#“Snotlout PLEASE–”

[h00kfangs]

WAIT I HAVEN'T POSTED THIS YET OMG MORE STUPID COUSIN STUFF

"SNOTLOUT!!"

"All I'm saying is fair is fair 😒😠"

"Snotlout PLEASE–"

#Hiccup #Snotlout #Astrid #HTTYD #DOB #defenders of berk #Hiccup haddock #hiccup httyd #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #snotlout jorgenson #httyd snotlout #Snotlout httyd #Httyd Hiccup #astrid hofferson #httyd astrid #astrid httyd #IDIOTS #“Snotlout PLEASE–” #I'M ON THE FLOOR

[univemma]

I present: The best dragon-rider duo (IMO) as textposts bc i love and miss them

#missing them big time #and some of the recent reveals in TNR has me thinking of them all reuniting #pls dreamworks one last reunion PLEASE #httyd #snotlout #snotlout jorgenson #snotlout my beloved #hookfang #how to train your dragon thw #how to train your dragon the hidden world #how to train your dragon #rtte #snotlout & hookfang #httyd hookfang

[dragonnnfly]

Httyd + Tumblr

#please help I can’t stop making these #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup #rtte #race to the edge #dagur x mala #Dagur #mala #Snotlout #hiccstrid #Astrid #stalka #stoick the vast #Valka #Fishlegs #Thor bonecrusher #ruffnut #memes #edit

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: I CAN’T DO IT!

Dagur, laughing: Oh, brother, embrace it!

Hiccup: I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.

Astrid: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Hiccup:

Hiccup: I appreciate it,

Hiccup: BUT LOOK WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH-

Fishlegs: Hiccup-

Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Heather: Hiccup, we gotta-

Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Hiccup: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Hiccup: *motioning towards the twins laughing manically as they drop Snotlout into an active volcano* NOT FUCKING THIS.

#httyd #hiccup #hiccup haddock #hiccup is so done #tired hiccup #please just give him a break #astrid #astrid hofferson #incorrect httyd #rtte #incorrect rtte #funny rtte #funny httyd #snotlout #snotlout jorgenson #fishlegs #fishlegs ingerman #ruffnut #ruffnut thorston #tuffnut thorston #tuffnut #heather #heather the unhinged #dagur #dagur the deranged

[toothbrushfingers]

*snotlout voice* hoOKFANG !

#please tell me you understand #i can here it in his voice please tell me i’m not alone #httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd rtte #httyd movies #snotlout jorgenson #race to the edge #httyd fandom #httyd race to the edge #rtte #snotlout #snotlout snotlout oi oi oi #hookfanghttyd #hooky #hookfang

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

My brain has been yelling at me to draw this all day

#sorry not splatoon 😔 let me have this please #this blog is SELF INDULGENT only the strong will survive #and if you can’t handle the guys from httyd cuddling? then natural selection will get you #four draws tag #httyd #httyd art #fishlout #snotlegs #snotlout jorgensen #httyd snotlout #fishlegs ingerman #httyd fishlegs

[howtodrawyourdragon]

I can't help but realize that the gate to Jörmungandr's prison took a long time to make.

Like... look at this thing. Look at the tiny Dragon Club in the bottom right corner. Look at them compared to the gate Hiccup and the Dragon Riders put there!

This thing took weeks if not months to construct. Between engraving the warning into the wood, (just one rune is roughly the size of a person) finding the trees necessary for the wooden parts, transporting them this deeply into the Dark realm... And then finding plus melting and forging all the metal parts of this thing, (including giant nails to keep it together and whatnot) transporting all that metal deep within, actually constructing the gate then putting the entire thing together... And then there is the locking mechanism designed specifically for Night Furies to open. It had to be both human and dragon-proof... and they had to do all of this with the red dragonsite's gasses poisoning them with each trip there and back, tearing down their serotonin levels, causing depression and anger on top of the stress of knowing there's a dragon like Jörmungandr out there.

This thing had to have been made before he was caught and imprisoned. There would've been no time to build it after his defeat.

That has to mean that, first trouble had to be brewing enough for Hiccup to find out something was extremely wrong. Then he had to find out what was wrong. Then he had to come up with a plan and get his Dragon Riders involved. (No way he built this entire thing by himself, he would need heavy machinery/dragons and manpower as well as time.) And then they had to actually make that gate.

It probably took such a long time. Weeks if not months, like I said earlier.

Weeks if not months of this thing out there, doing whatever it did to make Hiccup, resident dragon protector, lock it away for the safety of all of dragon(and presumably human)kind for as long as he could be contained. This construction had to last.

