#EXCEPT FOR THE DAMNED TOP

[bsaka7]

absolute shocker but kaprizov is the highest scoring player in 23-24 not to make the playoffs (96pts/11th) + he played fewer games than anyone else in the top 20 (75gp). the next highest scoring player not to make the playoffs is....sidney crosby (94pts/14th). after kaprizov started the season carrying injury. if anyone cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#hock.txt #head in HANDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #statsposting #i GUESS #i dont look at these lists because i don't care except that also. i do care #kaprizov also t-youngest in the top 15 for scoring. btw at 26. him mcdavid and matthews. wtf was in the water....? #kirill kaprizov #<- for the sake of me being able to find this later if i want to LOL #im depressing myself is it really my fate to look at everyone else in the playoffs and say #WTF THAT SHOULD BE US???? even tho i've literally been a fan for 5mo #i guess i'm well and proper into it now tho #edit i was sorting by forwards sorry no15 for pts is qhughes who is 24. damn

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Guess the last version of this post got nuked from orbit 😮‍💨 I’m not rewriting all that context just know that I went to Texas, ate a ton of food, and saved a horse 🤠

#by riding a cowboy if your mind didn’t autofinish that sentence #the way I autofinished that man’s balls into my ass 😏 damn that story was so hot too #the punchline to that story was that I fucked that guy so good he was speechless and rediscovered his love for topping #so basically I was ​like the ghosts of Christmas teaching ebenezer Scrooge the true meaning of Christmas #except we celebrated a different kinda white Christmas since it was March in Texas 👅 #the whole thing was hot but the moment that keeps replaying in my head was when we were making out on the bed #and he put me in missionary and slapped his dick on my hole before leaning forward to kiss me while I wrapped my legs around him #and after a nice hard long kiss he pulled away and looked me dead in the eyes and said “delicious” #I know I was already naked and seconds away from taking him balls deep inside me but ummmmm panty dropper #gpoy #gpoyb

[bluespring864]

I did not expect this doubles pairing, I did not expect them to work together almost seamlessly, I did not expect them to win in straight sets, and - surely most importantly - I did not expect their outfits to accidentally match like that :D

Hilarious moments: Andy turning away from Sebi when berating himself and shouting at himself, seemingly so as not to startle him; the contrast in styles in general, i.e. Andy fistpumping and shouting let's gos and come ons while Sebi stayed quiet and looked blasé

Cute moments: laughing together during changeover; at one point Sebi double faulting twice in a row but then making up for it by hitting two nice unreturned serves and Andy shouting "good serve!"

Weirdly in sync moments: hitting back to back return winners each; also almost 0 tactics chat because they seemed to always agree immediately (highly unusual during an Andy doubles match)

Job done in straight sets.

#doubles trouble #(is my tag for doubles) #except there was no trouble here at all #how did these two work so well together. seriously how? #top doubles team next though so i'm not holding out for a win #andy murray #sebastian korda #tennis #miami open 2024 #(also damn you tennis.tv for having a camera resolution issue right when they won and making that last screenshot so blurry)

[mismess]

I love this image of Tony Shalhoub so so much. He looks SO villainous. This guy is SCHEMING something FIERCE. His nefarious plan is already set in motion and there's NOTHING you, oh charming hero, can do about it.

#I believe this is a Monk promo image. Don't know what the fuck monk is up to but damn it's nothing good #It could be arthur kriticos tho. They dress literally exactly the same except Arthur usually has his top button undone #talk

[corrodedcorpses]

The fact that 4 out of my 5 top songs were pierce the veil songs

#like I’m not that surprised #but damn #the other one was sleep token #my whole top songs playlist is the most emo thing I have ever seen #with the only exceptions being dreams by Fleetwood Mac and I’m just a girl by no doubt

[humanmorph]

hes like. my worstie

#i finished worm . some months ago and am at the point where i dont think about it all that much anymore EXCEPT the travellers #& trickster and noelle expecially. #i have problems with that arc too but the opening was just so strong its stuck in my brain #worm #parahumans #trickster #francis krouse #damn i forgot krouse wasnt his first name everyone just calls him that #rosa art #i dont usually like posting traditional art bc the photos just always look a bit shit but i think this page turned out well. i like it #the top 2 with the eye mask i drew before i looked his wiki entry up and was like oohh he has a full face mask. #also his hair should be longer tbh i think taylor describes him as having 'hair longer than some girls would wear it' or sth #noelle is also here but im not tagging her i just wanted something in the background

[more-gremlin-than-fae]

Love that the boys are like "Better keep the lil lady out of it from now on" even though she's done literally all the heavy lifting on the emotional support and research side. And she immediately gets chowed down on by the vampire because she was home, when she would have been better off storming the mansion with them.

But no, she is An Lady which means she has a delicate constitution and never mind that she listened to the tapes of Lucy's death, downed a brandy and proceeded to write up the transcripts in between letting all the men cry all over her shoulder about it.

