#I Hate Roadhog

[trasho-pando2011]

#meme #my meme #idk what else to tag so I'll just put some of my favorite characters #bob velseb #candy dealer #eddie dear #howdy pillar #kinger #palia zeki #spamton g spamton #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf eclipse #daycare attendant #dca #dr teeth #count von count #roadhog #bugsy pugsler #(i love him...but i hate him... but i love him) #wambus troubleham #senshi #dungeon meshi senshi #wario #beetlejuice #mlp big mac #big mcintosh

[xmoonlitxdreamx]

these are like. extremely sloppy. but here they are anyway...

#art #fan art #ovw #overwatch #roadrat #junkrat #roadhog #mako rutledge #jamison fawkes #i did these to try and practice being more consistent w roadhog but im failing #i need to do like...... proper studies....... look at refs......... i hate doing studies tho its so tedious #hard to find refs too rip

[u-x-o]

Something dumb I though of on a long car ride 😭

I need to draw more goofy scenarios like this lool

#art #digital art #overwatch #ow2 #overwatch fanart #junkrat #jamison fawkes #roadhog #mako rutledge #wrecking ball #hammond overwatch #comic #funny #shitpost #stupid #this is incredibly stupid #i have a love-hate relationship with hampter #i feel like they would hate eachother but still hang out for some reason

[panicbones]

we have to get roadhog out of overwatch so bad shit is dire

#i hate ovw fans they dont appreciate a bad bitch like roadhog and it sucks #fatphobia is insanely real and its hell #SLAMMING MY FISTS AGAINST THE WALLS. HOGGIE #skeletal chatter

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

okay so i used to follow the overwatch league up to the 2020 season and ive been missing it a lil and decided to watch some old (ancient) matches from 2018, (which is just about the only old owl matches you can still find with any sort of ease)

then got bored and since the owl has been going continuously since then, i watched a lil from the 2022 season

and like. yeah i expected changes i know theyve been adding heroes to overwatch and changing the rules and overwatch 2 is a thing now??? i lost track of it a long time ago tbh ive not been following this for like 3 years

anyway okay different arena different stage - it’s only 5 people per team now huh?? oh Carpe is still there its nice to see a familiar face. what the casters tearing into him now cus hes been there too long??? okay uber and mr x literally the same casters as we saw in the inaugural season. lay off the good man Carpe fucking rocks okay hes a great player and i literally dont know anyone else in this whole match. only 1 tank now per team which is sad i loved watching the flex tank players. new heroes that im not familar with i was expecting that

but you know what really threw me, and made me unable to watch anymore?????

lijiang tower!!! it’s not even night time anymore!! what the hell is this??

okay im done now i think it may be time to never check out the owl ever again sadly

#honestly though i think the 5 player thing is more of a deal breaker. tbh #i fucking loved watching the tanks and supports in the past #they introduced role lock in 2020 i think and i hated that. goats meta was my fucking jam ok #and i watched games from 2018 and it was so much fun to watch a player play roadhog bastion and brigitte on the same map #dps centered meta will never be what i want i know the casters and analysts fucking love their genji tracer widow sojourn #i dont even know sojourn but they seem pretty big in current meta #i say current this is from the 2022 season playoffs #meta will have changed by now #is overwatch out for switch yet tbh i miss playing it a lil #could boot up the ole ps4 and play on that but i was never very good at that #anyway the meta has been too dps focused who cares about reaper. give me dva reinhart. zen lucio bastille please #i just wanna see my tanks and supports who cares about dps #overwatch #overwatch league #i need a tag for my own rambles

[ssilentozziee]

i am literally so deranged

#overwatch #roadhog #mako rutledge #overwatch 2 #overwatch fanart #ow2 #art #roadhog overwatch #deranged behavior #absolutely deranged #i am deranged #deranged posting #i hate it here

[thatkaiburgirl17]

If you main Roadhog

Fuck you :)

#overwatch 2 #roadhog mains #roadhog #i hate you #also fuck mei

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

ppl fr ship junkrat with anybody. what would he and mei or symmetra or sombra or mercy or dva or whoever the hell even talk about 🙄

