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#Golden Butter Cookie Tag
cookierunauprompts · 3 months
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I was thinking about Shadow Milk and thought it be cool if like he meets a cookie with similar powers as his... But like.. Dolls. Like they're powerful and can bring sentient life to inanimate dolls and toys they create that do their bidding to protect their creator. But in stark contrast to Shadow Milk, the other just wants to live a peaceful life...
Sorry, I needed to get this out of my head.
added a bit more to this since I got inspired, but here you go anon!
Requested Prompts #17 - 💓
It was a peaceful day within your realm, the toy-box. You, Golden Butter Cookie, had the ability to create dolls with sentient life out of almost nothing, you just needed some basic materials and boom! instant doll servants... You guess. You created this entire realm just to escape the pressure of your duties as one of the saviors of cookie kind, it was a stressful job, y'know? But... these days, you just remained in your realm. Many would call you a coward, or apathetic towards the fate of your people. But it would be a one against five battle! You can't win against your own strength times'd by five! But, even though you're hidden away. That doesn't stop certain annoyances from pestering you. You finished your walk over to the pile of dolls, crouching down to look at the cookie buried underneath them. " ...Shadow Milk Cookie," You began in a tired tone, your eyelids narrowed at him. " How many times have I told you to stop coming here? I already told you my answer." The blue-toned cookie underneath the pile of plushies grinned. " And I keep telling you that you'll change your mind once you see all the fun we're having!" He exclaimed, a light, sadistic glint shimmered in his eyes. You groaned, he was always like this, always so insistent. " I'm not interested, I've already seen what you and the others are now calling 'fun' and I have to say that it's rather boring." You rest your head in your hand, tilted at angle. Witches above you just wanted to get this over with so he'd leave you alone for the next week or so. " Oh come on! You can't seriously be saying that!" He whined, squirming underneath the pile. With a sigh, you released him from your security measures slowly. " Just come watch one of my shows! Then you'll see!" He looked almost desperate for a second before it was covered up with hopeful glee. And yet, as you always had. " I'd rather not, knowing what you're into these days." You'd say, rejecting his offer on the spot. You could see the flash of disappointment go through his eyes, but it soon disappeared. " Suit yourself!" He beamed, but what happened next was rather... different than how these things usually go. He grabbed your cheeks, then leaned in and planted an over-dramatic kiss on your forehead with an exaggerated 'mwah!'. He then let go, taking a step back with a wide grin on his face. " I'll be heading out now, but I'll be back like always! Love you!" Was all he left you with before he left the toy-box. To say you were surprised would be the least of it. You held your hand up to your forehead just to check if he'd done anything, but no, it was just a simple kiss. Yet it wasn't so simple, was it? he'd never done that before, it was new. You both hoped that he'd do it again the next time he visited, and that he wouldn't for fear of your feelings towards him becoming too complicated. Except what both you and he didn't know, was that this would be his last visit.
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starlightsugar · 13 days
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I can’t believe that I missed nearly two weeks of
Daily CRK Headcanon!
[HEADCANONS NO. 42-54]
Golden Cheese Cookie is the shortest of all the Ancients.
Butter Roll Cookie and Butter Pretzel Cookie (from Ovenbreak) are estranged siblings.
Cream Unicorn Cookie wears leg warmers to help disguise their hooves.
Wildberry Cookie and Raspberry Cookie are like siblings to one another.
Oyster Cookie is secretly a lesbian, and feels very conflicted about it.
Mala Sauce Cookie and Capsaicin Cookie are also like siblings to one another.
Cherry Blossom Cookie and Cherry Cookie live in a renovated van, and started traveling after their parents died.
Financier Cookie wants to adopt a child someday.
Raspberry Cookie is very extroverted and has a lot of friends.
Once in a while the Cookies of Darkness will have a group self-care day, and it’s the only day when they sort of get along.
Royal Margarine Cookie once encountered Kumiho Cookie, and that meeting quickly led to an intense out-rizzing competition.
When Cotton Cookie dies, she will turn into a frost spirit and get to travel the world with her best friend for all eternity.
Rockstar Cookie and Parfait Cookie are siblings.
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kiestrokes · 5 months
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Soft Hours: the autumnal special | SFW
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The Vibe: a couple of autumn themed excursions.
Idol Casting: Christian Yu aka DPR Ian. Jeong Yunho of ATEEZ. Byun Baekhyun of EXO.
