#I HATE U HTML

[cloudsthatglowinthenightsky]

i HATE when i get a titanium commision and then a mithril commision ONCE THE TITANIUM ONE IS DONE in the SAME AREA. like hmmmm you couldn't have thought of a better time to do this??? no????

alternatively i LOVE when i get a titanium commision iin the same area once the mithril is done bc i never actually mine the titanium i always forget. so it's like. ohhhhh..... teehee... you want me to.... mine the titanium from over there...? oh..... wowwwwww would you look at that..... there's a huge pile already over there where did THAT come from????

and when i get a titanium and mithril in the same area same time i simply weep with joy.

#haha my brain waves #hello pixel #in case ur wondering i'm currently experienceing the FIRST thing. #worst moment of my life fr fr...... #WIAT BACK AGAIN CAUSE IT DIDN'T SSAVE MY RETURNS. AGAIN. #html hell #I HATE U HTML #just put a ton of spaces between them maybe this'll work somehow sob emoji #WHAT THE HELL NOW IT WORKED BUT LEFT THE HUGE SPACES???? #HHOW DO I JUST GET ONE #TRYING 2 TRYING 2 #MAYBE 2 IS SOMEHOW THE ANSWER #ok wait they're doinff this weird thing where there's a space but then there's like weird little options #to attach an image or something #and then there are itty bitty spaces between the image space and text #so MAYBYE this'll work??? holding out hope #no it's still bigger maybe normal will work somehow now :( #hwllo #WHAT #WHY CANT I TAG #HTML HELL #IT WORKS IN ALL CAPS??? #what is going on getting woozy.... #TUMBLR YOU SUCK SO MUCH

[philosophicallava]

me and html are worst enemies

#i hate u html #ur telling me in 2022 i need to use html and there isn't a better way to do this??

[lonlonranching]

there are simply not enough hours in the day

#work 8 hours watch school lectures do school assignments do at least 10 hours of html metadata work #which luckily i found a cheatcode for this work involving the concatenate feature on excel #plan my dnd character and spells slots and practice a vague slavic accent for her that i swear to god is getting worse #i havent read a book in a month and a half im not even kidding u #october im planning on sitting down with some gothic lit but jesus fucking christ #navigating personal professional academic life in tandem with having a social life so your friends dont think you hate them/dont care about #IS SO FUCKING HARD #i need time powers #oh i forgot to mention SLEEP. WHICH IVE LEARNED I NEED AT LEAST 8 HOURS IN ORDER TO FUNCTION #AND THAT BARELY GETS ME THERE THUS THE FUCKING MEDS #how are any of us functioning #also i dont have a car bc i cant AFFORD ONE (and CANT DRIVE ANYWAY) but i waited 30 minutes for a bus thats supposed to come every 15 ;) #i just. #idk. #life sucks sometimes

[tahitiwoke]

CHARACTER FOCUS  → THE PARIS AFFAIR.

“ give me a kilo. “   what do you think this is, fuckin’ bogota? what the fuck do you think this is about? it's about these scumbags! converting their finances into drugs so they can move it around without being detected. “ why don’t we skip dinner and go straight to dessert? “   is that all you think about?  “ every second of every day. “

#CHARACTER FOCUS. #STRIKE TEAM ALPHA. #OPERATIONS. #vlyuvdova #i forgot to tag u and now the html hates me #SAVE. #MINE.

[stxrmnight]

#fandaniel #ff14 #endwalker #ff14 wol #ffxiv wol #nemiarts #enw #i hate how u cant place images under a blockquote even by html anymore lol that was such a stapleof old tumblr styling #oh well

[pinayelf]

I haven't rly brushed up on the latest versions of html but is there a way to be able to edit navigation bars all at once like php includes but with solely html?

