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st4rstudent · 4 months
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hehehehehehehehehe hohohohoho…
hehehehehehhe hahahahah Hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHS
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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iisure do wonder who sent this
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bettyweir · 4 months
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Remember when they had mbav on roku
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feietouhuo · 2 years
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“come on! you can’t just sit there stuck in your room!"
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❝ i very much can. ❞ 
for a worker in a business reliant on customers, mu qing is unremarkable. he refuses to walk the streets of liyue to draw in patrons; at the day’s end, when people mourn the loss of time & stare at the moving sun in a hope to turn its path back eastward, they’ll come of their own accord.
mu qing expects the same of a funeral business. yes, death is an inevitable endpoint, that pitch he agrees with. but who needs a coffin in their home when it’s barely time!? & everyone needs a coffin eventually, so it’s not like the wansheng funeral parlor is lacking money??
everyone knows hu tao. even mu qing experiences the advertisements, he hears it from miles away. 
❝ why are you at the inn, anyway? people are resting, they’re not ready to hear about your innovations in the coffin-building field. ❞ he crosses his arms. ❝ & where would you even bring me? there’s no way i’m trusting you, a funeral parlor director, to bring me anywhere remotely better than my room. with a nice cup of tea. i’ll get cursed at this hour. ❞
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smilingangel582 · 8 months
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Heyy sorry to do this. Requests will be closed by the end of October! Hehe, I may not seem it, but I'm kinda young, and I got exams, hehehe, so I'll make it up by writing a few more before this 14th.
So Dan heng caught me attention. Unfortunately, honkai Star Rail has to be given up because I can't afford to mega games (latter is genshin impact). Anyway, lee!Dan heng it is! Out of the question! He deserves it!
Ps I love this new design, and I'm one to talk when I am spoiled too, so spoilers for Honkai star rail new update. But its before he turns super duper hot... he's still super hot! Heeee squeee!
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Same as always
March 7th had definitely gone to Himeko for something she wished to discuss with her. Caelus was alone with Dan heng who was always in the solitary state. His aura is calm and unapproachable. Its like an arena in a thunderstorm, waiting to strike once the conquerer is disturbed.
But Caelus loves to mess with a serious guy like him.
"Dan heng~?"
He knew the teasy tone from Caelus too well, he sighed "Yes? Caelus?"
"Wanna play a game?"
He stared, his deep eyes peirced through his own golden orbs, "Play that Nintendo switch by yourself"
Caelus pouted now. "I wanna play with you, duh!"
Dan heng silently leaned back against the couch of his room. He lifted the book up so he could read it better "Try reading, at least a word?"
That little!
Caelus wondered, how can someone so cool and collected be flustered. He certainly can be annoyed but not enough.
March would try to disturb him.
So...
Dan heng had ears so he could tell Caelus, circling behind him where his head rested on the arm of the couch, looking at the book. Sitting straight now, Caelus leaned over his shoulder and eyeing the large heavy words and texts on the boring book.
Caelus pointed out warily "man you are so weird"
"I could say the same. Why are you so clingy?" He sharply said, trying to move front by his hands, grabbing his shoulders to stop his movement.
"Stop touching me so causally, please..."
"Serious dude!" Caelus groaned playfully and then surprising Dan heng he drilled two index fingers on his exposed ribs, startling him as he dropped the book.
Caelus smirked, really didn't expect him to be ticklish but had hopes he succeeded.
Sighing Dan heng pretended to not have felt ot "Stop touching me so casually Caelus, what do you want?"
He hummed now once more hooking an arm over his shoulder and pulling him close to his side "ahhh bro chill, your so stiff and rigid, lighten up" he tossed the book in front of him and Dan henf sighed irritably "Gosh, March's influence sure is amazing"
True... now that she's contagious he feels more attentive tk mess with Dan heng.
Sneaking an arm to his ribs, Dan heng stiffened as the tickly touch. Its casual and testing, Dan heng tried to hide it.
"Somerhing wrong?" Caelus grinned, now gently pinching his sides, which he tried to hide. Dan heng cleared his throat, still holding a straight but anxious face.
