#BEST DUDE EVER HE IS SO FUNNY

[yea-baiyi]

say......how do u feel about......

........ye baiyi ???

he is less my favourite character and more my identity at this point — he is undoubtedly the best character in the whole show and the show version of him is the best character to ever exist period. he’s a 20 year old who has been in his 20s for way too long and he complains like it. i clearly have a fondness for characters who are complete bitches. (the book version of him is just an old man in a young body so it’s funny but not HALF as hilarious as this exhausted millennial)

i don’t like yby/xie’er as a ship though, i feel like xie’er has had enough old men in his life. i cant rlly take yby seriously in any ship except in that hilarious threesome fic with wenzhou

#yby #best character ever created #my beloved #shl #ye baiyi #i rmb when the show was airing. i was OBSESSED with him #BEST DUDE EVER HE IS SO FUNNY #like. funniest take on an immortal character i’ve seen #i stand by my head canon and he and baoshan sanren are like. the same person #if i ever wrote bssr i would just steal yby’s personality bc that would be so funny

[moptopper]

poppin' the biggest bottles when the emmys give bcs absolutely nothing, one last time!! 🎉🍾🎉🥂🎉

#better call saul #bcs #soooo ready for nothing my dudes 😩 #do you know what would be funny. #imagine if they surprsed everyone by giving ''best featured actor'' to bryan cranston and that's the only emmy bcs ever got #(he's not nominated but that would be. so funny)

[unexpectedbrickattack]

heehee (pepstavo under the cut)

#arts #mine #saucy #pepstavo #easing everyone in w the cute shit first #can u believe i forgot about this???? CAN U BELIEVE IT ??? #this is like one of the first things i drew back in like April i think #i still love it tho #recently i have been drawing them doing some heehee shit instead of the cutesy shit so i need this to stay humble #remember my roots… #anyway if ur still reading this hooray u get bonus stuff like usual w my tags #giving him a huge praise kink. he is doing SUCH a good job he is doing the best job EVER #this would be a bit further in their relationship (pending™️) where the intimacy walls are slowly being worn down #so hes seeking out touch and affection and all that goodness instead of reflexively flinching away #and gus SEES this so hes trying so hard to encourage him like BLEASE….i did not dick around for months for this to NOT pay off #he is a patient man but theres only so much patience one Can have #and that patience IS rewarded #its funny bc i write gus as like. a top. a general Dom bc he is both patient and assertive #and hes met someone he GENUINELY w his WHOLE chest wants to bottom for and he cant do it bc this bigass dude is a lil princess™️ #and so for now he is being the big boy but hes like counting down in his head when theyre able to get to a space comfy enough for him #where he gets to get his back blown out (its soon) #i hope that doesnt make it seem like hes only being nice to get dicked down bc he is actually always this nice #and full of love bursting at the seams #which results in endless praise and pdas and being a bit more playful than usual (bc he is a silly lil joyous gnome; its built in his dna) #so peppino will simply have this forever :) #okay mwah #i will slowly upload my stuffs since twitter is exploding and anyone who isnt niceys about this will be obliterated #like for reals

[sawg-the-saw-blog]

had to fix something with my tickets tonight at @sawthemusical & the guy at the window straight up asked if we'd rather be in the front row! In the blood splash zone! FUCK YEAH!

we were then informed that the guy at the window was Cooper Jordan. thanks, Coop ✌🏽😎

#saw the musical #IT WAS SO GOOD #i was laughing so hard #also Gabrielle looked at me when she was singing sometimes and i got starstruck #also i was asked if i was an Adam truther #HE'S ALIVE #best night ever #and also the actor playing Gordon was committing to EVERYTHING so well #the sheer sensuality of it all... bisexual rights #also also also adam is so fucking funny #also also also also the breaking-american-accent-to-be-british affect that Gordon's actor did... #immaculate. #AND ADAM (who played adam) DID THE LEIGH WHANNEL WHINE SO PERFECTLY while making it his own #mine #fave #YIPPE #🪚 🤡 teehee hee hee! 🪚 hohoho #we didn't get any blood on us though 😔 i was really hoping for it #creator of saw the musical voice: ya wanna buy one of these lil squeaky pigs? #dude was pretty chill thanks man