#lol i havent seen php in a hot minute either #the one thing that frustrates me so much is when u wanna edit a navigation bar you have to edit every page its on 😭 i hate it #anyway if anyone more versed on it wants to answer #i need to brush up on html and css lol

[starlitaritican]

Sheezy.Art

Sheezy opens today for 250 new members for their beta at 2 PM EST along with a stream :3c and I think if things go well they plan to have more openings every friday??

https://sheezy.blog/registrations-open-tomorrow

https://github.com/Sheezy-Art/sheezy-hub/wiki

The past week has been nothing but lovely since coming back and I'm so excited to meet more people 💕its like a beautiful blend of old DA, tumblr side blogs, TH's pretty customizable pages, and bluesky's custom feeds. They're against AI and NFTs too. Obviously its still in beta so there will be bugs that need to be worked out, but so far everything seems incredible

currently there's a limit of being able to post 5 images every 24 hours, but honestly?? that's been amazing so people don't flood each other out too much trying to catch back up. lets you easily space out your uploads and find others easily

I really hope it continues to thrive and everything goes well. Its been so long since I've really had a place where I felt like I fit. I hated twitter with a passion and struggled to get into tumblr since I'm not really someone who reblogs funny stuff since that's not what I'm here for. The only way to really get noticed is to hope and pray someone more popular reblogs your stuff which :'D. I still absolutely love toyhou.se and have been enjoying bluesky so far, but they aren't exactly meant to be art gallery sites and have that kind of community.

also if u do decide to join I highly recommend TweakSheezy its super nice for tweaks you might wanna make :D

screenshot of my profile layout to give an idea of what pages can look like...mines a bit of a mess rn and I need to mess around with HTML more but LMAO also you get a little pagedoll :3

the browsing area. I have my maturity level set to general, but there's ones for mature and explicit. You can choose to have mature content blurred as well even if you have it switched on

you can have little custom pixel icons by your username that stay with it where ever u post :3

you can also make silly little pin boards of things ur interested in, art you've gotten, or just random memes if you wanted to its so funny how I've been seeing people use them

I turned mine into a shrimp tank that people can draw a shrimp to put them in the tank, and it leads you to their profile when you click them (bc yes you can link credits to the images!!!)

#Sheezyart #Sheezy Art #Art website #Text post #art sites

[oakbuggy]

Hi I'm the same anon who was having problem viewing the images ! Actually I can't see it on your other NSFW art as well. I checked different browsers and even test it the html way but no shot. However when I researched a bit about it, it's a bit of known issue on Ao3. I have this link here : https://archiveofourown.org/known_issues#importing

It's in the importing works. I don't if it will actually help but I would hate not being able to see your art anymore !

HOOOO BOYO OKAY OKAY this comes at p good timing since i was planning to post my old NSFW art on twitter, I just didn't before because twitter's weird with non-twit users now

AO3's process for publishing images is quite a pain in the ass but I do think I have a solution!! I've been meaning to do this for a bit now, even if it not a problem for everyone I can see how this issue may occur!

thank u tech support anon for letting me know, ill do a mini announcement maybe by this time tomorrow when I'm done implementing a potential fix on my end!!

#ask #tech support anon #lmk if u wanna be known as a different thing lol #i will post again once im able! #ao3 will still be usable+viewable #dw dw i hate twitter for a reason #but i can use it to help here

[freshlyjuicedbeetles]

So, I got into Star Wars around 2007 (?) and instantly fell in love with Darth Vader. Like, I have a story about how I came to him like others do about meeting their goddamn spouse. Star Wars was so different then. We thought it was all over and people hated Ahsoka. If I could tell my younger self that there would be a near abundance of content from new movies to TV shows (and that we get clearer shots of what Vader looks like under the suit), I wouldn't believe you.

Of course, what did I do at the time? Look for smut.

I'm from the Before Times before we had @hanasnx and @wierdstrangee and their cohorts (if you post Vader content pleeeease message me and I will follllllooow). We barely had any smutty content on FanFiction.Net, other than the amazing work by Ivy Leigh (https://www.fanfiction.net/u/268073/Ivy-Leigh) and the works on Bast Castle (http://bastcastle.org/html/adfic). AO3 wasn't the go-to site like it is now.

