300 notes: Use a medium plug now
600 notes: Spend $20 on sissy clothes (must be pink)
900 notes: Wear panties 24/7 from now on
1200 notes: Spend $40 on sissy clothes (must be pink)
1500 notes: Sit on a 6-inch dildo once week for 30 min
1800 notes: Listen to 1 audio file of sissy hypno before bed
2100 notes: Wear androgynous or feminine clothes at home from now on
2400 notes: Practice deepthroating the current sized dildo twice a week
2700 notes: I can cum only once a month
3000 notes: Sit on a 7-inch dildo 2 times a week for 30 min
3300 notes: Wear androgynous or feminine clothing in public from now on
3600 notes: Wear only slutty or pink sissy clothing at home
3900 notes: I have to wear a corset under my clothes everyday
4200 notes: Use a large plug now
4500 notes: Use a smaller cage
4800 notes: I can only watch/listen to girly media, anything masculine or geared towards males is banned
5100 notes: Sit on an 8-inch dildo 3 times a week for 30 min
5400 notes: Listen to sissy hypno every time I do anal
5700 notes: I can only cum when I'm riding a dildo and it's changed to 1 cum every 3 months
6000 notes: Make a Twitter account archiving proof and progress
6300 notes: Every week either post proof/update pics of locked chastity, gif of current dildo riding, gif of current plug insertion, and pics of current sissy outfit that I'm being made to wear from these tasks
6600 notes: I have to permanently use she/her pronouns
6900 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 4 times a week for 30 min
7200 notes: Lock myself in ballet heels for 3 hours every day
7500 notes: From now on edge every day for 2 hours
7800 notes: Use a smaller cage
8100 notes: Every 3 days I have to use a chastity cage with a sounding rod
8400 notes: Buy the most embarrassing humiliating sissy pink dress I can find (with all the ruffles and it locks when zipped up)
8700 notes: I can only wear a dress or skirt in public from now on
9000 notes: Get Started on Estrogen
9300 notes: Every 3 days either post proof/update pics of locked chastity, gif of current dildo riding, gif of current plug insertion, and pics of current sissy outfit that I'm being made to wear from these tasks
9600 notes: I now have to use a sounding chastity cage from now on
9900 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 5 times a week for 1 hour
10200 notes: Once a week, I have to replace my plug with a dildo while I'm out in public for the day
10500 notes: I can only cum once a year
10800 notes: Buy a fucking machine
11100 notes: Buy and use sounding rods 3 times a week for 30 min
11400 notes: Buy breast/nipple pumps and use it twice a week to increase the size
11700 notes: Put on an inverse chastity cage from now on and no more edging or unlocking
12000 notes: Start an OF
12300 notes: Clicker train myself to get horny to the thought of cocks
12600 notes: I can only cum from anal
12900 notes: Make an Amazon Wishlist and add 100 toys and clothes for anyone to buy. Anyone who buys them will get a free show with what they bought
13200 notes: Use an XL plug now
13500 notes: Only use 10-inch toys from now on sit on it 6 times a week for 30 min, once a week use a 12+ inch toy
13800 notes: glue the lock shut, flush the key down the toilet, the only way I'm getting out now is if I hit 15000 notes
14100 notes: Listen to any hypno file people send me (including Bambi Sleep files)
14400 notes: Let anyone make demands in my messages, I have to obey the first message that I see per day
14700 notes: Get blackmailed by someone of my choice
^ I HAVE TO DO ALL OF THE ABOVE ^
15000 notes: Bottom surgery (My Life is Over). However I have to spend at least 25% of the entire chastity sentence in a cage before I get bottom surgery to prolong this even longer.
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I also have to follow these listed rules every time I hit the following number of notes. So please stop spamming the comments!
