#+Extra

[nerdie-faerie]

My mum just texted me 'send me a lil essay, not bullet points, about xyz' ma'am I already have homework 😭

#+Extra #i already gave you an update about everything yesterday when you sent me 50 questions and told me to answer in full #nothing has changed since yesterday and why do you keep assigning me homework #girl i dont do anything theres literally nothing to tell i told you yesterday what i cooked for the week #what do you mean send you an essay about my meals 😭 its the same food

[ms-demeanor]

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

#it's literally easier to make than whipped cream #because the extra bulk of the dry ingredients makes it form stiff peaks faster

[wheatormeat]

I made a little zine!

You can download and print it yourself for free here

#zine #mini zine #my art #traditional art #original art #i need to clarify the download is for free!! #i enjoy the extra money but you don't have to pay to download it!!!

[infectiouspiss]

"i won't do polyamory because i don't think it's for me and i'm personally uncomfortable with the idea" <- wonderful i love you live your life however you want youre amazing youre incredible

"i won't do polyamory because it's wrong/it's just cheating" incorrect i'm killing you then my boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then h

#bishop.txt #ok i added some extra boyfriends for dramatic effect but

[ski-ip]

elf ears

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #farlyn #marcille #laios #laios touden #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #ryoko kui mentioned in one of the extras(?) that elf ears are soft and thin like a goat's and it's just so cuteee #they're so biteable #farlyn impulsive thoughts #comic #the touden siblings are freaks like that (affectionate)

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

#the SERENITY PRAYER IN LATIN #life is about surrounding yourself with the dumbest people imaginable so you can get some occasional laughs #i also don’t smoke #so this sign is extra funny to put up in our place #op #also my roomie is actually very very intelligent contrary to this post lmao #bestof

[suiheisen]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

#i am intrigued……….. #is it to spritz more butter on your popcorn???? #does the popcorn come unbuttered? #or is it extra flavouring on top of that #is it at all cinemas? or just some?? #is it just pure melted liquid butter??? #anyway #i just watched oppenheimer but honestly all i can think of is that tiktok comment: ‘why einstein gotta be such a cutie patootie’ #yes i’m drained but also…. #albert ​einstein in his babygirl era #long post #gritty #barbie #barbenheimer #philadelphia flyers

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

#Wizard staff #tactical war hammer #move aside swagless #punk rock walking stick #this is so extra I love it #my gender is violence #who even needs this #I do #I need this #for reasons

[baddiesdaily]

#sexy content #so hot omg #so hot so hot #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #so hot and sexy #so hotttt #so hot wtf #spicy content #18+ content #thicc af #extra thicc #thicc ass #thicc as fuck #thicc babe #thicc women #thicc girls #thick and juicy #thick babe #thicc and curvy #juicy fat ass #cutie w a bootie #curvy af #big juicy ass #curvy and cute #hot as hell

[violetsandshrikes]

if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

#extra points if i do it when they have nothing to record or take photos of it with #katie rambles

[the-faultofdaedalus]

magic system where “dark magic” and “light magic” are literal terms - dark magic consumes photons, making an area around the spell visibly darker, sometimes to an Extreme extent, and light magic releases photons.

because of this most dark mages tend to work in very brightly-lit areas (either artificial light or outside in the daytime) to fuel their spells and wear and use lightly coloured clothes and tools so that they’re easier to see in the dimness their spells create, whereas light mages wear heavy, sometimes leaden robes (depending on the work being done) and the magical equivalent of welding masks to protect themselves from what can be an extreme amount of light, and sometimes other kinds of electromagnet radiation!

needless to say this is incredibly confusing for anyone unfamiliar with the culture

#light mage about to unleash an absurd amount of infrared radiation wearing those heat suits volcanologists use: #of course many light mages dabble in dark magic as extra layers of protection #and vice versa - dark mages using light magic to light up their work spaces #though most specialize #sadly all theories of perpetual spell craft - light spell powering a dark spell #have been proven to not be feasable

[nerdie-faerie]

I love how conversations spiral with my mother e.g.

Telling my mum I'm going to a concert for my birthday prompting her to mention the concert she's got coming up that she's apprehensive for -> the conversation ending with my mother telling me I would have starved to death in the past because she believes my picky eating tendencies would out weigh my survival instincts

Because that's exactly how I think too

#+Extra #this was after wed had a conversation in the morning about her bemoaning teenagers saying i wouldve ended up in a convent in victorian times #so either i die because the texture of a lot of foods makes me nauseous or i end up in a convent according to my mother #she never even finished telling me how soon her concert is she never finishes a thought before getting distracted by a newer one #and thats how my brain works too so i get it even when half the conversation is just 'urgh i forgot the word' #'i cant think of the word either but i know what you mean' people at my last uni used to hate that id be like ya know what i mean #and theyd be like no. spell it out for us and id be like no you gotta guess. part of the conversation is just understanding the vibes #anyway what ever brain wires i have tangled she does too

[smolest-tomato]

thinking about chilchuck's halloween costume and the fact that his favorite monsters are coin bugs. his daughters are dressed as coin bugs. and treasure bugs eat mimics. should i kms. that's so cute

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #the amount of detail ryoko kui puts into extra content..

[07170]

#polls #sorry im curious + extra sorry that this is usamerican focused + i probably forgot some staples

[acepalindrome]

I was playing Stardew tonight and got jumpscared by the wizard just walking his ass through town in broad daylight to go to the bookseller. For 8 years he’s been a hermit! Isolated from the townsfolk who fear and distrust him! At most, he might be hiding at the edges of a festival where no one could notice him! That was the extent of his outings to Pelican Town! But now the bookseller is in town and he doesn’t give a fuck, he’s going to march his ass out there with his silly little hat on in front of the whole town and Yoba to get his books.

#stardew valley #sdv wizard #extra funny because he can teleport #but no!!! he’s walking!!! who’s going to stop him?

[wormturned]

It is scientifically proven that Dungeon Meshi will cause one of the characters to manifest in your head and tell you how to improve your life. You either get:

Senshi: eat well, rest, nourish yourself

Chilchuck: labor rights, advocate for yourself, scrutinize everything

Marcille: take care of yourself, study necromancy, be a lesbian

Laios: respect everything, learn about the world around you, be autistic.

#Mine is a Chilchuck and he tells me not to ask for extra work #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #I think #thanks king