The Dragon Riders probably worked tirelessly, they probably had to fend this thing off so many times to protect other dragons but also to protect themselves and each other, and it all led up to that one final battle that finally locked it away.

#GODS! please! let season 8 give us hints of what happened! #tnr spoilers #httyd spoilers #the nine realms spoilers #httyd movies #tnr #the nine realms #hiccup haddock #toothless #astrid hofferson #snotlout jorgenson #fishlegs ingerman #ruffnut thorston #tuffnut thorston #hiccup and the dragon riders #hicctooth #the dragon club #jörmungandr

[m0uschi]

Canon in my heart <3

(based on my headcanon that Snotlout uses people to make himself feel taller + more dominant)

#httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd fanart #httyd snotlout #snotlout jorgenson #httyd eret #eret son of eret #Snotlout being Snotlout ™️ #someone please help eret #I guess that’s what he gets for being tall </3

[000marie198]

"Snotlout!"

#activate angry scolding voice #Snotlout PLEASE #this reminds me of all those times 12 Raph had to be stopped from cursing on a kid's show #httyd #httyd rob #httyd dob #defenders of berk #worst at show #httyd snotlout #httyd hiccup #hiccup haddock #snotlout jorgenson #these two are disaster cousins fr #rob/dob #dreamworks dragons #dob live blog

[ryupioupiou]

#httyd #hug #hiccup #astrid #snotlout #tuffnut #ruffnut #fishlegs #stoick #gobber #please reblog I am curious

[ziggityzigg]

Drago Bludvist: “Welcome back my brave catchers-“

“What the hel?!”

Snotlout: “Hello!”

Drago Bludvist: “What is that, boy?!”

Eret: “He is my lover, Snotlout, sir.”

Drago Bludvist: “He is one of the dragon riders, boy!”

Eret: “I met him on one of my ships, sir. it was love at first sight, sir.”

Drago Bludvist: “Have you been fraternizing with the dragon rider, boy?!”

Eret: “I’ve been doing much more than fraternizing with him, sir.”

*Snotlout raises his brows up and down with a smug ass look.*

Drago Bludvist: “Take him away for interrogation!”

Eret: “BUT, DADDY, I LOVE HIM, SIR!”

Drago Bludvist: “SAY WHAT NOW, BOY?!????”

#DRAGO LET THE BOY HAVE HIS LOVER HE MET ON HIS SHIP #I CAN PICTURE THIS #DRAGO PLEASE #ERET DON’T LISTEN TO HIM! #httyd #snotlout jorgenson #eret son of eret #eretlout #snotlout x eret #eret/snotlout #drago bludvist

[dominickthemoth]

I know everyone in the httyd fandom agrees that Hookfang would be a dog (usually a Rottweiler or something similar)

But hear me out-

#guys please hear me out on this one #just the idea of snotlout making little shirts for hooky as a sphinx makes me happy #httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd movies #how to train a dragon 2 #httyd race to the edge #httyd fandom #hookfang #httyd modern au

[defenestrationtactics]

i have a sort of spiritual attachment to the httyd sheep that i cannot describe

#idk its just something about them #they have no hope for existance #i wish snotlout would carry me like that #someone draw it please i beg #httyd #how to train your dragon

[rosiethedragongeek]

'i loved you' 👀👀

#can i get some return of thor bonecrusher fics PLEASE #i need them so bad you don't get it #fishlout #snotlegs #fishlegs x snotlout #snotlout x fishlegs #fishlegs/snotlout #snotlout/fishlegs #fishlegs and snotlout #snotlout and fishlegs #fishlegs & snotlout #snotlout & fishlegs #snotlout jorgenson #snotlout #fishlegs ingerman #fishlegs #return of thor bonecrusher #how to train your dragon #race to the edge #httyd #rtte #rosie's httyd brainrot

[midnightcoffes]

it's funny to me how Hiccup snapped at his dad (book 1), his mom (book 10), toothless (different books) and even the gods in book 4 but he never snapped at Snotlout (at least in my memory), the guy he had every reason to snap. He just answers sarcastically or ignores. And even on book 11 he doesnt scream at him. He is so patient. how is that possible the boy is teenager

#httyd books #book hiccup #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #book snotlout #if im wrong correct me please #I just dont remember #fishlegs does it sometimes #but hiccup never snaps #hes so baby #book stoick

[izbanez]

HTTYD BOOK FANART

They are the literal embodiment of soldier poet king<3

#i love them so much #Please ignore how unsimmetrical Cami's face is #With the edition of snotlout if you couldn't tell #Httyd #Httyd books #Httyd books are better #hiccup horrendous haddock the 3rd #camicazi #fishlegs no name #snotface snotlout