300 notes: Use a medium plug now
600 notes: Spend $20 on sissy clothes (must be pink)
900 notes: Wear panties 24/7 from now on
1200 notes: Spend $40 on sissy clothes (must be pink)
1500 notes: Sit on a 6-inch dildo once week for 30 min
1800 notes: Listen to 1 audio file of sissy hypno before bed
2100 notes: Wear androgynous or feminine clothes at home from now on
2400 notes: Practice deepthroating the current sized dildo twice a week
2700 notes: I can cum only once a month
3000 notes: Sit on a 7-inch dildo 2 times a week for 30 min
3300 notes: Wear androgynous or feminine clothing in public from now on
3600 notes: Wear only slutty or pink sissy clothing at home
3900 notes: I have to wear a corset under my clothes everyday
4200 notes: Use a large plug now
4500 notes: Use a smaller cage
4800 notes: I can only watch/listen to girly media, anything masculine or geared towards males is banned
5100 notes: Sit on an 8-inch dildo 3 times a week for 30 min
5400 notes: Listen to sissy hypno every time I do anal
5700 notes: I can only cum when I'm riding a dildo and it's changed to 1 cum every 3 months
6000 notes: Make a Twitter account archiving proof and progress
6300 notes: Every week either post proof/update pics of locked chastity, gif of current dildo riding, gif of current plug insertion, and pics of current sissy outfit that I'm being made to wear from these tasks
6600 notes: I have to permanently use she/her pronouns
6900 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 4 times a week for 30 min
7200 notes: Lock myself in ballet heels for 3 hours every day
7500 notes: From now on edge every day for 2 hours
7800 notes: Use a smaller cage
8100 notes: Every 3 days I have to use a chastity cage with a sounding rod
8400 notes: Buy the most embarrassing humiliating sissy pink dress I can find (with all the ruffles and it locks when zipped up)
8700 notes: I can only wear a dress or skirt in public from now on
9000 notes: Get Started on Estrogen
9300 notes: Every 3 days either post proof/update pics of locked chastity, gif of current dildo riding, gif of current plug insertion, and pics of current sissy outfit that I'm being made to wear from these tasks
9600 notes: I now have to use a sounding chastity cage from now on
9900 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 5 times a week for 1 hour
10200 notes: Once a week, I have to replace my plug with a dildo while I'm out in public for the day
10500 notes: I can only cum once a year
10800 notes: Buy a fucking machine
11100 notes: Buy and use sounding rods 3 times a week for 30 min
11400 notes: Buy breast/nipple pumps and use it twice a week to increase the size
11700 notes: Put on an inverse chastity cage from now on and no more edging or unlocking
12000 notes: Start an OF
12300 notes: Clicker train myself to get horny to the thought of cocks
12600 notes: I can only cum from anal
12900 notes: (I need ideas)
13200 notes: Use an XL plug now
13500 notes: Only use 10-inch toys from now on sit on it 6 times a week for 30 min, once a week use a 12+ inch toy
13800 notes: glue the lock shut, flush the key down the toilet, the only way I'm getting out now is if I hit 15000 notes
14100 notes: (I need ideas)
14400 notes: (I need ideas)
14700 notes: Get nipple piercings
15000 notes: Bottom surgery (My Life is Over). However I have to spend at least 25% of the entire chastity sentence in a cage before I get bottom surgery to prolong this even longer.
Please just scroll past this and don't interact with this post at all! I like my current life!
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This restored 1970 mid-century modern home in Houston, Texas has walls of glass in the back and from front to back at the entrance. It's so exposed, I could never live here. 5bds, 5ba, $3.1M.
Through the front door, smack in the middle of the house, is a conversation pit with a large skylight over it.
There's also a very large dining area.
From the living room in the back of the home you can see up to the 3rd floor. Look at the sofa in a brick niche up in the loft- that's different.
There are 5 baths in house.
The kitchen is minimalist modern and looks like it has its own fireplace but it's just a shelf with a small sitting area.
The primary bedroom is open and consists of more than one room.
This glass enclosure appears to be, maybe, a yoga/meditation room.
The en-suite has a large shower and what looks like a double tub.
And, this is the closet/dressing room. Not liking the minimalist furniture in a house this expensive- it looks like IKEA.
Here's a family room.
Large secondary bedroom.
And, this is a child's room.
One of the other baths.
I don't know if that's book shelving on the right or an art installation.
This is another dining area on one of the upper floors.
There are 2 big decks in the back of the house.
It's only a .92 acre lot, which doesn't give it much seclusion for all that glass, especially if someone decides to build nearby. Plus, there appears to be a road going by along the bayou.
You guys remember when (after posting this and this) I swore I would never write for Zoro again, because it was too hard?