Darth Vader just wasn't seen that way. We had a lot of Anakin content but nearly nothing of Vader. Since Rogue One and Kenobi, there has been a resurgence of new life in Vader's subsect of the fandom.

I'm just so goshdarn happy.

#I'M OLD #I'M REMINISCING #GET ME MY BLANKET #DARTH VADER #DARTH VADER SMUT #STAR WARS

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

By: Hillel Neuer

Published: Jan 28, 2024

1/ UN secretary-general Antonio Guterres said he was “horrified” to learn of UNRWA staff ties to Hamas terrorism.

That's odd.

September 3, 2015: UN Watch Report: UNRWA Officials Operating 12 Separate Facebook Accounts Inciting Terrorism.

2/ October 19, 2015: Report: UNRWA Employees Incite to Murder of Jews on Facebook

3/ November 30, 2015: Report: Despite UNRWA Promises, Teachers Again Inciting to Violence Against "Jewish Apes and Pigs"

4/ February 2, 2017: Report: UNRWA teachers incite Jihadist terrorism & antisemitism

5/ April 10, 2017: Canada & UNRWA: Enhanced Due Diligence? A new report by UN Watch

6/ September 25, 2019: Exposed: UNRWA teachers still inciting Jihadi terrorism & antisemitism

7/ August 2, 2021: Report: UN Teachers Celebrate Deaths of Israelis

8/ June 23, 2022: Report: UNRWA’s Teachers of Hate

9/ March 14, 2023: UN Teachers Call To Murder Jews, Reveals New Report

“Teachers at UNRWA regularly call to murder Jews, and  glorify terrorism, encourage martyrdom, demonize Israelis and incite antisemitism.”

10/ November 6, 2023: UN Teachers Celebrated Hamas Massacre

“Report uncovers 20 UNRWA teachers who celebrated the October 7th Hamas massacre of Israeli civilians. These are in addition to 133 UNRWA staff exposed in March 2023 for supporting terrorism.”

https://unwatch.org/report-u-n-teachers-celebrated-hamas-massacre/

11/ January 2024: UNRWA's Terrorgram

“UNRWA teachers in a 3,000-member UNRWA Telegram group cheered and celebrated Hamas’s October 7th massacre while at the same time asking when their UNRWA salaries will be paid.”

https://unwatch.org/unrwa-terrorgram/

--

https://groupchat.unwatch.org/2023-10_4.html

"One of God's days"

"Scenes that delight the beholder (and it really was on us to support the believers)"

"I swear that it is a blessed day and from the days of God"

"God is great, God is great. Oh Allah, make them steadfast and bring them back safely!"

"I swear that it is a blessed day and from the days of God"

-- UNRWA_EDU channel, Oct 7, 2023, 6:16-7:27AM

This are supposedly people who work for the UN.

==

If you haven't gotten the hint by now, UNRWA is literally a Hamas training organization.

This is what UNRWA schools teach children:

#Hillel Neuer #UN Watch #United Nations #UNRWA #Defund UNRWA #UNRWA is Hamas #United Nations Relief and Works Agency #Hamas #hamas supporters #islamic terrorism #suicide bombers #islam #this is islam #antisemitism #palestine #pro palestine #free palestine #israel #palestine supporters #terrorism supporters #religion #religion is a mental illness

[shaguro]

How do u get diff color palettes?? Like I’m stuck with the ones already provided and hate them so much!!

Like I want to a pretty princess acc but im stuck with these neon colors!! Plz

Ps. Sorry if this was confusing idk how to word it better

hi nonnieeee 🩷 it wasn’t super confusing, i understood what you meant!

for other colors, i use this website. you have a variety of options with it, solid colors or different gradients!

to add it to tumblr posts, you need to go into the settings of whatever post you want to add it too and change the editor from rich text to html. you copy and paste it there, you can also preview it to see if it’s too your liking. after that, you switch back to rich text and boom! pretty colored words. 🩷

#i hope this wasn’t confusing! #if you have any more questions you can msg me again babes!!! #—✰ shanti speaks

[simmonsized]

🕯?

