#DENNIS WOULD LOSE IT

[ninamilkovich]

even if u don't believe in macdennis ever being canon or in dennis having romantic feelings for mac u have to admit there's no world in which mac gets in a serious relationship and dennis is just ok with it

#it would be so ooc #in the same way he can't just let dee be successful without him #he can't allow mac being emotionally dependent on someone else #IMAGINE IF MAC TRIED TO MOVE OUT #DENNIS WOULD LOSE IT #iasip #dennis reynolds #mac macdonald #macdennis

[jes12321]

Obsessed with the idea of Fushiguro Toji and Gojo Satoru getting into a custody battle for Tsumiki and Megumi aind ending up with the classic MWF with one parent, TRS with the other parent and every other Sunday. Just think it’d be silly.

#could never happen in canon though #sure toji didn’t sell his son to the zenin clan #but he also wasn’t exactly a great father #if it were against gojo the only reason he would fight for custody #would be out of spite #and he would probably lose in court anyway #if your options are scary mercenary that left his family #or hot rich young man looking to expand his family #the choice is pretty obvious to an outside viewer #actually if this was canon #they would just have an actual fucking fight #toji would find a fucking gauntlet to throw down #and they would brawl it out in a dennys parking lot at five am #uhh real tags now #jjk #jjk au #jujutsu kaisen #toji fushiguro #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro tsumiki #I hate that some of the names are family name then given name #and some are given name then family name #very annoying #anyway #divorced parents #custody schedule #custody battle

[nnato]

#I am so unwell about this #like did Arthur fly out to olso just to see Dennis?? #2021 me would be losing her shit rn #my f3 prema boys <3 #f2 #arthur leclerc #dennis hauger #dennis/arthur

[r0nnietherat]

Had a dream last night that season sixteen was building to macden (Duh) and they even held a fucking screening in Hollywood for the finale of the season. Rob kept making jokes and nobody was laughing LMAO and then he yelled at the audience and Glenn had to step in and redirect him. But anyways the fucking finale ended with Mac getting married to some dude named I think Nathanial? AND THEY JUST DROPPED THE MACDEN STORYLINE LIKE IT NEVER EXISTED!!

#if that actually happened I would lose my fucking shit #macdennis #dennis reynolds #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #mac mcdonald #iasip #Rob McElhenney would get his ass beat that’s for goddamn sure

[atelierwriting]

that’s MY misunderstood asshole war criminal opposite of a comfort character right there

#tris* #collecting them like rats to put in an enclosed space and observe carefully #not saying who but everything ive learned about ** was against my will and i will fight them outside dennys at 2 am but i would also lose #that was rly specific sorry

[robobee]

I can sit and critique forever as I am the world's proudest hater but I do feel that a lot of the snark around Vengeful is just people crucially misunderstanding the point of the villains universe. it's fucking camp! everything is self aware and overdramatic and reads like a published (albeit very good) fanfiction. if you're in specific circles you absolutely recognise the tropes schwab is pulling from and the tongue in cheek references she makes and all of them are on some base level FUNNY. I don't think it can be read with 100% gravitas because as much as it is brutal and visceral and about extremely traumatized people desperately clutching onto each other because carrying on feels easier than trying something new, it is also a book in which the girlboss mafia leader queen gets taken out by a naked college quarterback . schwab likes nice and wrapped up endings and after dealing with stief and Muir it is a BREATH OF FRESH FUCKING AIRRRR

#vengeful ve schwab #in terms of crit her overexpansive casts mean that ppl like mitch who SHOULD be central get shoved into lampshadeland #but i did find the new characters entertaining if not endearing #mostly bc i did not expect them to be pleasant and they were not. june is ALSO a manipulative selfish evil shithead #the marcella thing... yeah ok she was erm. very 2016. but her dying immediately during her final hoedown was the funniest thing ever #i think despite the intent vengeful reads like a middle book in a trilogy Nd doesnt hold up on its own . but EYE would be fine with it #i do enjoy how victor never loses. im so sick of my protagonists dying in poignant ways give me my marvel movie dennis reynolds #vicious ve schwab #also the june/sydney 3 year thing was extremely weak and 1) how fucking old is june maam that is a MINOR 2)i thought the same abt eli #in book1 and he really pulled thru so well in this one i genuinely kind of forgot about the murders. fascinating dude. unfixable #like was the ending of vengeful terribly rushed and lackluster. sure but im genuinely not mad at all about it #its a very fun sandbox

