#“i don't care if you are immortal”

[snarkyship]

when Arthur is the reasonable one

#merthur #merlin #my doodles #arthur pendragon #robbed #merlin doing some magical-related dumbassery #and arthur being like #“i don't care if you are immortal” #“you CAN'T throw yourself into a snake pit like that”

[gunpowdertimsleftgun]

when she's THE SERPENT THAT SHALL POISON THE SKY AND BOIL THE SEA! THE LAND SHALL FREEZE ETERNAL AS YOG-SOTHOTH BECKONS US HENCE, WHO'S VOICE I HEARD WHEN FIRST WE BUILT THE TRACKS SO LONG AGO! ALL SHALL KNOW MY RULE TO BE THE LAST, AND NONE SHALL SURVIVE MY REIGN!

#odin thebifrostincident <33 #the she #just..... her #when killing her will not save your world but you don't care #tbi #the bifrost incident #the mechs #the mechanisms #i love them sm #the immortal spirate blorbos #spumblr

[uncanny-tranny]

Do you ever think about the light that touches us and travels across the universe, able to be observed by whatever might be out there? We'll be distant memories by the time that light reaches anybody else, and maybe by the time that light reaches anything else, earth might not even exist, but... isn't that the point of being remembered? Perhaps we will be remembered by people and things we will never know of, things we could never even conceive of. Just like everything else, immortality is real

#positivity #i don't even care if this is impractical to feel hopeful over #i remember hearing people jokingly wondering if blob fish and all the sealife that live unfathomably deep in the ocean... #...know that WE know they exist - wondering if they knew about us... #...i wonder sometimes if we will ever be the blobfish in that situation #i think about this way too much #it doesn't make me feel normal it makes me actually want to bite somebody or something #but not in a bad way just in a 'this thought overwhelmes me in such a way that i have a burst of energy that needs to Go somewhere' #again: immortality is real but you simply won't be able to directly witness your own immortality #and any attempt to directly witness your immortality will be done so in vain

[eerna]

just in case you thought I got over TLT, I felt like rereading the end of book 1 and I'm sobbing crying screaming over the beauty of fiction

#tlt liveblog #love the way i start outright crying right before gideon says ''don't cry''. immersive reading experience #something about the way the fight is described so far away so unimportant even though the previous chapters were 1000% dedicated to it #like we don't have the time to care about immortal bone monsters rn. we're here to cry over gideon nav #''i don't give a damn about the locked tomb i only care about you''. good lord. good god.

[cubicpeebles]

I'm not entirely convinced Enot isn't just a human stuck in a scugs body

Honestly, I have no clue what they are! They could be a human that somehow got stuck in the game, corrupted data that became sentient, or just some weird experiment gone wrong. Either way, they don't seem to care, despite being fully aware that they are from a video game. They're just chillin'.

#Bonus lore for them! They are even more immortal than everyone else because they exist outside the bounds of the game's lore. #It doesn't matter if they acend. They will still be there and retain the knowledge of everything that happened. #When you reset the file to play it again they know. They remember everything. #They exist in countless places at once via different people playing or fanart yet they don't really care. #Can't be affected by endless psychological torment if you are too busy vibing! #Anyway time for the actual tags. If you read the stuff I added here then you are very cool :) #rain world #rain world enot #rain world inv #rain world spoilers #technically spoilers concidering the stuff in the tags.

[spring-lxcked]

SB!verse william with his annoying ass smart home except it's all his own tech. gives glitcht.rap access to it One Time and regrets it forever

#—— ✧ ooc » #.tbd. #glitch vc: you're never getting me out bitch #sorry i actually made glitch annoying tf out of him canon in SB verse it's SO funny #the consequence for letting william survive to SB instead of ever getting springlo.cked is that i get to annoy him so bad #mind you he's technically deeply unhappy because Shocking! Immortality Doesn't Mean Shit When That's All You Have! #but i don't care he also gets annoyed. shouldn't have given your semi-sentient ai your personality traits #speaking of i need william and glitch interactions!! please be so irritating to him

[diseaseriddencube]

on one hand I feel overwhelmingly compelled to righteously add my name to the wiki as the angel who granted us with the stage play

on the other I'm not the kind of person to vandalize wikis... otherwise poor Jan has to fix my goofing around 😔

