#Gonna tell this to my grandkids

[slowlywisecolor]

So today I was in lunch, and this guy I'm friends with is like "heyyy Tiffany" [my name is not Tiffany] and my crush who was sitting at that table with him just goes " Bruh, your names Tiffany, I've been calling you (my actual name)" and before I can go back on it and be like no I'm just ridiculous enough to have friends make up fake names for myself, literally every high-school boy at that table, all of whom I know, go "yeah you moron, her names fucking Tiffany"

So now, this poor kid is being trolled by half the school, because my real name is no where close to being Tiffany, and he is probably thinking he is indane

#ifttt #wth is happening #honestly wth #Poor kid #i cant breathe #high schoolers #generation z #Can't believe literally everyone he asked went along with it #what's her name? #tiffany #you sure? #Yea why are you not sure #Gonna tell this to my grandkids #As if I'll find a man #smhhhh #for real

[rottedbrainz]

@palettepainter made an OC that is also Zoots cousin, so I had to do the only right thing.

Liv is amazing and sweet and I already love her!

As always there's more drawings under the cut :D

Caleb, Lottie, Mick, and Liv belong to @palettepainter

Gabe belongs to @posies-and-bundles

He loves spending time with ALL of his grand kids. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Also Gabe (who belongs to @posies-and-bundles) wants to have a guys night, but Mick and Tibbs have other plans :(

#Tibbs originally was gonna say “Haha No.” but that was just a bit to mean for Tibbs to say #also my spelling and grammar have been shit lately not sorry #Zoot looks like an angry Tio with that expression #he just wants to be tall like the rest of his cousins man #Also Tibbs would force all of his grandkids to look through the photo album so he can tell them the story about every single picture #muppet ocs #muppet oc #Rose&Tibbs❤️ #zoot muppets #zoot muppet #zoe monster #zoe sesame street #animal muppet #caleb #lottie #mick pepper #gabe #zoots cousins

[commandermeg]

I love the quotes in this, the higher ups ARE noticing!

#star trek #star trek prodigy #save star trek prodigy #sci fi #fandom #i cant believe i helped with this lol im gonna tell my grandkids about it someday

[kreachvera]

i need to novelpost more actually. i love him so much

#i keep reading his most recent interaction with ricah. adoption complete. theyre both so cute #ricah my sweet autistic owl. my son. my weird daughter #theyre (sniff) gonna tell so many cool stories to novel's grandkids when they get to icalacia and (sniff) its gonna be such a nice time #and nothings gonna happen to em on the way there. nuh uh. #specifically to ricah if anything happens to them im going to tear #m;y hair out #.....actually Can novel die again #sure the book can be torn apart but .. #can it just be... glued back together....???...?? #being burnt to ash is another thing. but #hmmmm. things to ponder #thoughtz

[mrcspectr]

#i mean yeah the behind the scenes pics are really cool #but when am i ever gonna get what i really want #just gonna sit here and brood #i'm gonna be old and gray and telling my grandkids 'remember when marc and steven yelled at their mom' #no grandma that never happened you're forgetting again #gksdjglksjglksj #release the diab cut

[brainsbustaa]

bayley face run is gonna be generational

#wwe #wrestling #bayley #royal rumble #fr gonna be telling my great grandkids about it

[babybluefordranger]

I developed tinnitus because I listened to Ayesha Erotica for 4 hours straight on 100% volume with earbuds in

#im gonna have to tell this to my grandkids in 50 years when they ask why grandma can't hear

[henryhas2moms]

unfortunately i don’t think i have ever felt so passionately defensive about a character as i am about regina. sometimes i’ll read something that is so wrong and incorrect, sometimes even from someone who likes regina, and i will turn into this thing

#usually they’re from like 2013 even so i have NO REASON so get so worked up #the WORST one i read from someone who LIKED regina said she could’ve appreciated henry and emma as her GRANDKIDS instead of the s2 #custody battles with emma and the charmings. which. excuse me… WHAT????? that’s her SON and i’m stealing something from your house #the worst take i saw from someone who did NOT like regina………. y’all don’t even want to hear it. #……… but im still mad so im gonna tell you granted i saw it like several months ago and it was made in like 2014 probably but #it was a gifset with regina’s ‘i don’t know how to love very well’ quote matched with (from what i recall) harmful actions against #henry (what the quote is referencing in context and also they have repaired a lot even before the gif was posted so fine ig) #snow (it’s complicated) cora (regina actually loves her mother far more than she deserves imo) and hold onto your fucking hats everyone #KING ​LEOPOLD!!!!!! (if you need me to explain to you why this is the worst thing i’ve ever heard. no you don’t) #<- needless to say!!! if you don’t watch your mouth i’m putting snakes in YOUR bed!!! #actually i’m not even sure if the first three examples are what was used bc the last one sent me into a rage blackout #and i’m not gonna go looking for that post anyway the others i can roll my eyes and move on the last one turns me into a fire demon #not making this rebloggable but feel free to be outraged in the comments with me xoxo #yes that is specific the flame atronach from skyrim no i didn’t know how to spell that i googled like ‘flame….. anteater skyrim’

