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gh0str3c0rd3r · 1 year
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found a sketchbook page from a while ago and uh yep also i added LuckyCat you dont get to know who or why he is
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qualitystart · 1 year
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ok he's not ACTUALLY aquaman 🔱
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dufrau · 1 year
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Why, when I tell my cat to "get a life", does he not get a life??? He's not a kitten anymore and he wants to sit on my chest while I'm at my desk doing important work*
*hitting dingers in my baseball video game
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just--space · 1 year
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Split the Universe : Just now, before you hit the button, two future universes are possible. After pressing the button, though, you will live in only one. A real-web version of the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment clicking the red button in the featured astronaut image should transform that image into a picture of the same astronaut holding one of two cats -- one living, or one dead. The timing of your click, combined with the wiring of your brain and the millisecond timing of your device, will all conspire together to create a result dominated, potentially, by the randomness of quantum mechanics. Some believe that your personally-initiated quantum decision will split the universe in two, and that both the live-cat and dead-cat universes exist in separate parts of a larger multiverse. Others believe that the result of your click will collapse the two possible universes into one -- in a way that could not have been predicted beforehand. Yet others believe that the universe is classically deterministic, so that by pressing the button you did not really split the universe, but just carried out an action predestined since time began. We at APOD believe that however silly you may feel clicking the red button, and regardless of the outcome, you should have a thought-provoking day. Or two. via NASA
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ichigo-dream · 1 year
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Another one for fans of our boy Dabi ~
Let me know what you think.
Enjoy xoxo - Ichigo
18+ only, Minors DNI, NSFW
All rights reserved: do not translate, plagiarise, claim my writing or cross post it on any other platforms, leave my writing alone.
AO3 Link - https://archiveofourown.org/works/44813605
The girl’s trying to kill him. Dabi knows this to be an objective fact. At this point in his life, he’s used to people trying to kill him (the novelty wears off after a while)
People had been trying to kill him since he was born, whether they intended to or not. How many times had someone tried to strangle him in his sleep, to stab him on the streets, to bludgeon him to death in a back alley?
Not that any had every succeeded. No one had the right to kill him, no one except for himself.
So why, he questions, does this girl have the audacity to try to take what is rightfully his. His life. She thinks she can just kill him. Just, do him in. Flaunt herself and smile in his face like she isn’t the one pulling the lever that was drawing the rope tight around his throat, starving him, letting him kick and flail and choke, bulging eyes with bursting blood vessels focusing solely on her. His executioner. His murderer. That girl.
No. He thinks, watching as she sidles up to Boss, smiling that smile at him, putting her lips to the rim of the glass that he hands to her. Not a girl. Something else. Not quite a woman.
Her little face screws up. Boss’ choice wasn’t everyone’s taste, and he hopes she chokes on it. He hopes she’ll boke it up and choke, ridding herself of it, see how much she likes not being able to breathe.
Her tongue comes out to wet at her lips, clearly unhappy with the lingering taste in her mouth, and she reminds Dabi of a cat. Disgruntled. Disgusting.
Disgusting how her eyes meet his and glimmer, smiling brightly at him, and if he wasn’t as attuned to her as he is, he never would’ve noticed how much wider it seemed to be when she directed it at him.
Disgusting how he feels a choking feeling when he sees her making her way over to him, stopping before him and having to crane her head to meet his eyes. Maybe if he bent over to speak to her it wouldn’t be so hard to breathe.
“You’re being quiet tonight, Dabi.” She says, and God her voice makes the rope tighten.
Maybe if you’d let me breathe, I could talk to you more. He thinks, managing to make a small humming sound in response.
“Did you hear what the others were saying earlier? How-“ He tunes her out, hyper fixated on the way her lips form syllables.
Always running her goddamn mouth, asking him ow his day was going, how he was, if he’d like a drink, something to eat, had he slept well, and looking at him with that stupid fucking look in her eyes.
He can’t think. Can’t breathe. Fucking bitch.
One arm surges up and grasps her by the front of her shirt roughly pulling her from the room.
She makes a little strangled sound as he practically carries her to a different room. Good. Let her choke. See how she liked it.
He crashes through the door to a room and with a hoarse shout the room is cleared; he is left alone with her, and he pulls her over, throwing himself down onto the sofa and yanking her down into his lap.
She doesn’t say anything. She just smirks at him, and watches, hands coming up to rest on his shoulders.
