#AND HE ✨ COOKS ✨

[jangmi-latte]

WHAT IF I FALL FOR FLOYD WHAT THEN HUH

#his unpredictable-ness is oddly attractive 😭 #wait...it's making sense now WHAT #IT'S JUST WHEN HE FLUCTUATES HIS VOICE DEPENDING ON HIS MOOD #AND HE ✨ COOKS ✨ #i like a man who cooks because i like cooking too bUT WHAT #leaning on the counter beside you while you try chopping for the first time and he's just watching AH #i'm breaking my MIND this is not normal #OR WHEN HE JUST HOLDS YOUR HAND TO ASSIST YOU IN CHOPPING AND HE JUST FOIAWJHNOJEHSDNF BITS YOUR EAR GOODNIGHT #wait no STOP #he can strangle me 😭😭😭 in what way i shall not mention #HE CAN ALSO PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND YOU HAVE THIS ODD TRUST IN HIM DESPITE HIM BEING ECCENTRIC #LIKE LIKE YOU CAN BRING HIM TO GROCERIES AND HE'LL JUST BOREDLY PUSH THE CART BUT WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE FOOD HE CAN JUST #YOU KNOW #POINT OUT THIS AND THAT #I LIKE ME A SMART MAN #blaire stop you're embarrassing #HE. IS. ALSO. GOOD. WITH. CHILDREN #I REPEAT HE CAN BE GENTLE Y'ALL GET AWAY FROM ME #and he's straightforward WHAIUSJHD SUGAR COATING DOES NOT EXIST WITH HIM #how many times have i edited this to add more tags

[money-and-dandellions]

Apollo is a Mother Hen.

#apollo #lester papadopoulos #toa #and #like he is fussing over everyone #✨ anxiety ✨ #did you eat did you sleep have you drinken water are you warm are you cold take my jacket or let me take your hand and be a personal heater #let me cook for yoy i can cook o swear and it is good #he knows how to cook #and how to sew clothes #he sewed megs clothes at dome point #or his childrens #or his lovers' #he would braid hyacinthus's hair like sitting befpre dawn humming and brushing his hair carefully

[demonzoro]

nanami is so funny as one of my faves bc when you describe his chara it's like okay yeah ex-salaryman who decided capitalism was worse than the inevitability of a gory death. it's got a lil garnish on there but if you described him to me before i watched jjk i'd be like "okay 👍 moving on". but then i watched it and everything he says is straight fire. work IS shit. you SHOULD only exert moderate effort where only moderate effort is required. being a child is not a sin. the main chara being gored full of holes is NOT fine he's like fifteen. doing overtime SHOULD give you license to go ham. wtf IS gojo even saying. getting a little treat from the bakery is SO important. if i don't get a vacation soon i'm gonna die in a way that changes the trajectory of your life forever

#nanami: quits his job #me: he cooked here #✨

[capricioussun]

Took me a week for some reason but happy uf papyrus monday saturday

#he’s baking not cooking here but that's fine right yeah #anyway ty for the suggestions ✨💞 #uf edge #underfell papyrus #snow and hail #uf papyrus monday

[shima-draws]

Suddenly got the inexplicable urge to watch the Cats musical again. And then I remembered this ask I answered on my sideblog and giggled like an idiot

#I LOVE CATS!! SHUT UP!! IT’S SO GOOD!!!! #The 2019 movie ruined its reputation 😭 #The OG 1998 stage version that was recorded…MWAH. PERFECTION #Anyway I love watching Tugger praise his boyfriend for four minutes in song form as Misto does his gay little dance #Forever salty at how the 2019 movie BUTCHERED Misto’s character #Me: He would NOT act like that #OG Misto is confident in his abilities and has every right to be #Misto: Yeah I can do magic. And? #Cats #Cats musical #Shima speaks #I grew up being like. OBSESSED with Cats. So it has a very special place in my heart <3 #Used to be a Macavity girlie now I am a Mistoffelees girlie all the way #I love the way Jacob plays him in the 98 version <3 #All the Jellicles: Deut is missing what do we do?!! #Tugger: WAIT #Tugger: Let him cook. #Misto: 🏳️‍🌈✨🩰 #And then he fixes everything. LMAOOO

[grimalkinmessor]

I need a fic where L wins but as he's transporting Light to be executed somewhere remote where his supporters can't find him, the plane crashes and he, a defanged Light, and Matsuda all end up stranded in the middle of nowhere together.