Well.
Marriage of convenience and public sex with Roronoa Zoro would involve...
My newest wip! I'm still unsure how exactly to organize this, maybe an headcanon list plus a drabble in the middle (for the NSFW part) which means It'll probably take me a while to finish it, but I'm. So. Excited!!!!!
(I chose this gif because this was clearly Zoro's sexiest moment!!)
EDIT: 6000 words!
EDIT: 7500 words!!
EDIT: 9000 words!!!
EDIT: 10500 words!!!! We're almost there!
EDIT: story's complete at 11100 words!! It will be posted soon. 💚
also have to follow these listed rules every time I hit the following number of notes. So please stop spamming the comments!
300 notes: Use a medium plug now
600 notes: Spend $20 on sissy clothes (must be pink)
900 notes: Wear panties 24/7 from now on
1200 notes: Spend $40 on sissy clothes (must be pink)
1500 notes: Sit on a 6-inch dildo once week for 30 min
1800 notes: Listen to 1 audio file of sissy hypno before bed
2100 notes: Wear androgynous or feminine clothes at home from now on
2400 notes: Practice deepthroating the current sized dildo twice a week
2700 notes: I can cum only once a month
3000 notes: Sit on a 7-inch dildo 2 times a week for 30 min
3300 notes: Wear androgynous or feminine clothing in public from now on
3600 notes: Wear only slutty or pink sissy clothing at home
3900 notes: I have to wear a corset under my clothes everyday
4200 notes: Use a large plug now
4500 notes: Use a smaller cage
4800 notes: I can only watch/listen to girly media, anything masculine or geared towards males is banned
5100 notes: Sit on an 8-inch dildo 3 times a week for 30 min
5400 notes: Listen to sissy hypno every time I do anal
5700 notes: I can only cum when I'm riding a dildo and it's changed to 1 cum every 3 months
6000 notes: Make a Twitter account archiving proof and progress
6300 notes: Every week either post proof/update pics of locked chastity, gif of current dildo riding, gif of current plug insertion, and pics of current sissy outfit that I'm being made to wear from these tasks
6600 notes: I have to permanently use she/her pronouns
6900 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 4 times a week for 30 min
7200 notes: Lock myself in ballet heels for 3 hours every day
7500 notes: From now on edge every day for 2 hours
7800 notes: Use a smaller cage
8100 notes: Every 3 days I have to use a chastity cage with a sounding rod
8400 notes: Buy the most embarrassing humiliating sissy pink dress I can find (with all the ruffles and it locks when zipped up)
8700 notes: I can only wear a dress or skirt in public from now on
9000 notes: Get Started on Estrogen
9300 notes: Every 3 days either post proof/update pics of locked chastity, gif of current dildo riding, gif of current plug insertion, and pics of current sissy outfit that I'm being made to wear from these tasks
9600 notes: I now have to use a sounding chastity cage from now on
9900 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 5 times a week for 1 hour
10200 notes: Once a week, I have to replace my plug with a dildo while I'm out in public for the day
10500 notes: I can only cum once a year
10800 notes: Buy a fucking machine
11100 notes: Buy and use sounding rods 3 times a week for 30 min
11400 notes: Buy breast/nipple pumps and use it twice a week to increase the size
11700 notes: Put on an inverse chastity cage from now on and no more edging or unlocking
12000 notes: Start an OF
12300 notes: Clicker train myself to get horny to the thought of cocks
12600 notes: I can only cum from anal
12900 notes: Make an Amazon Wishlist and add 100 toys and clothes for anyone to buy. Anyone who buys them will get a free show with what they bought
13200 notes: Use an XL plug now
13500 notes: Only use 10-inch toys from now on sit on it 6 times a week for 30 min, once a week use a 12+ inch toy
13800 notes: glue the lock shut, flush the key down the toilet, the only way I'm getting out now is if I hit 15000 notes
14100 notes: Listen to Bambi Sleep files
14400 notes: Get a tattoo right over my clitty that says "Property of _____"
14700 notes: Get nipple piercings
15000 notes: Bottom surgery (My Life is Over). However I have to spend at least 25% of the entire chastity sentence in a cage before I get bottom surgery to prolong this even longer.