[mxdotpng]

the progression of events in this arc is so so good and great and i love how you can just clearly see where and how each characters thoughts begin and progress throughout each chapter as it goes on. while steven was probably set in stone about his view on how to handle the situation i earnestly believe zed and zapp set out to disobey steven's request. and then they make it very easy to understand leo's point of view and why hes doing what he is - its why they show us that flashback and don't tell anyone else, and why he speaks very little after zapp threatens him - and then immediately cuts to klaus, who knows absolutely nothing about the situation currently but he can figure it out just by looking at whats in front of him. and because klaus is so unflinching when it comes to upholding what he believes is morally right he does so without anyone needing to tell him whats going on. he sees this percieved 'monster' protecting someone else and immediately goes to protect it, too. and even though a lot of them disagreed with each other at the beginning there is still the scene afterwards where they all come together to try and catch each other when they begin falling. i think nightow should pay me for what its done to my mental health

#.text #kekkai sensen #sorry this arc made me normal. #i love that panel with zed even if i cant stop laughing. hes a skater boy. SOOO funny #ddo you get it #not about skater boy zed about the other more dire thing happening in this post. FORGET about skater boy zed #im being miserable again. oh my god. kekkai sensen #i know nightow just loves to leave things as is like after it ends it ends but i wished i couldve seen the aftermath #like. what steven was thinking. what zapp and zed were thinking. klaus also he was like in prison for most of that #SOOO funny that he like. gets arrested at random unfairly. everything is pretty much fine. and then when he gets out #the city is on fire two of his coworkers are in the hospital chain is nowhere to be seen the prison has exploded #there are vampires on the loose femt is there for some reason and there is a 10 million dollar bounty on leo's head #klaus leaves for FIVE MINUTES and THIS happens #dude doesnt even like stop to think about it he immediately turns around and go. hummer. throw me as far as you can. #and then they did. #amazing. this is the best manga ever. #wow ive gotten off topic sorry. anyway #i added that giant paragraph of text after all of these tags sorry guys i know im annoying and saying things that were probably #said 5 years ago but um. im late to the party. and i dont know how to shut up. so you have to deal with it #also i included the panel with neji and riel because i think it says so much. that theyre the ones saying this. #neji doesnt even remember leo almost getting his head bashed in just in the off chance that it could save his life and still he Knows #like they know more than anyone probably how leo sacrifices everything he has for the people around him #and i like that nightow included them in something so important and so defining of his character. #they appear once. twice. so little. but theyre integral to how hes percieved by others and by us. #anyway. kkss is good. #this post happened because i'm trying to draw and needed references but my kkss folder is 900+ images #and i got distracted by these pages in there #because i couldnt resist rereading them #if i could add more than 10 images id also add the like 3 pages of them falling and trying to catch each other at the end #but. alas. woah i ran out of tags bye everyone. thanks or sorry if you read all of this

[spookynyan]

shot him in the head ❤ (he deserves it)

#this is the best purchase i ever made tbh he's such a critter #i hear they're making a redux plush next which likeeeeee i want so bad. but the £15 uk shipping hurts #but i will do it for funny postal man #postal plush #postal dude #postal 2

[dhmis-autism]

i feel like the original series was red guy centered, the first season was for yellow guy, and i am BEGGING AND PRAYING that season 2 will be more about duck!! i will probably cry if anything happens to him though lol 💀 everytime writers break a comic relief character i just OUGSHGS.. it gets me.

h well I don't think you're wrong about that! Webseries being Red Guys time to shine, S1 of the TV show being for Yellow (esp the last two episodes I think? Even thought outside of that, he does get a lot of focus/he IS the one who talks to the audience the most directly). From what I remember hearing, the pilot was pretty Duck-centered.

But I think even if he GETS his big moment in the sun, so to speak, it's NOT going to be as emotional as the other twos. On top of him just not being a very um… let's say sentimental character, he's just not the make-you-cry type! It's just not him imo!

