Hi guys my name is Eline and I'm the person who runs this Stray Kids incorrect quote account and it is very sad to announce that I will go on hiatus for quite a while due to personal issues. I am deeply saddened to announce this. I hope my followers can support my decision as my hiatus may be indefinite
Thanks
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Jeongin: Am I in trouble
Chan: Have a guess
Jeongin: No?
Chan: Have another guess
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Seungmin: Is something burning here?
Hyunjin: *leans seductively on kitchen counter* Just my desire for you
Seungmin: Hyunjin, the toaster is burning...
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Chan: Why is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!???
Minho: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Chan: YOU STABBED SOMEONE!!!!!
Minho: Nooo, I aggressively poked someone
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Seungmin: Yesterday was amazing, I had such a good time
Seungmin: Thank you innie
Jeongin: Huh? I wasn't even there with you
Seungmin: Exactly
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Felix: Honestly, I'm so evil, I feed on sorrowed souls! MUAHAHAHAHA
Seungmin: You sleep with a teddy bear
Felix: HE'S THE SECOND IN COMMAND TO MY DARK ARMY HAHAHAHA!
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Felix: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing that you can't put it in a fruit salad
Han: That was deep
Hyunjin: Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie
Han: That was even deeper
Seungmin: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie you assholes
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Hyunjin: I feel useless
Minho: Nah, you're not
Minho: You can be used as a bad example
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Chan: You shouldn't be using a straw
Felix: I know, I know its bad for the environment
Chan: Uhh...no its weird to eat spaghetti with a straw
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Hyunjin: It's really frustrating
Changbin: What is it?
Hyunjin: Minho openly flirting with Jisung and Jisung not realising it
Changbin wearing a "Be mine Hwang Hyunjin shirt": Haha, yeah, he's soo dense
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Chan: How long are we gonna let him do that?
Minho: Just give him a minute
Hyunjin: *Trying to push open a door which says pull*
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Chan: Hey what kinda coffee do you want
Felix: Something that is as dark as my soul
Chan: One Unicorn Frappuccino coming up
Felix: With extra whipped cream!
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Changbin: How do Han and Hyunjin get out of the messes they made
Minho: They don't, they make a bigger miss which cancels the first one out
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Minho: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Chan: Neither.
Chan: Because it's twelve.
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Minho: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Felix: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Minho: No! Four to five seconds!
Felix: Too late!!!
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Chan: I'm done arguing with you
Minho: The Earth is not a planet
Chan: H O W I S T H E E A R T H N O T A P L A N E T
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Minho: When I die donate my whole body to science
Minho: Except for my middle finger, give it to Hyunjin
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