#ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

[jadelion]

Okay okay okay wait stop listen

I was watching Quinton Reviews' newest video and it brought something to my attention:

Ted Spankoffski alternate ending

#(obviously this is a joke) #also someone may have said this before but i still felt the need to #ALSO ALSO his name is the Time Jerker #and his real name is apparently fucking Tim Jerkowsky #ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? #(btw he has like a time machine or something) #starkid #starkid tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #starkid nightmare time #starkid tinky #nightmare time spoilers

[bearjam]

Arthur to Oscar: ...

Arthur to Noel: THERE'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD AND HIS NAME IS JOHN HE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO AND WHAT I SEE BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY BLIND

#go to bed moth #moth live blogging #malevolent #malvolent ep 39 #are you fucking kidding me???

[thencomethecherryblossoms]

MarkNamtan series when

#I cannot stop thinking about The Scene #my girl???? #take care of her??? #that’s my child???? #are you fucking kidding me??? #last twilight #last twilight the series #nightporjai #marknamtan #mark pakin #namtan tipnaree

[stridddd]

(I’m late to this but) here to report I’m being totally normal about these lyrics

#skinnin’ the children for a war drum???? #are you fucking KIDDING me??? #my jaw is on the ground #I have no words #don’t mind me just going to have this song on repeat for the foreseeable future #hozier #eat your young #HOW?????

[ootori-sibs]

I'm going to commit several crimes. My fucking Ootori curse timeline doesn't match up to real world events and I need to rework it. I can't just reshape the political landscape of the world to kill off one character.

#i have brought this pain upon myself #I THOUGHT I CHECKED #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS NO WAR IN 1928??? #ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

[phoenixexho]

Ame’s first spell is protecting Suvi from her bad dreams 😭😭😭

#are you fucking kidding me??? #i actually teared up #worlds beyond number #the witch the wizard and the wild one

[crystallinerage]

never in my life have i felt more seen by anything than by “there is strength but there is pain” and i’ll cry if i think too hard about it

#cr #critical role #ashton greymoore #are you fucking kidding me??? #thats /exactly/ what its like #its never that obvious but it HURTS #gOD #thank you cr cast for this wonderful treat #chronic pain is a bitch

[back2bluesidex]

I....

I mean....

Sir, please bend me in half and have your ways with me. I'm just a hole for you.

#bts jung hoseok #jung hoseok #bts jhope #jhope #jhope photofolio #THAT HAIR #THAT LATHER FIT!! #ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

[kurokoros]

Not only has my sister not cleaned the cat litterboxes in months (we each have a cat), but the one time she does it’s purely because she needs a stool sample for a vet visit tomorrow so she only cleaned 1/2 litter boxes and also locked my cat in the basement without food or water, where he’d probably be for a solid twelve hours had I not checked on the litterboxes again before going to bed 🙃🙃🙃

#she is. undoubtedly. the stupidest bitch i know #are you fucking kidding me??? #alisha babbles

[onpyre]

i’m sorry, but can we not copy paste text on mobile now 🥴

#personal #are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??? #back to using tumblr on mobile browser ig 🤷🏻‍♀️

[necrolaudna]

Publisher’s office: hey, we need this ARC in the ARC kit, not the late kit Author: can we have a more final file? Designer: unfortunately art is late so there’s nothing else we can do if we want to hit that ARC kit date Editor: i would love a more final ARC but it isn’t my decision Author: i hate this Editor: i’m so sorry, i also hate this Designer, working until midnight and later making the files ready for the deadline: i hate this me: i’m so sorry, i also hate this

-two weeks later-

Production: ARCs will come in 2 weeks after the ARC kit goes out Publisher’s office: uhhhh why the delay? i thought we hit all our dates? Production: unfortunately approvals didn’t come in until 11 days after our drop-dead date Publisher’s office, who was responsible for approving costs and the purchase order so the ARCs could get made: 

Editor, Designer, Author, me: 

Publisher’s office: 

#akflakfmlakdm #i just gotta vent about this absolute batshit situation #the way we busted our asses to get this done for you and YOU'RE the reason it's not happening??? #are you fucking KIDDING me??? #vent #mine

[soadoya]

and once again fuck red bull always and forever

#ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

[cloama]

I know Tumblr is not trying to pivot to video.

#are you fucking kidding me???

[your-ace-cousin-clover]

No joke - this would fix me.

#Are you fucking kidding me??? #Why haven’t I thought of Taika as Sherlock???? He’s be perfect #RHYS AS JOHN????? Yes #Rhys Darby #taika waititi #Sherlock Holmes #who do i need to fight #??

[lovepropaganda]

really fucking mad that because i no longer have my nurse practitioner, they're making it extremely difficult for me to get my prescription for Adderall back on track. their claim was because i've been functioning well this whole time without it which I haven't and because i've been taking it on occasion because it's accumulated since at some point my dosage was being adjusted like are you fucking kidding me????

#said she didn't feel comfortable prescribing me a controlled substance but was immediately asking if i wanted to take an antidepressant #are you fucking kidding me???

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post