifold #mumbo jumbo #grian #scott smajor

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NO

#ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #whyyyy

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the internet has ruined me forever

#grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s8

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reblog if you saw the joel video early

#3rdlife #3rd life smp #last life #last life smp #smallishbeans

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Wait...

MCC17 happened on the same day as Deltarune chapter 2 release

MCC17 also had a new player, Sneeg, who's PFP looks like a very detailed version of Lancer.

Coincidence?

#mcc #deltarune #sneegsnag

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seeing all the people going "it's gonna be so sad when joel and lizzie are against each other " makes me laugh because joel wouldn't hesitate a second to brutally murder lizzie

#3rd life smp #3rdlife #smallishbeans #lizzie

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP 3RD LIFE SEASON 2

#3rd life smp #3rdlife #third life

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#fruitberries #illumina1337 #mcc

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ok it's monday surely teams are gonna be today right

#mcc #mcc 17

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the balls it takes to get fucking cancer and then upload a video...

#technoblade