#(paraphrased)

[ultra-raging-ghost]

Phil: your dad went fucking crazy he took that message too literally he literally slaughtered slime several times Dapper: L + ratio + he deserved it for trying to kill me + my dads just a little guy + leave him alone

#qsmp #liveblogging #paraphrased

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

Dapper (sign): i don't even know if I am real ._.

Bad: Of course you're real! The thing that makes you real is the impact you make on people and the world around you, and you've made a big impact on me.

#qsmp #qsmp liveblogging #paraphrased #badboyhalo #qsmp dapper

[thegreenkid2]

Joel failed at comforting Ellie after the first time he saw her shoot someone. But when she said she’s shot someone before, he realized she’s not scared, but traumatized. As someone who’s also traumatized, The way he soothes her was to give her the gun back. And showed her how to hold it. They bond over the one thing that they use to soothe their traumas. And that is their ability to control a chaotic world with violence.

-Craig Mazin on AwardsRadar

#paraphrased #pedro pascal #joel miller #craig mazin #tlou #the last of us

[the-weeping-harbinger]

Cellbit: IF I WAS A CAT

Cellbit: (I shouldn't have said that)

Cellbit: BUT IF I WAS-

#qsmp #cellbit #cellbit once said #paraphrased #because i have short term memory

[w4ndering-dr4gon]

New back patch “complete”

I sincerely hope it makes the right people uncomfortable

#me #mine #diy punk #punk patches #diy patches #Aaron quote #paraphrased #this is what our ruling class has decided will be normal #free palestine #🍉 #🍉🍉🍉

[st4rry-fruitz]

cellbit: this whole time ive been gay and sad. im tired of being gay. WAIT im tired of being sad. i wanna be Gay and Happy . with my HUSBAND

#qsmp #paraphrased #HELPELEL

[youphoriaot7]

cellbit said he doesn't intend to use the president position unless it can access info they might need. "they people voted for forever, not me—i'm not gonna be changing anything." "but if it can get me some more information about the eggs….then i'll take advantage of that."

#paraphrased #qsmp #qsmp liveblogging #qsmp quotes #qsmp cellbit

[iminyourbookshelf]

Tubbo sounds insane, like he just keeps beckoning them closer. "I can make you rich from the outside, give me the bucket. I have millions, MILLIONS. C'mon, c'mon."

#qsmp #qsmp liveblogging #qsmp tubbo #paraphrased

[floacy]

Etoiles: I was muted since the begining of my stream.

Roier: You're so dumb. But you've got a big pp energy.

Etoiles: Aww thank you

Roier: You're a pendejo, but it's okay because it's a balance.

#paraphrased #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #qsmp roier #qsmp etoiles

[spookymeowmeow]

So far techno's dad told a story about when techno was a baby and his little sibling fell down the stairs and he snitched on his dad to his mom by saying "BABY CRASH BOOM" and throwing himself on the floor as a demonstration

And that he one time sat and watched techno playing and finally had to ask, "can the people you're fighting see you?" because techno was doing so good

#paraphrased #technoblade

[amazing-spiderlad]

While Adam is going off on his rant during the extermination

Adam:...and your hotel is shit! And you know what else is shit?

Charlie: No Adam, please tell me what else is shit.

Adam: Your found family. Your found family sucks. *points at Angel and Cherri* Like those two, whose names I barely even care to remember-

Angel: *puts his hand out to shake* I'm Nicholas

Cherri: *puts her hand out* And I'm Lawrence

#shitposting #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #adam firstman #Charlie Morningstar #Angel dust #Cherri bomb #Source: Friday night dinner #Paraphrased

[morvvn]

big fan of durge rejecting bhaal not being exclusively treated as an act of redemption (in the withers scene) but something born out of defiance, especially the ‘without my father, my sins will finally be my own’ bit

#paraphrased #astarion was like ‘you can be something else than what you were created for’ you get it my guy #but everybody else was so happy like ‘you’re cured!’ and i can imagine morven silently fuming #because despite rejecting him bhaals blood was the only thing that raised her above mortals #and now she has to find another source of power to cling to #bg3 #bg3 spoilers

[dwtdog]

"I have a chest full of sex toys, I doubt he does" 😭

#cq.liveblogs #drituation #paraphrased

[the-weeping-harbinger]

"I just wanna make something really clear, other teams, no matter how much you guys talk about wishing disaster on red, you guys will never get on the same level as our own fans"

- Cellbit

#qsmp #cellbit #qsmp purgatory #cellbit once said #paraphrased #because i have short term memory

[fullmoonhijinks]

Jacob: I’m sorry, guys. We’re going to die and it’s all my fault. Kaitlyn: No, it was me, I should have stopped you from sabotaging the car and I didn't. Dylan: Neither one of you is to blame! Dylan: It was both of you. You both killed us.

#the quarry #incorrect quotes #source: disenchantment #paraphrased #kaitlyn ka #dylan lenivy #jacob custos

[st4rry-fruitz]

dapper admin: how to get in qsmp as admin? i dont know they found me in a dumpster

#qsmp #heart emoji Dapper admin #paraphrased #i think thats what it said? #something about being qsmp admin