So he's fighting back? Interesting, Caelus snickered.
A little tweak to the hips-
"Eek!" Dan heng almost ruined his endurance, he grabbed his wrist in swift motion now giving a dark glare "Caelus, cut it out... this is very irritating"
Caelus giggled "Come on admit thst tickles?" He poked his tummy to force him "right? Right tough guy?"
"A-absurd yohou should give up! Chihildish techniques won't work on mehe!" He says it with trembling giggles. Cute... Caelus didn't think his icy nature could melt so sweetly.
Crumble his defence a little around here.
"H-hey!" His ribs...
Then another wiggle to his tummy.
"K-knohock it off! I'm warning yohou!"
Finally sneaky fingers under his neck to expose his armpits. He gasped at that and...
"Gotcha, Dan heng"
It was at this moment that Dan heng was slightly impressed by his strategic plan. Of only, he uses his brain during missions as well.
"Gehehe, ahahalright, you hahahad your fuhun!"
"Wait, did Dan heng honest to god giggled!?" Genuinely, he was surprised. it's a rare sight to see his face blush and explode with giggles.
"Cute..."
"Hahahahaha nohoho!" That triggered him tk blush. Alright this is too cute, why didn't March tell him something this important... unless nobody knows but themselves?
Caelus knew armpits should weaken him, so he kept his target there whole Dan heng could concentrate to push him off.
"Man, you sure are sensitive, I expected you to have escaped this by now, but you're too ticklish for your own good"
"STAHAHAP TALKING!" His voice shrieked, the usual calmness was gone now he was loud when Caelus grabbed his ears.
Those blushing ears were a dead giveaway to his sensitivity. Dan heng widened his eyes grabbing his wrists and shaking his head "T-thahat tickles... WAHAHAHAIT! EHEHEHEHE PLEHEHEASE I GIHIHIVE UP!"
Caelus obliged and cupped Dan heng's face with adornment "you should laugh more bro... its adorable"
Pushing his hand away and blushing even more redder than earlier, he panted, "I... hahate you, childish idiot"
"Love you too, handsome"
Although they both did know, he somewhat enjoyed that as a smile lingered close to his lips even after the tickle attack. Maybe just a tiny bit... he could say he liked it? Probably, he won't mind another round with Caelus.
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ticklish-n-stuff · 1 year
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its kikiiiii hey short mf /j so ill order a ruikasa valentines themed tk fight <333 dont rush tho. drink ur water and eat ur meals! love uuu /p
Featherary day 14: Blush
You little shit!/j
Anyways happy valentines day, hope you like it :3
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Rui x Tsukasa (romantic)
Lees: Rui, Tsukasa
Lers: Tsukasa, Rui
Warnings: Tickles!
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Currently, Tsukasa and Rui were staring intently into each others eyes. Both of them trying to keep the most serious expression they could muster while trying to throw the other off.
Suddenly, Rui gave one his classic teasy smirks to Tsukasa, causing him to fluster up and break eye contact. "Hehe, too easy~" mused out the stage director, feeling proud of himself.
"N-no fair! You always do that!" Tsukasa pouted playfully, his cheeks still all flushed.
"Because it works every time~" Rui sent him a playful wink, causing his partner to blush even harder.
"T-that's it! You asked for this!" Tsukasa tried to sound pissed but he couldn't help the smile that started to stretch across his lips. He reached out towards his boyfriend and snuck a hand under his arm, wiggling his fingers playfully.
"H-hey! T-thahat's cheheheating!~" Rui complained through bouts of laughter as he clamped his arm down on instinct.
"Oh really? I think it's totally fair, and look! You're already blushing~" Tsukasa teased as Rui let out an embarrassed squeak, his cheeks growing red ever so slightly.
"O-okahahay! You hahahad your fun, now it's my turn!~" through his giggle fit, Rui reached towards the blonde and started to playfully squeeze at his sides and tummy.
"GYAH-!" Tsukasa squealed in surprise before folding over. "R-RUI NOHOHO! Y-YOU JEHEHERK!".