🗝️Note: a soft hour post means I don’t have to list all the typical shit: i.e. the warnings, the summary, the cross posting to ao3. It is a non-betaed post of just ✨ vibes ✨
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🎃Christian Yu Laying on the couch trying to convince him to come settle down with you. He’s making all the snacks but all you want is that tattooed body covering you like a weighted blanket. You have no choice but to accompany him in the kitchen when he busts out the Halloween sugar cookies. “You can’t make those by themselves, they're gross.” Christian scratches his head looking at the box, “I think they’re fine?” You sigh and climb out of the nest you’d burrowed into on the sofa. “Come on, let me show you how the pros make them” he helps you smoosh chocolate chip cookies into the bottom of the pan, followed by a layer of Halloween creme Oreos. He holds the bowl as you scrape the brownie batter into the pan. He laughs when you lick the spatula and grabs your face, fingers slotting either of your ears to kiss this batter from the corners of your mouth. “Mmm, you’re right brown butter does make a difference.” You roll your eyes, but his affection and assistance have already baked about any residual annoyance under the heat of his sunny personality. Christian watches as you top the batter carefully with the ghost sugar cookies. He opens the oven, and you place them inside. “Slutty brownies, ghost face edition coming right up” Christian leans on the counter face lowering to yours “what makes them slutty?” “Because chocolate has to get with every candy on the shelf.” Christian laughs and is still laughing when he tugs your face to his for a more lingering kiss.
🦃Jeong Yunho It's friendsgiving, everyone has eaten their fill and ready to settle in for turkey naps. The Proposal is playing in the background, a sleepy Yunho jerks awake in his upright position near your feet. He eyes your legs before collapsing between them to snuggle up in a comfier position. You laugh and stroke his hair; he drags his cheek happily against your thigh like the golden retriever he is. Another friend covers him with a blanket, and you drift off to sleep together. Dreaming of Betty White and the vocals of Lil John & The East Side Boyz. When you wake Yunho is spread eagle on his back, draped across your body like a human blanket and your friends have taken numerous photos and tagged the two of you in instagram stories and tiktok edits. You laugh watching them, causing Yunho's still sleeping head to bounce on your stomach. He groggily rolls over and watches them with you, with sleep squinted eyes.
🍁Byun Baekhyun You don’t even bother knocking, you know he’s still tucked away in bed. Thats exactly where you find him. You let out a soft laugh, and he cracks one eye open as you place the two maple lattes and pumpkin breads on the nightstand. He lazily watches as you climb onto the bed next to him. Baekhyun reaches for you as soon as you get within distance. He tugs your face to his for a kiss before you have time to brace yourself or climb under the covers. “Good morning.” He mumbles against your lips, and you fumble to join him underneath the covers. Dozing between sips of coffee, bites of toasted bread and of course kisses in the cool autumnal sunrise that's filtering through the curtains.
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neopronouns · 13 days
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starpainteraesic | embracenightaesic
starpainteraesic: a gender aesthetically related to butter pretzel cookie's starlight painter costume from 'cookie run: ovenbreak'; a butter pretzel cookie's starlight painter aesthetigender
embracenightaesic: a gender aesthetically related to crowberry cookie's embracer of the night costume from 'cookie run: ovenbreak'; a crowberry cookie's embracer of the night aesthetigender
[pt: starpainteraesic: a gender aesthetically related to butter pretzel cookie's starlight painter costume from 'cookie run: ovenbreak'; a butter pretzel cookie's starlight painter aesthetigender
embracenightaesic: a gender aesthetically related to crowberry cookie's embracer of the night costume from 'cookie run: ovenbreak'; a crowberry cookie's embracer of the night aesthetigender. end pt]
last set (probably) of crob costume aesthetigenders for myself!
tags: @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @en8y, @macchiane, @genderstarbucks, @sugar-and-vice-mogai, @freezingnarc | dni link
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Here I just copied and pasted it, enjoy
First of thanks for tagging me in that little fic between arcane egg and shadow milk, it made me so happy but also so very sad. For as much as I put my little cookie through I just want her to be happy. The more I look at the “it takes two au”, the more I realize that this arcane egg has the worst time. Like ever.
Warnings for: suicide ideation, suicidal thoughts, and attempted suicide, feel free to skip this post.
Which leads to this scenario, it takes place at arcane egg’s lowest point. I imagine that the force kept in her soul jam has been released, probably by dark enchantress, she probably exploited arcane eggs rapidly growing hopelessness to break it. And so releases the nightmares / hungry one’s that then take arcane egg as some sort of host / center point, since I don’t know if you noticed but their just full of suffering.
Anyways plot ensues and I imagine golden butter is able to enter what ever plane / abyss arcane is with the help of the other beasts ,since their obviously they care about arcane egg especially shadow milk cookie. So golden butter finds her and is like
“Cmon we gotta get you out of here“
And arcane egg is like “no”
“??? What do you mean no”
“I mean no, I’m not leaving. But I know that the hungry ones are a problem so you should just kill it.”
And golden butter is like, wouldn’t that kill you? And arcane egg replies yup that’s the plan… THE PLAN?!?
Golden butter is obviously not gonna do because why would she. And if arcane egg doesn’t only have major self hate issues, unresolved feelings for shadow milk cookie, but also unresolved feelings for golden butter than omg. Arcane egg wants to die, full stop at this point.
And so arcane egg just starts pleading, begging for her death to golden butter. Much to her horror I imagine. Like full on mental breakdown, it starts to show not only her depression but her slight insanity is the best way I can describe it. Arcane egg is in full hysterics just begging 
“Please please, I don’t want to be here anymore. I don’t want to be awake. It’s to much!”
