#*slaps him again but just for fun*

[astranauticus]

𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳-𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴

#rolling with difficulty #vrla rwd #mrsn rwd #rwd starship #shoutout to fall out boy for writing lyrics that absolutely slap with no context i guess #get it. do you get it. cuz mechanites don't dream (starts sobbing) #something something the least mrsn could ask for is for vrla to remember him fondly and he can't even do that bc all his memories are gone #also yes it's a stylistic choice to draw mrsn as the starry apparition here but it's also absolutely bc the apparition is easier to draw #ITS SO FUN. i just do a white outline with a little gaussian blur then go to town on the starry background #between the astral sea and the mrsn ghost i just keep having to draw that kinda starry background and i have lots of custom brushes for it #and it's just. so much fun. just slapping colours and shinies on the canvas like a small child #the original idea i had in my head was significantly less... close contact but then i looked up couples dancing pose refs on pinterest #and got the fucking gayest reference image ever so here we are #WALAO TUMBLR MOBILE FUCKED UP THE RESOLUTION AGAIN NABEI #art I made

[atopvisenyashill]

i still remain of the opinion that having an answer one way or the other about aegon is really boring and it’s purposefully going to be left ambiguous which doesn’t mean he’s a blackfyre but it also doesn’t mean he’s not a blackfyre and i think the pro blackfyre people are going to assume this means it’s ~canon~ even tho there’s also like plenty of evidence he Is in fact who he says he is too and i’m gonna be so annoyed by the discourse even tho i’m gonna agree george did the best thing by being vague about it and being vague about it is in fact more interesting than an explicit answer on him being real unlike what i think the anti blackfyre people want akskdj

#i just think the blackfyre thing is stupid 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻 #getting on my soap box #like introducing doubt is fun bc it makes him and dany paranoid. #but introducing evidence he’s real is also fun bc it makes him and jon much more touching. #and i will continue to think the theory is stupid again until george slaps me in the face with it. #it is like nedshara for me - i get it but i think you’re misreading what’s happening a bit here

[uniquezombiedestiny]

...

#character here is (yet AGAIN) reinhardt from branch-wdk53 #art #ik it was said wrist cutter isnt fitting but ough the art potential #shrimply cant resist drawing blood. its so fun #enjoy the abyss! #cant really remember my reasoning for this outside of banger design; very fun to draw #but something something into the abyss #and well. points to the lack of feeling. tbh i think i overuse it with things like this but man there is so much potential in it #the dissociative disorder W as i call it #my ideas arent very defined and again wc isnt truly fitting of reinhardt #but slaps some thoughts here: #'Only when it is sliced as if one were simply cutting a mere slab of meat can they achieve this.' #'The blood is always kept in equilibrium; it never overflows. Only despair can be found in its sunken depths.' #really all of this goes back to: s/hing just to feel something #and the nothingness itself; go far down enough and you reach a void - nothing #over time and repeated attempts it gets duller as scars compile. it doesnt give you any feeling anymore. it all just becomes nothing #so hm #in genuine consideration i feel like reinhardt wouldnt s/h bc of the clear logic in the way of 'there are way better solutions than this' #but its fun to think about it ig! and plus the design goes hard i couldnt not draw it #blood on pristine white >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> #......yknow every single time i draw reinhardt i have so much to say about him #no 1 blorbo of all time. hes literally in my brain now

[zuala-bear]

Happy belated Birthday to our first cryo dude!

#zu's art #genshin impact #comic #genshin kaeya #kaeya alberich #i had this idea for a little bit- but when i finally has inspo i didnt make the deadline #ah well #he still doesnt have totally fin design so- i just slapped a cloak and black on him and called it a day #tiny kaeya my beloved #he so dang precious- #learned again that watercolor pens are fun #they look so soft #kaeya's hair was a pain tho #like drawing it was ehh i'll get used to it #BUT THE COLOR #like is it blue or teal??? #both ig??? #genshin #his skin tone was also a hassel hgogouff- #genshin birthday #my brain just realized that i made his dad look like a blue crepus-

[ariarihocksnfree]

I love his design sm man

#ill say it again his design slaps Hard #he's so fun to draw #he's just so cool looking #also ill always find it hilarious that my sole struggle drawing him is the nametag #everything else goes well but the dogbone shape will be the death of me lmao #rosco #hello puppets

[spamtoon]

(Out of nowhere, you are approached by a familiar lightbulb-headed Cog.)

