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thunderon · 1 month

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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

#the SERENITY PRAYER IN LATIN #life is about surrounding yourself with the dumbest people imaginable so you can get some occasional laughs #i also don’t smoke #so this sign is extra funny to put up in our place #op #also my roomie is actually very very intelligent contrary to this post lmao #bestof

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suja-janee · 3 months

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(Mostly) Harumi centric doodle page for a friend

#mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #mortal kombat #harumi shirai #tomas vrbada #mk smoke #kuai liang #mk scorpion #hanzo hasashi #I still don’t know how to feel about her and Kuai Liang #unless nrs releases more content #I dunno I think they have potential to be a cute couple but for now it’s still sus #also! I love to hc that harumi got Tomas to open up to kuai #cause uhhh the Lin Kuei kinda killed his family #so harumi is like ‘ey bro they’re not so bad when you get to know them… except for bi Han… fuck that guy’#bi Han would highkey make a tree house and put up a ‘no girls allowed’ sign and she never forgave him for that #if bi Han ends up being the reason she dies in this timeline it would kinda be funny cause he’d be like ‘I never liked you’#and she’d be like ‘me neither you stupid boy’#and he’s like ‘yknow what this isnt even about kuai liang anymore- screw you’#doodles #my art

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edsbacktattoo · 6 months

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i wanna talk about the ‘treasure room’ because i think it does a really good job of summarising what’s happening between ed and stede at the moment.

stede ‘takes the initiative’ (or acts without discussing what he’s doing) and puts all of ed’s remaining treasure in one room that’s completely hidden. his reasons for putting it away are:

it was all over the place

he was tripping over it

some of it is quite ugly :/

and instantly ed hits him with the “excellent. a reminder of all my guilt. a guilt room. 😔🤘”

they’re not being subtle about it. this is a physical representation of their guilt and they’re demonstrating here exactly how they’re taking care of it.

ed is living with it. it’s in his space. sure it might be in the way but where else could he possibly put it? there’s so much of it and it’s his. there’s no use in just palming it off to someone else. no one wants this much treasure.

but stede can’t stand it and he has to deal with it now or he’ll die. so he just crams it into some hidden space and considers the matter resolved. it’s out of the way. it can’t hurt them if they don’t think about it. and it’s ugly! no one wants to look at something ugly, especially when they’re trying to rebuild their space.

but that’s just the thing. neither of them are actually dealing with or addressing the problem. stede has just. put it away.

WITHOUT ASKING ED WHAT HE THINKS THEY SHOULD DO WITH IT.

so they decide to just use it to throw this big party because surely that will fix it, right? that will get rid of the Treasure Issue.

WRONG!!

because they still didn’t talk about any of it. yeah they talked about “turning poison into positivity” and “giving some of it to the less fortunate” but they didn’t deal with the root of the problem. how did ed amass that much treasure in the first place? what’s the ideal way of getting rid of it? is there anything they want to keep?

they’re on such uneven planes this season because they can’t communicate to reach a common ground. ed is surrounded by his guilt and wants to leave it all behind. stede has just hidden the guilt and wants to pretend it isn’t even there.

#and they’re portraying this SO WELL #like the fact that they’re not on the same page is SOOOO WELL DONE #also hello i don’t want any smoke for this post it’s literally just me thinking #if you’re gonna come in here and say ‘but the writing is bad’ get off my post lol #i’ve seen some very silly takes and i am not dealing with it thank you 😌💕#i hope this makes sense also if you have something more to add i’d love to hear it #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd meta #our flag means death #oh we thinkin?

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theexorcistiii · 11 months

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Smoking that shit that made eraser head

Buy this thing here

#eraserhead #eraserhead baby #David lynch #my art #o might make more of these later but there’s just 1 for now so act fast! & if u miss out LMK!!! so I know it’s worth my time 2 make more ok #I think I am the guy at work that makes weird pipes. bc so far I’ve also made a Cardinal copia shaped pipe & a horse shaped pipe(both from #molds) as gifts for friends & another friend has now requested a fish shaped pipe. I don’t even smoke weed I just make weird pipes #<- (I work at clay studio)#my wares

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starrybismuth · 4 months

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Art of the day!

