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y’all i have the biggest plastic bag of eggshells sitting in my fridge right now

#eggs #eggshells #it's not even spring yet #i can't use these

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ayo danny phenton he was just 14 when his parents built a v strange machine designed to view a world unseen ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᶜᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵉᵐ ᵃˡˡ ᶜᵘᶻ ʰᵉ’ˢ ᵈᵃⁿⁿʸ ᵖʰᵃⁿᵗᵒᵐ when it didn’t quite work his folks they just quit so danny took a look inside of it there was a great big flash everything just change his ᵐᵒˡᵉcules got all rearranged ᵖʰᵃⁿᵗᵒᵐ ᵖʰᵃⁿᵗᵒᵐ when he first woke up he realized he had snow white hair and glowin green eyes he could walk thru walls disappear and fly he was much more unique than the other guy it was then that he knew what he had to do he had to stop all the ghosts who were coming thru he’s here to fight for me and you ʜᴇ’s ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴜᴢ ʜᴇ’s ᴅᴀɴɴʏ ᴘʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴜᴢ ʜᴇ’s ᴅᴀɴɴʏ ᴘʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴜᴢ ʜᴇ’s ᵈᵃⁿⁿʸ ᵖʰᵃⁿᵗᵒᵐ

#dannyphantom #dannyfenton #gonna catch em all #cuz he's danny phantom

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y’all ever go to say “i pledge allegiance to the flag” then go and say “dear heavenly father thank u for this day” 

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just finished reading the death cure for like the seventh time and it ends with me bawling my eyes out every time so idk why i still read it but here we are. again.

#thedeathcure #themazerunner #newtismyfavoriteman #cryingbutitsfine #page250

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can someone tell me how to spell yippee ki yay because i don’t think i’ve done it right

#yippekiyay #motherfuckers #howdoispell

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everybody is gonna die now, this is not ok!

everybody is gonna die now, yippee ki yay!

#yippekiyay #motherfuckers #mewhenreadinganybookever

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whassup i’m mr steal yo girl i could steal any man’s girl and could steal any girl’s girl i could steal any girl’s man i could steal any man’s man and could steal anyone from anyone i could still anything from anyone because the career path i’ve chosen for myself is kidnapper/thief and i’m starting to regret it <3

#mrstealyogirl #regret #mrstealyoman #<3 #ithinki'vechosenthewrongcareerpath #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

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yall having fully formed political opinions is fucking wild

#fuckingwild #politicsbutnotreally #iamagrownassadult

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why do people get so weirded out when i name my plants? like what do you call yours? cactus #1 and cactus #2? can you not feel your plants emotions? can you not tell what their name should be just by looking at them? leave me, theodore, wilbur, sebastion, barry, sunnii, jameson, tilly, remi, caramella, and greenie alone 

#plantsdeservenames #ifyoudon'tnameyourplantsyoudon'thaveaheart #plantshavefeelingstoo #cactus #plants #plantmom

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lmao imagine having stable mental health

#mentalhealth #hahamymentalhealthisstablewhatareyoutalkingabout #couldn'tbeme

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why did i just take a buzzfeed quiz to find out which shrek character i’m most like in bed and get fucking puss(y) in boots 

#buzzfeed #shrek #pussyinboots #buzzfeedquiz #ispussinbootsconsideredsexy? #askingforafriend

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my bio is cute but my posts sure aren’t

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why doesn’t anyone in my family believe me when i tell them our house is haunted

#haunted #ghosts #fuckingghosts #guysimseriousimbeinghuantedandimscared #howdoiperformanexorcismonmyhouse

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started saying mate in an australian accent instead of dude just for fun. now i say mate all the time unironically and in a completely american accent. 

#yesisoundlikeanidiot #cansomeonepleasetellmehowtostop #justimaginethewordsmateitssofuckingcoldouthereinamerican #itsoundsfuckingstupidyou'reright

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man y’all know that only spanish we learned in that 7th grade spanish class was on duolingo

#spanish #duolingo #yallknowitstrue

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i made a minecraft bee out of little wooden cubes because of frederic chen and it turned out really bad but like... he’s also kinda cute tho

#fredericchen #minecraft #bees #minecraftbee #ittooksolongguys

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lmao imagine being a jellyfish that’d be so fucking rad

#jellyfish #ithinki'vefoundmyfursona #butjellyfishdon'thavefur #jellysona??