IDK, I operate under the opinion that… in his weird little head, the most important thing that he values over everything is keeping the three of them together. Both because he thinks of them as a weird little family AND because he really doesn't have anyone else outside of the trio. We also know from the interview, and you could maybe argue from the Family episode ( Who do you love?/Anyone who loves me back., I asked every member of my family who they loved the most, and they all said me ) that being loved is something that he actually values QUITE a bit! More than you would assume on first glance! He's weirdly upfront about it haha!

In that way, I imagine that if they were to TRY to pull something to put him in the spotlight in the way you're imagining (i.e. something emotional and focusing on his issues like they did with Yellow & Red) it would either focus on his desire to be loved OR his dedication to keeping the three of them together. But I would argue they both already did that in the Family episode AND put him through the worst case-scenario in regards to those more emotional aspects of his character ( here I think the worst case scenario to him is the other two rejecting him, harshly, unambiguously and to his face, multiple times and the three of them separating ). AND THE THING IS… THAT ALREADY HAPPENED! THAT DIDN'T BREAK HIM!

He had his little pout over it in his dress and was like FINE! I DON'T NEED THEM ANYWAYS! So, I really don't think that big "character-breaking" moment is coming. If the Family ep didn't get him I honest to God don't think there's anything else the house could throw at him that could get under his skin.

#I REALLY TRULY DO THINK HES JUST GONNA KEEP BEING SILLY AND GOOFY UNTIL THE END OF TIME #just forever in the BG being funny and having the best lines #like. worst case scenario came and went and he is both so adaptable AND deranged that nothing is going to come from it ever #ALSO sorry! i think he likes being in the house lol #dude who loves repetition and stagnation and who is a complete social failure gets trapped in a time loop house with two other people? #of COURSE he loves the routine and delusionally convinces himself that the other two love him!! come ON now!!! #my dhmis postings #like im trying to think of what kind of drama can even come from his specific issues and #its like what if he figures out the other two dont think of him the same way? #HE ALREADY DID!!! #and he pushed on it and pushed on it and didnt relent until they were like PHYSICALLY seperated. #then he just convinced himself that HE made the decision to drop THEM actually. #and when that didnt work he got sad. then got over it. #again. i think he would TRY to find new friends but like. socially he is SO SO fucked lol. #hes annoying. hes loud. he NEVER stops talking. hes super upfront and DOGSHIT at communicating at the same time #hes mean. hes abrasive. he doesnt understand social cues at ALL. he has NO filter. and he refuses to work on any of that because to him #NONE of that is a problem. #like he wouldnt be able to get new friends if he TRIED. he is so completely entirely incompatible to anyone outside the group #it makes him REALLY easy to hate and i get why a lot of ppl do. HELL i get why a lot of IN UNIVERSE charas HATE him

[live-from-flaturn]

It’s... It’s pronounced “Teeg”. But Ireland really wasn’t doing any favors with the spelling so honestly? Valid. 

This is my name now.

#thank u perth #perth nakhun #perth streams #video #he's so earnest and sweet and i will absolutely be back on the discord my dude #esp. if you're gonna be streaming more. #anyway it was very funny #and i giggled #and it made my day #best 2 bucks i've ever spent #no one else needs to watch this i just wanna save it

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

HII HI HI BUSTING DOWN UR DOOR. coming in shaking u by the shoulders visibly trembling and wild eyed oh my GOD. also i typed out like THREE PARAGRAPHS in ur inbox already & then my computer restarted so fuck me i guess. anyway FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS... WAVELENGTH..... DUDE HES SO GOOD. I LIKE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH hes so so good. huge fucking wavelength fan hes like one of my favorite types of guy. what a fucking dude. i cant believe he was so guilty over the everything or something he offered to help find tide. second dad acquired!!!!!

