the worst part about e/riel is that if SJM goes that route, we’d just get another Velaris book. And I am SO TIRED OF THE NIGHT COURT!!!
Az won’t take Elain on his super secret dangerous spying missions. Idc how much sleuthing she does with the twins, he would never put her in harm’s way. He doesn’t think she can handle “dangerous” things. Plus, he already gets caught enough as it is (so much for being spymaster 🙄). He has no ties outside of the Night Court. I assume their story would take place in Velaris and that just sounds so insanely boring to me.
At least with Lucien, she’d travel. He can take her on emissary trips. She can go with him to the BoE manor, where they can discuss Koschei with Vassa. I think Lucien would let her do her own thing, in fear of being controlling. I think he would be supportive of her scrying (if it was something she felt the need to do) and other things the IC deemed too “dangerous” for her (but let Nesta do w/o a second thought for some reason??? 🤔).
Elain has been in Velaris for how long now and they all STILL treat her like she’s a child. We saw her claws come out a bit in ACOSF and I really, truly do believe some time away from Velaris and the IC will allow her to bloom fully.
For the love of the Cauldron and all things Made, Sarah, give us something other than the Night Court. ANYTHING. I’d take the pocket of air Rhys hides the Winter Solstice presents in over Velaris atp 😭
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was thinking about this moment (as one does) and... can we talk about how even after jan flicks his tongue nace stays there for second before leaning back?
also what were nace's intentions? did he lean in for a smooch? a kissy kiss on the lips? did he want to tease jan? to tease the audience? what was his reasoning? this moment haunts me and consumes my every waking thought
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daya fucking bosco on the shared tour bus 🫣
i'm a fic prompt generator so there isn't enough space in their tiny coffin-like tour bus beds for carnal tour bus relations to occur in a sexy/practical way so they have to get their own personal dayasco bang bus i mean tour bus and it has a huge airbrushed version of that art of them kissing on the side of it
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Honestly i get so excited when i see bring me the horizon content/interviews that has all of the members featured like plz this isnt brendon at the disco you can show the other guys besides oli and occasionally jordan!!
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Simon Riley Headcanons
random headcanons that i have of olderbf!Simon.
Olderbf!Simon who sees you stressing about the way the economy is shit and everything is so expensive.
Olderbf!Simon who rolls his eyes knowing his years of savings and his income will make you and the next generation live comfortably. Why did you even go to college? There was nothing or no one else to spend it on anyways.
Olderbf!Simon who loves that you don't want to work a regular 9-5 or that you don't want to work a regular job in general. You instead have side gigs when you're bored. Your friend needed an extra pair of hands for a work assignment? Sure. Once a month event staff for whatever concert is in town? You love that.
Olderbf!Simon who watches the silly tiktoks and mini vlogs you make while he is away. He doesn't actually have tiktok downloaded but you always send him the videos you make.
Olderbf!Simon who agrees to do one of the tiktok trends with you. The one where it goes "I'm a ____ of course I ______." You didn't need to tell him how it worked. You showed him one video and he understood the assignment.
"I'm a Military wife. Of course, my husband has a side piece."
"I will literally k*ll myself before I look at another woman."
"It was a joke."
"Not a funny one, love."
Olderbf!Simon who is used to your hyperfixations changing every month. His "office" is filled with trinkets and collectibles of your newest obsessions. As a matter of fact, the whole apartment is filled with your stuff. At this point, you'll need to make new storage or get rid of things.
"I think I may have a problem or adhd. Some sort of mental illness."
"I think it's time to get a house."
Olderbf!Simon who lets you pick everything. The only thing he did was give the money. As long as you're happy he didn't care where he lived or what the colors of the bathroom walls were.
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thank goodness for this valentino event i need winnie content i need to see his outfit i need him to have a reason to remember his instagram password
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