More cuphead dlc incorrect quotes (Sprocket is the name of a gold gnome who is Glumstone's best friend.)
Walter:聽I鈥檓 telling you, my team is competent.
Sprocket, rushing in:聽Walter! Glumstone tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
2. Glumstone:聽Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Walter:聽Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Sprocket:聽Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Walter:聽If you touch my birthday cake I鈥檒l make you eat your hands!
3. Glumstone:*whispering*Hey,what time is it?
Sprocket:Dunno,let me check *plays trumpet loud*
Walter:*from his house*WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING A TRUMPET AT 2:00 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!??
Sprocket:It鈥檚 2:00 am.
4. Glumstone:聽Walter won鈥檛 come out of his room!
Mortimer:聽Just tell him I said something.
Glumstone:聽Like what?
Mortimer:聽Anything factually incorrect.
Glumstone, shrugging:聽If you say so.
Walter, arriving moments later:聽Did you just say the sun is a PLANET!?
5. Walter:聽The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Mortimer:聽Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Glumstone:聽YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
6. *out grocery shopping*
Sprocket:聽*takes a free sample twice*
Sprocket:聽Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel!
7. Penelope:聽You鈥檇 be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Bernard:聽Oh, you鈥檇 be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
8. Lucy:聽You have to apologize to them Walter.
Walter:聽Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
9. Lucy:聽That was so hot, Walter.
Walter:聽I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Lucy:聽I'm so in love with you.
10. *the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Walter:聽You鈥檙e acting pretty carefree for someone who鈥檚 life鈥檚 at stake. Who鈥檚 to say you aren鈥檛 the killer?
Lucy:聽It鈥檚 a murder, not a tax audit. I鈥檒l be fine.
Glumstone:聽What about Penelope? Nobody ever suspects Penelope!
Penelope:聽Well what about Anthony? They have a gun!
Anthony:聽Walter has a knife.
Walter:聽Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Glumstone in the arm*
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Wait, if Cinnamon lives near Glumstone, does that mean he's had to encounter/interact with Glumstone a few times? If so, how did their first meeting go and what kind if relationship do they have now?
(no they don't talk they ignore eachother lmfao)
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I have this little image floating in my head, it's tiny Glumestone riding on the head or back of a giant gnome and I'd draw it myself if I didn't suck at drawing, so if anyone wants to draw it, please do and thank you for drawing it.
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