And will arcane egg ever explain why, no of course not. And that’s for two reasons, first as stated previously she’s the very definition of the meme “I’ll keep all my feelings here, and than one day I’ll die”, and secondly if they tells them her feelings they’ll surely hate her. And that’s so much worse than death, especially for someone who’s as soul crushingly devoted as arcane egg is to those they care about.
So at one point arcane egg just tries to get golden weapon so she can just do it herself, obviously golden resists and like it’s not a good time all around.
How would golden butter react, how would the others react, shadow milk? I don’t know honestly because this scenario is just so so depressing it’s actually ridiculous .
Anyways thanks for listening to this very disorganized rambling. Hope I don’t make you go sad, see ya!
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You have given me ideas, friend.
Warnings; Suicide idelation, thoughts of suicide and Attempted assited suicide, getting knocked out by magic.
Be warned
She knew the moment they step foot into her resisidence. She felt the moment they were searching for her. She hated it- Hated this.
The buzzing between her jam- her formeraly cripsy layer had cracks in it. It looked and honestly felt quite painful as she traced them over, she could tell just by looking down to her neck that it was likely she already had cracks on her face.
(She was on a timer- It wasn't something that someone had to tell you. Sometimes you just know. You know you're dying and that you can't be saved.)
(Arcane Egg was on a timer- perhaps she had always been on a timer.)
Gazing at their soul Jam they saw the former once bright color shift darker. The outer layers almost pure black as what looked like cracks slowly crept towards the center. Its then they bend their head to spot the neckless laying on them.
They reach their hand up to cup the neckless for a moment- and they stare as liquid drips from their face. She release the neckless was they reach their hand up to rub their eyes.
She doesn't even recognize her voice for a moment as she whispers, "Its better this way." It throws her off as she looks around, before she settles, realizing its her voice. Its raspy, horse and sounds dead.
Its a bitter thing, perhaps just like they feel.
They close their eyes with a shudder as they almost feel the group split up- one of them seemingly coming her direction. For a moment it comes to her.
(She's too cowardly to do it herself, to scared, too terrifyed of the consequences for herself, but what if?)
(Surely one of the others would be willing?)
(Surely they would do it- They understood the consequences if it doesn't- Even if the rest didn't- Then surely wouldn't Golden Butter be willing?)
So they stay. They stay in that spot as they sit there and they feel the moment someone steps within their range.
They know who it is the moment they speak.
"..Arcane Egg Cookie... why- are you okay?!" She feels Golden Butter rush over and turn her to face them. She sees the frantic look on the others face as she carefully looks over the newly formed cracks.
Golden butter slowly traces over what they can only assume to be a crack on their face. Slowly she speaks, "We gotta get you out of here." She tries to pull Arcane up, but stalls when the other just sits there. "...Arcane Egg?..."
She shakes her head, "No." She replies.
Golden Butter freezes, "..Arcane.. what do you mean by no?" Arcane shakes her head as Golden Butter grabs her shoulders, "Arcane what do you mean by no?"
Arcane egg shakes off Golden Butters hands, "I'm not leaving. The hungry ones are a problem that need to be gotten rid of, but I need help to do it." She looks Golden Butter right in the eye as a slow on coming horror falls into them.
Golden butter is shaking, and shes shaking badly.
"w-wouldn't that kill you?" She stutters over herself, "Wouldn't that demand your death at this point- Arcane there are other ways we can look into-" Arcane Egg raises a hand, "This is the plan. It has always been the plan." Her voice is resigned, as she drops her hand.
Golden Butter went still as Arcane Egg continued, "...I'm sorry... Golden Butter, I need you to kill me, I need this all to stop." Golden egg shakes her head as she reaches out a hand and grabs on Arcanes wirst, "I- Acrane- I- I can't, I refuse." She shakes her head frantically.
Arcane Egg stares at her as Golden Butter shakes and grips onto them. Arcane Egg looks down, "You have to Goldie.. There... There isn't another option, This is the only choice-"
"NO!" Golden Butter shouts.
Arcane Egg stares at golden Butter, looking slightly frazzles as a wild look begins to form in their eyes. "You have to goldie- no else will understand- you- you have to- there isn't another option you have to-" Golden Butter shakes her head, "I- I can't, I refuse."
Arcane eaches out and grabs onto Golden Butter who pauses in their shaking, "You- You have to Goldie- Please- please you have to- I can't- I can't take any of this anymore- PLeas being awake- living like this- I can't- I can't take it-" They feel something press onto the side of their neck.
They look at Golden butter desperatly, "please please, I don't want to be here anymore- I don't- I can't- please- I can't stand being awake- its ts too much-" Slowly their breathing slowers as they slur over their words as Golden butters magic takes hold.
The other kneels down, tears falling down her face, "I'm- I'm so sorry Arcane- I- I promise, I'll make it better, we'll make you better." A kiss presses to their forehead as they feel themselve slip away, "You- You deserve so much- far more then what the world has handed to you."