#at least shipping him w roadhog makes sense #but i ship him with me 🤭 #but fr tho (the previous statement was also 'for real') all those people canonically do not like him some even hate him so. #ik i'm on THE IGNORING CANON WEBSITE (besides every fanfiction website) but yeah. just my 2 pennies #before anyone gets mad at me let me give u fodder to humiliate me w: u know op is weird as hell when they get jealous over fictional ppl

[pillow4t]

More headcannons :3

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★Lùcio doesn't own a normal pair of shoes. All of them are heelys. If he's not in his skates he's barefoot or heelys 🫶🏻

★I think it would be funny if lifeweaver was scared of bugs. He loves them so much and appreciates them more than anything but ask him to hold one? He'd love to! But he starts to freak out (more than) a little "aw look! It's a- ITS ON ME-!"

★Back when Lifeweaver and Symmetra shared a dorm, Niran would constantly forget/not have to energy to brush his hair, putting it off until it was so bad he thought he would have to cut it. Satya sat down and brushed through his hair for 3 hours. He's still so grateful, even if her reminding him to brush his hair every. day. got annoying but he appreciated it.

★Brigitte listens to all types of music. Her playlist goes from Black metal to k-pop then to some Spanish song Sombra told her to listen to. D.va banned her from the aux cord in the car after cannibal corpse played after Ke$ha<3

★Cassidy carries his mom's Rosary with him at all times — he's not a religious person but it was his mom who would wear it everyday and it's nice to have something to remind him of her

★Genji gives sparrow feathers to people he trusts with his whole body and soul. Cassidy carries one in his hat, Kiriko has one in a frame in her room, Mercy has hers tapped on top of her computer. He has a spare one he's been thinking about giving Hanzo but every time he thinks about handing it to him, he starts to get nervous.

★Junkrat didn't tell Roadhog he was making him a trap until he had already made like 50. Junkrat kinda just handed it to him during a fight, Hog threw it, It worked. Rat made 100 more for him

★ Illari made Hanzo a blanket made out of 100% alpaca wool as a birthday gift and expected him to set it to the side and use it a few times. No. This man takes that blanket EVERYWHERE. Overnight mission? He'll bring a bag and that blanket. Genji forced him to movie night? Blanket is going with him.

★ Ashe used to have hair down to the middle of her back, Cassidy loved it so she kept it. Then when Cassidy left for Overwatch she cut it herself in the middle of a 'i hate him' breakdown. He never grew his beard out because she didn't like it, he didn't start actually growing one until a few months in blackwatch. ALSO When Cassidy was still in the deadlock gang he would kiss the mole above Ashe's mouth before he would actually kiss her( I'm so normal about deadlock Cashe I promise )

★D.va and Genji have game nights where they'll play board games instead of playing online. While they do have online gaming days (it's most of the time tbh) but after a stressful week, CandyLand was the way to go<3

#overwatch #overwatch headcanons #illari #overwatch hanzo #cole cassidy #mcashe #deadlock Cashe #its 6am im tired #sorry for any spelling mistakes lol #can u tell i like lifeweaver #bc i don't. i love him #lifeweaver #<3

[wildissylupus]

I find it interesting that Moira isn't hostile towards Junkrat compared to most of the overwatch characters, I had thought she would look at him with disdain. I'm sure after that interaction that Roadhog would hate Moira with a passion

Oh absolutely, Roadhog would not like Moira. Specifically because she has the same belief system as Omnica, she wants the advancement of humanity, doing experiments that she can do without think about if she should do it. Which is something I think Roadhog would hate on principal, add that with Moira wanting to experiment of Junkrat and you have a whole issue.

As for Moira and Junkrat, I honestly never saw them hating each other. I honestly think they're very similar, just in different fields. Both of them love their respective fields with a passion, to the point where others find it concerning. Which leads them to be ostracized by their own communities. We also know that though Moira is confident, she doesn't really underestimate people, at least in the traditional sense. So doubt Moira looks at Junkrat and instantly sees an idiot.

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch lore #overwatch headcanons #analysis #overwatch junkrat #junkrat #jamieson fawkes #jamison fawkes #roadhog #mako rutledge #moira overwatch #moira o'deorain #moira ow

[kenny-the-ken]

Emo Head Cannons for the Main 4 Boys!