[jentlemahae]

#gonna tell my grandkids this was their grandma (my wife) #these two pics in particular 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #what a stellar face #jnk

[dfnkt]

These will very likely be the best years of all of our lives. Our planet over the next several decades will rapidly spiral into a world that no one is prepared for.

#and i dont know of anyone i can talk to about it #literally reaching out to former colleagues that i know went into science fields like teehee do you know how fucked we are #and theyre like idk not really i mean im worried about my kids or grandkids generation not mine #and im like o ok cool well im not gonna be the one to tell you this lmao nevermind #chat

[raeathnos]

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#can’t tell if my parents are being exhausting to deal with because they’re boomers or if that’s just how they are 🙃 #or maybe it’s a bit of both #anyways I’m once again at my wits end #my dad is lamenting about how he’ll never get to be a grandfather now that I have the surgery to get my tubes removed scheduled and like #you were never gonna be a grandfather anyways? #I have never wanted children+I have a medical condition that makes pregnancy/birth potentially fatal+I couldn’t afford them even if I wanted #and that’s just the tip of the iceberg #but yeah woe is you #your only kid isn’t willing to sacrifice their life to attempt to give something I don’t even want #my moms not much better #for years when I was younger she was nasty about the whole not wanting kids thing #but then a bunch of her friends had grandkids and now all they do is watch them because childcare is expensive #and she’s like oh I wouldn’t want to watch them so I support your decision to not have kids #which is hollow because it’s still about her- she only supports it because it’s what she wants #and the whole kid thing is a very touchy subject for me #I’ve known since I was like 5 that I didn’t want kids and no one has respected that choice my entire life and I’m 32 now #so I have a tolerance of about zero when people start shit with that #which they’ve been #my husband is going on a work trip and they’re also being weird about that #he asked if my dad could drive him cause like we have one car and don’t really want to leave it parked in Philly #and both of my parents are just like they don’t want to help #and my dad kinda agreed but then he was like well you need to pay me back the gas money #my parents are fine financially we’re poor as fuck #so my mil agreed to take him but like #I would never fucking ask them to reimburse me for gas money when I drive them places #but it doesn’t go both ways apparently #I’m so fucking tired and I just want to leave #hoping to go house hunting in March and then however long it takes to close and then we just have to find jobs and we’ll be outta here #I feel like I’ve spent my whole life wanting to escape to run away #and freedom is so fucking close and so far away at the same time and I just want to cry

[teepussilakana]

i used to not like tofu and then i realized its way cheaper than any other type of protein (esp red meat and fish) and now i eat almost exclusively fish-less soup (finnish salmon soup but tofu instead of salmon)

nothing tastes as good as saving money

#we truly live in dark times #this is the shit im gonna be telling my grandkids

[sabertoothwalrus]

here are some preliminary sketches I had done in my sketchbook for the peepaw chilchuck comic.

I wanted to follow it up with some worldbuilding thoughts I had while working on it, if that sort of thing is interesting to anyone:

- it’d take place 5ish years post-canon

- I changed almost everyone’s hair to show time had passed. Chilchuck and Kabru were the most drastic (I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT LONG HAIR KABRU THAT KUI DREW), Marcille grew out her bangs, Senshi’s beard is slightly shorter, and Izutsumi’s hair is mildly longer. Laios and Falin give me the impression that they’re the brand of neurodivergent that’d pick one haircut and stick to it for the rest of their lives. I almost gave Laios facial hair but idk he’s gotten over his daddy issue enough for that.

- Emertim Chils: I tried to follow both the half-foot and dwarven naming conventions for the baby, so Emer- comes from “emerald” (dwarven names are often gemstones or ore) and -tim because Chilchuck’s father’s first name was Tim :) Dwarves don’t have family names, so Emertim would take Chils, same as Flertom. Usually they’re named after their father but I didn’t wanna name a random dwarf man. thank you Chel for helping name him 🫶💕

- Initially the idea that Chilchuck would keep an entire grandchild a secret was just a joke, but it made sense when I thought about it. I wonder,, would dwarf/half-foot couples have trouble conceiving? Because if so, I’d imagine Flertom may have lost a couple pregnancies. Chilchuck is already such a private person, and I don’t think he’d feel comfortable airing his daughter’s grief like that. They wouldn’t wanna tell anyone until they were sure this baby was gonna make it.

