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crepusculum-rattus · 5 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “hardcore s4” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear those islands are floating
my friend, ender, pacing: they’re going to flood the end
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collophora · 8 days
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come on brain, drawwwwwwxcfljwKS
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afterlifeoftheparty · 10 months
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you think pete wentz is a bad lyricist? should we throw a party?? should we invite gerard way???
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dannydoteggg · 8 days
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twc x house md
here's some more Will and Adam interactions (because i love them)
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trashburgersblair · 5 months
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Because I'm working on my hanged man rusts price I've been listening to hnoc on repeat.
And "the hermit". My god "The Hermit".
Everytime without fail I need to stop what I'm doing as Jonny describes Galahad's sacrifice. It just. It paints such a vivid picture in my mind. A clear shot of Galahad, faith in hand, walking up while the turrets rain hell upon him.
Every time.
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thatfanfictionchick · 8 months
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I don't think he'll have to try very hard.
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hella1975 · 9 months
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would LOVE to know full details to the culture difference bestie when you've got the time because I'm kinda just a sucker for that. also. were we too nice for you tell me more about that
here we gooooo here's a rundown of the top things that were really jarring to me as a brit in america!
kinda dumb that i feel the need to say this but ive been burned before: americans, if you're going to send me shit about this list, please first reread what you've typed and ask yourself 'am i addressing this person as an actual real life adult that not only has experienced both countries she speaks about but also has perfectly functioning social skills that allow her to navigate what is and isn't a culture difference, or am i talking to her like a condescending little prick?' this includes messages like 'americans aren't actually ___, we're just ___ which clearly went over your head as a silly foreigner :)' do u understand how condescending messages like that are as the person who was there? this list is me saying what was strange to me AS A BRIT IN AMERICA. it is a comparison, not an objective statement of something ive decided is a fact about your culture. im not writing this so people can try and like. educate me on all the things i missed because america was just soooo complex. okay? stunning
you guys were SO nice like i think the best way i can contextualise this for an american is that the first time i felt actually comfortable (not that i was uncomfortable otherwise but i mean in a social sense) was when we were in new york city. no one looked at me no one wanted to talk to me people were shouting and being rude to each other it was just like home <3 the way americans are friendly is just so intense and it took me a good while to stop being so bowled over by it. like if you met someone one time they'd try and hug you and i found that very very strange
americans generally talk about their feelings a lot more and i dont even mean just from the people i interacted with bc that very well might have been because i just got on well with them so we were talking honestly, but even on commercials and things you guys talk about mental illnesses and such like it's a grocery shop whereas in england there's still very much a stiff upper lip culture about that kind of thing
you guys do speak louder. like objectively even 'quiet' americans were louder than most brits and would be glared at in public if we were in england just bc of the volume they were speaking at. you also inflect more. again i think this is another thing that boils down to americans being very bright and intense while the english are renowned for not wanting anyone to look at them ever. like a bug under a rock
FREE REFILLS!! i have not shut up about this but if you order a coffee somewhere then you have in fact ordered UNLIMITED COFFEE. the first time a waitress leaned over me to fill my coffee up i flinched away from her bc i was like what in god's name are you doing
if you try and make a hot drink in america then you are taking your life in your hands. you have to filter the water, find whatever apparatus this specific house uses to boil water, remind yourself that americans have a vendetta against milk so you have to use creamer which is 'exactly like milk' but 'you wouldnt drink it like milk' so what the fuck is going on there, and then by the time everything's done you want to go out back to curl up and die like an old dog. dont get me started on tea
one thing i thought was cute is that you guys say 'come get in the AC' the same way we would say 'come get out of the rain' like that's such a cute little human thing i think
AC itself is such a godsend but me not being used to it was kind of baffling to americans. boom's brother asked me what my ideal AC temp was at home and i just. looked at him bc i didnt even know where to start with that
it took me WEEKS to stop trying to get in the driver's side of the car
american ignorance is a very real very frustrating thing. 'whats that thing they do in europe-' idk bc ive never been to all of europe. 'when i went to europe-' where in europe. it is a continent. i got asked if we have fireworks in europe. bonfire night is older than the founding of america. there's just a genuine belief amongst americans that they're not even AWARE of (because it would be smart, nice americans that i genuinely liked saying these things) that america is the most elite country in the world and is the only place to have certain things