A massive thank you to my favourite ever @kira-broflovski for our chats about this and for also helping me with ideas for these!!! 💞

Kyle 💚

- iTS NoT a PHasE MOm!

- Plays Overwatch and mains D.VA or Widowmaker

- Hates furries with a burning passion (Eric)

- More of a screamo listener, boy has some pent up rage

- Really wants to colour his hair dark but his parents have definitely put a stop to that!

- "I'm not emo, I'm just misunderstood."

- Goes skateboarding with Kenny and Stan, even though he's awful at it

- Smokes cigarettes to be 'cool and different'

Kyle ashes his cigarette before sighing. "My parents just don't get it! It's their fault I'm so emo in the first place."

Stan 💙

- Was emo in the womb

- Also plays Overwatch with Kyle but he deffo mains Reaper or Roadhog

- Usually drunk

- "I was emo before it was cool."

- Definitely cries to My Chemical Romance

- Doesn't hate furries as much as Kyle but definitely doesn't like them.

- Wardrobe consists of band tees, black hoodies, black beanies and black skinny jeans

- "I don't have to dye my hair to be emo, my hair is naturally black."

"My dad grows weed, so I can get it whenever I want it." Stan said, brushing his long black fringe from his eyes.

Eric ❤️

- He isn't emo, he bullies them

- "You guys look like a gay boy band."

- Is secretly a furry (The Coon is literally an animal)

- Kyle is still his sworn enemy

- Probably listens to Hollywood Undead

- Denies it though

- Is secretly a massive nerd but will never let anyone know, it's his biggest weakness

- "Well, good luck to you guys seeing MCR in concert cause they broke up years ago."

- Gamers vs Furries (Kyle vs Eric)

"Hey, Kyle! I didn't know Jews could be emo!" Eric shouted down the corridor.

"Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not a furry like you!"

Kenny 🧡

- Sk8tr boi

- Ripped skinny jeans and hoodies

- Probably showers once a week (sometimes)

- STINKS of weed

- Has been stoned from birth

- "I like dying all the time dudes, just sucks I come back to life." 🥲

- Wants a big tiddie goth gf

- Has a drug problem

- General menace to society

"Dude, I sniffed glue before and I swear I got so high I thought I was dead... or maybe I did die." Kenny spoke, his already stoned mind wandering to itself.

#kenny mccormick #kenny south park #south park #eric cartman #kyle south park #stan marsh #stan south park #kyle brovlofski #stan marsh x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #south park headcanons #south park cartman #south park fandom #cartman south park #south park stan #south park kyle #south park kenny #south park eric cartman

[foolcunting]

you hate enemy roadhogs because you find them annoying to go up against. I hate enemy roadhogs because when I get hooked and get yanked face to belly with that sexy terrifying big ass bastard I lose all sense of coherence and die immediately. we are not the same

#roadhog call me #please pleaee paksowks #roadhog #mako rutledge #ovw #overwatch #fool speak

[termagax]

#wanted to repost this one its been a while since it got taken down #CENSORED this time because god hates me and my man and his small dick #i should do a newer version but i honestly just cant be fucked. this ones fine its cute #🐟 #🦕 #roadhog #repost

[leorawright]

Junkers/shimadas plus rein with an s/o who is tall for their biological/what gender they identify as.

Of course!

Overwatch with tall s/o

Junkrat

He adores you height

It's the optimal height for him to receive piggy back rides and to be carried

Also now he can be the little spoon as well

Junkrat often hangs around people taller than him hence Roadhog so he doesn't feel at all insecure about his height around you

Roadhog

He's pretty tall himself

It's nice to not have to break his neck to look at you

He can also give you normal hugs without worrying about hurting you

It's also nice to not completely overshadow you at times

Junker Queen

She loves how intimidating you seem because of your height

It's nice to be able to look you in the eyes cause I mean she's 7ft

She is a little disappointed that she can't give you piggy back rides but she'll still carry you no matter your height

Hanzo

He's pretty intimidated and flustered by your height

He's pretty used to people be taller than him but when it's you he's usually blushing

He'll act like he hates being carried but he secretly loves it

Genji

Couldn't care less

Though he does often ask to be carried

And he loves being the small spoon so there are many pluses to your height

Anyone who says he should be taller than his s/o can go suck a lemon

Kiriko

She definitely takes advantage of your height

Mainly through jumping on your back and demanding a piggy back ride

Kiriko doesn't really care if you're taller than her because she'll love you the same either way

Reinhardt

He's taller than even Roadhog so he's used to craning his neck to look people in the face

But he doesn't have to do that with you!!