Ah, it's you, cat. Thinking you're oh-so-slick. Muttering and whispering under those raggedy whiskers of yours... Thinking I am unable to hear it all...

Well, you've simply underestimated my fantastic hearing. You probably want to know the reason why I'm here, taking a 'break' from my incredibly important scientific breakthroughs? It's quite simple, really!

(She gets close, and squints her eyes.)

I know what you are.

Farewell, now!

(She then leaves the way she came from.)

(Spam giggles immensely, covering her face... it always seems like she's giggling, isn't she? This lasts... at least thirty seconds. Longer than usual.)

And I know what I am too, Sparky! You broke through something, that's for sure. Really, broke through...

(She looks down, continuing to laugh nervously.)

You know, I find it odd you Havent tried to bulb blast me into the stratosphere by now. I mean knowing how you acted with Frostbite. Is there something peculiar about me that you perhaps can't quite track? Something about me that you... don't know what I am?

I know, I know, I'm talking to nobody again. But you were there when I had a moment today with the one the only Frostbite The Bravecog. You may be remaining. Lurking in the shadows. Knowing about these thoughts that I'm thinking.

(The giggling resumes, lasting far shorter this time.)

Your brother's a piece of fucking barp, by the way

(She braces for impact for a few seconds, wincing while smiling, before comically looking around to realize nobody's there. She sighs.)

Wow, okay maybe toony superhero show logic doesn't apply in this situation. Cool.

WAIT I JUST FUCKING REALIZED WHAT SHE MEANT but like. Dude if she meant that then what's the point I mean the whole ahh sellbot department barping knows unless you're Really low on the ladder. Heheh... maybe she did mean what I thought she meant.

Oh i'm so fucking screwed. What kind of bitch gets filament fever

#bright spark #<- for finding this again later. haha i called her sparky #the way she talks fucking tickles my brain so much im so . ohguohguohoghog SHE #SORRY THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG you see i was in the mindset that i would do this one little thing and then i would do my work which uh. #that leads to so so SO much procrastination. including on fun things! oh so fun things. #today was an event. #i also spent quite a bit of time ruminating i “would she really say that” is worse when shes literally you #to clarify. she is spam's aunt by like. building standards. not really in her found family. so its fucked up but as i said in discord this #is like. a “your mom's kinda hot” level crush. you know. also sorry i really wanted to say filament fever its been eating at me okay #nothing SERIOUS the way my f/os (and spam's f/os (plural now?? i guess?? if today was a canon event)) are #honestly mark still feels like the only real one with her to me but damn it. if spam's reflecting My Changes then she's Reflecting My Chang #spam in toontown unlike my other sonas is the most “its just you again” out of all of them and thats partially because her main #cog connection... is frostbite. they bounce off each other like we literally bounce off each other and damn it shes been so stagnant on her #own because of it. mark happened and she mirrored that because i kept fucking talking about him while we were in character and ideally #i should TRY to fix her. but also man because i'm not doing Serious lore stuff with her i dont. even know if i want to. #i kinda brushed it over the rug by saying that she relies on her constant entertainment so readily because she herself still doesnt feel #like she has a place outside of cogs only. sure she's in high roller backstage sure she's in allan's family now but shes not Doing anything #with herself the way that her friends are. mole's a ranger. frostbite cohosts. wishes... has chip. and something she doesn't have-- #living and fully growing as a toon. rather than being haphazardly slapped into a world. and in some respects she's envious of frostbite #finding themselves so quickly because she distracts herself because she's still kinda struggling with it. despite everything. yes she lives #happy and carefree a lot of the time but she keeps buying those dumb phones because when she's truly alone... her mind starts to wander. #that's what mark is for. so that spam can dream of a world where she has a purpose. even if its fake and fragile and just nothing compared #to the great friends that she already has. where she feels like its worth it doing something when she doesn't have anyone. and in that #respect. with the goons ma allan parallels in sonboy the spam cathal parallels shine. seeking tv (and to a lesser extent games) as a #method of escapism. even when one's life is already pretty good. because there's nothing else worth doing without friends or family. #the internet isn't just cool. it gives her something to be when it seems like everyone is something but her. and maybe thats a lazy #excuse for why it seems like she doesnt HAVE anything to call her own but that but damn it i'm trying my best to twist it around. #spam has such a HISTORY yknow? even if it feels like i havent established her much. #spam is the hearts to frostbite's spades not just because they're the duo of all time but because spam's fake stupid love keeps her going #sorry i just started rambling in the tags of this post about spam it. happens. she loves her friends so much i need to reiterate that okay

[themyscirah]

They'll be fine... right?