They slip into the unconiousness with a wheeping friend holding onto them with a wild desperation.
And slowly another cookie comes around the cornor. He swallows, "I'll carry her." Golden Butter swirls over to him, "Shado-" He shakes his head, "..Not... Not now....just.... lets just focus on Arcane."
Its moments as golden butter slowly releases her hold on Arcane that Shadow Milk cookie picks her up and the pair begin walking back.
ooh boy this one was a large one, Hope you like it!
Also note for you or anyone else who has ideas regarding cookie run kingdom. Check out my sideblog @revisitingfandoms. I do writing requests there.
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pheita · 6 months
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OC Recipe Tag
I was tagged by @tabswrites a few days ago but too busy.
Here we are
Tagging @writernopal @thebejeweledwatercat @abalonetea @cljordan-imperium @ashen-crest @ettawritesnstudies
Rules: share a recipe your OC would make, either one passed down to them or one they found all by themselves. Bonus if you have an actual recipe to link! Some OCs can't cook to save their lives, but let's talk about the ones who can! :D
I do this for Sojan, because this man loves to cook and bake, it calms him.
Somewhere in the series, I mention something I named winter man which is some bastardization of a German tradition of Stutenkerle for St. Nicholas Day on December 6th in some areas of the country where children get some sweet doughy figures kinda of looking like gingerbread man, but about 10 inch tall often with a clay pipe in their hands and with dried fruits and nuts as face and buttons pressed on them. They are actually made of sweet yeast dough with some spices. Have the recipe for some future cold night treats coming. I wrote it down in the metric measures I know but did the conversion to cups for my fellow American folks because I know how much converting recipes sucks.
Dislcaimer for my German friends: That is the version I grew up with. I know there are plenty of variations of this out there.
Stutenkerls (Sweet Dough Guys [yes that's the literal translation, don't sue me])
220ml milk 3/4 cup and 3 Tblsp
500g wheat flour 4 1/2 cups
80g granulated sugar 1/3 cup
1 tblsp lemon zest
1 package dry yeast
100g butter 1/2 cup (little less than a stick)
1 egg
honey
1 teaspoon cinnamon
dried fruits and nuts to your liking, traditional are almonds and raisins
Warm up the milk to be still comfortable to touch, and add a teaspoon of honey and dry yeast. Let it sit for 10-15 min to create a pre-dough.
In the meantime, weigh your other ingredients and prepare the oversized cookie cutter. You can either cut out a figure shape from a box and cut around it later, or get a huge gingerbread man cutter at least 8 inches big.
Add sugar, flour, lemon zest, cinnamon, and butter and knead it until a smooth slightly sticky dough comes together. Let it rise for at least 45 minutes, 1h is better.
Once it has risen, roll it out about an inch /2,5cm thick and cut out your figures. If you don't want to cut them out or have a cutter, you can also form them by parting the dough in 6 portions and rolling them into thick logs you can cut into to create the limbs and head.
Preheat your oven to 180°C/ 375°C Fahrenheit. Put your little figure on a backing tray and cover them with egg wash. Create a face and little decorations with nuts and dried fruits. You can even bend and twist the limbs into various positions if you feel up to it.
Bake for around 20 minutes until golden brown. If you feel fancy, you can dust the freshly baked sweet dough guys with granulated sugar or a cinnamon/sugar mix to make them extra sweet.
Note: I also omitted the whole nuts and fruits thing sometimes and went in with chocolate piped in thin lines as face and so on. Be creative.
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mentallyrecovering · 11 months
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Lily's Nightmare
(so this story will be called Lily's nightmare to keep it simple. Tags will be "lily's nightmare 1..2..3" you get the idea.)
This is a horror so Content warning flor Blood/injury/death stuff so read at your own risk
I hope you like the story! feedback is appreciated
Lily ran terrified into the field letting out an ear piercing scream. Her heart was pounding in her chest. Sweat dripped down her face as she tried desperately to outrun the thing behind her. Her feet sank into the mud slowing her down. It seemed like something was keeping her from running, a barrier that she couldn't cross. The house was right in front of her but no matter how fast she ran it just seemed like she was going slower and slower. the house kept getting
Farther and farther away. She fell into the mud, skinning her knee, and turned around looking at what was before her.
The monster was so dark it was barely visible in the nighttime sky, white teeth glimmered with saliva as it licked its lips. Fangs were visible as it grinned eagerly to sink its teeth into her. Panting, it raised its hand to show three long fingers with razor sharp claws. Red eyes shined; they were the only thing you could see beside the teeth. Lily looked at the house behind her as she waited for the monster to strike. The house was her childhood home. Christmas lights adorned the roof, flashing red and green lights alternated on the bushes in front of the house. A Christmas tree could be seen in the living room window. She could smell her mom’s freshly baked peanut butter blossom cookies.
Letting out a snarl, Lily’s attention was brought back to the monster. Its claws striked hard and fast into her stomach, pain radiated everywhere in her body. Blood oozed out of the wound as she screamed in terror and pain. The eyes of the monster pierced her soul and she felt a chill down to her core. She looked at the house once more and saw her mom in the window wrapping Christmas presents. She tried to scream for help but her mother just kept wrapping presents.