He bares his teeth at her, hands coming up to clench around her cheeks, to wipe that smile off her face.
His thumbs run up and down her cheeks and he lets them catch on the corners of her mouth, pressing in. He hisses as she yields to him, eyes not moving from their place watching him curiously.        
Dabi is fascinated at how her teeth feel under his thumbs, and fuck was her mouth tiny or were his hands always this big? Two thumbs and her little cheeks are already stretched, trying to accommodate him.
He slips his thumbs out, one hand cupping her jaw and forcing it to stay hinged open, whilst he dips in with his dingers. He wets the top of one and runs it over her lips, circling round her lips.
She keeps watching him. Somehow, he knows that if his hands weren’t in her mouth she’d still be smiling at him.
The thought awakens something cruel in him. He jams his fore and middle fingers into the back of her throat and the way her throat clenches around them as she gags punches the air out of him.
His stomach is in knots, tight and coiled, waiting for something.
Her saliva is spilling down his arm in rivers, but he can’t stop, in awe of how her cheeks become rosy, how she keeps making cute little noises every time his fingers meet with the back of her throat, or they curl around her tongue.
Fuck. Dabi lets out a shuddering moan as her tongue wraps around his fingers, chasing and moving with them, like it was the most natural thing for them.
Something changes on her face, as she keeps moaning around his fingers, and the next moment her hands have left his shoulders and he feels them grasping at his belt.
He makes a sound. Not of protest. More of surprise. She doesn’t mark it, as she unbuckles his trousers and pulls his dick free.
He moans in relief, to not be constrained anymore, to have the godly friction of her hand. With every pump of his fingers into her mouth and throat she matches his movements, stroking her hands up and down his dick and fuck this was escalating far more than Dabi was expecting. He just wanted to deal with the feeling he’d been having. Not. Whatever this was. But he’s not complaining.
All of a sudden, her hands leave him and they come up to pull his fingers from her mouth. He goes to protest, when she sinks, opened mouthed, soaking chin and chest, blush high on her cheeks, to her knees between his legs.
He goes to make a sound when her open mouth devours him. With a moan that is so embarrassing that it makes a blush rise on the healthy skin of his face, Dabi throws one hand over his eyes, the other coming down to clench in her hair.
Fuck, her mouth feels so much better around his dick.
He watches as she sinks up and down on him, tongue swirling around him just as she did to his fingers and his hips keep jerking forward, forcing more of himself down her throat.
He lets out a shout as he feels her gag around him. God, why can’t he shut up? His hand comes down to cover his mouth and he can’t stop himself from sucking on his fingers, the ones still coated in her saliva like a man starved. It’s like an indirect kiss.
Her hands are holding his hips in place to stop his jerking, aborted thrusts, and he feels the tension in his stomach beginning to peak, breathing short, and his thighs trembling.
“Fuck, please, please, I’m gonna-“ Dabi whimpers out, and he can’t even bring himself to be embarrassed. Not when his words made her take him even deeper, sucking harder and he couldn’t have pulled her off if he tried.
With a whining moan, he comes in her mouth, head thrown back to rest against the back of the sofa as he pants and whines softly as she keeps sucking and licking at him.
Eventually, she pulls off of him and he meets her eyes.
Dabi can breathe.
He smiles at her, staples pulling obscenely at the corners of his mouth and cheeks.
She smiles at him, and the air leaves him once more as his come spills from the corners of her mouth. Not looking away, he is mesmerised as her throat bobs and he can hear her swallowing him. It’s enough for him to blush again.
She licks at the spilled bits and he is reminded of a cat.
This girl will kill him.
Maybe, he could get used to that idea.
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saintelia · 8 months
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would like to request schrodinger's cat themed names,prns and titles
names based off schrodinger’s cat! [PT: names based off schrodinger’s cat! END PT]
dinger , erwin , elizabeth , joseph / josef , alexander , alessandra , marie , elphaba , alfred , james , & benjamin.
pronouns based off schrodinger’s cat! [PT: pronouns based off schrodinger’s cat! END PT]
para / paradox , de / dead , live / lives , cat / cats , poi / poison , box / boxes , op / open , flask / flasks , & unknown / unknowns.
titles based off schrodinger’s cat! [PT: titles based off schrodinger’s cat! END PT]
the dead yet alive , the confusing cat , their* unknown fate , the kitty paradox , the dead that’s living , they* who live ( or lived ) in the unopened box , & the poisoned cat.