#akudama drive #rave ramblees #there's zero appropriate place to add it #but goddamnit I want that shit immortalized on a wiki page #put a fucking link to the stage play on there I don't care #recognize me for my sacrifices 👿 #emblazon my name on a wiki page for everyone to see #I need to be the BEST IN THIS FANDOM #and that competition is stiff we've only got like a handful of people #we've got best fanfic writer Chloe #we've got wiki mod Jan #fishsticks got us the subreddit back #uhm Keith i don't know what you do exactly but I like it regardless #(insane master posting) #levi is our meme maker iirc? #who else.... #oh I forgot myself #insane cutthroat artist extraordinaire #visual novel maker. fanfic writer. #video editor now #and of course. stage play uploader 🥰 #there's also miwayama the actual insane cutthroat artist but I'm only going for the English fandom here #I'm missing a few people too like fried chicken and mio and whoever else hfgfdhdggf my memory is terrible

[melonisopod]

Kinda lukewarm take but most Scathach fans don't even care about Scathach as a character they will just jack off to any purple-haired red-eyed woman in a sexy outfit. And I know this because how else would Skadi get that popular?

#it sounds pretentious to say 'you don't care about her personality' i know #but seriously fate added lore to her story #and then didn't really do anything with it beyond window dressing for her to be OP #which is fine and i don't actually mind this #but then she doesn't really live up to the lore when it clashes too badly with her having to pose sexily. does that make sense? #she's a god-slaying immortal who defies death itself but also is kind of terrible dealing with people #and chaldea kind of forces her to just interact normally with others #she is attached to cu chulainn because he's the only one left from her past who isn't dead #i mean he IS dead. but even a semblance of him is better than nothing right? #she flip-flops between suicidal and thrill-seeking or sometimes both at once #because she is severely depressed. she doesn't get joy out of killing or fighting anymore #she's also an atrocious teacher who doesn't care if her methods kill her students #and that's *lightly* touched on in grail front but only as an offhand joke at the very start

[little-mouse-adventures]

The Artemis Fowl series isn’t actually about a boy learning how to make friends and save the world with the help of fairies, it’s actually about a boy learning to become a fully-fledged necromancer.

#Artemis fowl #Book 1 he learns fairy healings can pull someone back from the brink of death #When Holly saves Butler after the troll fight #Then book 3 tests the limits of revival using magic and even “long term” death can be fixed #As long as there is a body present #And bodies can be made easily according to book 4 #But by Book 5 Artemis learns he can steal magic and transfer it around even without a physical form #Book 6 shows more of the same as well as immortality apparently being in reach if Opal is close to achieving it #And then book 8 has Artemis learning about time spells and maintaining the spirit #So he combines all his knowledge and uses magic to suspend his own life force and use a new body to house his soul = necromancy #he probably adds like...“NEC” onto his business cards #and most people don't notice it in the deluge of other acronyms and initials and whatnot but those that DO think it's just a weird flex #to specifically point out that you have certificates and honors that are Not Elsewhere Classified #anyways vampire artemis is all well and good but let's see some absolutely unhinged grave robbing behaviour #eventually butler dies and his will and standing orders are very clear that the DNR clause stands for both #'do not resuscitate' AND 'do not resurrect - yes artemis this means you and no i don't care about your reasons'

[the-crow-binary]

Hi! In scenarios where Dracula gets together with Isaac and/or Hector, what would Death's reaction be? This is just my Deathula self wanting to see that (つω⊂* )

Oh Death <3 Dracula's first, eternal simp <3 His forever husband <3 I bet seeing him get with Lisa was already hard enough, but then with his general(s)?? When he's right here?? :< Rude. :< It's not Hector nor Isaac who betrayed their old Lord to give him his soul :< It's not them who've been by his side for 400 years and protected him and nourrished him and guided him and helped him become who he is today :< What the hell? :<

He wouldn't say anything, of course, but Dracula starts to know him after living together for 400 years. It's obvious he is unhappy, even though all he wants is his master's satisfaction and happiness... and mouth and body and soul and love and

But even though, and he's the first surprised by that, he'd be a bit jealous... he also knows that Isaac and Hector are humans, and so, momentary :) They'll never develop the bond he already shares with Dracula, one that only immortal beings can understand. Dracula can have all the affairs he wants with mortal people, in the end, it doesn't matter, because he's always going to be The One. His only companion in eternity. Dracula always comes back to him no matter what, and Death is patient... a few decades are nothing in the face of eternity. <3