- For the above reason, Chilchuck would absolutely spoil this kid. Not that he wouldn’t have spoiled his grandkids anyway, but I think after all that stress, he’d be extra extra doting. He’d be letting him do things he’d never DREAM of letting his own daughters do. Completely different parenting style.

- I think he’s still too prideful to take advantage of Laios being King (sidenote: is Laios even wealthy??? does a kingdom that sprung up from a previously-sunken continent even have money?? what the fuck is their economy), but like,,, if Laios offered any gifts he wouldn’t exactly say no.

- Izutsumi surprisingly really likes the baby :3 she’d like to take naps with him and he’d like her purrs and she’d have a lot of fun playing with him.

- SENSHI. meemaw mode. That kid would grow up not realizing Senshi isn’t technically one of his grandads. He is FEEEEEDING this kid.

- LAIOS DOES GET TO HOLD THE BABY!!!!!! just. eventually. They don’t actually expect a Tarrare situation LMAO they just wait until the kid is a little less fragile and a little more mobile. I think Laios would be really good with toddlers.

- Chilchuck is very thankful Emertim’s half-foot genes kick in sooner than later because he was getting too big for him to carry.

- Emertim would probably get the extended lifespan. He and Marcille would get to stay friends for a very very long time :’)

- my personal headcanon is that Chilchuck and his wife decide to split. He still loves her and it’s probably still a bit mutual, but after four years of almost no-contact, they decide their communication issues aren’t working well for their relationship. Plus, the Adventurer’s Bible says Chilchuck is renting their old house out to family, and he’d feel bad kicking them out so he and wife could move back in. They’d still be on good terms, and would be good at coordinating when to babysit.

#do yall like this sort of post…? #my art #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #chilchuck tims

[thatgirlissopeculiar]

Finally figured out that it was Wisp that I was thinking Dream looked like, went to google Wisp and saw that he himself had tweeted about it lmao good to know

#ever since the face reveal I've been like '...there's someone they know that I feel like he looks like' #and then while I was making dinner earlier I was like 'AHA! Wisp!' #came back to my computer to google Wisp to compare #and like the first thing I see is Wisp's tweet of 'gonna tell my grandkids this was me' with a screenshot of Dream #good to know I'm not crazy #So Dream is a Froy-Spifey-Wisp combo lmao

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

OKAY HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT.

Grandma cat!reader. Who was a old women who got experimented on and turned into a smiling critter but like the caretaker of the smiling critters.

Often seen walking around with a scruffed smiling critter hanging from her mouth(somehow-) and overfeeding the smiling critters or children.

How would a saved dogday and (maybe) good catnap react to the player bringing them to readers containment room. (She was locked in before the Hour of Joy due to something and just stayed there)?

I just want to see them get some sort of parental love 🥹😖

- Marshmellow🤍

I swear ya'll are gonna make me cry with these requests /nm <3

.....

Dogday

In your old age, you didn't wanna retire from Playtime Co. and spend the remainder of your life laying around, waiting for your body and mind to deteriorate.

So instead you became one of the few willing volunteers for the Bigger Bodies Initiative, being turned into a Smiling Critter (which made you especially happy since your grandkids adored the toyline and cartoon show).

In the show, the gang mentioned a grandma character several times (albeit she was unseen) and with Catnap being recalled from all promo materials, Playtime Co. took creative liberties and made you the newest feline replacement, fitted with a cinnamon scent and pie necklace.

Your tagline was something like "The Smiling Critters take care of our orphans, but who takes care of them? Why, their Grandma [Y/n], of course! She's full of love and wisdom!"

True to that, you became the caretaker of the Critters and children, ensuring everyone's fed well and staying out of trouble.

The incident with Bron (Thomas/Experiment 1199) had scientists rethinking how they'd introduce willing experiments to those...well..less-than-willing.

So you had a supervised introduction to the SCs (with children also present to discourage them from reacting violently). You were even given a containment cell you could retreat to in case of emergencies.

Luckily, you never had to use that room--as they accepted you and began calling you "grandma" since day one.

Dogday, especially, got attached to you.

You called him "DD" and "Doggy-Dearie".

Being a bit taller than the rest of them allows you to pick them up by the scuff of their necks if they're being too rowdy (Kickin and Hoppy, especially).

Even so, you're very sweet to all of them, letting them snuggle up to you as you shared stories and made them food so they could keep up with the little ones.

All was well in the Playhouse up until the Hour of Joy of course.

But you were unaware of it since Catnap sabotaged your room's lock, keeping you trapped to lower the Smiling Critters' morale.