#dracula daily #re: dracula #october 1 #she was just as in love with Lucy as they were #but you don't see her moping around unsure what to do #she is organizing shit and collating files and putting all the puzzle pieces together her own damn self #on top of the emotional support work #I was on board with Van Helsing when he was drinking the Respect Mina juice but now he can fuck right off #and then Mina all like “they're already cutting me out so i better not tell anyone i'm feeling emotional and exhausted out of nowhere” #“or that I can't remember much about last night except Renfield getting all excited”

[bumblingbabooshka]

she’s never gonna make it. she’s never gonna make it in L.A

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#T'Pol #I know nothing about the trellium thing except I watched Impulse (for this drawing) and saw a clip on youtube (inspiration for drawing) #and her saying that being on trellium made her relations with the crew improve....damn. that fucking hurt. #<- being amongst strange aliens...people who like you better when you're not yourself (when you're actively killing yourself slowly) #//drugs #//blood #g od...T'Pol really fucking goes THROUGH it huh #addiction - her mo dies - forbidden angsty romance - forced marriage then a divorce - witnesses a ship full of people she knew and worked #with reduced to a mad frenzy and then reduced to nothing (over a hundred lives lost) - then to top it all off the love of her life dies??? #can th is ladycatch a goddamn BRE AK??? Hhehe CHRIST. #also the blood isn't from trellium it's bc in the clip I saw the enterprise was all fucked up and battle-y #................happy women s day??????? #T'Pol art #st ent #st ent art #star trek ent #star trek ent art #bea art tag #johndontlook

[observethewalrus]

whyyyyyyy do I associate my hair so closely with my gender presentation, brain please just let me cut it ffs

#I’ve wanted beautiful long hair all my life except it’s never looked like I wanted it to #it’s thinning at the top and keeping it long isn’t helping #I don’t do anything with it it’s just hanging there #and I’ll look up shorter hairstyles and spend hours looking up queer hair salons #and trying to muster the courage to just make the damn appointment #and then later I’ll chicken out and want to keep it long because it’s so ingrained in me that it’s more feminine #and fuck knows I don’t look or feel feminine enough even on a good day #also hate how every time I see ’we love gender affirming cuts’ on a salon’s website #but all their customer photos are either buzzcuts or that one lesbian ‘shag’ look and nothing else #those are great but I don’t want either of those #can’t gender affirming cuts be for longer styles too please #uuuugh #this is so stupid I so absurdly sensitive about my hair

[running-in-the-dark]

oh! my nephew stayed here last night, and he told me that his grandma's partner - the most annoying, conceited, boring man I have ever met - said he doesn't like it that I always contradict him :)

I've met this guy maybe... 5-10 times total? and every time he manages to say something even more stupid than the last! it's almost impressive! like, he thinks he knows everything. and no one ever says anything, they just let him talk because it's not worth it (I know that because almost every one of them has told me this).

but I get too pissed off when it's something I care about. and I'm an adult now, I can talk back to shitty adults, I don't give a fuck.

anyway, I just think it's absolutely hilarious that he feels that way and now I'll do it even more often :) it's very fun when I ask him what his sources are for what he's saying and he just stammers some bullshit and tries to say that's not the point (pretty sure it's 100% telegram and tik tok, because that's the kind of useless old guy he is).

#some fun recent examples include... my niece gave back my rainbow high doll. he saw it and commented that it's disgusting that dolls #sexualise little girls like that because of crop tops and high heels and makeup and garter belts. what the fuck man. no one is sexualising #anything except YOU #that's a fashion doll. meant to be like 15. wearing fun pretty clothes and colourful makeup. if you look at that and think oh that's #too sexy. then I'm sorry but that's YOUR problem #(and garter belts??? it was some decoration hanging off her skirt what the fuck.) #he didn't like it when I said that no one ever says toys for boys have to be good role models :) #got realllly pissy when I wouldn't stop :) like hello dude you know there's something you can do if you don't want anyone to respond to your #fucking bullshit right? it's called THINKING. just keep that shit in your head #I'll keep doing this until he no longer wants to say dumb shit when I'm around :) (so. forever probably. but he's old he'll die before me so #it'll be fine). #oh and one time he tried to convince us that regular people in the UK are better off since Brexit. hello? dude you don't speak a damn word #of English. you barely know how to order a drink or something. how the fuck would you know #it drives me insane. he couldn't be any more mediocre and stupid if he tried. yet he thinks he's the greatest person ever #can't fucking stand him #and men like him in general. (yes it is only ever men. women like my mother are similar but they're never this fucking sure of their shitty #opinions.) #(in fact they usually give up way too easily. in my experience at least.)