[boysareouttonight]

thinking a lot about how mac and dennis spend the entire time together and dont get sick of each other, its not just that they act like a couple but its one of Those couples that does everything together. they have breakfast together they drive to work together they work at the same place they have the same circle of friends they text each other when they're not together to check in they have movie nights they're probably the first person they see when they wake up and the last person they see before going to bed (if we consider they dont spend the night with the ppl they hook up with).

their connection is literally so special bc u have to really love someone to not get sick of them after so many years their little routine is the closest thing they're ever gonna get to an actual relationship and thats why they dont let it go bc they know how much it means for both of them. i mean dennis could've just asked mac to move out what is stopping him exactly? if they got together like tomorrow nothing would change between them except they would kiss and sleep on the same bed. they're literally partners

#why do they act more like a couple than a lot of couples i see on shows #thats why mac got so devastated in gang does a clip show when he asked dennis 'dont u like living with me dennis 😢' #he didnt wanna lose that especially after north dakota #i need to make rcg understand that nothing would have to change between macdennis if they got together #bc they already act like they're together #and we dont even know what goes on off screen like we had no idea mac massaged dennis' pecs before the gang texts #they're MARRIED #macdennis #iasip

[dennisboobs]

we do a little ranting in the tags, as a treat.

#i think a good portion of the fanbase would benefit from never using the word 'narcissist' again #every time i see people claiming with complete sincerity that dennis is a narcissist i go monke mode #the word youre looking for is VAIN. vanity to cover a deep insecurity and mask his actual feelings #any narcissistic traits he possesses are learned from his mother and not inherent. #that's why dee shares them and why he 'confusingly' doesn't fit the mould for a cut and dry NPD diagnosis #begging y'all to look up what happens when narcissist mothers raise golden child sons specifically #den's approval-seeking behaviour is masked by his vanity. he needs others to see him as desirable or he loses his worth #reddit bros and armchair psychologists on the wiki trying to fucking dx him with all kinds of personality disorders i hate to tell you this #but trauma is a hell of a thing. and dennis is not a cartoonishly evil caricature of a narcissist. he's a deeply fucking damaged guy. #not that the two are mutually exclusive. but.

[greensweaterdennis]

thinking about how Dennis would fucking melt if Mac called him “sweetheart”

#Mac would do it to disarm Dennis when he’s losing it #and Dennis would melt every time #dennis reynolds #iasip #macdennis #iasip headcanon #mac mcdonald #macden #macden headcanon #macdennis headcanon #dennis x mac #mac x dennis #always sunny #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[elisedonut]

I think Mrs. and Mr. Creevey's first names should start with an A and B respectfully

just because adhd runs in the family and I tend to give it to Colin and Dennis and I know that if I ever ended up with a girl whose name started with A and had a kid with her I would probably beg to name them something starting with a C

because its silly but subtle

people wouldn't notice unless you brought it up

#I also think Mrs. Creevey is dead or out of the picture because of Colin not mentioning her when talking about his dad being a milkman #also because the family losing their A and then later C would be sad #now they don't make any sense just a B and D against the world #or in some scenarios just a D against the world if you think Mr. Creevey doesn't make it out of the war either #which depending on the day i flip flop between #dennis creevey #colin creevey #i suck at coming up with names but the concept is fun even if it would likely only ever be used as a throw away for me lol

[sunnykeysmash]

