#Being Vinny Vedecci

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Friendly reminder that Vinny Vedecci is canonically

bisessuale💖💜💙

#bill hader #vinny vedecci #la rivista della televisione con vinny vedecci #tw smoking #also I'm just using google translate but here's the rest: #Being Vinny Vedecci #artificial #hot hot hot #persistent/stubborn extreme action #aaaand 'control sex'🥵 #can Bill play even one straight character? #no and bless him for it🥰 #bisessuale #mostly a reminder to myself to write Vinny with a fella #minors dni #minors not allowed #nsft #my gif.

[thesoundofsimple]

recently my friends have started a new series on our text chat where they ask me about a band and im supposed to give my POV. this started because of some huge rant i went on saying REO speedwagon sucks and i dont care who knows it. anyway, several bands have been covered. here was their latest ask. Bon Jovi

Now onto more fun things 

Bon Jovi.

My opinion on Bon Jovi is skewed but my opinion on Jon who seems to be a pretty awesome human being by most accounts. The whole soup kitchen he owns and often secretly works in the back of washing dishes and shit is pretty much enough for me to give him a pass even if I hated his band.

That said, I dont hate his band. Tho I cant imagine putting a whole Bon Jovi record on and listening to it either.

This guys came on the scene when we were basically in middle school and at the time I hated them because they were essentially a boy band. Girls loved them which annoyed me. They were like a metal Duran Duran. 

Over time most of their music falls into my category of “good, but ive reached my limit on how many times I can hear it”. Lot of good music in that category. But if you give good love a bad name comes on I immediately turn it off, way over my limit. And even seeing other people get into it and start singing it and going wild it annoys me because im a weird person with issues. 

That said, that never say goodbye is a good sentimental ballad from the dreaded junior high dances, the young guns song is pretty good, and Dead or Alive is actually high on my list of great songs. It’s not just a good song its a great song, peak JBJ vocal abilities and he kills it (as does Richie), absolutely killer git solo, amazing start and end, it’s like the song they got from making the deal with the devil AND prob the best most perfectly self indulgent 80’s rock video maybe ever. Has it all, 80’s western outlaw haberdashery, limos with that half moon antenna, bodyguards, double neck guitars, stretching, feigned fatigue from having too much fun, empty stadiums, personalized airplanes, crazed fans, on and on. Perfection. 

Plus, JBJ’s appearance on Vinny Vedecci (Bill Hader) is so goddamn funny it saves him regardless of all my other ramblings. You cant find it online because of copywriter issues apparently (lawyers) but this still image makes me laugh on its own). 

As to the Jersey thing, hey you grow up sorta hating Jersey in NY but im cool with school spirit. Besides what’s not AWESOME about Sayreville? 

[alexturner]

Me while watching Saturday Night (2010)

#don//t reblog #im so emo from watching how hard everyone works on snl jesus christ #seth got like no fucking sleep while he worked on snl holy shit #the interactions between john and bill and fred and bill were so good and like #you can totally see why they're such good friends still #john is so fucking hilarious every fucking thing he says is funny #and i can also see why no one can ever tell if fred is serious or not lmao #also my chest tightened every time they had to change something in the vinny vedecci sketch #and you could just tell bill was getting more anxious about everyone knowing their place #and their lines and how the directing should be and how it should be cut #also andy got me with some truths jesus #its funny how hes like 'i never wanted to be an actor i never took any classes' #and now he has a fuckign golden globe award like #what #my high school idols are all thriving and that just made me cry so much #please ignore this im just pmsing hard and im mourning my youth at the same time as being like a proud mother #ALSO funny how this episode aired on december 6 #i see you 6 #6 #personal posts

[myeverythingisyourstruly]

Richie and Eddie at the beach

Warnings: language

Request: Richie and Eddie going to the beach together for the first time.

“Richie! Do you ever read or do you just pick up things and go?” Eddie barked.

Richie froze for a moment and then scratched his scalp, ruffling his wild curls. 

“Is that a trick question?”

