#BUT WHAT THE FUCK man

[nightshade-clown]

Holy shit what the fuck was that ?

#This is about poppy Playtime btw #Catnap is def the new fav #but what the fuck man #Justice for Dogday and the other Critters #Poppy Playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime catnap

[wexpyke]

right, so. i was already a bit confused at the dutch windmills in episode 1 of masters of the air, because i’m fairly certain that they were flying over germany, and germany doesn’t have windmills like that as far as i know. (honestly even if they do, that exact type of windmill is so quintessentially dutch, it was extremely confusing for me to see it in what i’m fairly certain was meant to be germany)

but then in episode 3 they have one of the americans parachute down into belgium. in flanders, to be precise. and what language do literally all of the locals speak?

no, it’s not dutch! it’s french! because that makes sense!!!

#as a dutch person i feel obligated to (jokingly) say i don’t even like belgians #but what the fuck man #this is just annoying to me #masters of the air #personal #.txt

[m-eowdy]

Im not only mourning a character, but mourning an entire show

#how am i supposed to watch that again #why would I want to do that to myself #i know im just in my feelings rn and it'll pass partially #but What The Fuck Man #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death

[estebanbicon]

me finding out that this simple ass white shirt este is wearing today costs 500 bucks

#listen i know alpine and berluti are collabing or whatever #but what the fuck man #rambles

[iholli]

I am personally offended that we have this totally badass villain with

• rat control powers strong enough to control Splinter,

• the best name, The Rat King,

• the voice of Jeffrey Combs of all awesome VAs,

ONLY FOR HIM TO LOOK. LIKE THAT.

#tmnt 2012 #HE LEGIT LOOKS LIKE A SHITTY HALLOWEEN COSTUME I AM SO MAD #sitting here listening to him talk like bro...the question vic sage communicates with rats I'm thriving #BUT WHAT THE FUCK MAN #I COULD'VE HAD IT ALL #so like does he look better in other versions of TMNT or #as the rat king myself i am PERSONALLY INSULTED. #give him a Rattigan makeover this instant

[zombieweek-g]

wait what what the fuck do you mean nirvanA Initiative releases in 2 days what the fuck wait i still havent played the nonary games what the fuck do you MEAN it releases on friday

#the days since i played somnium files have fucking FLOWN #ai: the somnium files #ai: tsf #what the fuck man #I thought there was another couple weeks #nirvana initiative #i just started replaying ddda how are you gonna throw this at me like this #like OBVIOUSLY im gonna play ai:tsf over it #but what the fuck man #going to spend the next 2 days overloading on datomi fics so i can go into this fully deluded about what the content is gonna be

[dykendireckt]

the porn un-ban is only for ios. straight up cant add labels on desktop. very confusing. why does the same website have different rules depending on what device it is accessed on.

EDIT: it changed before this post even came up for queue lol

#will this change?? #ig we will find out #but what the fuck man

[sezja]

TWICE??

#got the 10k on the third card #but what the fuck man

[crabussy]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

#WHAT THE FUCK MAN #caps #you're not evil dont worry I love you #BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now #if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe #IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

#plus what definitely canonically happened when this very important breaking news interrupted tv #are we sure this guy is allowed to be an overlord #imagining the audience just trying to enjoy their shows and then BOOM TV MAN AND HIS GAY INSECURITIES #your pitch crush is showing #radiostatic #i fell for the fucking tv #vox #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #alastor #katie killjoy #my art

[ink-the-artist]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

#i think its cute #they took the mars rover approach #humanizing the space craft making it cute making us (me) project emotions onto it #the soviets also used imagery of laika in propaganda a lot #which is pretty fucked up imo #but if i grew up in the soviet union that shit wouldve definetly worked on me lmao #the narrative of a heroic little dog going to space and being honored by the whole country #as cruely wrong as it is its very appealing #the soviets knew what they were doing man they didnt reveal how laika really died until like. the 2000s #bc they knew people really cared about that dog #they liked the narrative around her

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[mhaccunoval]

i don't care about the band but how am i only just learning that brian kelley from florida georgia line is from my hometown and quite literally went to my high school

#mhac.txt #delete later #for purposes of not fully doxxing myself #but what the fuck man

[crows-home]

part of my nimona viewing experience. idk why but i got super emotional in the first five minutes.

ID by @peachygos

[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawings of a person watching the movie. The first screenshot is Ambrosius's introduction; he grins at the camera as the news anchors introduce him, his name in big print on the screen. The person watching thinks with a bored expression, "Ah. Ok. This guy is gonna be the jackass. Typical golden-boy stuck-up prince that thinks he's better than the underdog. I see where this is going.

The next screenshot is of Ambrosius and Ballister on the platform above the arena, Ambrosius doing his news anchor bit and saying, "Aaand will Ballister be broody on the biggest day of his life?" Ballister laughs at his antics. The person watching now has a small smile, as they think, "Huh! Aw, they're actually nice to each other and are friends! I wasn't expecting that, that's nice-"

The third and final screenshot is a shot from behind of Ballister leaning his head on Ambrosius's shoulder. The caption reads "the knighting ceremony is just moments away." The person watching now has a touched, soft expression, like they're holding back tears. They think "OH." as a partially transparent doodle behind them bends over crying and blubbering, with another doodle showing their heart shot through with an arrow. /end ID]

#nimona #nimona movie #my art #i dont know WHY the relationship between these two made me so happy. genuinely. but i was tearing up when they held hands #idk man. just- the feeling of 'ah. friendship between these two men like always. i see-' and then #'OH. oh god theyre in love. that so sweet. i wasnt expecting that what the fuck.' #im not an outwardly emotional person

[lazylittledragon]

more domestics to warm the soul <33

#art #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #until they sort out the daywalker thing he's getting the taako special #if you're not putting astarion in fabulous outfits then what are you doing #also fuck you astarion for being the only fictional man that i can't Dad #that man would throw an orphan into a volcano for one corn chip #it is so important to me that dorian's eyes look like he's never had a thought

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

imagine getting twenty four hours of a fraction of a taste of what marginalized bloggers on this fucking site have been told "doesn't break TOS" for the past 15 years and deciding to openly threaten to just nuke the entire website lmfao

#op #you know what makes people hesitant to fork money over to tumblr? #the fact that the leadership is so incredibly out of touch with the reality of this place #that his paper thin skin chafes at the mere thought of transparency and accountability. #you're a grown man worth hundreds of millions of dollars #stop pissing and shitting in your diaper about your feelings being hurt and do your fucking job