Czuję się dziś dalej źle, jestem zmęczona migrenami, studiami, wszystkim. Dziś cały dzień przesiedziałam na uczelni, humor średni więc ciężko mi się pracowało. Na koniec poszłyśmy do maka. I kiedy wszyscy jedli drwala, ja wzięłam 2x 2forU. Ale spróbuję w końcu tego drwala, to moje postanowienie na ten miesiąc. Bo szczerze, to jeszcze nigdy go nie jadłam XD
🥗 1900 kcal
🔥 410 kcal (11100 kroków)
⚖️ 66,60 kg ⬇️
Dziś chyba zasnę spokojnie, bez bólu. Chcę skończyć czytać książkę, wypić herbatkę i iść spać.
'라 꿈빠르씨따(La cumparsita)'는 1916년에 우루과이 사람인 마토스 로드리게스(Matos Rodriguez)가 작곡했다. 당시 이분은 풋내기 대학생이었고, 자신의 만든 걸 습작이라 여겼는지 부끄러워해 직접 연주하지 않은 대신 로베르또 삐르뽀(Roberto Firpo)가 라히랄다(La Giralda)란 카페에서 초연했다.
땅고의 기원 중 하나로 인정받고 있는 깐돔베(Candombe)는 아프리카에서 기원한 타악기 위주 음악이고, 길거리 행진하며 깐돔베 연주하는 걸 꼼빠르사(Comparsa)라고 함. 이 전통이 우루과이에 남아 있었기 때문에 마토스 씨가 영감을 받아 '라 꿈빠르씨따'를 작곡했을 거라고 추측 가능하다.
여기까진 '지구와 바람과 별과 땅고'에 쓴 내용이고, 이후 구글에서 새로운 내용을 찾아 몇 가지 업데이트.
우선 유서 깊은 '라히랄다'가 혹시 현재에도 남아 있을까 싶어 구글맵으로 당시 주소인 '18 de Julio, Montevideo, Uruguay'를 찾아 스트리트 뷰로 주변을 확인하니 라바예하(Lavalleja)라는 혁명가 동상이 서 있는 공원과 고층 빌딩만 보였다. 알고 보니 거기에서 서쪽으로 1.8km 거리에 있는 살보 궁전(=Palacio Salvo)이란 건물 내 '라 꿈빠르씨따 땅고 박물관(=Museo del Tango, La cumparsita)'이 옛 라히랄다 자리였고, 정확한 주소는 'Palacio Salvo, Plaza Independencia 848, 11100 Montevideo'였음.
현재 남은 '라 꿈빠르씨따'는 전적으로 마토스 창작이 아니었더만. 아마도 원래는 단순한 행진곡풍이었던 거 같은데, 이걸 땅고로 재탄생시킨 장본인이 초연한 로베르또 씨라고 한다. 즉 자신이 예전에 지은 "여성 가우초 마누엘라(=La gaucha Manuela)"와 '완전한 끈(=Cuerda Completa)'에서 일부를 가져와 붙인 것. 즉 엄밀히 말해 '라 꿈빠르씨따'는 마토스와 로베르또의 공동 저작이라고 해야겠으나 로베르또가 이 곡이 빅히트할 거라곤 예측 못하고 대수롭잖게 여기는 바람에 이름을 넣지 않았고, 아마도 이 결정을 평생 후회한 듯 보임.
유튜브에 로베르또 씨가 삽입했다는 두 곡이 모두 올라와 있어 다 들어봄. '여성 가우초 마누엘라'는 후안 마글리오가 남긴 녹음이 있었는데, 왠지 선율보다는 코드를 따온 거 같다.
반면 '완전한 끈'은 듣자마자 느낌이 딱 온다. 그리고 'Cuerda Completa'의 정확한 의미를 몰라 '완전한 끈'으로 직역했다. 'Cuerda'에는 끈 외에 '현악기 줄', '동물 창자 힘줄'이란 뜻이 있으므로 '완벽한 연주'로 의역할 수 있지 않나 예상. 또한 서양에서 거트(Gut)가 창자 외 배짱이란 의미가 있는 거로 알아 혹시 '배짱 좋은 놈'으로도 의역할 수 있는 게 아닌가 싶은 것.