He will still pick you up for hugs and carry you but that's just Reinhardt

He always praises you're height no matter what people say

#overwatch x reader #junkrat x reader #roadhog x reader #junker queen x reader #hanzo x reader #genji x reader #kiriko x reader #reinhardt x reader

[notsuch]

Wanna write Junkers but dont know Aussie shit?

Writing a Junker for non-Aussies, some shit that will make it hit just right instead of half-assing it by writing arvo and calling it done:

the outback is a conceptual area, not a physical place, you cannot put "outback" into a gps and find it, but you can drive two hours out of your city and hit it. the outback can be a green lush rainforest or the outback can be red sand deserts. the point is, it's further away from where you are now and there is fewer people. A park is not the outback, but you can go "out back" to a park to infer its distance from your house.

the most aussie thing about junker queen, junk rat and roadhog is that shirts are a suggestion, not a requirement. if we dont have to wear full tops, we don't. no, that's not just blizzard going "lets show off half naked ppl", in many towns, especially on the coast, they have to enforce a "no shirt, no shoes? no service." rule, it gets that bad.

we also constantly get skin cancer, all the time. everyone. the australian sun has more uv in it than anywhere else in the world AND I DOUBT THAT GOT BETTER WITH ALL THE FREAKING RADIATION EVERYWHERE NOW. It doesn't matter your heritage, black, white, asian, you live in australia? you're getting skin cancer.

no this still does not mean we put on shirts. you'd think that change it, but no. wrong. fuck shirts. fuck pants too. scratch shoes probably while you're at it. ow my feet are burning on the hot pavement? TOO BAD SUCK IT UP. Shorts and a tank top if you really have to push it, but a bikini top at all times is perfectly acceptable for women.

but put on a fucking hat and sunscreen, you complete buffon, what are you, a tourist, not putting on a HAT? always put on a hat. DYOU WANT TO GET SKIN CANCER, HONESTLY,,,,,, but also we suck at putting on hats, just your parents yelled at you to do it and you tell others to do it and always have a hat on hand.

shirt exceptions: if you're in sydney or melbourne. they like, have actual standards about business dress. they even wear three piece suits and shit. my soul died just thinking about it. but even then,,,,, ehhhhh, if its summer, people get /hand wobbles, vague about shirt requirements. ive watched foreign business people see what sydney calls business dress and go EVERYONE HERE IS INFORMAL so like, its more dressed up than the rest of australia, but still probably more dressed down than half the world lmao.

they're call "sydneysiders" and everywhere else takes any reason to trash talk them at every opportunity. we all hate sydney. people who have never been to sydney hate sydney. sydney hates sydney: north sydney hates west sydney, west sydney hates east sydney and so on. everyone who lives in sydney wishes they didn't. fuck sydney. if you cant think of anything to say that's neutral, you can always just slander sydney and it'll be a fairly positive-neutral conversation. i can garuntee Junkers will be sitting there shoving radiated dirt into their horrendous bullet wounds, missing fingers, barely scraping alive, living in the literal apocalypse, and especially be like MAN AT LEAST IM NOT IN SYDNEY.

we call the brits 'Poms' and americans 'Seppos'. If you are talking to a Sydneysider, you can mutually hate on both of these groups. Poms more so. We hate the English. It's not active, btw, we aren't the yanks out here having national pride about a war or something, no, its a passive, low grade, mocking tone at all times about them. Ireland, Scotland and Wales are ok tho, we like them just fine. Just the Brits.

you are not allowed to openly state something is wrong, if its actually seriously fucked up, you have to understate it. for real my own mother was in a small flight plane that had to make an emergency landing in a farmer's field and the farmer came out and said 'bit of trouble mate?' as literal smoke was spewing out of the engine block and the pilot went 'reckon she'll be right in a bit', and everyone sat around having a beer.