"You started it, superstar~ You were probably hoping I'd get you back~" Rui kept playfully tickling at his partner's tummy. Poor Tsukasa curled up across Rui's lap, laughing his cute 'lil head off. His cheeks as red as they could ever be.
The rest of the day was spent with this back and foward, trying to get the other to blush by any means.
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It's short but I think it's still cute 💖💖💖
I didn't know what to do for the ending so I'm sorry if it's ass 💀
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helleboretks · 1 year
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40 with lee!junichiro and ler!kenji
Here's the other number 40~!
Prompt: "Come on, quit being stubborn and just admit it!"
"Tanizaki-san~!"
Oh no, oh Jesus, oh no, sweet mercy, he's so fucked-
Tanizaki sprinted across the hallway of the office, Light Snow active to keep him hidden as Kenji skipped through the hall, looking carefully for him as he went.
He did not mean to goad the little farmer into that kind of playful mood, they were just being silly and talking about stuff and-ugh! He shouldn't have said that! Ooooh boy, he's so dead, sooooo so dead.
Tanizaki sped into the office, head whipping about for a place to hide. Maybe under his desk?? Or Kunikida's, definitely not Dazai's, uuuuuh-
"Tanizaki-kun! What're you doing with Light Snow over here?" Tanizaki practically jumped out of his skin when he felt a bandaged hand tap his shoulder, almost immediately dispelling his ability.
OH FUCK OH NO OH SHIT, HE'S DONE FOR-
"Dazai-kun! Uh, look, I-"
"There you are!!!"
Letting out a bloodcurdling scream was the only thing Tanizaki could do before Kenji jumped him, Dazai jolting away from the two as they toppled on the ground.
"Kenji-wait! Wait please, you can't!" Tanizaki pleaded in a fenzy, flailing his arms as violently as he could muster. Which wasn't much, really, he wouldn't dare hurt Kenji even if it never left a scratch on the young boy.
But nope, Kenji wasn't listening, 'cause he was already wiggling his fingers and Tanizaki has lost all previous thought, batting at Kenji's hands in hopes he'll let up.
(It's not nearly as hard as he'd hit when he really wanted it to stop, but nobody's going to say anything about that.)
"Kenji! Kenji pleEAHAHAHAHA-" OF COURSE HE GOES RIGHT FOR THE SWEET SPOT!!!
Tanizaki's screeched with laughter as Kenji dug into his ribs, wiggling his evil fingers as Tanizaki squirmed and thrashed, completely unprepared to be ambushed like that.
Distantly, he heard the flash of a camera and a signature giggle, and if he could Tanizaki absolutely would have flipped Dazai the bird for his blackmail gathering ways. But he was too busy laughing up a gut to do anything.
"Come on, quit being so stubborn and admit it! I'm only doing this cause you won't tell me what you were going to say!!" Kenji grinned, all innocent as if he weren't tickling the biggest squirmer of the century to absolute hell and back.
Fingers uncoordinated, from ribs to thighs, to collarbone and then sides, Tanizaki couldn't predict what he'd do next, and it was completely messing with his thoughts.
"NAHAHAHAHAHA KEHEHENJIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!" He didn't wanna say it! He was being playful sure, but the moment he wouldn't tell Kenji that one thing...
"If you don't tell me, Imma get your feet~!"
Fuck, no, goddamnit.
"FIHIHIHIHIHINE JUST STAHAHAP!!!" Kenji's smile widened as he slowed down his torture, allowing the Tanizaki brother to catch some air and calm himself down.
"Sooo? What were you going to say?" Kenji asked, to which Tanizaki let out a defeated whine and finally, finally admited to it.
"Alrihihight! I was gonna say that-that I've hahahad a crush on like, everyone at least once before. Excehept like, you and Kyouka." Kenji's face practically brightened as he hopped off of Tanizaki, to the other's undying relief.
"Ohohoho~? A crush on everybody?"
Fuck. He forgot he was in the office.
And lunch break passed like, an hour ago.
