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hgedits · 1 year
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Ted! It's going to work.
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ghostthelion · 4 months
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JOHN DORY JOHN DORY JOHN DORY JOHN DORY
#johndory
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bruntalism · 4 days
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gojorgeous · 4 months
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gojo the type of guy to pull this shit:
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demonic-narwhale · 8 months
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OK OK OK BUS YES BUT I HAD TO EDIT FIN'S HANDS (freckles and hair) OK
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domhnallgleesonhaven · 5 months
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“Frank of Ireland” poster images.
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nevermore-neverwhere · 5 months
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Oh hello I don't know how this works anymore
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interlockingpatches · 17 days
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I know a lot of people are intimidated by the prospect of working with thread, but IMO that's where interlocking crochet really shines, and it's not as hard as one might imagine—everyone has limits, but if (relatively) simple embroidery like cross-stitch is or would be achievable and fun for you, so would thread crochet. For reference, that image shows a 1.30mm hook and #10 (beige) and #20 (green) crochet thread. The patch is about 4in/10cm wide, and that represents, I don't know, 4, 5 hours of work? [Pattern here. End mandatory shill.]
In any case there are 2 things sighted people can buy relatively cheaply that will make any kind of detailed handiwork much easier: (tl;dr it's reading glasses and a lamp)
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Drug-store/dollar-store reading glasses (or clip-ons like these if you already wear glasses, or whatever form of magnification works best for you), and the cheapest positionable LED ring light you can find. The reflection in my glasses is a powerful steel thing with a clamp mount and built-in magnification, but we have a few $15 plastic, rechargeable jobs from Online with big clips for bases that are if anything more versatile.
Anyway. It doesn't matter how old you are or how good you think your eyesight is, magnification and more light will make things vastly easier for you, and if you elect not to use them I will assume you are being lazy, vain, silly, or some combination of those things.
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See, I too was once young and beautiful just like you(sarcastic). Now put on some damn glasses before you go cross-eyed, and while you're at it, a sweater. You'll catch your death and the whole neighbourhood can see your business. Have you eaten today? You know, it would be nice to see some grandchildren before I die
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leighlew3 · 4 months
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Toby almost knocked that art off the wall and startled himself and sent Seven running in terror so now he’s just frozen and puffed up at the top of the 6 foot cat tree. 🤦‍♀️💀
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sidsthekid · 4 months
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nate’s goofy, bro giggle is a healing force
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owlzieartz · 6 months
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They told me not to tame a blue lizard but I didn’t listen. The amount of times I’ve had to put my ass on the line for this doofus is insane.
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huxs-side-part · 2 years
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I love Domhnall's reaction to finding out that the interviewer watched part of Frank of Ireland with her kids
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redtoondevils · 2 months
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Scene: The Wazzup!!!? Scene from scary Movie. (PG version.)
Characters featuring: Moon (The Killer.) Monty (As Shorty.) Bonnie (Shorty's friend.) And Roxy (As 'Dukie' Shorty's other best friend.)
Setting: At night time, all Three Glamrocks living in a two story appartment, Monty sitting in the living room., Watching Television. Bonnie, sitting in his room, playing computer games.
And Roxanne wolf, in her room, laying in her bed watching youtube, ands listening to music. Moon is over in his place, somewhere in town, and he dials the Glamrocks number, to call them. Aiming for Monty, believing that he's alone.
Moon dialing up on the phone, and Monty answers. Monty, hears the phone rings from his coffee table, and picks up. Monty answers.
Monty: "Yo?"
Moon talking in the phone normally. (His voice already sounds evil.)
Moon: "Hello Monty. What are you doing?"
Monty, in the middle of watching TV, drinks Pepsi. He takes a sip, then say's.
Monty: "Nothin'. Just in my crib, sitting watching a game. Drinking some Pepsi."
Moon then starts the, 'Creep thing' smirking.
Moondrop: "Are you all alone?"
Monty, nods thinking of an answer to say, until Bonnie jumps out from his room, interrupting the call, and calling out.
Bonnie: "Whazz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp!??"
Monty (Joining in.) : "Whazz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp!??"
Moon then hears another voice screeching into the phone, and at first. Is confused with it. Then he slightly, drops character.
Moon: "What the? Who's that?"
Monty (To Bonnie.) Amused.
Monty: "Yo, Pick up the phone!"
Bonnie then picks up another phone, from the wall. Then holds it up to his face, then shouts in.
Bonnie: "WHAZZ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!??"
Moon 'Following with it.' un Interested at first.
Moon: "Whazz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-???"
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!?"
Then Monty stops it, then shouts over to Roxy's room across over.
Moon (Still going on the phone.)
Moon: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
Monty: "YO ROXY! PICK UP THE PHONE!"
Then Roxy, hearing Monty call out, also happens to have a random phone next to her. Picks it up, a little un bothered. And said.
Roxy: "Yo?"
Moon now into the fun of it.
Moon: "WHAZZ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!??"
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Moon enjoying it.
Moon: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
Then Bonnie hangs up, Roxy hangs up. Monty, keeps going for a little bit longer.
Monty: "Aaaaaaah! Ha ha!" *Gasp.*"
"Whatchu doing, wazzah?"
Moon get's back into talking normally, sitting back.
Moon: "Nothin'. Just chillin'...killin'.'"
Monty: "True, true."
-End.
Enjoy! XD.
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bluebird-lake · 9 months
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If Someone Said This To Me Id Kill Myself 😭😭😭
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anileesstupidlilblog · 2 months
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I said I would post more pictures of him, and now here we are, months later. Y'all probably don't remember this lil' goof, but it's Rufus!
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sonofshermy · 4 months
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"Doofus is a short, obese grown man with facial stubble and a pageboy haircut, topped by a straw boater. He is a known liar and obnoxious human being, with an affinity for sniffing women's underwear"
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