Lily closed her eyes knowing her wound was fatal, all she did was lay on the ground breathing heavily. The blood dripping from her wound felt warm and sticky while the mud felt cold. It was an odd feeling to be both warm and cold at the same time. She closed her eyes waiting for death to come. Giving up was the only option. She couldn't run, couldn't scream, couldn't stop the bleeding, the only thing she could do was die.
Suddenly she felt something warm and soft in her hand. Her golden retriever Shiner was sitting next to her begging to be pet. Lily looked around confused. Where was she? Is she in heaven? Is she in hell? Wasnt she just dying? Where's the monster? Looking around curiously but apprehensive she viewed the room and suddenly it was familiar. It was back at her home, the run she was running towards a second ago. But instead of Christmas it was decorated for thanksgiving. She could smell a turkey cooking. Maybe it was just a dream? Maybe she fell asleep? But she didn’t remember what she was doing before. Did she even sleep? She looked down at her knee and it had a scab of where she skinned it before. What is going on?
Lily felt a cold chill and looked at the doorway to the living room, the monster with its red eyes was looking at her grinning with its fangs. She bolted for the door….
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cookierunauprompts · 3 months
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I had a vision
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They switched outfits. (Tried drawing Arcane Egg)
( @azure-buttercups pspsp come look)
!!!! Outfit swap!!! Goldie looks so cute in Arcane Egg's outfit!! Shadow Milk also looks super duper silly in goldie's outfit. Arcane Egg looks great as well!!!
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✅ What’s something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don’t mean to?
Food and cooking. I don't know that I ever started out planning on food/cooking being in my fanfics - it certainly didn't show up in the early stuff, the pre-Marvel stuff, but once I wandered into the X-Men/Avenger traffic lanes, I found it trickling in. Bobby eating strawberry ice cream (a lot - seems to be his preferred - even in X2 in the dickfruit scene with Logan, he's eating ice cream right out of the carton, and if you look really closely, it's Baskin-Robbins strawberry) and popsicles. Logan eating the WORST things when he's got pregnancy (it wasn't mpreg - it was Emma's telepathy because Logan pissed her off, he wasn't actually pregnant) cravings or when he's got no taste because his soulmate connection with Scott hasn't kicked in. Tony trying Logan's pregnancy cravings in the fic where Thor tries peanut butter for the first time and reacts to it like a golden lab getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth and freaking out and thinking Loki's cursed the peanut butter. I have a whole bakery AU fic that I went bonkers out of my way describing pie and bread and cookies and pastries. Big Sandwich Night is all about constructing a giant sandwich as a holiday tradition. Bonding over food is HUGE - either ordering massive amounts of take-out or cooking big meals together, the food is important as a symbol of feeding the found family's comfort with each other. In another, Tony learns that his college roommate Loki knows how to cook, and he gets to help in the kitchen over Yule when Loki and Frigga fix a meal together. Restaurants are thoroughly researched - I know where so many good-sounding (and sometimes really fuck off expensive but not always) restaurants are in so many cities, and I've seen their menus, and choosing those places and the meals are just as important to my fics as the actual characters.
🤭 Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?
Ones I tend to use a lot are "[Character name] needs a hug" and "[Character name] is a good friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife." I don't know if I have a favorite tag I use, but those are pretty regular ones.
🥰 How do you feel about reader interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your fics?
I LOVE reader interaction - IF the readers who are commenting are being encouraging, positive, kind, enthusiastic, emoji-laden, key-smash excited, and if they tell me actual things in the fics themselves that really got them laughing, crying, screaming. If the readers want to comment with hate bullshit or con crit or to tell me how I'm not using punctuation to *their* standards, nah, they can pass me by. But the people who just want to love on the fic I post for free will be given free unconditional love and a metaphoric kitten. I'm always open to receiving questions about my fics! Sometimes it makes me think of things in a way I hadn't and will open the door to more creative brain moments in the future.
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walnutcookie · 1 year
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REQUESTS CLOSED UNTIL I FINISH MY CURRENT ONES
Hello and welcome ! ! !
my names Almond/Madness! (he/him)
im a guy whos purpose in life is to just be silly Please be niceys to me
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• Minor
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(my main ones at least)
• Cookie Run
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• Splatoon
• DHMIS
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BLORBOS!!!
• ALMOND COOKIE!!!
• WALNUT COOKIE!!!
• ROGUEFORT COOKIE!!!
• eclair cookie
• earl grey cookie
• reporter cookie
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• timekeeper cookie
• cream unicorn cookie
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Ships i like
comforts!
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• captain 3 x agent 8 x agent 4
others
• host x roguefort x reporter
• raspberry x parfait
• sea fairy x moonlight
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• hollyberry x golden cheese (i mean poly ancients but)
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• eclair x cherry blossom
too many to list others HZVXKWZ
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Pleeeease ask me about my blorbos i love talking abt them /nf
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🌩️✧・゚Welcome!✧・゚🌩️
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Majority of my posts are not rebloggable. This is for my own comfort, perhaps when I get more comfortable I'll let my future posts be rebloggable.