....does tide have two more clone siblings who are earth and air themed. he has to, right? anyway god... i cant believe the past two episodes took place over ONE DAY it feels like its been a million years!! holy shit!!!! i hope they get 2 go to bed soon.... i have never wanted so viscerally to throw some kids in a hot shower & wrap them up in quilts as i have right now. anyway anyway i gotta go but im going INSANE over them & all of this!!!!! man!!!! ALSO all the trivia has been fucking awesome i WILL talk abt literally all of it now that im done with that rollercoaster!!!!! 💥💥💥🌊

DUDE I FUCKING LOVE WAVELENGTH SO MUCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOWWWWWWWWW. GOD. like from day fucking one on amalgam island i was like "oh no oh fuck hes got a cool voice filter and an accent i have a history of being weak for those" and i think ive made like three separate posts/messages to jonesy like "i think im a wavelength apologist. im afraid to say that because hes a villain and im only on episode 5 but like he has a kid though.... hes a dad...." and ive just gone downhill from there. hiiiiii wavelength i love you. kind of a dilf reblog . he and tide are so divorced to me im sorry

RIGHT. RIGHT. RGIHT. RIGHT. I WANT THEM TO TAKE A FUCKING NAP. like please for the love of god theyre miserable their friend betrayed them and blew up their house and their dad got kidnapped and now they have to stay with a supervillain and theyre scared and hurt and. auguguhghhghghhhhg. fuck man. im actually listening to ep 10 rn i just got to vyncents magical girl transformation hi i love him

#IM GLAD YOU LIKE THE TRIVIA IT HAS BEEN SOOOO FUCKING FUN TO RELISTEN TO THE ROLLEDS AND TYPE THOSE OUT. #GENUINELY SO EXCITED TO BE THE LITTLE TRIVIA ANGEL ON YOUR SHOULDER WHISPERING SECRETS INTO YOUR EARS #aha. its me im like a wisp. its me trivia ghost. trivia ghoul in your ear #although. probably too soon for me to say ghoul huh. hey how about ghoul huh. fucked up #SOOOOOOO SO SO SO SO SO EXCITED FOR THIS NEXT ARC. I LOVE WHEN THEYRE STAYING WITH WAVELENGTH #IM BEING SO CAREFUL HERE BC I DONT REMEMBER WHERE EP 10 LEAVES OFF EXCACTLY. hellooooo wavelengths house. so excited to be here #was the wave emoji intentional at the end there. crying. hi tide imiss you tide. give me back my fucking mom #he wears a pink apron that says worlds best mom on it do you ever think about that?? because i think about that all the time ilove him somu #ANYWAY. HOLDING YOUR HAND. IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE WAVELENGTH. ME FUCKING TOO. I THINK ABT HIM MORE THAN IS PROBABLY HEALTHY #sorry for being a wavelength apologist. no im not. free my man he did do all that stuff but like it was funny or however that post goes #OAUGHHGHGH IM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR YOU DUDE #asks #friends!!! #intertexts

[wriochilde]

my old landlord is funny af 😁 we should press charges

#listen dude we didnt have heating for 90% of last winter. WE LIVE IN FUCKING ALBERTA #the best he ever did during those months was give us the least functional portable heater ive ever seen #hhhhe thinks hes so funny. what a little jokester #do you think he saw us and was like omg crazy prank i should try and freeze this family of 8 to death #ok maybe im overreacting but WHATEVER #finn.txt

[inhidingxoxo3637]

There is only 4 years between all of these guys

#i dont think ive ever seen lopez look young #puberty will fuck a guy up look at these dudes! u tellin me that lil guy is only 4 yrs younger than than the 2 big guys???! #anyways i just noticed Garcia's leggings w jean shorts combo n hmmm hmmmmmm its serving me in 2015 xx #men age so funny bc if u had a group of 10-14 yr old girls there'd be a noticable difference but nothing major #but men?? #rueda looks like hes 7 #garcia ?? 13 at BEST #lopez? 33 with a mortgage #alcoba?? like a 17 yr old who thinks hes special bc his friends r older but the friends r just immature adults #moto2 #moto3 #sergio garcia #jeremy alcoba #jose rueda #jose antonio rueda ruis #alonso lopez