FU-
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hyuckswonderland · 10 months
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gosh I really loved the zb1 fics :") I can't get enough of lee yujin but I'd love to see the tables turn HAHAHA can I request lee gyuvin and ler yujin with prompt 88? thank you!!
+ "wait can we get prompt 82 as well? thank you so much! 🩷 hope you're having a great day"
Ahhh thank you so much for the kind words! I love getting requests to write for Zb1 cause it really motivates me and gives me the extra push to actually write! stares at the unfinished Zb1 lee/ler headcannons I keep pushing off...
82. "Never underestimate the power of these hands." 
88. "Oh my God. You’re a literal child." 
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Normally, Yujin would go along with whatever Gyuvin would do with him. It was hard to fight back against the older especially with just how persistent he was. At most times it felt absolutely worthless.
Nevertheless, sometimes Yujin just couldn't help but have a bit of determination boil inside of him. That little flame giving him the courage to fight back against the persistent boy.
Gyuvin had just about started messing with the boy, you know the usual pinching his cheeks, poking him, squeezing him into tight hugs. The list really could go on.
Right now Yujin was tired of it. As Gyuvin went in to pinch at Yujin's cheeks, the younger shoved him away and scowled "Knock it off hyung, my cheeks hurt." That wasn't a lie either
"Aww cmon Jinnie how can I not pinch your adorable cheeks?" Gyuvin reached to do it again and this time Yujin shoved Gyuvin down onto the couch and started wrestling with him.
Did Gyuvin have a bit of an upperhand? Maybe but Yujin was still very determined! He was pretty strong if he did say so himself. All Gyuvin could do was laugh at the younger's actions "Oh my God. You’re a literal child." 
Gyuvin was really one to talk as if he didn't almost always initiate everytime the two of them wrestled. Yujin took these words personal.
"Really? I'm a child?" He huffed and worked hard to try and pin Gyuvin down.
At first it was a bit of a struggle but all it took was to aim his attacks right and there it was, the perfect opening to pin the older.
A large grin formed on Yujin's face. "What was that hyung?" He tilted his head, basking in his victory.
"Alright fine you win Yujinnie, happy? Now let me up" Gyuvin chuckled, accepting his defeat.
The younger pretended to think for a moment, as if he hadn't already decided to get Gyuvin back. "I think I'm going to have a little bit of fun first Hyung~"
Gyuvin rolled his eyes "Oh cmon what are you going to do? You barely won the wrestling match."
Yujin quirked his eyebrow up, that was a challenge he was VERY willing to accept. "If you say so," he moved shifted so that his knees were on top of Gyuvin's hands, so he had full access to use his hands freely.
"Never underestimate the power of these hands." And so it started, Yujin dove right into it going right for Gyuvin's ribs, kneading into the skin and in between each bone.
"WAHAHAIT JIHIHINNE NOHO-" Gyuvin cackled as he squirmed underneath Yujin. He definitely had not expect Yujin of all people to tickle him. His adorable little brother was growing too fast.
"What's that Hyung? I can't hear you very welllll~" The younger grinned, so this was what Gyuvin felt like when the roles were reversed, "Did you say to keep going? With pleasure~"
The older shook his head wildly "DOHOHONT-" A loud squeal falling out as Yujin tasered in between his ribs, moving down one at a time. This was completely euphoric for the boy. He felt like he was on top of the world.
"OHOHOK JIHIHINNIE YOHOHOU HAHAHAD YOHOHOUR FUHUHUN!" Gyuvin kicked his feet out trying to knock of Yujin, though it didn't do anything.
"Oh no I'm not done yet, I've always wanted to try something out before." Smirking he pulled up Gyuvin's shirt to expose his stomach "What's that one fruit called?" He pretended to not know, "Oh right! A raspberry!" He grinned, leaning down and blowing a nice long raspberry on the older's stomach.
"NAHAHAH IHIHIHI SWEHEHEAR!" Gyuvin snorted his squirming only increasing with the ticklish vibrations. "IHIHILL GEHEHET YOHOHOU SOHOHO BAHAHAHAD!" Yujin wasn't scared of the threat (at least for now).