except for the weather, you are always, at all times, allowed to complain about the weather. its too hot. its too cold. why is it so humid, why is it so dry. "hows this weather we're having?" is a normal conversation starter to make small talk and also just kill five minutes in line at [sports venue of the choice]. I can physically hear the two fucking junkers in the line to the Scrapyard Arena being like 'man fuck this weather lately' as if it's not the 432432 day of burning hot dry desert irradiated heat that was exactly the same as the day before, and everyone will be 'no yeah bloody hell aye'

slab of beer is a defined currency once you are outside of cities. this is a 24xbeer cans. you can pay for services in beer.

when passing people, "hey" is only acceptable in busy settings, the rest of the time, we're so fucking talkative. people in cities can say 'hi', but outside its got to be the 'eyyy' 'g'day', 'hey bruz', it's always "hi, how ya going?" then a nod and response of "not bad, you?" if you have the time to answer, otherwise a nod with 'g'day gotta go' and an indication you're in a rush is perfectly acceptable. if there is time for it, this is when you go into complaining about the weather. not engaging in this process is ruder than swearing at each other.

a mad cunt and a sick cunt, are your best friends, or the dude at the party who brought the rum and you all cheer. a shit cunt is the worst person who ruined it for everyone by calling the cops because you shouldnt stick a ice box drink cooler on a lawnmower and ride it while drinking said rum. asshole.

the ice box drink is called an Esky, by the way. Not cooler. Esky.

NORTH IS HOT, ITS WHERE ALL THE CROCODILES N CASSOWARIES N SHIT ARE.

the south is cold and does actually get snow, aka the Snowy Mountains are in the south. Yes, we did name it that.

Tasmania (that one big island at the bottom lmao) is snowy and rainy and makes really good whiskey and is probably actually just fine b/c no one cares about it and is not connected to the mainland at all, they judge all "mainlanders".

THEY'RE NOT CALLED COWBOYS, THEY'RE CALLED STOCKMEN, OR JACKAROOS AND JILLAROOS.

Kangaroos are like asshole deer. You will not break them if you hit them, your car however is *completely* fucked.

WE DO NOT CALL THEM 'FARMS'. They are 'properties' or 'stations'. A 'cattle station' is an acceptable term. A sheep station. If you say 'a property' everyone knows you mean an agricultural piece of land, and that it's specifically many, many, MANY, thousands of kilometers long. If you call them farm, we instantly clock you as american or a rich city person who has a 'hobby farm'.

The person who OWNS many, many, many, many, MANY, thousands of miles of land and don't actually work it themselves, may call themselves Farmers, but the rest of us often clock them as rich fuckers because of that reason.

We are not afraid of spiders, snakes, kangaroos, jellyfish, whatever it is foreigners scream about this week, the way you think we are. We don't like them, (ok some of us do), but they just are, and we all got education lessons young about how to not be an idiot about them.

we are fucking with you, at all times, i'm an aussie and I am fucking with you right now. i can meet another aussie in a bar that i do not know, have never seen in my entire life, and make shit up on the spot to distress someone about some animal that does not exist, and the other australian without a fucking beat will IMMEDIATELY. JOIN IN. Junkrat will be tricking Brigette about the existence of Land Sharks and even if she wants to strangle him to death, Junker Queen will 100% back him on whatever the fuck he's saying.

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #junkertown #junkers #junkrat #roadhog

[korodere]

i kinda hate now that the like? homophobic excuse for hating/disliking gay ships of "i see them as friends" "i see them as brothers" "i see them as a teacher/student relationship despite them being close in age" "i see the older one as fatherly to the younger one" has become, like, "woke" way of dismissing gay ships in fandom. esp on tiktok

like the fact that ive seen new overwatch fans say roadrat's age gap is too large and men should just be able to be friends/i think roadhog is fatherly to junkrat so its "icky" is. Wild.

and its always from someone who instead ships those characters in a mediocre het pairing instead

#kota.txt #misusing progressive language to hate on popular gay ships because the popular gay ship isnt as sanitized as your mediocre het ship is craz