Eddie sighed loudly. “You brought the wrong sunscreen. I knew I should’ve packed it myself.” He took the bottle and squeezed out a good amount in his hand before rubbing it all over his arms. “I guess this will have to do.” Eddie muttered.

Richie shrugged. “Sunscreen is sunscreen.”

Eddie looked up from where he was sitting, a beach towel stretched out underneath him, to give Richie the evil eye. “That is not true. At all. This sunscreen you brought is SPF 30, I needed SPF 50!”

As Eddie went on a rant about the dangers of UV radiation and the increased risk of skin cancer without a good sunscreen, Richie was standing above him, letting his mind wander to another place.

Richie was picturing himself hauling Eddie over his back and--- well maybe not fully picking him up, realistically Richie’s back would go out. That’s what being 40 does to you. 

Instead of picking him up, Richie would drag Eddie out into the water and let him fuss and fight until finally he would plant a fiery kiss on him mid rant. Eddie would melt into Richie’s arms and then he would pull away and say, “I need you to take me home and fuck me, Richie.”

“Why are you smiling?” Eddie squinted, crumbling Richie’s fantasy.

“Oh, no reason spagheds, I just love you.”

Eddie looked taken aback. “I love you too, Richie…” he responded softly, feeling a little guilty. I mean he had just chewed the man out for not bringing the right sunscreen and Richie responds by saying he loves him? 

Eddie stood and slathered Richie’s long arms and broad shoulders with sunscreen, making sure to massage it all the way down to his lower back. He couldn’t help but admire what he saw, he loved Richie’s figure; quite frankly it turned him on.

About a month ago, the losers reunited at this same beach and had a blast; so much so that Eddie and Richie decided to come back for some quality time with each other.

After the evil demonic space clown that we do not mention by name incident, they made a pact (without blood this time), to stay in touch and have regular meet-ups/vacations with each other. This was also around the time Richie finally admitted he loved Eddie, and had for a very long time. They’ve been together ever since.

During the loser’s beach reunion, it had been an extra hot day which meant Richie was visibly sweating. Before Eddie got together with Richie he had found perspiration quite gross but on Richie it was a whole different story. Not only was the sweat giving Richie’s back a nice sheen, it was also dripping down his neck, mixed with the water droplets from the salty ocean.

It’s safe to say Eddie had a hard time concentrating on anything else. Eddie was full-on staring as Richie guzzled down a bottle of water, watching his adam's apple bob up and down, and the way the water left his lips glistening--

“You like what you see?” Richie asked, with a goofy grin plastered on his face.

Eddie turned away, “shut up, Richie.” It seemed like deny deny deny was the only thing Eddie knew how to do with Richie, even when they were an actual couple.

“What?” Richie laughed. “I couldn’t help but feel your bambi eyes burning a hole in my skull. You should learn how to subtly check someone out.”

“Fuck you,” Eddie scoffed.

“Anytime,” Richie winked.

“I was not checking you out, by the way. I was just waiting for you to finish so we could go back in the water.”

“Mhm, sure Spaghetti, you can lie all you want to but I know how you really feel about me.” Richie came up to Eddie and smacked a wet, sloppy kiss on his cheek. “You looove me,” he teased with a childlike voice.

“Ugh, you’re so annoying,” Eddie rolled his eyes but he secretly liked it.

Ever since that day Eddie started thinking about how hard it was for him to just give Richie a compliment, especially when it came to his physical appearance. During his marriage to Myra, he felt obligated to give false compliments about how great she smelled or how beautiful she looked, in order to be a good husband. But now he didn’t need to be that way.

He got past saying ‘I love you’ with Richie, why couldnt he get past this?

Richie stepped away from Eddie after he finished with the sunscreen, spreading his arms out with a smile. “So am I good to go, Dr. K?”

Eddie looked at Richie but didn’t say a word.

“What?” Richie questioned.

“You look.. nice.”

Richie looked down at himself, not really sure of what Eddie meant. “Really?” He was completely oblivious to how hot he was and it was pissing Eddie off.

“Well, yanno, I got these swim trunks from Target and-”

Eddie smashed his lips against Richie’s.