"Where else should I try out, Hyung?" Yujin smiled and inched his way down to Gyuvin's hips, giving them a test squeeze. He was more than delighted to get a squeak out of the older. "COhoHOME OHOhon KNohohock Ihihit OHohOFF!"
Yujin just chuckled and gave the older's hips a couple more squeezes "I wanna try just one more spot out after this and then I'll free you, okay hyung?"
"NOHo LEhehet MEhehE ohoHOUT NOHow!"
The younger rolled his eyes playfully and slowly trailed his hands up to Gyuvin's underarms. They were slightly open from the way Yujin had his hands pinned. It was enough where he could wiggle his hands into the spot without the older hiding it from him.
"Ready hyung?" Gyuvin shook his head frantically in response.
"Too late!" He wiggled his fingers into the sensitive spot. Gyuvin's cackles filled the room as he shook with laughter "JIHIHINNIE NOHOHOT THEHEHERE!"
"Yes there!" He scritched, kneading into the spot to make it tickle even more.
"NOHOHO MOHOHORE IHIHIHI CAHAHANT BREHEHEHEATHE-" Gyuvin hiccuped in between his laughter.
The younger grinned widely and stopped his torture, he was more than satisfied with his revenge. "Now you know how it feels to be on the other end of things, don't ya?"
Gyuvin sat there panting as he was catching his breathe, Yujin shifting so he wasn't pinning down his hands anymore.
"I'll- I'll give you a three second head start."
Yujin's eyes widened "W-what?"
"3...."
He didn't need to hear anymore before he made a run for it.
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Thank you so much again for requesting! I really have such a blast writing for Zb1 as they are my second ult group (despite not even debuting yet....)
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madaranuii · 2 months
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does this mean i can parasocially hump your leg?
GIGGLINGG ABSOLUTELY PLEASE DO!!!!!! My legs are a please hump zone!!... As well as anywhere else on me HAHAHAD
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bitchassbucky · 3 years
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;;:::;:;)))))
me 2 bucky: sakalin mo ako, 'tay
HAHHAHA PARANG MALI
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heibon-hiroo · 4 years
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Sooo I played Witch’s heart and guess who my fav character is
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wuvdov · 6 years
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time 2 sleep w makeup on bc i hate myself ... at least tomkrrkw i have gaylaxy ...
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happyandticklish · 3 years
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Dinner
Shizaya Week - Day Two (angst with happy ending)
Notes: Angst with a fluffy ending, you say? My two favorite genres of fic, you say? Why yes I will, thank you very much.
Izaya’s fingers tapped absently against his desk, a telltale sign of the impatience rising slowly within him. One hour. He was supposed to be here one hour ago. And yet, his place at the dinner table remained empty. The food that had been laid out, before steaming and delicious, was now a cold and unappetizing sight. Izaya had eaten already, after the first twenty minutes had rendered no sign of the other—no point in wasting both plates.
He sighed, checking his watch again. There were lots of reasons why Shizuo could have been held up, he told himself. It could have been traffic (doubtful considering Shizuo rarely drove). Maybe work had gone late. Maybe one of his clients had been a little too aggressive and Shizuo had stayed behind to deal with the aftermath. 
Unless something had gone wrong. Unless he was alone and injured somewhere and Izaya had no idea. His fingers momentarily stopped their tapping to curl into an anxious fist. He of all people knew how dangerous Ikebukuro could be, especially late at night.
Which it was. By now, anyway. He stood up, the idea of remaining sitting any longer suddenly repulsive to the man. He paced the floor, chewing on his lip idly. He knew he was being ridiculous, but he couldn’t help the way anxiety clawed at his chest, whispering falsehoods into his ear.
By the time two hours had passed and still no sight of him, Izaya began to get truly worried. Surely he would have texted, if something had gone wrong? He wouldn’t just leave the other in the dark like that. But then again… maybe he would?