Love VS submission, control and freedom/going wild

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #macdennis #macden #analysis #meta #this script whispering will not click as easily i feel like. i still feel like im piecing it together myself #it's a double point. let me explain however i can. #dennis has always been the man on top. the man with the most control. he doesn't want this. he wants mac to fight back #while for mac the appeal is the exact opposite. he likes the idea of submissing another man. taking control #by establishing mac as the subservient one and dennis as the one in control. but them both desiring the exact opposite #when the roles get flipped between them (by love!) you got to watch the process. you know. girls gone wild #dennis losing control and mac taking it. but especially the first... because actually. hes wanted to for a long time #the chop thing is that. like. him going to ND was his attempt to get that feeling he craves somewhere else #because mac wasn't understanding what dennis was going for!!!!! he wants mac to fight back. he provokes him constantly #he wants that old vinegar to boil again #hewants mac to say no. he wants mac to not want it. he wants mac to take it. he doesnt want to admit he wants it. am i painting the picture #it's never gonna ''happen willingly'' but it'll happen when it looks like they both want it the least. during a fight perhaps #theyre complex ok nobody said this would be easy #parallels

[thedeadtravelfast]

Shoutout to @goblins-riddles-or-frocks for getting me to do a tag challenge for the first time in like two millennia. So I thusly present "me-coded characters":

@iceandbone because i DEF wanna see yours

#i will go to the MAT for elena i will fight in the waffle house for elena i will meet you behind the dennys for elena i do not care i STAN #and yes i HAD to use that scene from ikwydls it defines the movie without it the movie would lose its soul in this essay i will - #Lee Byung-hun at the end of istd: this was a FUCKING MISTAAAAAAAKE #selina's goal of icing her boss gotta be the most relatable motivation ngl #alice is not talked about enough she defeated freddy twice like she's goddamn hardcore why is she not stanned more? #also justice for my girl jamie y'all it ain't right her story hasn't been fixed #moll in beast be like 'fuck the world...oh fuck the world includes me fuck' #that monolouge scene in the end of pearl? big oof sugar cube #yo not to be that person but yeah the kids in the lodge deserved what they got you know it i know it #me watching kylo murder his father: god i wish that were me #gpoy

[allycat75]

Hey Boston Dumb Fuck! Watching the snippets of the jump scare videos from last year (commemorating the highlights if 2022, by the way, how sad!) I am reminded...

#A lie told poorly is still a lie #old man shorts #unsexiest man alive #Bingo- then 4:30 dinner at Denny's #Dodger don't even like her #Is a succubus touch cold or hot? #What was that little march in place move- is the weed giving you muscle spasms? #You do see the clothes are nicely folded right next to the machine right? #you should lose your SAG card for the terrible acting you did- at least she is expected to be terrible #no wonder you have never done a horror movie- you would be telegraphing the panic #second hand embarrassment #Jump scares not funny with “girlfriend”- a feminist would know this

[nightcrawlerzincorporated]

They should make CharDee Macdennis 3 and it should be about Charlie and Dee teaming up and challenging Mac, Dennis, and Frank to the game for ownership of the bar.

#it doesn’t even have to be a ship thing I just think the idea #of them switching up the chardee macdennis teams is funny #and I think Dennis would be so focused on winning and maintaining power I think him losing would be hilarious #also it could be commentary about unions and class uprising y’know #⭐️

[eggmeralda]

do you ever find a character that you just know your younger self would be obsessed with but not as much now, so you kind of become obsessed with them from the point of view of your younger self

#or is that just called having the same tastes as you did when you were younger which is a completely normal occurence #anyway this is about how if 15yo me watched coronation street she would be losing her mind over dennis tanner #he's still blorbo material but idk he just doesn't occupy my whole brain 24/7 (like swag does 😔) #but i know 14-15yo me's thoughts would just be him #THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOU TEENAGE ME *rewatches the episode when he organises that charity concert and it all goes wrong but he's sooooo 🥰* #ramble

[sunnytastic]

sure glenn looks good with short hair but he's going to need to wear a wig when filming because dennis would rather die than be caught with hair that short

#dennis would never do something that even implies that he's losing his hair #iasip #dennis reynolds #glenn howerton #it's always sunny in philadelphia #its always sunny #its always sunny podcast