#HE WOULD MISS B'DG OKAY I JUDT HAD TO PUT HIM HERE BC ITD BE FUNNY #loooovvveee miscommunication when its funny like this lets have some more miscommunication #took out some of the responses i thought were too easy/not fun like clark or something #barry i have in here just because i have the image of simon shooting him and then being like 'i thought you would dodge!' #anyways yeah im thinking abt simon baz again #i may slap together a meta post on the gun soon abt like the characterization and thematic aspect because it IS fucking hilarious but also #like character-wise its a doozy and very interesting and just ugh!!!! #simon baz #blah

[this-should-do]

Freeman has neither the time nor the patience to deal with cowards who wont do their job, especially when they stop him from doing his

#gordon freeman #half life #blood tw #idoindeeddraw #oh m y fucking gooood finally its fucking finished #is it my best work? no! do i give a crap? no! done is better than not and this was a good idea so i wanted to finish it #anyways love doing comic based on in game events #like me having a bad day and losing my patience when i couldnt get a guard to do his job so i pushed him down stairs and then #slapped him when he continued not doing his job becuz vr controls are weird and vr lets u have empty hands #anyways inifnitely fond of the face gordon makes right before he slaps this poor guard lol #like please dont make it at me but do it again its a good look #also loving the concept where if this follows the black mesa series of events this guard gets beat to shit by aalien grunt after gordon #goes thru the door to get chased down by a goliath lol #anywyas please enjoy my desperate effort to finish a project thats been sittin gopen in krita for almost 2 months now lol #going insane with relief #but ye as much fun as makin gordon feel sad and alone and pathetic #it is equally as fun to make him have sum moments of not being a perfect victim son #hes ruthless and sumtimes u gotta be a lil forceful to get to ur goal so u gotta be a lil bad #cant be perfect all da time its just not fun #and its also simply unrealistic for everyone of these cops to be willing to follow everytime cuz like (gestures to real life in frustration) #but yeah angry gordon very good concept #peace out im gonna go eat the freeze dried bananas i promised myself as a reward for finishing this comic lol

[amethystsoda]

CPR recertified today!!

#me and the mannequin had a special connection once again /j #the guy who does our teaching is a firefighter and EMT #and he always makes it fun #i got to slap the mannequin >:D #he was like. you've been wanting to do that the last 5 minutes #but I just remember it from prev classes with him ehehe #amethyst rambles

[languor-em]

I recently picked up knitting because I'm obsessed with yarn apparently - But as most of you probably know, I've also been playing Elden Ring and recently beat Godrick

All this to say, I had a really weird stress dream the other night where I was desperately trying to knit a bunch of mittens for Godrick, but he kept grafting on more hands right when I'd finally finished enough for him. Very stressful, 0/10, would not recommend

At least he was being fairly polite about the whole ordeal though suahsgahw

#ron talks #godrick the grafted #he was faurly understanding about the whole ordeal in his defense - even though it was HIS fault because he couldnt stop grafting for fIVE #anyway #im havinf a lotta fun with both knitting and Elden ring #ive got like #50% of a sock!!!! #im gonna take a little break frkm my confessor build and try to do a prophet again now that i understand more about the game #also cause i wanna try and beat godrick PROPERLY this time #i accidentally cheesed the battle #i barely even got a hit in it was just nepheli and my jellyfish slapping the shit outta him #i just smacked his ass a few times then he died #rip godrick #you were pitiful in a deeply frightening way

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

as a certified pathological liar u drive me insane

:)