Izaya stopped, a cold seeping into his limbs. Maybe Shizuo had simply come to his senses and realized that there was no point dating someone like him. After all, they weren’t technically official yet. Meetings in alleys and stolen kisses in the middle of the night didn’t count as a relationship. This was their first official date, suggested hesitantly by Izaya as the two lay curled in his bed one night. Shizuo had agreed, his words mumbled with sleep as he pressed his nose against Izaya’s shoulder, kissing him softly; he was always so gentle when they were together like that, entirely unlike his usual persona. Izaya hadn’t thought to check back up with him after that, but maybe he should have? Maybe Shizuo had forgotten about the conversation entirely—they had both been half-asleep at the time, after all.
In the corner of his eye, Shizuo’s plate sat, abandoned and yearning for company. Trying not to feel too disheartened, Izaya grabbed the plate, scraping the untouched meal into the trash. He pushed in the chairs, going about the process of cleaning off the table and starting water for dishes in the sink. Each solitary action made the already sinking feeling in Izaya’s gut heavier. It wasn’t as though he hadn’t foreseen this outcome, but assuming the worst and having it brought to reality were two different things entirely.
By the time 10 o’clock rolled around, Izaya was convinced Shizuo had ghosted him. It made sense. If Izaya was being honest, he was surprised the other had taken this long to show his true feelings on the matter. He collapsed on the couch, an arm thrown over his face dismissively. He tried not to let the crushing disappointment weigh him down, but it was difficult. He felt his eyelids drifting down slowly as the exhaustion from worrying caught up with him. Sleep took him soon after that, a welcome relief after the disaster of a night.
 “Iza? Are you awake?”
The info broker startled at the soft, but tense voice, and jerked forward, nearly headbutting Shizuo in the process. Shizuo caught his shoulders before he could, however, smiling apologetically.
“Hey.”
Instantly, Izaya was bombarded by a rush of relief at the other’s presence, though it was quickly followed by annoyance. “So. Dinner wasn’t important then?”
Shizuo’s shoulders slumped, as though he had been hoping the other wouldn’t bring it up. “Yeah…. I’m really, truly sorry about that. I got caught up with work and then my phone died and I couldn’t call you—” he broke off, guilt creeping into his voice. “I shouldn’t excuse it, though. I should’ve been there. Or found a payphone. Or something.”
As Izaya listened to the other’s ramblings, he felt his irritation disintegrating and a shy happiness rising in its place. Of course Shizuo wouldn’t miss out on their dinner. It seemed simple now, with the knowledge assured. He squeezed the fabric of the couch, resisting the urge to grin like a fool.
“It’s fine,” he said, attempting a casual tone as he knocked his foot against the other’s leg in reassurance. “I’m sure I’ll find it in me to forgive you one day. It’s a shame though—you skipped out on a wonderful gourmet meal cooked by yours truly. Not everyone gets the honor.”
“I’m sorry to have missed it.” Shizuo replied, coming to sit beside him on the couch and quirking an eyebrow playfully. He was temptingly close now, and goosebumps scattered over Izaya’s flesh as he thought of all the ways to make up for lost time.
“If only,” Izaya started slowly, his gaze coming to rest on Shizuo’s lips. “There was some way for you to repay me for forgetting our date tonight.”
“Oh, so it was a date then?” Shizuo pressed him down on the couch, grabbing his hands and pulling them over his head with an ease that sent shivers running down Izaya’s spine. “You know, I think I have just the thing.”
“Is that so?” Izaya replied breathlessly, trying not to sound too excited.
Shizuo smirked, and Izaya squeaked in surprise when instead of a kiss he was met with a shock to his nerves as Shizuo squeezed his hips suddenly with his free hand. He jerked on his arms, attempting to block the other’s touch, but found himself powerless against the other man. He bit his lip, trying to block the trembling laughter rising quickly in his throat.
“A-Ah, wait, p-pfft, heh, Shihizuo!” Izaya giggled, squirming weakly underneath him. Shizuo worked skillfully to tweak and pinch his sides in such a way that the other was soon in stitches. Izaya couldn’t tell if he loved or hated that his boyfriend (if that is what they were) knew his body so well that he could play him like an instrument. “T-Thihis ihihisn’t whahat Ihihi hahahad ihihin mihihind!”