[transpat]

no but im just imagining what led to joonggil begging for his memories to be locked up he must have begged for ryeon to be released from hell but that wasn't smth the director could do not at that point and bc he thought there was no moving on from him as long as he remembered her he asked for reprieve from those memories but his love and pain ran so deep that even after living thru another life, meeting and loving a hundred different ppl did nothing to assuage that ache. living was painful and he detested suicide so instead of reincarnation, that is a dream of humans, he chose to become a grim reaper. instead of trapping himself in mulitple, hollow lifetimes, he chose a job that was mentally and emotionally taxing in hope he'd forget about his own pain. and the director watching ryeon's stubborn resilience and joonggil's soulless labor gave them a chance by throwing them onto the same field again as strangers. since their red threads had been cut off, this was the only way for them to be together again.

#tomorrow mbc #tomorrow kdrama #i just think about how joonggil's temper never seems as bad in flashbacks when he's w ryeon #like he has no idea why but ryeon's presence is a comfort to him #having her by his side sets down all his worries makes his nightmares meaningless #she was a denizen of hell and this dude who's known to be the most stringent hater of sinners #considers her his best subordinate wont stand it when other besmirch her name #ik he never stopped loving her #but in those 200 years he must have fallen in love w her again #and again and again #and then the rm team was made and she was ripped away from him #funny how his nightmares only progressed to the point where he saw her face AFTER she left him #but considering how strongly he feels about suicide #he must have been equally terrified of ever loving someone again #of loving someone as much as he loved his wife #as much as he loved koo ryeon #that must be why he always kept her at an arm's length #it was comfortable to have her so close he could see her whenever he wanted #to have her just far enough so he wouldn't get stupid ideas #thoughts.txt #fuck the ending man im gonna write my own joongryeon ending

[stuckinakillingjar]

oh my god people on naruto-general-opinions are always bitching about "sasuke stans this" "sakura haters that" BLA BLA BLA HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT THE FIGHTS AND STORY ARCS AND CHARACTERS OUTSIDE OF TEAM 7 FOR ONCE

#dude i love sasuke ok he's like one of my favorite characters ever but i'm so tired lmaooo #everytime i go on this damn blog i see the same 3 recycled takes #'sasuke stans are worse than sakura stans!!' (which is not true) #'sakura doesn't deserve the hate she's the best character in naruto!!' (i agree but she's like far far farrrrr away from being an even #remotely good character' #or it's some shit about how sasuke sai and even kawaki (?? tf did he do?) deserve to die like omg what #and on naruto-shipping-confessions it's also always about either sakura haters #how sns is the best ship in the serious (hard agree) #or some shit about choino or chokarui #bruh i have never seen anyone who fr ships choino it's such a boring ship and i see them as friends but that's a subjective opinion #AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT CHOKARUI 💀 #deadass the only scene that i can remember where they interact is that one restaurant scene from gaiden (?? i think it #was gaiden but it also could've been one of boruto's 400 filler episodes thank god i dropped that shit) #and chouji and karui have like 0 chemistry it's like actually painful and chocho is only used as comedic relief anyways which is incredibly #sad in my opinion #oh yes fatphobia in naruto...but that's like a whole other topic #point is; get more creative with your confessions #this is no hate against the blog mod btw they're so funny #naruto #edit 8th tag: series

[evilminji]

"DO BETTER!" Says Now Televised Fanboy

He, Dash Baxter is a Phan-Stan!! It's kinda his thing. See, he's a fancy ass talk show host now. Married Paulie, moved out of Amity, actually DID something with his life. His parents? Did not approve. Long n short of it? He got kicked out.

Paulie's parents were PISSED.

Retaliated by giving him all the help he needed getting EVERY scholarship he qualified for. He went to a really nice college. Missed his girlfriend like mad. But she was off in Metropolis, terrifying weaker men. Conquering the fashion scene.

And SOMEHOW? Thanks to that long talk he had with Phantom (*incoherent fanboy gibbering noises* SO COOL!) he's worked to be... more of a LEADER, you know? Less of an asshole. Cause he's popular. People copy him. He can't be an asshole.