#I LITERALLY JUST MANIPULATED MY COWORKER YESTERDAY #And my coworkers always believe everything i say #I swear I’m a pathological liar too #… like lying is really fun #and easy #i know that’s not something to brag about but 😶 #b: toruro #with my coworker i played the dumb little girl #ben’s beard was too long and he wasn’t wearing a beard net #so i went back there and i was like hey ben i have a question 😕 #and i got really close to him and made my voice sound really pathetic #and he was like yeah what’s up? #and i was like what are the rules on beards in the kitchen again??? I don’t really know and I’m curious :( #and he was like i don’t know either! let me pull it up on pathways (corporates guide for everything) #and i was like okay :( #and so he pulls it up and reads me the length the beard has to be at and i was like oh okay … so like thomas’ beard is so long it needs a #beard net but yours is short enough you don’t have to? 🥺 #AND IT WORKED #he was like i don’t know i’ll just slap one on just in case #HA YOU KNOW BEN #so fun

[hallowed-nebulae]

he who ends the world

i was gonna make this a fancier painting, but chronic pain + college has sapped my energy. still! figured i’d make some baldr fanart along with all other kh mobile game enjoyers.

#kingdom hearts #baldr #kh baldr #blood tw #khdr #kingdom hearts dark road spoilers #khdr spoilers #scribbles #the art that never was #anyways baldr. i love him. he's so neat #im getting better at painting blood i think #didnt have energy so i just slapped on some shading layers with this one #i'll need to get better at painting with more dramatic lights + blood + aesthetics and such #so maybe i'll draw baldr again to practive. he's fun to draw

[deus-ex-mona]

g o o d n i g h t .

#very incoherent rant about my week in the tags; sorry for incoherence i hit my head earlier so b s #im just. so d o n e with this week. 100000% done i say. #on monday i was late to work by 20 minutes and had to stay behind for half an hour to make up for it bc the app we use to clock in suuuucks #and i also found out that i lost $40 of my salary bc of said clocking in app which. suuuuuuuuuuucks #though. this week had a weirdly low number of samples. which was. kinda nice ig since i managed to finish all my work before 7pm… but still. #like we managed to finish our stuff so quickly that we managed to watch bee movie together on tuesday……… #mmmmmm i don’t remember much about what happened on wednesday though….. #but yesterday. oh g o d . yesterday. thursday. whateverday. g o d. #so the software to operate one of the [lab equipment] machines kept crashing everytime we tried to print results #regardless of whether there were any samples being tested with said machine at the moment. which. y’know #sucks on its own. but it also means that the tested sample had to be reweighed and every sample that came after it had to be reentered again #which was a m a j o r pain in the behind. #so like. after i reran the sample post-first software crash… the boss’s favourite employee freakin’ remote-accessed the computer and #he did the results thing. and crashed the software. while a sample was being analysed. and the entire monitor!!! went!!!! dark!!!! when he!! #so. i ‘calmly’ and ‘rationally’ rushed out to the office area to give him a piece of my mind. #which. may or may not have involved screaming at him and slapping him. it’s too bad that i slapped him so loudly that our boss heard/saw it… #but. um. she didn’t call me out to screech at me in return. she sent him into the lab area to settle his thing himself in fact. so. hm. #i guess i’m able to keep my job for another week. maybe. #it didn’t stop my coworkers from making fun of me for slapping the guy though so b s #anyways ig i got my just desserts today bc i walked straight into the side of the door of an in-workplace bathroom stall at full force #and i think i bruised the side of my head… what goes around comes around ig…… #idek what i’m even typing anymore i blame my head hurty for this #inedible blubbering

[mazojo]

Carlos really carrying season 3 all by himself his back must hurt so badly

#You know what I think I like about him? He is consistent. Carlos takes no crap from Disney and has been a king from season 1 till 3 #Not like othERS *looks pointedly at like literally the entire cast #HE REALLY SAID BITCHSLAPS ON DISNEY THATS MY KING HAJAJAJJAJA #THat and the comment last ep of ah yes. Me. The known womanizer. JAJAJAJJAJAJA I LOVE HIM #Also the ouch. My face. I’ve been slapped lmaooo #HE is the entire show give him a crown #gonna ramble here for a sec don’t mind me I’ll shut up after this #Damn disney since season 2 has made it it’s absolute goal to make Ashlyn the most UNLIKEABKE ever I can’t stand her #She was one of my favorites in season 1 and now she is just kinda mean and annoying dude #Also can disney stop doing the whole jealousy plot line I am so tired…. So tired….. #Absolutely ALL the ships on this series have gone through it like pleaaaaase come up with #something else jealousy was fun like for two secs and now it’s just annoying #I love rambling about the serie because it makes me become the biggest bitch ever JAJAJJAJA I hate it but I love it but I hate it #I also love how we forgot about Nini completely like lmao Nini who?? Never heard of that one chief #Once again fuck Corbin bleu and I said that shit for ruining EJ and Gina’s perfect summer 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 very cool #(Corbin the character btw irl Corbin slaps SKKSKSK) #Also I fucking love how bad this show is written were there’s no show they just tell. #Literally. The one girl went on a 2 min expose trip telling us all her backstory damn #hsmtmts #Carlos