Dogday was 100% convinced you were dead.

However you survived long enough for the Employee's arrival years later, never knowing what happened to the factory..

After rescuing Dogday, they find your door and powered it up, allowing the two entry into the perfectly intact space within.

Your fur was matted and you looked sickly, but you still jump up upon seeing the state your dear "grandson" was in.

It devastated you.

"My word..Dog-Dearie.." Your heart shatters. "Your legs..where are they? Where is everyone?"

Something inside of him ultimately breaks as he realizes you were alive...and you were here all along.

"G-Grandma...! Oh...god..I-I thought you were--" He crawls away from the Employee and towards you, sobbing into your lap. "You were h-here..this whole time! I-I wanted to see you, but..C-Catnap..he.."

"Shh, shhh..I'm here now, my sweet pup. It's alright." You hush, stroking his ears and resting a paw on his back, before looking to the Employee. "You must be terribly confused..as am I.."

After explaining your role--and calming Dogday down--the two tell you about what's happened to the factory, and at first you can't believe it...

Until you all wander through the Playhouse and see the horrid state it's in, but they're confused as to why none of the mini Critters attack you.

Only then do you mention feeding them over the years through little vents and holes in the walls, keeping their hunger moderately satiated.

Dogday feels awful, and even more upset at Catnap for lying about your fate.

But still, you don't show any ill-will towards any of the Smiling Critters, even if one of them had betrayed you all.

Instead you just let Dogday cling to you as you escape together and try your best to keep up.

Catnap

Like the rest of the Smiling Critters, Catnap considered you family and often went to you for snacks and such.

Or if he needs a break from trying to put all the rowdy orphans to bed in Home Sweet Home. Only then is he given permission to see you.

He always liked curling up in your lap, purring while you stroke his fur and tell him a story (which is sometimes an event from your old human life, albeit you do accidentally confuse yourself since ofc you're not supposed to remember any details of your old life).

The Prototype sees this as a problem, as Theodore Catnap was getting a bit too comfortable with his life here and needed a reminder of his mission....and so he tells him the truth.

About how you not only worked at the factory until you reached retirement age...but you were also a willing participant in the experiments.

And suddenly, he couldn't look at you the same way anymore. Only with resentment.

It wasn't fair.

You got to lead a long and fulfilling life. Theodore barely got the chance to grow up and be a normal kid.

You had the procedure and associated risks explained to you clear as day. Theodore never had the luxury of being warned ahead of time before he was grabbed and put under the knife after recovering from the incident with the green grabpack hand.

All he wanted was to free the others, but he ended up becoming their warden instead.

He almost forgot all of that because of you.

He refuses your food now, and you worry for him when you see how skinny he becomes as the months pass.

But he's very cryptic in the way he talks to you, the other SCs, and the staff...so you didn't know for sure what you did to upset him so much.

"Catnap, dearie..you're skin and bones. Let me-"

"I know what you were, and what you've become...the Prototype told me so."

You don't know what to say. What could you say when he kept talking about this "Prototype" person?

Despite his hatred, the SCs were conditioned to love you regardless, and so before the Hour of Joy Catnap decided to sabotage the locks of your containment room.

That way, he wouldn't be tempted to kill you...and he'd spare you from the grief of what he ends up doing to the other SCs, including Dogday.

Years later, when the Employee finally knocks some sense into him after saving him from being sacrificed to the Prototype, he takes them to your room, believing you to be dead from starvation.

Instead, though, they break you out and he discovers you're very much alive.

And Catnap just breaks down, groveling and begging for your forgiveness.

You were the one who always tried to reach out and comfort him, giving him some relief from the misery of being trapped in this factory....and he pushed you away.

But you don't hate him for locking you up, realizing that he still cared about you after all this time. Even when the Prototype told him about your past.

He wanted to keep you safe.

That alone proves he had a heart, and you reassure him of that as he cuddles up to you for a little while.

Once he's calmer, you go with him, Dogday (assuming he was saved), and the Employee to meet with Poppy and Kissy--both of whom are relieved to see you alive

#clanask #marshmallow anon #poppy playtime x reader #ppt x reader #catnap #dogday #catnap x reader #dogday x reader #platonic #grandma reader #toy reader #headcanons #hurt/comfort

[justarandomgirly]

Gonna tell my grandkids these were Romeo and Juliet

#my gifs #rwrb #red white and royal blue #kensington palace #kensington #alex #henry #first prince #firstprince #tzp #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #nicholasgalitzine #alex claremont diaz #alex and henry #alexander claremont diaz #prince henry #prince henry of wales #henry fox #henry mountchristen windsor