“I’m trying to say you look sexy, dumbass. You’re hot as fuck and it’s driving me crazy,” Eddie blurted.

Richie looked a little dazed. “Oh, okay...how long has that been on your mind, Eds? You seem a little constipated.”

Eddie kissed Richie again. “Shut up, you talk too much.”

“They don’t call me trashmouth for nothing,” he mumbled against Eddie’s lips.

Richie pulled him closer, wrapping his arms loosely around Eddie’s waist. “So you think I’m sexy, huh? How about we forget the beach so I can take you home and bend you over the couch?” He remarked in his strange Vinny Vedecci voice.

Eddie hummed. “We can do that...or I can do this,” all of a sudden Eddie grabbed Richie’s glasses off his face and ran towards the ocean.

“Hey! Give ‘em back, I need those! I’m too old to run like this, Spaghetti!” Richie took off after Eddie as the two of them laughed like they were kids again. Except this time, there was nothing or no one that could ever keep them apart.

#adult reddie #reddie #it fanfiction #bill hader #james ransone #the losers club #it chapter 2 #it characters #fanfic request #gay love #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #Richie x Eddie

[a-functioningdysfunctional]

1, 3, 9 for the Bill Hader ask game 😊

1. It’s probably Milo Dean from Skeleton Twins but Barry Block/Berkman is a close second. Milo is just so deserving of happiness and is such a complex yet beautiful character

3. It’s so hard to choose but probably the Vinny Vedecci sketch with John Malkovich. It’s so funny to me, especially when the clip from “Being Vinny Vedecci” played, I lost it. But all of his sketches are funny

9. Probably Boooooooof, Thank You, Maaaaary and Kevin?

[nerdbrain98]

Bill Hader 😍 as Vinny Vedecci doing impressions at the Garage Comedy Show... and being heckled by Andy Samberg, who was then told to shut his face. My day is complete ☺️

It's ridiculous how adorable he looks in this.

#bill hader #andy samberg #snl #vinny vedecci #garage comedy show

[abri-chan]

You should watch snl vinny vedecci skit.. it’s hilarious, the “italian” kills me. Like THATS JOJO

Lol at least they know it's one of the rai channels lol

Shia is Jotaro being interviewed. But imagine joining Passione and that's your entrance interview, meanwhile Mista and Narancia are eating spaghetti in the background

#JoJo #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure

[ethanalter]

'SNL' recap: Bill Hader's return had everything, including Stefon

Where Bill Hader goes, Stefon is sure to follow. And, sure enough, Saturday Night Live‘s hottest “Weekend Update” guest made his triumphant return to Studio 8H for the first time since 2015 during his alter ego’s second hosting gig. Brought on to provide some tips for those revelers looking to party hearty at St. Patrick’s Day festivities in the Big Apple, our guide threw out some typically offbeat suggestions, namechecking clubs that offered everything from key fobs and sexy asbestos to repeat appearances by Roman J. Israel, Esq. and leprechauns that resemble Farrah Fawcett. There’s a reason why Stefon remains on Hader’s personal Mount Rushmore of SNL characters: it’s that thing where he’s just so darn funny.

Sadly, the eternally youthful club kid didn’t bring his husband, Seth Meyers—or their children— along for his return. (Those tykes would get along famously with Kyle and Leslie’s kid, Little Lorne, during his visits home from college.) But we did meet his dad for the first time…after a fashion. Midway through his “Update” appearance, while striving to define what exactly constitutes a “human squatty potty,” Stefon called over his personal lawyer (and conceptual piss) artist, Chi, for an on-air consultation. And who should walk over but John Mulaney, the former SNL writer-turned-poster child for millennial comedians that co-fathered Stefon with Hader a decade ago on a 2008 episode hosted by Ben Affleck.