[mossdeep]

ok i finished rift apart, i'm on mobile so i can't do a read more but i will be rambling in the tags to save you all from a category 5 autism moment

#OK SO #i still have my grievances with the new direction the series is going #i hate how much they've watered down ratchets character #like i get he's grown but theres no more snark... he's almost socially awkward and that's really jarring #i like rivet and i like kit and the fact that they are parallels to ratchet and clank is really cool #i like how they leaned into the fact kit is a warbot bc with clank they kinda... forgot about it #like he is also a weapon he just escaped while kit didn't escape until after she hurt someone #i'm so frustrated that every new game its like 'next time we'll see the lombaxes!' #and it just. keeps getting put off #serious pacing issues it feels like the devs want to tell more stories so they make an excuse like #'whoops! the dimensionator is stolen! whoops now its broken! yay its fixed! whoops its stolen again now! #like get ON WITH IT #they keep doing side quests and the main quest has been forgotten except at the end they remind you that that is the end goal still! #nefarious is fun as always but i feel like they haven't done him justice since acit #his cartoon villian swag is gone the slap stick is gone WHERE THE FUCK IS LAWRENCE #seriously i havent played some of the games inbetween but. what happened to him. wheres his butler whos this little robot shit #bringlawrenceback2k23 #the puzzles were just worse acit puzzles. made me sad #not enough gladiator tournaments i want more violence! #and no racing??? fuck off #the beetles don't count #also WHAT HAPPENED TO SPACE TRAVEL #IN ACIT THERE WAS A WHOLE GALAXY WITH PLANETS AND MOONS TO EXPLORE AND SIDE QUESTS #NOW ITS JUST A PLANET MENU SELECT SCREEN??? FUCK OFF #ALSO WHERE IS RATCHETS SHIP. WHERES APHELION #i wanna just fly around and change radio stations again and occasionally stop at a moon and do a little side quest #i think i just want to play acit again #anyways i'm going to replay all of the games! even the yucky ones! #only ones i won't touch are the weird spin-offs and whatever the fuck all 4 one was #I'M RUNNING OUT OF TAGS BUT I JUST GOTTA SAY GAMEPLAY WAS VERY FUN I LIKED THE FINAL BOSS FIGHT AND THE CHARACTERS OK BYE

[mrfoox]

How to make Miranda lose up to 80% of her trust and belief in you 101:

- break an promise

- break an agreement on something that's kinda a big deal

#miranda talking shit #Kicker is I will forgive. I forgive people but that trust will never be 100% again. I'll not forget #Something something blame my father for this since he always broke every promise he made to me as a child and made #Me slowly realize how little I meant to him so he couldn't even bother keeping his word #Aaaaanyway. I won't ever tell anyone how much they fucked up but haha... Yeah #Men break my trust I will drop them like hot potatoes or switch my inner love switch #But we are being positive so silver lining. I'm being reminded of an important lesson #No man will ever care about me enough to not do this. Will I stop loving people/men? Nope #But it's always an fun slap to get like ah right..... #There is an reason I never promise anything to anyone. Bc I'd have to kms if I broke that by some way #I swear.... Only man that doesn't disappoint me or break my trust is Fabian. 6 years he haven't done anything bad ever #I mean ok... He have said some insensitive things and my feelings are easily hurt but nothing I didn't drop after an day #He keeps his word. If he says he will do something he does #I hate the feeling of disappointment. I know it's daddy issues. It just reminds me of being young and having my heart crushed #Thus we avoid expecting things but... Alas.... I'm a trusting person and I want to think people will keep their words #Sucks to be wrong. But hahaha... I'll get over it as always #Negative