*you can replace the example pronoun with any pronouns you like!
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O1 ; this was a bit Hard , as she was only Vaguely familiar with the concept before. now hy knows a Lot more! a Majority of the names are more human & sciency ( ? ) than cat-like , but can be shortened into Cuter forms ( ex. benjamin to ben / benny , alfred to al , etc ). Enjoy!
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bigcatbulges · 4 months
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Your pic appears when one sees your account but it's gone from the posts, weird! Schrodinger's cat boy
every time they let me out of mr short dingers box i simply paw at it to be let back in
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thegeminisage · 2 months
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it's time for...a dual tng/ds9 update. i'm gonna be real, i would strongly prefer to put updates for separate shows in separate posts to keep my tags/archive clean, but i tried to imagine doing that for all seven seasons of ds9 (which either run concurrently to tng or voyager) and became horrifically overwhelmed. so, unfortunately, this is the way it has to be. last night we watched tng's "ship in a bottle" and ds9's "captive pursuit."
ship in a bottle (tng):
to be totally honest, i probably would have had more nuanced thoughts on this episode if 1. i hadn't been sleep deprived out of my fucking mind and also had the Worst Day Ever 2. they didn't pronounce the name "regina" to rhyme with "vagina."
like, i'm sorry, WHO SAYS IT LIKE THIS? AND THEY KEPT SAYING IT. every time i calmed down someone would say it again, or catherine would say it again to menace me, and i'd dissolve back into hysterics. i almost couldn't follow the plot of the episode because i was laughing too hard
that said, i did glance over the transcript in the cold light of day, wherein i can (attempt to) read the name "regina" as god and the mean girls intended, and i do have a few thoughts, which are as follows
i don't think moriarty makes a good villain. i mean, it's just a sherlock holmes crossover, which i'm already a little chilly on because of those fucking tjlc people, but also, it's not...really star trek. also lmao him like "YOU FORGOT ME AND I STAYED IN A MICROCHIP FOR FOUR YEARS" and meanwhile picard is like "uh no we totally researched" dude. you didn't. we all forgot about him. please be serious
ALSO, we pulled him from season 2. they were like, "SOMEONE said 'create an opponent who can out-think data'" and they can't even say pulaski's name because that was such a cheap shitty move from a cheap shitty season. do not bring that shit forward. let it die.
the sci-fi concept of "what if this nonsentient npc became self-aware and wanted to be real" is solid, i'll give it that (and bonus points at the end for picard implying they could all be living in a simulation, WHICH THEY ARE, and there's also a theory that our world is one too), but instead of...exploring the concept at all and try to decide what the ethical thing is to do about it, they play this...cat-and-mouse inception game with moriarty instead. AND THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FUN. i was actually decently impressed when geordi caught that thing in his left hand and realized a second before they told us that they had been in the holodeck all along. tng doesn't manage to trick me often and i really enjoy it when they do! i think an episode utilizing that plot twist could have been great! but it's an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT episode than "the holodeck characters may be sentient, what are you going to do about it?"
the implications were also there in "the big goodbye," which apparently won awards even though i hated it - that guy asking if his family would be there when he got home, or if he was just gonna disappear when picard walked out the door. and of course picard walked out the door and he just ceased to exist. and that one episode with what's her name, riker's dinger lady gf. there is EVERY implication throughout this series that the holodeck characters are not only CAPABLE of becoming sentient but that they ALREADY ARE SENTIENT.
THINK ABOUT THIS A SECOND. that fake deanna with no free will of her own that barclay made specifically for him to fuck is sentient. the enemies in the klingon training scenarios. the guys in the westerns. riker's fake family. geordi's creepy holodeck sex doll gf. every background extra in the dixon hill setting. the alternate versions of riker and geordi from those episodes with recordings. the alternate version of riker on the trail where he was accused of RAPE and the victim he supposedly assaulted. ALL SENTIENT.
and instead of doing anything about this, like notifying starfleet and immediately disassembling all the holodecks and never ever making another one or AT THE VERY LEAST ceasing their use until an investigation on whether or not their use is ethical takes place. we just. put moriarty and his poorly named gf into a little cube and make a 4th wall joke. a good 4th wall joke, but still.