If you are LGBTQIA+ phobic, that does include not supporting their lifestyle. TERFs included.
If you are a NSFW blog. This blog is supposed to be safe for people of all ages.
If you don't support BLM, Stop Asian Hate, etc.
You support p*dophillia, beastiality, incest, or any controversial ship. Ships that include abuse are also included.
Involved in any drama. I don't want to be dragged into any drama. This has happened to me before and I don't like it.
If you hate on other people just for liking a certain fandom.
If you are a Zionist.
A Devsister/Vivziepop defender
Some of the things I'm interested in are below (ones in bold are current hyperfixations, they are bound to change):
Bluey
Cookie Run (Kingdom + Ovenbreak + Witch's Castle, favorite Cookie is Golden Cheese Cookie, Matcha Cookie in 2nd place)
Please talk to me about Golden Cheese Cookie and Matcha Cookie. Specifically, if you ship Butter Roll Cookie x Matcha Cookie, please do not interact.
Professor Layton
Epithet Erased (+ Prison of Plastic, favorite character is Naven Nuknuk)
Elemental (Disney Pixar)
Hollow Knight/Silksong
Adventure Time (+ Fionna and Cake)
The Owl House
Aggretsuko
Moomin (+ Moominvalley)
And More!
Other info about me:
I have trust issues. I do have Cookie Run Kingdom OCs, but I will not show them here.
I get anxious very, very easily. So please don't tag me or mention me in anything.
Please, please don't mention the ships Shadow Milk Cookie x Pure Vanilla Cookie or White Lily Cookie x Shadow Milk Cookie. It makes me very uncomfortable. I don't hate you if you do ship it, just do not mention it to me. In my ask box or DMs.
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averag3-histori4n · 11 days
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"I will rewrite history... my way."
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Greetings! My name is Honey Butter Cookie, and I come from the Golden Cheese— Wait, no... Creme Republic! I am the personal historian of the Consul Clotted Cream Cookie, so all questions or letters you need to give him, I can pass them onto his desk for you. My mother? Well, I can't really tell you about that...
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the mod for this roleplay account is @naomzikku. if you have any other asks unrelated to roleplays, asks, or ooc things, just ask that account instead. feel free to check out interact lists and more info there!
– naomzikku
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RULES :
1. Please do not send in NSFW asks. The mod is very uncomfortable with those.
2. Other OC's or canon CRK characters are able to interact if you want to!
3. OC x Canon or OC x OC is definitely alright! As long as it isn't anything involving pedophilia, yandere themes, or anything disgusting in general.
4. the tags for my posts are:
answered asks ✧ 🍯🧈
ooc ✧ 🍯🧈
roleplay ✧ 🍯🧈
and that's all!! feel free to roleplay or ask questions anytime :)
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udo0stories · 22 days
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Easy version of your favorite chocolate chip cookies? Friends, we had to do it! All the flavor is still present in these vegan, gluten-free, chocolate chip cookie bars—you just need to skip the hand mixer, chilling, and scooping steps! Simply spread, stir, and bake. Plus, you only need one bowl and eight ingredients! They are almost too simple to be true—perfectly chewy, buttery, sweet, and flecked with melt-in-your-mouth chocolate chunks. Now that you have your preferred mixing bowl, let us bake! How to Prepare Gluten-Free, Vegan Cookie Bars The base ingredients of these vegan + gluten-free cookie bars are flax egg for binding, brown sugar for sweetness and crisping edges, and vanilla and melted vegan butter for traditional cookie flavors! We mix them first, then move on to the dry ingredients! Sea salt brings out the flavors in every grain of our gluten-free flour blend, which is the gluten-free G.O.A.T. for simulating the texture of all-purpose flour. Baking powder also adds some lift. There is only one more ingredient needed, and it is possibly the most crucial of them all: chocolate chunks or chips! For a little crunch, we also enjoy adding walnuts, but feel free to ignore this if you are not a fan of nuts in cookies. These cookie bars should be a hit with you! They are: squishyCreamyTentativeJust right sweetnessadorned with chocolateGluten-free and vegan without a trace! Enjoy these with a glass of nondairy milk, and you will be in cookie heaven. Alternatively, try them with our 5-Minute Caffeine-Free Chai or Vegan Hot Cocoa if the weather is chilly. Additional Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipes Tell us if you give this recipe a try! Do not forget to rate it, comment, and tag @minimalistbaker on Instagram. Salutations, companions! Preparation Time: Ten minutes Cooking Time: 25 minutes 35 minutes in total 16 servings (bars) Dessert Course Cuisine: Vegan and Gluten-Free freezer-safe for one month Does it hold up? 3–4 Days Cook in Mode Avoid having your screen go dark. 1 tsp flaxseed meal (for flax egg preparation) 2 ½ tablespoons water (for flax egg recipe) 3/4 cup of packed brown sugar (for different results, use coconut sugar instead; see notes). 