[hells-fvry]

uuggghh my stupid computers being a Bitch and blacking out the screen whenever i plug it in and its almost dead so i gotta use another one which means i dont have my icons >:c

#idk what the fuck is wrong with it #whenever i plug it in the screen goes black except for the very top #i assume its the charger because the screen itself works fine when its not plugged in #i mean sometimes it does pixel ghosting and flickers but i can at least see the damn thing #i dont have the money to get a new laptop uuuggghhhh #it better survive until my brithday in may #ooc #vent #delete later

[snailcubezz]

so like. we know that sasha ran from home at a Very young age, and assumedly raz was the only exception to the intern program age limit (not to mention sasha had No reason to know about the psychonauts that soon even if raz wasn't the only exception). so what the fuck was he doing in that span of time between leaving home and joining the agency ??? was he safe ???? did he have anywhere else to go or stay??????? we have nothing from canon alone and i think about this so much

#meeple.txt #AND ON TOP OF THAT. #NEED I REMIND EVERYONE THAT HE GREW UP IN A SIMILAR ERA AS LOBOTO DID WHERE PSYCHIC BIGOTRY WAS ESPECIALLY BAD AND LOBOTOMIES WERE OK. #LIKE. we know absolutely nothing about sashas childhood except for his parental issues #and while Yes parent death and running away at that age can definitely fuck someone up #i do think there has to be more than that to make him so. gestures vaguely Like That #that level of unhealthy repression of literally everything doesnt come from nowhere #shaking double fine. Was He Okay. Was He Safe after leaving his dad. Where Did He Go. #again im probably looking way too hard into this but gawd damn #psychonauts #sasha nein #not to mention again. the rant he has in pnror about how willing he is to get himself killed if it helps scientific progress #like ? u good? got something u wanna talk about there?

[yellobb]

I’m literally going to puke

#m rambles #I’m so fucking overwhelmed right now and I can’t do it #I haven’t worked or done anything at all this week #I’ve got at least 20 unopened messages because the thought of opening makes me start to panic #I just got an email from my university and I’m getting charged $1000 out of nowhere #because I think I needed to fill something out that I never heard of before I got an email saying I didn’t do it #my room is a fucking disaster #I have no money in my account #I have to move soon and it’s all so damn expensive #I haven’t talked to my new boss at all yet so I have no clue what I’m doing #my body hates me and I hate it right now #and on top of all that? #found out today that I’m pretty much going to be alone from Sunday until Friday #and I’m going to have to deal with dishes and cooking and I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing in the kitchen #add to that taking care of my pets so I can’t even just crash with a friend #Jesus fucking Christ I’m sobbing right now and I feel so nauseous #the best part is that I’ve actually taken my meds every day except today #so I guess I’m just a wreck :)))))) #someone just make it stop #make me normal and functional #please #I can’t handle this

[hypnowave]

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#mmm. mmmmm. #sometimes u wake up and shower and look in the mirror at your wide hips and narrow shoulders and u think #''damn this trans stuff is really delusional isn't it'' because no matter how hard you try you're never going to pass #because you can't get top surgery and can't get hormone therapy and can't safely learn to lower your voice #and you have a couple irls who know about your actual identity but you're certain they don't actually see you as male #except your sister and your best friend #you have a woman's body and a woman's voice and are living a woman's life and nothing you do seems to ever change that #it all feels so fucking pointless sometimes. #figures. one of my classmates presented her essay draft today and it was about whether or not being queer was nature or nurture #and it really hit a nerve. because people don't actually care which one it is. if it's nature then they will find this hypothetical gene #and they will purge it. #if it's nurture then they will do anything to stop the ''gay agenda'' because lgbtq+ behavior is deviant behavior and is therefore immoral #they would do anything to prevent us. we are an illness #i'm so tired. so fucking tired. i know i'm not male and i know i'll never be male and i wish i could just accept that #idk why i keep clinging to the notion that i am male . what's all this for? #i choose to carry this burden as if i'll get anything out of it. as if my time and energy wasn't needed elsewhere #my work. my final paper. my health. i'm so tired #i just wish i could stop caring. #jun.log #negative

[sexynetra]

oooh okay you are also a person who loves a long drive and a fun car harmony so i need to know: what are the best songs to sing to in the car ??

It really depends on the mood and the vibe!! I live in the Pacific Northwest so when I used to drive through the gorge I would play the twilight soundtrack a lot because the vibes were just so correct. I do a lot of musical theater so I can belt along, I have a playlist of drag queen music for when I’m feeling high energy, my usual slightly sad lesbian songs, and then sometimes I go old school with some dad rock or some soul and r&b (no harmonies will ever go as hard as Earth Wind and Fire and I’ll die on that hill) and then on the rare occasion I will blast my 2008-2016 nostalgia music :)

#I literally listen to everything except edm like #lately it’s been broadway drag queens and sad lesbians #sometimes in the summer it’s country #often I just find one song that I can’t get out of my brain and i have to listen to it on loop for a bit #I just really love music #I mean damn sometimes it’s choral yknow or piano or Swan lake #or if they had it on Spotify; classic Barbie movie soundtracks #I love music so much :)))))) #and I love singing at the top of my lungs when I drive so much :)))) #right now my car music is dodie and madisenxoxo mainly #asks #thecollectionsof

[bigfishthemusical]

literally now I’ve been so stressed out about this for the last hour doing nothing because it’s all so stupid.

#I have to go shopping with the designer. but it’s technically illegal for her to drive me since I’m a student and she’s a teacher. but she #literally drove me all over the place this summer when she was my boss. and that job overlapped with school hours. so like. fucking explodes #she’s literally made exceptions for other people in the past for this same damn thing. and last week she said it wasn’t a problem. but now #all of a sudden it is. girl I don’t have time for this shit. I’m barely on top of all my other classes as is!!