Hi Cory!!!!

🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that?

Well I can't remember how much we've talked about this, but for me, editing usually gives me another 1-2k extra words, due to my laborious and terrible process, and also takes me several hours.

So, mixed bag, probably a solid 7.

Since I write on my phone, then type it onto a word document (where I add or change things u know), I get to reread the work again, which I find pretty enjoyable. And as much as I hate pesterlog html, since that's the last step, I'm usually pretty giddy because it means I'm about to post! And I of course really like that part :)

#except the imposter syndrome we all probably suffer from #but i like writing so i don't mind editing as much as i used to!

[menciemeer]

okay I was scrolling through your blog (a normal amount? too much? I'm sorry if this is weird I don't know if dragging up old posts in acceptable on this site!) and saw one where you said you use vim and I am curious about that! I tried it a while ago and was like... okay I can see how this might be faster once you get REALLY good at it, and it would definitely be useful to have the ability to export easily in multiple formats because I have realized suddenly that it seems like AO3's downloads frequently mess up the formatting? (Or maybe just fail to fix messed-up formatting that the browser smooths over?) Sooo yeah do you use it to write or just for code or what? is it worth it to become a Vim Person?

HELLO this is actually one of the things I most love to talk about because vim is my Favorite Piece Of Software. I love it well beyond a normal amount. That being said it's ummm not for everyone and not for everything. I'm putting this under a readmore because this is too long to inflict on poor unsuspecting souls who are just here for Hannibal content.

Section 1: The ways in which vim is useful

Vim is most useful when the stuff you're working on is more structured and what you're doing is more rote. So something like code (which, yes, is what I learned it for) is very formally structured, and something like html is sort of vague scaffolding around text, which is pretty much a blobby mush where really nothing means very much of anything. (The number of times I ct. only to get pulled up short by an honorific is very high, and I am grouchy.)

Part of the thing that makes structure good is that vim is more useful (relative to a traditional editor) when you can precisely define the action you want to take. Getting better at vim is really about improving your vim-vocabulary so that you are more able to make precise statements about what it is that you want vim to do. I use a "normal" markdown editor for drafting, because what I want to do is "write the next bit" which is not a very vim-interesting action and obviously not very precise. I do use vim for editing, though, because often the things I want to do are, like: "replace this word with some other word" (cw), "delete the end of this paragraph" (D), "rewrite this bit of dialogue" (ci"), "remove this whole paragraph" (dd)--you get the idea.

Also, the place that vim goes from "ok, this seems pretty good" to "this is invaluable" is really when you want to repeat stuff. Something like "the compiler is giving me 25+ pedantic warnings because the file I'm working on was written prior to the introduction of the C++ override keyword" or "I'm rewriting an API so I need to fix the function name in these dozen callsites, remove the first argument, and swap the places of args 2 & 4." These examples are programming-related because I haven't found a use for macros in writing yet. (I live in hope.)

Section 2: If you want to learn vim, here are my tips

I don't really want to tutorialize because there are a lot of those out there already. I do wish to dispense some general philosophical wisdom. (!!!!!)

First of all, keep in mind that the bar is very low. Normal editors are not really that productive. Fancy WYSIWYG editors (which I hate, equal and opposite to my vim-love) are negatively productive for me, because I will get distracted and/or distressed by all the available buttons, formatting options, and whether I accidentally italicized any of the spaces. You don't need to be maximally productive in vim to make use of it, and you don't really need to know that much to match the capabilities of a normal plaintext editor.

If you want to learn vim, I would pick a small set of keys to understand first. Like, i and I (capital-i) to enter insert mode, <Esc> to get back to normal mode. bwhjkl as basic movement options. u and <ctrl>r for undo/redo. If you must, y and d for copy/cut, p and P for paste. (System clipboard--I'm sorry--accessed with "+, so "+y or "+p for example.) That is probably well over enough.