1/2 cup melted vegan butter  One teaspoon vanilla extract One-third cup MB 1:1 GF Blend*, or an alternative gluten-free blend One-third tsp baking powder Half a teaspoon of sea salt Half a cup semi-sweet chocolate chunks or chips (we prefer Enjoy Life; make sure it is dairy-free as needed) Half a cup of finely chopped walnuts (optional, but suggested) Put parchment paper in an 8 x 8-inch baking pan and preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (176 degrees Celsius). Put aside. Combine the flaxseed meal and water in a medium-sized mixing bowl, then set aside to thicken for five minutes. Add vanilla, brown sugar, and melted vegan butter after that. Mix thoroughly to incorporate; the blend should solidify. Fold in baking powder, sea salt, and GF flour blend next. Finally, stir in the chocolate chips and optional walnuts until just combined. Pour the mixture into the lined baking pan and bake for 25–28 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown and the center is golden. Let cool at room temperature for at least 20 minutes before slicing into bars. The longer they sit, the better they will hold their shape, although we do love to enjoy them slightly warm! Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 3–4 days or in the freezer for up to 1 month. [embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV9QvGcPgTY[/embed] *We preferred the flavor and texture of brown sugar over coconut sugar. The brown sugar made the bars chewy, while the coconut sugar gave them a more wholesome flavor and a cakey, slightly crumbly texture.*If not gluten-free, you can try all-purpose flour in place of the gluten-free flour blend. We recommend starting with 1 ¼ cups, adding more as needed to achieve the consistency of the batter in the video.Nutrition information is a rough estimate calculated without optional ingredients.
Serving: 1 bar Calories: 148 Carbohydrates: 20.9 g Protein: 0.7 g Fat: 7.1 g Saturated Fat: 5.1 g Polyunsaturated Fat: 0 g Monounsaturated Fat: 0 g Trans Fat: 0 g Cholesterol: 0 mg Sodium: 135 mg Potassium: 34 mg Fiber: 0.7 g Sugar: 12.7 g Vitamin A: 0 IU Vitamin C: 0 mg Calcium: 31 mg Iron: 0.8 mg
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chefilona · 4 months
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CHEF ILONA: Hearty Squash Fishcakes
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Canned tuna has become a pantry essential, but in the last 40 years has declined in its consumption due to health and environmental concerns. I grew up as a first generation Canadian to parents who grew up in landlocked countries where seafood of any kind was a rarity and as such was not something we often ate at home except for tinned tuna. Its delicate pale flesh and not overtly fishy flavour combined with an affordable price tag became a regular in the meal rotation.
With concerns over to our personal and environmental health as it relates to tuna consumption, here are some things to contemplate when buying tinned tuna:
When you are looking to buy a sustainably caught product that is lower in mercury, it is imperative that you take a good read of the labels and do a little research ahead of time. Some tuna species are riskier for consumers than others. Albacore can contain three times more mercury than skipjack because albacore are big predators, capable of growing up to 1.4 meters. Typically, it is reasonable to assume the bigger and longer-lived a predatory fish is, the more mercury it tends to have accumulated in its flesh.
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As for sustainability, I have found that the Marine Stewardship Council is an excellent resource to refer to when looking to purchase seafood of any variety. Tunas range widely across the ocean, travelling thousands of kilometers during migrations. The tuna’s diets consist of fish, cephalopods, and crustaceans. Tuna fish require 25% of their body weight in food daily to maintain their energy requirements.
Hearty Squash Fishcakes
Chef ILona Daniel
Makes 16 fishcakes
1 ¾ cups canned pumpkin puree
3 x 5 ounce cans msc/sustainably caught tuna, drained
4 green onions sliced
½ corn kernels
½ cup carrot, grated
3 Tbsp cilantro, chopped
3 eggs
1 lime, juiced
1 tsp each cumin, paprika, Old Bay Seasoning, paprika, ground coriander & onion powder
2 ½ cup fresh breadcrumbs
Preheat the oven to 400F.
Mix all of the ingredients together in a bowl.
Using a large spring loaded ice cream scoop, portion and shape the mixture into flat patties onto a parchment lined cookie sheet that has been brushed with vegetable oil. Drizzle the top of the fish cakes with a little bit more vegetable oil or a little bit of melted butter for an extra flavour boost.
Bake at 400 for 15 minutes and then take the cookie sheet out of the oven, flip the cakes over and cook for an additional 10- 15 minutes. Both sides should be golden brown and crispy.
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I like to make sliders/burgers with tuna cakes. I pop them onto buns with sriracha mayo, tomato, lettuce, red onion and avocado. Soup, salad, or oven fries make great side dish options for the tuna burgers.