That first sketch was an embryonic version of the character, though; it took another two years for Stefon to flower into the “Weekend Update” guest that reduces everyone to helpless puddles of laughter, up to and including Hader himself. Up until now, Mulaney has had to remain in the shadows, re-writing cue cards at the last minute with new jokes that make Hader repeatedly break on air. So putting him on camera (even if he didn’t get any lines) was a nice way to acknowledge his parental role in nurturing Stefon all these years. And it’s not like Seth and Stefon are splitsville or anything. In fact, they’re still finding ways to keep their marriage interesting. Introducing his hubby’s signature Late Night segment, A Closer Look, Stefon revealed that the key to their relationship is versatility—as in, “Some nights I do it and he’s under the desk.”

Trump check: “Anderson Cooper 360” No Alec Baldwin tonight, but Alex Moffat’s Anderson Cooper used the cold open to comment on Donald Trump’s latest round of firings. First, we checked back in with Kate McKinnon’s delightfully daffy Jeff Sessions, who threw up his hands when asked why he fired FBI deputy director, Andrew McCabe, two days before his official retirement. “I can’t even dance around it—Trump made me do it! I’m just a simple man who wanted to make things bad for immigrants and here I am taking away the pension of a Christian white. It ain’t right!” Then we said hello and goodbye to John Goodman’s Rex Tillerson, whose real-life counterpart was jettisoned from the State Department at the start of this very busy week of departures. At least Goodman got to call Trump a “moron” one more time before he headed out the door. (We imagine Tillerson did the same.) For his cold open cameo, Hader bypassed playing the week’s other fresh firee, John McEntee, and instead spoofed Anthony Scaramucci, who lost his job way back in July—practically a century ago on Trump time. Although, if you ask us, Hader seemed a lot more eager to revive Vinny Vedecci, rather than Scaramucci.

Lamest return: “The Californians” For this Hader cut short his monologue? While it was great to spend more time with Stefon, we didn’t need a reunion with Devon, Stuart and the rest of the Californians clan. Especially since Vanessa Bayer didn’t get to come back.

Getting lucky: “Irish Dating Show” The set-up for this St. Patrick’s Day dating show sketch didn’t seem promising, especially when Cecily Strong’s romance seeker confessed to being the cousin of Hader’s eligible bachelor. But the writers lucked out by leaning on the idea of kissin’ cousins being an ordinary thing in the Irish reality show world, and allowing the always-hilarious Aidy Bryant to be lone voice of reason crying in the wilderness.

Death by ’90s nostalgia: “Jurassic Park Auditions” Hader’s impressions of Alan Alda and Al Pacino are timeless classics. Too bad that the rest of the celebrity impressions–including Sinbad and Poison Ivy-era Drew Barrymore–in this ’90s time capsule of a sketch feel entirely fossilized to modern audiences.

Most welcome schooling of a public official: Betsy DeVos America’s education secretary may have escaped Trump’s axe (for now), but her 60 Minutes appearance last Sunday didn’t do her career any favors. Kate McKinnon had the perfect explanation for DeVos’s epic faceplant: “I think the problem is that the words coming out of my mouth were bad, and I think that’s because they were coming from my brain.” Makes sense to us.

Sorry, not sorry : “CBC” Poking fun of Canadians is one thing: poking fun at Canadians and sexual harassment in the same sketch is a tougher line to walk. When it comes to the #MeToo movement, SNL has run hot and cold all season long, with some sketches nailing it, while others struggle to find the punchline. There are just enough chuckles here to keep the writers from having to issue a formal apology to our neighbors to the North, but let’s agree to try a little harder next time, eh?

Episode MVP: Hader’s Wheelchair You’d think that living in L.A. full time would make Hader a better driver, but the host had major trouble steering his mechanized ride as an old geezer crashing his much younger wife’s game night. Repeatedly banging into furniture, as well as his co-stars, Hader kept interrupting the flow of the sketch. Here’s the thing: those interruptions also made the skit much funnier.

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[pearlposts]

omfg i had the most bizarre Bill Hader dream last night, it was all of his Documentary Now! characters auditioning for SNL but instead of doing it for Lorne Michaels they were being judged by Vinny Vedecci and Stefon Meyers and it was exactly as chaotic and hilarious as it sounds...