#even while in another relationship Dracula loves Death in a way he could never love a mortal being and that alone makes Death very happy. <3 #i am not over how desperate for Dracula to come back Death is in GoS #how he is so happy to see him again #he literally said he waited for what felt like 'an eternity' :< #he loves his lord so much what used to be a short time for his immortal life turned into torture :< #it's even said that Death desires his master's resurrection more than HE does #I WANT TO HUG HIM SO BAD. DRACULA YOU NEED TO CHERISH HIM MORE #he wanted to fight for him but Dracula said 'no i wanna have fun' smhhhhh #he even offers his soul to him because Dracula was just resurrected and haven't recovered yet and he's so worriiiiiied aaaaaaaaaa #though Dracula too shows that he cares about Death <3 #'Death... All right then. Your loyalty won't be forgotten.' boys just kiss PLEASE #(ok this will happen only in the future but huh who cares it's still Deathula content <3) #(i don't see them having any other dynamic. <3) #vlad dracula tepes #death castlevania #akumajou dracula #isaac laforeze #cod hector #deathula

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

god help me i'm going insane about dickson xenoblade again

#this is what i get for thinking about lord of the rings too hard this week (specifically denethor / gríma / saruman and the like) #thinking about the way anthony may delivered “when will you learn you HAVE no future?” #he thinks shulk is fully DEAD at that point. he thinks HE killed him. which he very much meant to. but now that the kid is no longer there #now that the terrible future he's been preparing for and actively working to bring about has in fact come about #i don't know that dickson really cared anymore. he played his part he did the deed expected and he did it unquestioningly. So What Now? #well. now nothing. now the world that he spent so long biding his time in; so long getting enmeshed in (even for nefarious purposes) #is about to end; is about to be gone forever. #sure zanza will probably just create another world and maybe he (dickson) will have Even More Power in the new one #(though that's not a given! he doesn't know for SURE his lord and god will keep his promise!) #but like. what the hell does he care at this point #dickson SAYS he wants power but i suspect that long long ago what the giant dickson really wanted was SURVIVAL. #we never get to know just how he became a disciple or what the giant civilization looked like in its heyday or how it ended #but in MY headcanon dickson saw that some kind of destruction coming and he wanted Out #and maybe he hated his peers and figured any power and prestige that came from this bargain was just a bonus #i think he thought of himself as a saruman type: powerful; remote; far above the petty troubles of mortals (even the long-lived high entia) #but i have always headcanoned that by his later days (i.e. when he started engaging w/colony 9; machina village; etc. in earnest) #he committed too hard to the bit and started “going native” as it were; started to give a shit in ways that he would never dare admit #maybe not as much of a shit as; you know; a regular guy would. but more than an immortal disciple and horseman of the apocalypse should. #and all the time knowing that all the world he'd seen would soon be gone #maybe everyone else can get fucked. but shulk had to die too. and that's what their god MADE them to do. #he can't allow himself to care or to hope for another option bc in his mind it's already over; decided; that's it #what else can you do in the face of ultimate power but bow to it and take whatever scraps may fall to an obedient servant? #“you have no future” nor does he except that shulk came back. except that the peoples of bionis/mechonis just wouldn't accept Fate. #and in some final rebellious corner of his mind he starts putting eggs in shulk's basket. “if they can't even defeat telethia they won't #stand a chance against me (or zanza)” so let's see if they CAN. oh they did? how about a dragon? oh fuck they defeated the dragon too? #well fuck. maybe there WAS another option all along. but will/can they stand against me; the final disciple? oh they can?? #guess i'll die then bc i'm not looking THAT in the face. i am NOT unpacking my cowardice/failure/lack of vision after all these years. #good luck with that tho <3 you're welcome for the training btw. where i'm going i don't have to see your trauma assuming you live that long. #dickson #xenoblade

[astraltrickster]

On the one hand, the anticapitalist in me says: fuck the beauty industry, fuck the "anti-aging" industry, fuck their bullshit of selling people snake oil solutions for things that most people only see as problems because of their shitty ads, fuck the commercialization of a very bastardized and narrow view of self-care; fuck the way a singular, very white standard of conventional attractiveness is pushed as a universal ideal, and fuck the billionaires profiting off all of this just to lobby to make people's lives meaningfully worse