“It’s not?” Shizuo rose an eyebrow in mock surprise. “Really? Is this not cheering you up?”
Izaya kicked his legs out, whining pitifully as Shizuo’s fingers traveled under his shirt, getting at bare skin. “Plehehehehease!”
“You’re not saying no.”
Izaya blushed, averting his gaze. “Yohohou’re insuhuhufferable!”
“I’m well aware. I’m also aware that you love it.”
Izaya squeaked as nails scribbled under his arms, arching back against the couch. The two stayed like that for quite a while, the apartment filled with the sounds of laughter and gentle teasing.
In the end, it wasn’t the worst way that the night could have ended. 
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acid-gramma · 2 years
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Nej sen sevmedigin bir isi uapmak zorunda kaliyor musun hic? Nasil bitirebiliyorsun veya baslayacak motivasyonu nasil buluyorksun? Ilac kullanmaktan yana degilsin pek diye hatirliyorum ama imkansiz ders calismak. Atiyorum bi ritalin ooh ders mi getir amina koyayim. Neymis markete mi gidilecekmis kalk gidek anasini sikeyim. Bence uyusturucular dozunda cok iyi ua 70-80 sene yasicam demiyosan ufak dozlarla tolerans gelistirmeyecdk seviyede tutarak tum hayatin boyunca uyusturucu etkisinde gezilebilir bemce its fine yanj
hahahad cok tatli betimlemelerdi... istemedigim isi yapamiyorum. istedigim isi bile yapamiyorum inanilmaz incapableim ve yapabilecegim hicbir sey yok. amk ilaclari da beni ilacsiz su bile alamayacak hale dusuruyor, bagimlilik olustugunda yeni normalin o oluyor ekstra bir boostu olmuyor ki
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m3ws-moved · 3 years
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Oh!! I accidentally unfollowed you while trying to click the Ask button (but I followed you again immediately) I was about to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, mutual!! 😭😂 I hope your day is lovely! Technically... I got you a new follower, consider it my gift to you today :,) ❤️ Hahahad
lol its cool i do that all the time, and THANK YOU !! it is so far, and i hope yours is too :) and haha true, thank you <3
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walesnts · 7 years
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Gareth joking about the tree branch again
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switchy-lee-tan · 4 years
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Scaring Them Off
Word Count: 1018
(This is a story with my original characters, Tan and Gray. They are roommates and Gray is a demon.)
Tan is too polite to tell the local religious recruiters to leave him alone, so he lets Gray help him.
TWs: Consensual Tickling, Consensual Demonic Possession, Religion, Reference To Christianity, Brief Implied Homophobia, Swearing
The sound of the door was one that always made Tan stiffen. When he was young, it indicated that his privacy was over and that his guard had to be up. Seeing Gray's face made his shoulders relax a bit.
"Hey, what's up, pal?" Tan leaped to his feet and started pouring a bag of pretzels into a blue plastic bowl. When Gray didn't respond, he just kept talking. "I need to ask you a favor. There's this group of guys that come by every once in a while and they aren't very- uh- they aren't exactly the kind of guys I want to associate with. Y'know, real culty types. All smiles, but very insistent. I was wondering if you could scare 'em off for me."
Gray set down his bag on the table and let out a breath. "Why can't you just ignore them?"
"They won't stop texting me and leaving me messages and I don't want to be rude and tell them to fuck off. But you..." Tan grabbed a pretzel, and, not breaking eye contact with Gray, put it in his mouth.
"Me what?" Gray frowned.
"You don't have any qualms about being rude," Tan said. "At least, not as far as I know. And you're a demon, and you know what scares religious people more than anything?"
"...Demons?"
"Right!" Tan slammed his hands on the table, grin wide on his face. "And that's why you need to pretend you're- uh- an evil spirit that's dwelling in this apartment."
"Tan," Gray said. "I am an evil spirit that's dwelling in this apartment."