like, is it ethical to trap them in a holosimulation that they believe is real for the rest of their endless existence? there's no choice probably but if this is the hell they go through, if they can feel the passage of time between bouts of being solid in the holodeck, isn't it unethical to create more of them?? it is the EXACT argument made for data's personhood in season 2 - the holodeck characters exist to be therapists and entertainers and whores, and there's potentially an entire race of them in there, but it is LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to give them agency and lives and choices of their own. YOU HAVE TO DISASSEMBLE THE HOLODECK. or stop making these kinds of episodes.
i will say that i was so worried about this being A Barclay Episode but like he was just in it. and that was fine i guess. like he didn't do anything horrible he was just there. i can live with that...but at what cost. good fucking lord. the one time tng has a solid sci-fi premise and they totally waste it on stupid ass bullshit
oh, yeah. the two gas planets colliding in this episode to make a star was cool esp bc one of them was a jupiter knock-off. i'm pretty sure that's not how stars work but i don't know enough about it etc etc etc. compelled me anyway though.
captive pursuit (ds9):
sour note right at the beginning when this poor lady was telling sisko that quark tried to fuck her...i like quark a lot so i wish we could like retcon some of the horrible ferengi stuff cuz it really takes the wind out of my sails. but whatever
i am tosk!!! it was so cute because like he literally is tosk. but then by the end it's a bummer because he's only tosk. you know :(
i love o'brien in this episode. he called the strange alien "friend" like 3 times and then proceeded to become his number one best buddy. i was so worried when he went into the ship alone that this alien was a big meanie who would jump him but instead he just smacked his head which was pretty funny
quark acting as a therapist in this episode was really funny. he's like, tell me about your problems. and o'brien is like, thanks i'd rather die. but then he does and quark is so pleased, it was extremely funny
o'brien busting tosk out really was the only solution and very cool also. o'brien NEVER got to do stuff like this in tng. "die with honor" i love that he got the gist of it and that you could see on his face that he went from wtf to honored and touched. very sweet.
side bar but ODO DOESN'T USE PHASERS??? how does he fight...he's so fascinating to me. i want to know everything about him
surprise sisko moment at the end where he gives o'brien the business and then o'brien is like okay yeah i had that coming but like could you not have caught us. like i was so sure you were gonna catch us. what happened. and then you remember sisko is being a hardass but he literally did tell odo to walk slower. i think it's another good example of sisko threading the needle where he has to follow starfleet's rules but he knows in his heart what the right thing to do is. i like him so much
TONIGHT: tng's "aquiel" and ds9's "q-less" (GROSS what is q doing on this cool show get your tng shit outta here)
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namemycat · 1 year
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round 1 FIGHT
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singeratlarge · 1 year
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to pedal steel guitarist Joe Alterio, composer John Antes, Dave Appell, Roscoe Arbuckle, J.S. Bach’s BRANDENBURG CONCERTOS (1721), Joseph Barbera, the 1980 Beatles RARITIES LP, Beethoven’s MISSA SOLEMNIS (1824), Laura Flynn Boyle, Sharon Corr, Don Covay, Fanny Crosby “Queen of Gospel Songwriters,” Klaus Dinger (Kraftwerk), Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Gorgeous George, the 1988 musical GOSPEL AT COLONUS, civil rights activist Dorothy Height, Connie Hines (Mr. Ed), Patterson Hood (Drive By Truckers), Harry Houdini, Yanks Janis, Carol Kaye, Mike Kellie (Spooky Tooth), Krisdayanti, Kelly LeBrock, Pacemaster Mase (De La Soul), Steve McQueen (got that song waiting for you), Malcolm Muggeridge, Nivea, Lee Oskar, Paradox Thought, Joseph Priestley, cellist Hank Roberts, Klavdiya Shulzhenko, Billy Stewart, Dorothy Stratton, Sylvester the Cat, Dougie Thompson (Supertramp), Fred Vail, Boogie Bill Webb, Tommy Wilson, and the great singer-songwriter, producer, and entertainer Nick Lowe. If you collected all the recordings he’s produced, played on, and/or wrote songs for (plus the cover versions), you’d have an amazing, well-rounded record library par excellente. He’s intersected with Johnny Cash, Elvis Costello, Dave Edmunds, and a galaxy of other notables. Seeing him with Rockpile (twice) left an indelible impression on me in terms of stage presence and entertainment value. When his PURE POP FOR NOW PEOPLE LP came out, it became required listening in my social circle. I read that Nick never does live performances of his song “I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass” (allegedly a comeback to a Blondie song). So here’s my take of it, live at the Cellblock (opening for The Badlees). Meanwhile, HB Nick!