So, somehow, when he's punching out some try-hard that thinks he's hot shit for bullying a Nerd? He and the nerd get talking, right? Cause the guy got his glasses completely fucked up. And it's what Phantom would do.

But GET THIS? Guy's never HEARD of Phantom! Is super curious, cause he runs a small time Hero's show on the web. And, Dude? Is it your LUCKY DAY! Cause you just met THE number 1 fan of Phantom, hands down!! He makes his VERY spirited case, about why Phantom is THE best Hero to ever have lived. And this guy?

Entranced.

In AWE.

Just straight up BEGS him to join his show. Cause apparently? He was BORN for it. Which? Yeah. He HAS been giving speechs to the team for YEARS now. And Talking at fan meet ups. Leading fan meet ups. Hosting parties... actually, now that he thinks about it? He DOES do a lot of public speaking? Huh.

But still, he's about to say "no", when?

Dude mentions? He'll get to talk about Phantom.

SOLD!

It. Blows. Up. Absolutely EVERYONE is in love with his pretty face, hot bod, and STRONG opinions. But they ALSO have no idea who Phantom is! Paulie! This is CRIMINAL! Horrifying! What is going ON!?

Some bullshit information black out, apparently. At least according to her... friendly Nemesis? The Goth Dweeb. Who's engaged, apparently? So good for her. Unsurprisingly, it's too the OTHER Dweebs, but still. Bout time she started planning to drag them to a court house. She's the only one with any spine in that group! If she waited for THEM to propose?

Not even as Ghosts, man.

They'd get distracted by shiny nerd shit and whimp out.

Still... a world where NO ONE knows how Awesome, Phantom is? Not on HIS watch!

So he works it in. To every segment. It becomes "his thing". Oh? Super man saved a kitten from a tree? Cute. Well PHANTOM saved a bus full of Ghost Puppies from a shady, rouge, Goverment agency. Do BETTER, Superman!

The Flash, who is a cheap knock-off and stole his name, took down an Ice Villian? Adorable! PHANTOM stopped a Rouge WINTER SPIRIT with the help of YETI WARRIORS then assisted in giving FREE medical care for anyone who needed it! Here's a picture of him making GHOST ICE SNOWMEN for small children! Do BETTER, Knock-off!

What's THAT you say? Wonder Woman fought a GOD in down town paris?

Excellent work Wonder Woman. Flawless as always. But YOU, god-boy, are a disappointment! All that power! And WHAT do you use it for? Are you even supposed to BE here?? PHANTOM uses his power to HELP people! Is awesome and knows TONS of better gods! You're just salty you didn't make the cut!

DO BETTER!

And obviously? No one believes him. There's no record of this "Phantom" guy. The pictures look fantastical and vaguely glitchy/glowy. Not quite right. They GOTTA be photo shopped. Manipulated somehow. But? As a shtick? A fake "perfect Superhero" is kinda funny and unique.

And it's one hell of Fake Hero!

A Dead Champion? Who fights gods and monsters? Rouge agencies? Sassy and tragic? With a mysterious past? Pretty cool! There's even an Offical Comic from some guy that went to the same high-school as Baxter!

Of course, as Baxter get more and more popular? The "meme" hero, Phantom, get more well known? People get more interested in where Dash grew up. You know, just a bored Google. Maybe see if the hero was based off a local legend or something. But... huh...

The Town website?

Weirdly? Sanitized.

Like... like aggressively sanitized. All smooth edges and no details. Very "move along, citizen". Ha ha... it's part of the joke right? They get it! They'll just look up local restaurants or som-....

Wait...

Hey, guuuuys?

Are you finding ANYTHING?

And! Nothing. And I do mean NOTHING! Triggers the "oh? Secrets???" Instincts of a Hacker, like finding a hard blank wall of "KEEP OUT". Especially when it's somewhere it rightfully shouldn't BE.