"Yeah, but you pay rent, so roommate is just more accurate,"
"I don't mind doing this for you, so long as I get something in return," Gray said.
Tan grimaced. "Demons don't do stuff for free, huh?"
"Excuse me if I'm not charitable, it's just that I've been in hell for so long I've forgotten the point of doing free favors." Gray was always a bit sarcastic, but he seemed to get even more so when defensive.
"What do you want?" Tan sighed.
"I want to choose the method and circumstances I will use to scare these religious men off," Gray said. "You will have to cooperate, of course."
"That's it?" Tan said. "I was going to let you do that anyway."
"That's all I want," Gray said smoothly. Tan raised an eyebrow.
"Alright, well," Tan sat up, resting his arms against the table. "What's your strategy?"
"I'm going to possess you," Gray said.
"Oh, Gray, not that! I get goosebumps just thinking about last time," Tan squirmed in his chair.
"Is that so?" a grin spread on Gray's face. "Don't you trust me?"
Tan just glared.
"Fair," Gray said. "I can't promise it won't be exactly like last time. But I also won't do anything without your permission."
Tan let out a sigh. He knew where this was going. "Okay, but... uh... just remember to stop when I tell you to, 'kay?"
"Of course," Gray said, almost kindly. "So when are these folks going to come by?"
"In about an hour,"
"So little time," Gray said. "C'mere."
~
Tan soon lay spread eagle on his bed, arms and legs securely tied in place. He supposed that this was natural for a victim of possession, as shown in movies, but he still felt a bit hesitant about it. Gray grabbed his wrist for a moment, and vanished.
Tan frowned, then shifted violently as Gray's presence in his brain became apparent. Another squirm.
The doorbell rang through the room, and Tan could only let out a strangled "Come in."
Tan bit his lip for a moment. A tingly sensation was climbing up his side, and he could almost feel the feather-soft touch of five spidering fingers. Suddenly, it was mirrored by the other side. Tan squeaked.
"Goddamnit, Gray, do you have to-" Tan cut off. The sensation was doubling in speed, and he squirmed, his hips bucking and arms pulling against the ropes.
"What's going on?" two men in suits were at his door. Tan was about to let out a sheepish reply, but the tickly sensation suddenly crawled up his neck. He threw back his head, bursting into giggles.
"A dehehehemon's tahaken mehehe ohover! I hahahad to- hahahaha! Shihihihit!" he ignored the gasps he received from the religious men. "Ihihi tihihied mysehehelf up to protehehect you! Sahahave yohourselves!"
Blank stares. This was getting difficult. Just when Tan thought they'd have to give up, he felt hands on his back, alternating between poking and dragging and spidering. Tan writhed, arching his back and cackling with laughter.
"GRAHAHAHAY! OHOHOMYGOHOHOD! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Maybe we should get out of here," one of the men said to the other.
"I don't know. Maybe we should get someone to do an exorcism?"
"Yeah, and where's that demon gonna go right after we get it out? One of us."
"Oh. Oh no."
"There's no Christlike way out of this, unless you want to end up like that." the man looked pointedly at Tan, who was now jerking his arms wildly against the ropes, face red, head thrown back, his entire body trembling as helpless laughter escaped him.
"Maybe," the other admitted. "But, still, we shouldn't leave him like this."
The tickling slowed, and Tan caught his breath. "I-I'll behehe fine. The demon's my roommate."
"Roommate?" the first man narrowed his eyes. "You must have invited this spirit in to begin with, then."
"Uhhh... I guess so," Tan said. The two men stared at him, eyes wide with shock and disgust.
"We have to leave this cursed home," the first one whispered, straightening his tie. "Besides I don't think that Tan fellow is entirely heterosexual, God save him."
"You think so?"
"I'm right here," Tan said. "Pretty gay though, yeah."
The two men hurried out of the room and Tan waited until he heard his front door shut before relaxing against the bed.
"It's over, Gray. You can come out now, " Tan said.
"How disappointing," Gray said. "I was just starting to have fun."
"Get out here and untie me, asshole."
"Yeah, yeah."
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