#nicklowe #breakingglass #johnnyjblair #singeratlarge #thebadlees #cellblock #williamsportPA #concert #soloacoustic #blondie #elviscostello #johnnycash #daveedmunds #rockpile
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she schrö on my dinger till i cat
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ducktastic · 1 year
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Her: Too many potato options... Me: And yet, not enough potato options. Me: It's a real pöt-dinger's cat. Me: Potato-dinner's cat? Me: Shrödinner's plate? Her: What would that dish include? Bell peppers, for sure... Me: Bell peppers are more of a Pavlov thing, no? Her: Not if the cat is only somewhat allergic to them.
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sosjust · 2 years
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Ootp baseball 2016
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They talk about the Brewers, whether Braun and/or Lucroy will be traded, the NL Central in general, the many excellent prospects on the way to Milwaukee, and whether Travis had any idea that his article theorizing that Hank the Ballpark Pup had been replaced would end up becoming so big. Then (at 23:24), Dan welcomes Travis Sarandos of Brew Crew Ball, BP Milwaukee and the "Dingers, Doubles and Drunks" podcast. The instrumental music played in the background of Rochester Red Wings commercialsĮxcerpt of “Pennant Fever” from the Major League soundtrackĭan Glickman opens up the 2016 MLB Regular Season with a Continuucast with a record THREE guests, and also gives his season predictions!įirst (at 3:10 in the podcast), Dan talks to Eric Stephen of True Blue LA about the Dodgers, covering their spring injury bug, Corey Seager, Vin Scully, and several other topics. Then, Dan does another belated "30 Teams, 30 Posts" by talking about how Trevor Story's amazing first week with the Rockies in some ways is proof of just how fun and unexpected the minor leagues are, since they can provide great surprises even from non-top prospects like Story!Ĭome back next week when Dan will welcome the "Evil Empire" onto the Continuucast and speak to Yankees Blogger Stacey Gotsulias!
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Please note that I had some technical difficulties during the conversation, but I have used software to clean it up and make it as good-sounding as I can. It's a Minor League Baseball installment of the Continuucast!įirst, Dan talks to Twins' prospect expert Seth Stohs about the Minnesota, the Rochester Red Wings, Minnesota's farm system in general, and the appeal of Minor League Baseball. “Flight of the Bumblebee” (AKA The Green Hornet Theme) by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov performed by the US Army Band (special “Bizarre Baseball Culture” remix by Dan Glickman featuring the Pablo Sanchez Theme and clips from previous and future Bizarre Baseball Culture pieces)Īll sound and music used is either public domain or is a short snippet that falls under fair use. “The National Game” by John Phillip Sousa Big thanks to Stacey, who can be followed on Twitter at Dan give his opinions on Jim Leyland being hired for Team USA in 2017.įinally, Dan previews the next Continuucast, and makes a special announcement about another area that the Baseball Continuum is expanding into! Fans of BIZARRE BASEBALL CULTURE will want to hear this! Dinelson Lamet trade scenarios: 3 best fits for San Diego Padres’ hurler.The 9th Continuucast, now able to fill a NL starting lineup!įirst, Dan talks to Stacey Gotsulias (and her cat) about the Yankees, New Yankee Stadium, the super-expensive seats in said stadium, the possibility that baseball may one day have ads on uniforms, baseball's attempts at broadening it's fanbase, and more. "According to The Athletic’s Dennis Lin, the San Diego Padres have discussed trading right-handed pitcher Dinelson Lamet. What's been the biggest surprise so far of the 2022 MLB season?.The 29-year-old has been in and out of the Padres’ starting rotation the last four years due to injuries and the team’s rotation glut of late."
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MLB Teams Should Keep An Eye On These Pitching Trade Targets.
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#OOTP BASEBALL 19 BEATING THE YANKEES FULL#īut if you think that analytics have made baseball more boring, it’s yet another strategy that could hurt the sport’s." "Ted Williams’ first rule of hitting was “get a good ball to hit.” In today’s game, there is, of course, still value in patience.
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klappert-art · 4 years
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Snow | Spring
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bradkeselowski · 3 years
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Road course ringer :)
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raspberriied · 4 years
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can yukine get a cat 2k20
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