All it would take? Is ONE person, of decent skills and an account on Certain Forums, getting bored enough to Google the Dude On The TV(TM)? For the GIW's lil walls to come crashing down. Because yeah, you can stop ONE hacker. Even two. Probably five or six.

But how about thousands?

Hundreds of thousands?

From every time zone. Competing. Just to see what you HAVE and don't want them to see. Maybe they do something with it, maybe they don't. But fuck it, you're being RUDE and now they're CURIOUS. And THEN? Oh. Oh holy shit.

Not a meme.

Very real.

Not a joke.

The walls come crumbling down, down, down. Ripped apart by hundreds of hands. Emails sent to every sort of agency. The JLU line inundated with emergency tips. Not a joke. Not A Joke. Holy Shit, IT WASN'T A JOKE!

Phantom is REAL!

And there, on TV, stands the Man. The signal FINALLY breaching containment. Fighting off the invading God of the week. Built like statue, hair like an aurora borealis of white fire held almost delicately in place by a CROWN of ice, a suit made of void and starlight. Inhuman. Beyond human.

Here to help.

A laugh that crackles like ice and the snap of winter, rolls through the air like coming storms, rich and somehow warm. A smile that bares teeth, yet turns so KIND when he looks upon humanity, as though we are precious and worth fighting for. A living star.

A... a once living star.

And in the center of it all? Wearing his BESPOKE, custome made, Number 1 Phan full body outfit? That's right. Dash Baxter. Ha! You fuckers doubted him! Behold his blorbo and WEEP, ya fuckin casuals! The BESTEST of boys! The FINEST of Heros! Superman? Could NEVER.

And now? The weather!

@babbling-babull @nerdpoe @the-witchhunter @ailithnight @hypewinter @hdgnj @mutable-manifestation

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dash baxter #dash on tv #Dash Phan AU

[coern]

i had a dream that they killed tsukasa for the anniv and he hung out as a ghost for the rest of the game

#prsk #my post #i think they were like ....'go crazy for this onr lol' #so they killed him in a tragic accident and that was the entire event story. #but everything else eas normal except area convos where he just....wasnt there #but they stil talked normally there was just no tsukasa #and in the next event he came back as a ghost and like ....helped people cope and with ljke daily activies and shit #until the big reveal happened #i forgot if everyone else knew that he was there as a ghost? or if it was like 'i love the weird invisible thing helping me with the loss- #of my best friend/friends friend/etc who died :)' and nobody ever picked up on it. #and it was just hurt/comfort #and surprisingly fluffy because everyone who wasnt sffected as much by his death was helping everyone who was really nicely #and tsukasa himself was happy cus hr could still help ppl idk #its like a bittersweet 10 oneshot or short 5-10 chap fic #also fucking funny lmao like #the fanbase was freaking the fuck out it was great #there were still tsukasa cards btw but only when there was something good coming up and i forgot if he still had focus events? #shit dude now i wanna draw a cardset for these events

[stevieschrodinger]

Just Eddie complaining about the non existent dating pool and like, how hard it is for a gay dude and, when he has attempted to meet up with dudes it's never a real date or anything, and it's just drunken run ins with dudes who dont even try and hes just miserable that hes never going to get to experience a date like a real straight couple and Steve is just like. Hold my beer. I'll pick you up at five thirty, dress pretty.

And Steve is all like hell is this happening to my friend, not on my watch. And is determined that Eddie will get to experience this at least once, Steve's gonna make sure.

And he brings Eddie flowers, picks him up and takes him to a movie. Opens the car door and takes his jacket and pulls out his seat and they get some funny looks and some unhappy looks and Steve - highest body count in Hawkins, - Harrington can get away with saying shit like 'im training him up' and 'im showing him how it's done' and dammit if the waiter doesn't think that's hilarious and Eddie hates that this will never be real.

And they get back to the trailer and Eddie loves to fucking torture himself so he can't help but joke that this is the part where you kiss me goodnight, right?

And it's hands down the best date Steve's ever been on, so, cue up the crisis.

#eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #steddie #steddie ficlet #ficlet #fic idea