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bewitchingbooktours · 4 months
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Boss Level by Allyson Lindt - Deck the Halls with Books Holiday Extravaganza
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Holiday Lemon Cream Cheese Chocolate Chip Cookies
Christmas is getting close, and it’s always been one of my favorite holidays. I love picking the perfect gift for the people I care about and then seeing their faces when they open it. In my younger, less anti-social (or rather, less filled with work during normal hours) days, I could wander the malls forever (back when we had more malls here. And not really forever, but for a while). I love the lights, the people, the sounds, the smells… And the cooking. I get all kinds of domestic for Christmas. Or at least, a little. I like making sweets. The years have taught me that working with a bunch of guys (is it possible I pull story ideas from previous jobs? I’ll never tell 😉), a lot of them single, means that food makes great gifts for my coworkers. One year, two of my best friends at work were single guys. I found this cookie recipe and pretty much tried it out on them disguised as a Christmas gift. It went over so well that I’ve made it my go-to every year. I think the response was something like ‘next time you get bored, if you wanted to make these again…’. Making these will occupy my kitchen this weekend, at least for a little bit, because fortunately they’re really quick and easy to make. Lemon Cream Cheese Holiday Cookies Ingredients
1/2 cup butter, softened
1 3oz package cream cheese, softened
1 cup sugar
1 tablespoon milk
1 teaspoon lemon extract (you can substitute any kind of extract here. I’ve used cherry and orange as well. Sharper flavors stand out better)
1 1/4 cups flour
3/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup mini m&m’s
Red and green food color (optional)
Preparation
Preheat the oven to 350 F (176 c), grease 2 baking sheets
Beat together cream cheese and butter at medium speed
Beat in sugar, milk, and lemon (or other extract)
(optional) split mixture into two bowls. Add 2 drops of red food color to one, and 2 drops of green to the other. Divide flour into two equal parts.
Beat in flour, 1/4 cup at a time until blended.
Stir in chocolate chips and M and M’s
Drop rounded tablespoonfuls onto greased baking sheets, 2 inches apart.
Using a spoon, flatten each cookie slightly
Bake cookies for about 10 minutes, until set and golden.
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Boss Level
Three Player Tag-Team 
Book Six
Allyson Lindt
Genre:  Erotic Romance
Publisher: Acelette Press
Date of Publication:  12/24/2022
ISBN: 9781955518291
ASIN:  B0CJ83FY8P
Number of pages:  350
Word Count: 76,000
Cover Artist: Romance Premades
Tagline: Her Fake Fiancé is Her Childhood Sweetheart’s Husband
Description: 
Judith
It’s lonely at the top.
I knew it would be when I clawed my way up here, trading away favors and any personal life to get to where I am today, the head of the hottest new video game company in the industry.
When an old friend calls in one of those favors, I’m happy to help Xander out. His partner, Dominic, needs to impress some conservative clients, and showing up to get-to-know-you dinners with a heavily tattooed man on his arm isn’t the way to do it.
And there are far worse things in the world than pretending to be Dom’s fiancée.
When the fake kisses with Dominic start to feel real, I realize there’s something missing in my life. Worse, I’m starting to realize I never should’ve let Xander get away.
But the three of us together will bring everything we’ve worked for toppling down around us. There’s no way love is worth that kind of sacrifice.
  Books2Read     Amazon
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About the Author:
Award winning and USA Today Bestselling Author Allyson Lindt is a full-time geek and a fuller-time author. She likes her stories with sweet geekiness and heavy spice, and loves a sexy happily-ever-after. Because cubicle dwellers need love too.
Website: http://allysonlindt.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AllysonLindt
Newsletter: http://newsletter.allysonlindt.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AllysonLindt
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/author/allysonlindt
Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7024176.Allyson_Lindt
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freeblogwin · 10 months
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Unveiling the Secret Recipe for the Best Chocolate Chip Cookies Ever
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Hey, Tumblr cookie enthusiasts! Get ready to indulge your taste buds in the most heavenly treat—chocolate chip cookies that will make your heart skip a beat. I'm about to reveal the secret recipe for the best chocolate chip cookies you'll ever taste. Brace yourselves for a melt-in-your-mouth experience that will leave you craving more!
Ingredients:
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
1 cup brown sugar, packed
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cups chocolate chips (milk, dark, or a combination)
Instructions:
Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until light and fluffy.
Beat in the eggs one at a time, ensuring each is fully incorporated. Then, add the vanilla extract and mix well.
In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add the dry mixture to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. Be careful not to overmix.
Fold in the chocolate chips until they are evenly distributed throughout the cookie dough.
Using a cookie scoop or a spoon, drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto the prepared baking sheet, spacing them about 2 inches apart to allow for spreading.
Bake for 10 to 12 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown. The centers may appear slightly undercooked, but they will firm up as the cookies cool.
Remove the baking sheet from the oven and let the cookies cool on the sheet for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.
Once cooled, grab a cookie (or two!) and take a bite into pure bliss. The soft and chewy texture combined with gooey chocolate chips will make your taste buds dance with joy!
Tag your fellow cookie lovers and share your baking adventures in the comments below! Let's embrace the magic of homemade cookies and spread the love for this irresistible treat.
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