On the other hand, the crippled, transsexual, ethical hedonist transhumanist in me says: ....fuck aging actually. Fuck pain, fuck senescence, fuck even the potential discomfort of skin aging. Long live anything that can make us feel better. Long live painkillers, long live spa treatments, long live assistive devices, and especially long live toys that can double as assistive devices. Let us all retain whatever ability we have, and build things to give ourselves any more that we want - not, necessarily, what anyone else wants for us - by force if necessary! Let me be skating into my 90s, even if I have to invent myself a robot exoskeleton to do it! Let me go skydiving for my 100th birthday! Long live wild fashion, ostentatious makeup, and body modification for fun and function alike - yes, up to and including cosmetic/"cosmetic" surgery! If nature didn't give us the bodies we want, may we all have the means to build them ourselves! May we all live longer, better, and more on our own terms than ever before!

#tag later #serious tag #....what i'm saying is we freaks need to kill the capitalist ''self-care'' and beauty industries #loot their corpses and harvest all the good parts #and build something new and pro-human and not profit focused in a better economy #i'll be on a million pills and reliant on hundreds of Devices if it means i get to live better thank you very much #and why shouldn't i rebuild and decorate my body? it's MINE thanks #now i'm not convinced i can become immortal or anything #but i want to live a long time and i want to have good quality of life up until the end #and i don't think that's an unreasonable thing to want!

[donde-el-diablo-parquea-la-moto]

Just personal thoughts about Bobby's... Goodbye today.

#qsmp #his death was justified by his recklessness #it hurts. it feels unfair. it is sad #but its also like something that would happen. bad things happen all the time and people that don't deserve it die. #in a way bobby chose this #and im actually glad that it was his adventurous soul that took him from us rather than the immortal code #because even when its really sad. at least we know that he died doing what he liked the most #that being said. #Roier was so brave for Jaiden. he cares so much about her. he loves his family SO MUCH. he knows there's nothing else to do and STILL #mi hermano. me rompió el corazón verlo aguantarse las lágrimas y como dijo. es el rol pero de verdad estoy triste #Jaiden. my god jaiden was so brave too. i cant imagine the pain of losing someone so loved. of having to LET GO. even when you know #you know they are there. so close and yet unreachable #la familia mas bonita del qsmp les queda pequeño. de verdad que demostraron una fuerza y un amor inigualables #y Bobby. nuestro bobby chingón. le robaste el corazón a todos en el server. le robaste el corazón a miles de personas #no voy a ver un Bobberol de la misma forma nunca. eres un huevito maravilloso. gracias por todo

[youdonotcompare]

I am not going to ship Dolores Abernathy from Westworld with The Ghoul from the Fallout tv series.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm NOT.

#fallout #westworld #whelp I'm already shipping them in my head i don't care #there's just something about an immortal ghoul and an immortal robot you know?

[thehollowwriter]

How do I tell my friend to stop telling me the things they tell me completely unprompted without sounding like I don't care

#quinn quips #i do care #but i don't feel comfortable with them telling me about all the times they tried to commit suicide and how #no i don't want to know you tried to hang yourself and then tried to take all your pain pills at once a few months later #not because i don't care though #they say it with a smile too so it's not like they came to me crying #we were talking about immortality and with no warning they just go “i'm probably immortal i tried to kill myself 4 or 5 times and it didn't #-work lol“ #what the fuck #suicide tw #tw suicide mention #vent

[gurorori]

some disabilities headcanons for nvfr

furina is plural, borderline and partially blind (i like to think, the eye that's mostly covered by her hair)

neuvillette is autistic and has arthritis and chronic pain which he uses his cane for (im not against fashion canes but i love to project <3)

#also i know neuvillette is not supposed to be that old but i definitely see him as on the older side. being aware he's like. an immortal #higher being of course but i mean the physical vessel he presents himself in #i know it's maybe also unrealistic for him to have disabilities in that case but i don't care aaaat all 🩷 #so i like to think of his hair as silver and graying and not just white. the blue streaks are more like. hydro energy. or wtv. #or he dyes it you can have that too #i love them both very mucj... u_u #ok i shut upnow! #mika caws