L is busy blaming Light for the crash, Light is busy snarling back at him and trying to wiggle his way out of his handcuffs, and Matsuda is busy being the only fucking person with braincells and trying to keep them all alive long enough to be found.

Featuring Light being forced to confront his own guilt, L becoming slightly less of an asshole, and both of them being forced to acknowledge Matsuda's skills.

They also all have to cuddle for warmth and then fall in love. Obviously.

#death note #lawlightsuda #lawlight #matsulight #yes light is still restrained while theyre cuddling #neither L nor matsuda trust him with his hands free even while he's unconcious lmao #l lawliet #matsuda touta #yagami light #it could either be an island or just the middle of the woods somewhere but if its somewhere in the us i ABSOLUTELY expect matsuda to shoot #a wendigo in the face at some point and get covered in gore bc why even bother if you're not gonna have one of them covered in blood #l cant cook worth shit and neither can matsuda but light's hands are cuffed so like :') RIP #L does know some foraging hacks though #perks of being an orphan ✨ #lawtsuda #mispelled it the first time my bad

[kheyys-worms]

Lol. I love how on point this dish is-- It looks EXACTLY like the packed meal you'd bring to school or go swimming. Even the plate looks like the kind of tupperware you'd use 😂😂

#now just to see if the noodle'll harden and turned boxy just like the platter #since floyd's the one cooking this i can only imagine him bringing this whenever he goes swimming #and by the time he's gonna eat the noodle would be molded just like his lunch box #truly. (indo)mie goreng is the top tier meal after swimming ✨✨✨ #Indonesian approve 😌😌✨✨ #twisted wonderland #kheyy's thoughts

[voidchillz]

Look at this wet dog looking ass mother fucker. I’m not even done and he looks pathetic💜

#pathetic /aff #it was the highlights #he needs a nap and some water #and hugs #sans oc #if y’all can’t tell I’m cooking 🙌✨ #void is chilling

[wizofwaterdeep]

a little turkey day themed thoughts, but gale absolutely loves to cook a grand feast. roughly a year after the party saves baldur’s gate, he would absolutely convince his companion’s to visit waterdeep (he won’t admit it, but he misses them.) of course this would mean he goes all out preparing them food with a cute little apron.

#✨— — headcanons;; gale dekarios (the walking apocalypse) #( he needs a ‘kiss the cook’ apron )

[thedeadthree]

HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND. una nathaira uller x aegon ii targaryen

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#oc: una nathaira uller #x: hand in unlovable hand #x: unaegon #x: una x aegon ii #TYY THIS WAS SO CUTE i worked on this all day akajzjjz but im so happy with how it turned out ✨😵‍💫🖤😖 #vanna and daemy have had the braincell for a good bit so i wanted to do this with the other clowns rotating in the brain at the moment <3 #do they look like they clean (or cook alsjxjxj) is my fav ✨🥴 love that for these two! #i almost feel like they’re both equally jealous? but I think lore wise for a while he couldn’t like….. outright be u know? #so like someone would be like ✨😏 to una and u would just see aeggy in corner pouting like there was no tomorrow alsjhzhz #like: ✨😒😒😠🥺🥺🤕 #i really wanted to do daemy and vanna but like……. tired leg brain aksjxjxh #leg.ocs #leg.edit #leg.tagged #i went with book canon for the things :) #unas height may change but i went with her fcs height for this ✨😅

[lectersdesign]

thinking about abigail teaching hannibal slang words like “mic drop”

#slang/pop culture references/memes while he teaches her to cook #hannibal has no idea what she’s saying half the time but tries his best #and then later they team up to harass will at the dinner table #srry just suffering from some ✨murder family brainrot✨ #alyssa talks #murder family #headcanon #will graham #hannibal lecter #abigail hobbs

[tsuchinokoroyale]

God came to me in a dream and shared with me His recipe for Black Milk Bubble Tea Tres Leches Cake and I was like whoa! Is that all tho and He said Hm? and I said Like do you have anything else to say to me or to the world and it’s people and He said Oh. No not really. and woke me up at 3:57 in the fucking morning

The cake was pretty good I guess but damn big G is kind of a little shit isn’t He???

#this is why I’m an atheist honestly I guess god is real but He’s just sharing recipes instead of causing miracles or whatever #like damn yeah I know what it’s like to get bored at work but until we also get UBI I don’t want to hear about Your creative pursuits #You were able to pursue bc You didn’t have to work to survive Jesus Christ… no… no not him just… it’s a figure of speech Dude… #cooking with tsuchi #<- this tag isn’t real but it could be if I’m bored enough one day ✨

[savoryangel]

I seriously love indulging in my culture with my f/os as well into indulging into theirs as return!!