#artists on tumblr #anime art #digital art #digital painting #touhou #fumo #i posted this #in a group chat and I don’t think anyone’s noticed the fact she’s smoking lol #my art #hello???#this fucking blew up???#thx for all the notes-#also #smoking #tw smoking #sorry I forgot to tag the tw

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sen-ya · 2 months

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I am generally Nervous and Embarrassed abt posting my lawlu comics but I simply love shachi and it feels like my duty to share every piece of shachi content I have

#my art #lawlu #lulaw #law x luffy #luffy x law #one piece shachi #ok so this is pt 2 of my accidental 3 pt shachi continuity #don’t get me started abt heart bro dynamics #I have a lot of thoughts on shachi ok #shachi aside I just think law spends more time than he would ever admit scared that he will have to see anyone else he cares abt die #it’s much easier for him to imagine he won’t live long enough to have to face that again #but then SOMEONE helped him get out of dessrosa ALIVE #and now he’s gotta be WORRIED #anyway I also think he’d smoke for anxiety #u can decide what he’s smokin

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watchfuldeer · 1 year

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our secret thing

succession 1.09 pre-nuptial

#tomgreg #greg hirsch #tom wambsgans #andrew dodds #succession scripts #succession #yeah this one made me feel utterly insane #up all night smoking the weed that makes you gay and in love with tom #kiddo #vs i’m the only one that likes you #greg literally thinks he likes tom more than shiv atp #and i don’t think anything has happened to change his mind since #and well. 4.08 just happened.#greg playing the fucking long game #also the last bit made me laugh out loud

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ink-the-artist · 1 year

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“Social media has made this generation so narcissistic and self centered everyone’s always posting selfies and posting about everything they do during the day” shut up. The human desire to show you exist and you were here is innate and we’ve been doing it since the days we were leaving hand prints on cave walls

#I’m in a romantic mood rn don’t mind my bullshit lol #I have a lot of feelings abt the idea of how we want to show we exist and be seen #it’s really a shame I don’t see this idea explored much in media #there is stuff about leaving behind a legacy in media sure but that’s not quite the same #bojack did do this which I rly liked #in the episode where he’s giving a speech at his moms funeral #talking about how she said ‘I see you’ before she died #the desire to just be seen #also this book I like called moral lessons had a chapter on this #it was a chapter about smoking and how part of the appeal of smoking is #you sort of prove you’re existence. the smoke and the smell of it goes beyond you and your presence is undeniable #and the same is for wearing perfume #‘’‘I am here’ she sniffs happily ‘I am really here’’’#I rly like this book lol #edit: it’s mortal lessons not moral lessons #my bad lol #also the author is Richard Selzer #if anyone’s interested in reading it

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robot-carl · 11 days

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It’s a metaphor you see. You put the thing that does the fucking in your mouth. But you don’t give it the power to fuck. Cause you just got fucked.

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transminimoffs · 8 months

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akito “boykisser” shinonome

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#prsk shitposts #hatsune miku colorful stage #project sekai #shiho hinomori #mizuki akiyama #ena shinonome #kagamine len #akito shinonome #tsukasa tenma #emu otori #emu ootori #rui kamishiro #an shiraishi #toya aoyagi #touya aoyagi #i don’t actually think rui smokes weed i think he just supplies it #also i know. i know in my heart mizuki read homestuck #also. posts will be slowing a little bit. haven’t had a chance to keep finding them and also life is happening #moving and shit

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codgod · 8 months

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finally got around to drawing them as the mystery gang but also i didn’t even try to keep the outfits the same as the characters they’re supposed to be. pretzel has become puppy

#.png #jrwi #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #jrwi chip #idk if i should tag pretzel since she’s a dog lol #for anyone curious she’s a red heeler #i’m not great at drawing animals so idk how much that comes across lol #no lizzie i decided i’d just keep it to the riptides #also uh #drugs tw #because that is supposed to be weed. i know that’s not how most people hold blunts but it was easier to draw lol #don’t smoke weed around ur pets btw it’s bad for them #ik the van looks kinda weird btw dw about it i wasn’t using a reference for most of it #i will if i draw it again though lol

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stuckinapril · 2 months

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I just know I’m gonna struggle in my later years bc I don’t wanna get married I don’t want kids I just wanna rawdog life and be a hot milf

#You might be like that’s probably bc you’re just 21 and ur values will change #And to that I say. Perhaps. But rn I don’t see it and I haven’t seen it since I was like 15 #Also you might be like Well pave your own path! Not all women end up w domestic lifestyles #And while I agree w that sentiment you have to understand I’m an Arab girl #Rn I’m chilling doing whatever and my moms cool w it but that’s bc I’m just a kid basically #Once I’m Older (age 25+) I feel like the expectations r gonna start rolling in #Though this is by no means an Arab girl problem bc god knows even here in the states misogyny #Runs rampant #I just feel like i legit reject everything that’s expected from a woman in her later years so I fully expect to be #A neurosurgeon one day forlornly smoking a cigarette from her penthouse office #p

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flower-seller · 9 months

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