speaking of the european thing with americans, the fact that 'travelling to europe' is typically a bragging right over there and is seen as quite an upper class thing is very interesting. a lot of the times people would be bragging TO ME and it would go over my head bc id be like 'well anyone can go to spain'. i feel like shagaluf would give americans an aneurysm
the sheer size of america never truly registered with me until i was there like i cannot wrap my head around it. the uk can fit in lake michigan 4 times. you guys have cargo ships on lakes. the roads just go straight for miles and miles and miles. you have every environment and weather possible. literally obsessed
capitalism is actually way more intense in america. like yeah it makes sense america is thee capitalist country but i guess i thought because i was coming from a western capitalist country myself that it wouldnt change much. but like. billboards on roads. adverts while you pump gas. there is someone selling u something everywhere u look
tipping was so hard 😭 i knowwww it's necessary i understand the econ behind it all but i was so stressed all the time because of it 😭
YOUR STARBUCKS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN OURS
i knew i was going to have to change the way i spoke in america bc of obvious things (my accent isnt The British Accent that americans recognise, i use a lot of slang etc) but it surprised me just how much i had to change. like by the end of it i wasnt using any slang and i was enunciating every letter because i was just so tired of saying something just for boom to have to literally translate bc like? it was no fault of theirs or mine or even the person i was talking to but it just made me feel Weird and Odd and most surprising of all was that it made me feel stupid? and i guess that's bc i get a lot of shit for my accent over here too so im oversensitive to it but ive never properly felt more like a foreigner in a different country than i did trying to talk to americans
sarcasm. im just. like the running joke is that americans dont get sarcasm and id have actually preferred that i think bc what instead happened is you guys have AMERICAN sarcasm and it just. made no fucking sense to me at all. i literally did not get american humour even slightly it was probably my biggest thing when i was over there like i literally felt like entire conversations were going over my head. british humour is very dry so not only did i not get american humour but sometimes MY humour would be misinterpreted as well and the entire thing was just very strange lol
RIGHT ON RED????? RED MEANS STOP???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING????
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kentopedia · 5 months
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i am nothing if not a slut for levi in that one scene where "are you insane" "maybe"
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heartstringsduet · 4 months
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9-1-1 Lone Tsar.
A show about the most lonely Russian ruler who constantly gets into accidents.
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nervousmonolith · 1 year
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FUCK IT FRUITMAID
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close ups and diff colors because yipoeeeeeee
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sbc-moved · 4 months
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Feeling particularly CRINGE tonight so here’s my. Little ramblings while I’m half asleep
One thing I’ve always adored about Mario is that he is very confident and very self assured, like he knows what he’s doing- especially compared to Luigi who is more timid and whatever (this ain’t about him)
HOWEVER. I just think. It would be really cute if Mario was. Not so confident. Looks at you with my eyes.
‘She fell first but he fell harder’ can I get an amen. What if he is just so smitten with me that suddenly all his confidence is thrown out the widow. It’s gone. It’s over for him. He is red faced and stuttering. UGH. I’m gonna be sick just thinking about it. But wait there’s more.
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I just think if Luigi kinda backed him up. Worlds best brother worlds best wingman can I get an AMEN.
‘Just tell her how you feel :0)’
He would CONSTANTLY, CONSTANTLY be urging Mario to confess and be honest- not fully understanding why his brother is not his usual, level-headed self. I like the think Luigi is also kind of oblivious/socially inept (autism beam raghhhh) so he would constantly slip up and almost reveal it. Not on purpose of course just like. ‘Oh yeah he talks about you all the time!’
I just think it’d be so funny and so cute and sooo silly if there was just this. Heavy HEAVY mutual pining with Luigi stuck right in the middle- constantly hearing from both of us about how much we like the other. I am going to throw up. Bye. Don’t even look at me.
Also. Also kind of hilarious when you throw in like. Donkey Kong (dk my best friend dk) who would absolutely not let this man hear the end of it. The teasing would be relentless.
I need to bite the bullet and just write a fic. GAH. Get out of my face. Nobody look.
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planetsolaris · 8 months
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the creation of ash
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hotgirlmuseboardxo · 18 days
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I meant flat. Clearly I do not know this to be fact. Merely saying it looks flat in the pics. There’s no curvature, no undulations. It’s pretty flat from inner thigh to inner thigh. And I think it’s sexy. It’s like you’re showing your crotch but there’s still yet another layer behind the panties.
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metalfeather · 1 month
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I forgot to bitch about this earlier but I was on Ao3 and I saw a tag that said "Ai generated text" and I'm just
What the fuck are we doing here dude
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