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Here some more trash cause I'm an idiot and this is my death

Faiths pov

I get out of my car to see my mom and dada kisssing bleh." Get a room love birds" i yelled,"Aww but i thought you shipped up" my mom says with a smirk." Shut up mom,that was 6 years ago and i am 18 now im not like aphmau ok" i spoke maturly."oh really,OMG IS THAT A BABY" my dada yells." WHERE LE BABAY" i say sounding like aphmau."pfttt haha and you say your not like aphmau" my dad spoke.Oh he messed with the wrong child.I tackle him too the ground and sit on his back" wow aphmau was right you are a little nugget"." Guess it runs in the family" a voice behind me spoke.I turn around to see my brother zach ugh."Hello brother" i say trying to mimic my dad."Daaww hows my little sis" He say doing an impression of our uncle." Were the same age dingbat" i say."yeah but im older by a minute"he said."so i at least know how babys are made"i said lifting my head to look proud."ok ,DAD MOM WHEN DO WE LEAVE"he yelled like he was five."HOLD ON IM STILL STUCK UNDER YOUR SISTER" he yelled under me.I snickered a little and got up and saw him crawl away like a bug."ok to go to the shipping street of queen aphmoo"i said sounding like a snobby queen.I made zach laugh a bit and afterwards we piled into the car.

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Aphmau's pov

Ok stuff is set now when should we go to ikea.I hear a car and truck pull up the street to the vaccent house.I walk outside too see who they are and there he stood king of cupcakes himself.I run up and tackle him,"ugh not again faith get off me"he yelled haha this is going to be fun"No cause im zane and im a fat little nugget"i said doing my impression of him.He tured around with an unamused face and said" aphmau get off me i already have faith doing this so get off"i looked at him and said"But mooom i dun't want tuuuuuu" as soon as i finished he pushed me off.I get up and help him up" so what brings you to lovers lane huh"i said looking at zane and zanna."well our house blew up like yours so same as you"zanna said."And because i didn't want to share a room with this pig"faith said pointing at her brother,Wow they are just like zane and garroth."hey it's not like your a pain too,always cleaning my perfect messes"zach said."YOUR SUCH A PAIN","IT'S LIKE YOUR THINKING MESSES COULD KILL YOU"and there is where it's diffrent, they can fight better than ether of them."FAITH ZACH HEAL"zanna yelled.They stopped and sat down in front of her respectfully."I told you two to stop fighting until we unpack that was all i asked"she said sounding disapointed."sorry mommy"they said.Ooo someone in trouble.

Josh's pov

I walk down the street to see some new people moving in and the most beutyful person in the world sitting at the feet of her own mother.I soon see my mom talking to the family and laughing at what the mom said.I walk up to them and my mom notices me and introduces me,"Guys this is mine and aron's son Josh"I wave to the girl and her family.The Dad i prusume starts talking and introduces his daugter to me"Nice to meet you this is faith,zach,and my wife zanna".I shake hands to be polite and i say goodbye and walk to the store.Man i think im in love.

Zach's pov

Oh i know that look, josh gots a crush on my little emo sister.Oh this is perfect to tease her about."Someone has an admirer~"i said as i bug her."Shut up,zacky"She said useing my baby name,Oh it is on."at least i have a girlfriend"I said."Your phone doesn't count dork"she said,darn she got me there."Kids come on grab your stuff and go pick out your rooms"Mom said.I grab my stuff and race to the brightest room and start making it messy enough for me, ahh nothing better than a fresh mess.

Faith's pov

Ugh of course he would make a mess right away.I walk twords the darkest room and start decorating it.I place a photo of my best friend amelia on my desk and start putting my clothes in my closet."hey sis why don't you go talk to you boyfriend"my brother said making "kissy faces"."Why don't you go make out with you phone,Since it's your girlfriend she wouldn't mind"i said,oh he's gonna need ice for that burn."Well at least i can still hangout with my friends"he said mocking me"."SHUT UP ZACH,GET OUT OF MY ROOM"I yelled and trough a book at him"Ok ok JEEZ"he said dogeing the book and running to his room.I guess he is kinda right i have no one to hangout with anymore so i should go find some,This is going to be hard since im like my dad.WELP to go find friends after i get something to eat.I walk downstairs and to the kitchen and grab an apple and walk outside and go to aphmau's house."Aphmau can i talk to you"I said as i knocked on the door."Yeah faith,What do you want to talk about"She said,"How do you make friends"I said really emberresed. She squealed and brought me inside and sat me down.What did i get myself into."OK to make friends you need to be nice and go outdoors with out your hoodie"She explained,"Um sorry you said what"i said surprized at her words."I said go outside without your hoodie"She said giggling,"Sorry but no im not doing that"I said flatly."Come on whats the worst thing that could happen"She said smiling.I look at her and take off my hood to show a tiny halo and smol horns,"thats why"I said."Thats ok there are other ways to make friends"she said smiling like a maniac."like what" i said getting excitted,"To my computer"she said and ran upstairs.I folow her and see her on a purple computer,"Ok lets go to tumblr,Wattpad,and facebook"she said typing.She opens up tumblr and sets an account for me." ok there you should be good so go ahead and make internet friends" she left and let me do my own thing on her computer."ok lets do this faith'to make friends".

This is shit kill me

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