After you get a handle on the basics, the fun part of vim is figuring out where your inefficiencies are and learning how to improve them. Realizing that you're pushing more buttons than you want to be pushing, figuring out how to describe the thing you want to do in a google search, and then finding out that vim has a key to do that. gg G } { c % $ ^ zz . ; and so on, and so on. The world is your oyster &c. (The sheer delight I felt when, more than half a decade after starting to use vim, I found the aforementioned ci"? Indescribable.)

Section 3: In which I address the actual ask

Ok ok okokok sorry. I've written all of this to tell you that I don't actually know what the weird formatting stuff you're talking about is. I read pretty much all long fic on an ereader after downloading as epub and I haven't noticed anything bizarre with the formatting? When I do want to go in and poke around in an epub I usually just use calibre's built-in editor.

In terms of exporting your own plaintext/markdown writing to multiple formats, I use pandoc. I've been very happy with it, but it isn't anything that couldn't be done by hand (and also doesn't require you to start from Vim In Particular). I would love to talk about pandoc but aaaggggh this is already way too long (sorry).

I do have strong feelings about writing in plaintext (glorious! small! no weird formatting distractions! what you see is what's in the actual file you're really writing it there's no secrets) versus WYSIWYG (too many buttons! what do they do! am i using it wrong if i don't push them! why is the filesize so big! what are your secrets, renamed .zip file!) but vim isn't the only choice if you want to go the plaintext route only the best one no, look, I spent the whole of section 1 talking about this, I am not allowed to go backwards. Honestly, though, if you're interested I'd say go for it! Vim is fun to learn and very clever! Knowing vim feels a little like knowing a weird, hyper-specialized little language.

#in re: tumblr etiquette I am sorry to report that I have no idea #seems fine #i am the furthest thing to an etiquette expert that exists though #if i ever have not interacted with a post there is a nonzero chance that it's because i couldn't figure out the properly polite way to do i #and if i have ever interacted with a post there is a >50% chance #that i have had some private angst about whether i was Doing It Wrong #should that reblog have been a comment #or a like #or an original post #i do not know #anyway i am always (too) delighted to talk about #vim

[galaxywarp]

also hey hi I just stayed up all night tweaking my desktop theme ;w; validate me?

I know it looks largely the same but I was messing around with the HTML and CSS…..text sizes and padding mostly in order to make things more easy to read …. I’d hate if my blog was turning people away because it was too annoying, confusing, or SMALL to see. and the default settings on a lot of themes looooove to use tiny little letters.

I also adjusted the sizing of the sidebar and added navigation tabs. Clicking on ASK now shows a message as well reminding people about my rules concerning the server, and there’s a nice little list of tags I use as well as links to my other social media

Oh and I FINALLY made a semi-decent about page 🤪🤪🤪

What do u think!!! :3

#he asked no one cuz everyone normal is asleep hdjdjdbdbdbdb

[jentlemahae]

Tumblr really wants to be like fucking Twitter on desktop. This updated layout is just absolute ass.

it hasn’t changed for me yet but i hate the new post uploader (?) so much, it’s so messy and annoying if u want to change the html ugh

#anonymous #sophie ask

[kelprot-old]

KEL i keep looking at your website i love it soooo so much its so good. i love it i think the colours are so awesome i loveall the images even if my desktop hates it i love all the resources it is sooo fun looking at the little changelog. itmakes me want to try html/css again and i have been trying to make a website for like a MONTH and i still dont really get anything im doing but this makes me want to keep at it i love you :)

HI GRIAN....AWESOME AWESOME ASK THIS IS SOOO AEWSOME ihope your day is awesome and everything goes well for u for the next 2 million months BTW. ALSO I HOPE YR SITEMAKING IS GOING OKAY!!! if theres anythign i can help you with let me know ^_^ GOOD LUCK u got this YAYYYYYY

#THANK YOOUUUU thismade my day :3