#im thinking about how miguel would help me learn Spanish better since I’m hardly learned irl #I yhink his relization into angelo not being fluent is funny it’ll be like “I thought you know Spanish!!!’ ‘I DO..’ #‘THEN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???’ angelo sweats nervously because he’s ashamed of not knowing his own language 😭💔 then just fuckinh yells #‘NO SABO’ like what a way to self sabotage yourself #ofc miguel would lightly tease him for not butchering sentences like siblings do #but he’d be so willing to help and could cook some bombass meals #lm craving tajadas con pollo or pupusas like PLEASSSSSEEDSSE #omg for LYLA OMG #since she’s an AI she immediately is educated in her Korean culture and teach angelo about her culture and language #EVEN introduce her into FOODS liek i love trying out new foods around the world #like those rice cake dishes look sooooo mouth watery #then we dance to tejano or cumbia music weeawwewwwee #✨🩷electrify my heart #noel.txt

[wibblyparfait]

redrew Ilis's ref cuz i tweaked his kit, but Do Know that the only thing that still matters is his unapologetic Chesedkissing 👍

#freed him from the homophobic Rudolta stare by changing him out of Rudolta drip <3/j SJFJDF #also removed the tail augment even if i still like the idea. mayb i'll find a diff OC to put it on or smth #otherwise he is just vibing. there is a distortion slowly cooking in the brain microwave but i dont even Know how to evolve his design for #LOR so until that happens he is free from the compassion fatigue arc ✨ AUAUAGHGH #Lobotomy Corporation OC #LC Nugget #OC Art #OC #Original Character #Parf2024

[deus-ex-mona]

“a sicks’ dream come true; coming soon to fanfic channels near you”

#presenting my cursed sleep-deprived brainworm of the day: nagisa gets sold to ft4 for uni fees #or well. more like they’re looking for a live-in assistant dude. thing. or sth. idk #and papa shiranami just sells his son off bc ‘hey it’s literal free real estate!!! plus he’s gonna get paid for the entire deal so why not?’ #nagisa initially pitches a fit at his dad a la gamushara yelling scene bc ‘dad!!!!!! how could you just sell me off to some strangers?!!!!’ #‘shhhh son; think of the free housing. in ✨t o k y o✨. stuff’s expensive there yk’ ‘but still!!!!!’ #so nagi sulkily packs his bags and heads out; trying to motivate himself with thoughts of ‘hey at least i’ll get to see hiyori more often’ #then he arrives at the train station and sees our favourite 5-man non-idol gang… and promptly passes out #when he comes to… poor guy finds himself right smack in the middle of a hugeass canopy bed #with dai sitting smugly by the side like ‘the great me carried you back mans. you’re welcome ;)’ with a tip of his cool fedora #and that’s when nagi realises that 1) it’s not a dream and that he actually has to live with his oshis now. and 2) damnnnn this bed is soft #cohabitation shenanigans happen. as they would seeing as the entire gang + rio’s niece live together in this oddly huge megu-owned penthouse #plus free bi-weekly vacations to megu’s family villa bc they can never spend a waking moment without each other #and nagi finds it strange that the group is oddly accomodating of his uni schedule when it concerns his job tasks and such… #or that they collab with lxl (hi hiyori!!!) way more than they should typically be… #but he brushes it off when rio asks him to cook with him or sth idk i mean how often do you get to cook with your oshi???? #and idk eventually the jig is up and it’s revealed that hiyori was the one who was accidentally behind the whole thing #like a ‘sorry nagisa i told uchida that you’d be moving here too but lxl were there the entire time and they went and got ft4 to buy you’ #or something kinda thing. idk. bc everything has to be lxl’s fault; even when they’re just lurking in the bg #i’m def gonna regret this later lmao. it’s almost 2.30 in the am; i have not written in months; and i’ve never read a sold to 1.d. fic ev er #this is the kind of cosmic horror that only sleep-deprived brains can cook up ig…….. oh wells #it is suiyoubi my dudes #the dude from gamushara

[chuchuscoolhat]

r.anpo with glasses✨✨✨

#;ooc #ooc #i know everyone's prob sleeping rn BUT ! #his ✨super deduction mode✨ #you know he's going to cook something when he puts on his glasses okokok