#I laughed so hard while writing it

[freebooter4ever]

wait a minute. ned. please tell me thats not what i think it is.

#boots penguins liveblog #im laughing so hard is there ONE nerd on the penguins???? #i recognize that script 🤣 #i learned how to write in that in middle school to keep my diary secret while journaling in class #what a thing to put on your goalie mask though i have sooooo many questions #ok i found ned on instagram that MUST be what i think it is lmao this boys bio #fucking gandalf quote

[recurring-polynya]

A very happy birthday to @kaicko ! I drew my annual Byakuya for youuuuuuuuu!

(she cherished it forever)

#byakuya kuchiki #toshiro hitsugaya #rukia kuchiki #my fanart #byakuya spent 40 minutes trying to get all the stickers perfectly positioned while hitsugaya pretended not to know him #and then he spent another 25 minutes while hitsugaya leaned over (under?) his shoulder and Offered Opinions #two extremely serious men #both matsumoto and hinamori have tried to arm wrestle rukia for possession of this photograph but rukia is extremely good at arm wrestling #my gosh i hope other people find this funny #after i added the 'work friends' text i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe #pls don't anyone look too close at rukia's squad 13 letterhead i can barely read and write in english

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu #HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand #in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred #because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it #including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines. #like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like #‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i’ve ever posted #and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.) #i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on #this one but the full quote was too long: #all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless #so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one #and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o. #liv in the replies #shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs. #if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡 #the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is. #far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze #laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…) #also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy

[lorephobic]

here are my delirious saltburn notes if anyone actually wants to see them. mostly im just laying out scene order for my own reference, but theres definitely some incoherent observation & analysis in here if any of you are crazy enough to look thru it

#saltburn posting #massively underestimated how dark it is in a movie theater #was writing blindly the entire time and tbh i thought i was doing a good job but uhhhh i wasn’t! #honestly just surprised that none of my lines ran together #also laughing very hard at all of the stupid mistakes my hand made while my brain was still watching saltburn #like writing board instead of bored at the bottom of page one #and on page 12 where i put two Ts in get because i couldnt remember if i’d written a t already or not #ALSO ALSO vapid conts is making me laugh rly hard #so true michael

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Embrace

Zelda woke to am embrace.

It was... lukewarm. Cold initially, and soaking wet, but with hot breath on her shoulder, with shivering muscles and a foggy mind and desperate strength holding her close.

What was...? The last thing she remembered was...

Blinking to get water out of her eyes (water? Why was there water?), Zelda turned her head to see dirty blonde hair plastered to wet skin and clothes, she recognized the light blue immediately, the sword on his back.

"Link...?" she breathed.

When--how did she get home? She'd swallowed the secret stone, and--

Link held her tightly, and Zelda's eyes stung with tears as she laughed.

I'm home.

#you ask skye answers #lovely anon #writing prompt #writing #tears of the kingdom #totk #later zelda got aspiration pneumonia #you're welcome #I'M KIDDING #but seriously girl fell like 8000 ft out of the sky to face plant into the water while unconscious like #my girl should be dead #then again so should link #I laughed really hard when landing in a pool of water was supposed to be the way to stop yourself from dying while FALLING THOUSANDS OF FEE #ok nintendo #I'm going to stop myself now LOL

[p4nishers]

can we actually take a moment and remember swan upon leda? can we actually shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and think about our lord and savior swan upon leda because i'm tired of doing it alone every single day guys

#the title itself!!! THE FUCKING TITLE #swan UPON leda #god he's an actual genius THANK U HOZIER SO FUCKING MUCH #i hate how that myth is portrayed and received and objectified bc they make it out to be such a funny little chuckle story like 'hahaha led #is SO easy that she fell for a swan isn't that actually the funniest thing you've ever heard omg like women are literally so easy to please #whatever whatever blahblahblah yes that's fucking hilarious matthew thank u SO much for that absolutely fascinating commentary on a women #getting raped by a god really truly an amazing insight into ur pea fucking brain #like fuck sorry but i just absolutely despises how this myth is made out to be and i remember learning abt it in class and being literally #nauseated bc guess fucking what it's literally not hard to understand wtf is happening and while u r laughing away about i repeat a WOMEN #getting RAPED some fucking of us have brain enough to be mortified #jesus ANYWAY #hozier dropped that song after roe v wade was over turned and i just i love him so fucking much he cares SO MUCH and before anything else #he's an activist and he actually gives a shit about women's rights and he dropped this song as a comfort as something to hold onto but also #as a social commentary and he linked charities and resources to help women and keep them safe and this song just means everything to me #bc greek mythology often gets reduced to children stories bc most ppl know myths from children books and obviously a book for kids not gonn #outloud say the word rape or even imply that that's what's happening and that's fine ig but bc so many ppl know it from there it gets #reduces to a joke and a raped women gets ridiculed but hozier actually took one of the few poems about leda being raped and it being a rape #at all and made it into a song during a time that was so traumatizing for ever afab person in the world basically and it just says 'i see #you i see what you're going through and i'm listening and i actually care and i want to help you' and he's helping by writing a song yes bc #he's spreading the word that way bc that's how movements are spread and people listen to him when he's singing and that's how he helps and #i did i mention that i love him? bc i'd actually do anything for him and to meet him and tell him how much he fucking means to me #the line that always gets me is 'a crying CHILD pushes a CHILD into the night' bc yes she was a fucking child who had to deliver 4 KIDS BC #AN ASSHOLE DECIDED SHE WAS PRETTY ENOUGH TO FUCK and nobody ever cares that she was just a child and her child helen was just a child when #she was abducted and raped and impregnated (JUST LIKE HER MOTHER) by theseus a supposed great hero and im genuinely sick she was just a #child like so many women or girls in greek mythology and ik it was a different time back then or wtv but they were just GIRLS and nobody #cared about that or cares now. but this song does. #bc of course it does it's hozier. #hozier #swan upon leda

[possamble]

Question to a fanfic writer: do you think that, in Marcille’s research ways *And* her love for romance novels… would result in her writing some in-universe fanfics of her own? Like, maybe she hypes herself up on something and get disappointed, or maybe she finds some character decision isn’t as ideal as she thinks it could be? Or it’s as simple as she wants to play around with the characters and see what happens?

I can’t help but imagine a scenario where she’s struggling with some romantic trouble irl and she’s struggling with deciding on what to do, but then the answer slaps itself upside her head when she rediscovers her fanfics and how she LITERALLY made a character or two do the exact romantic decision she needs to do? It would so silly but yet I can’t help but find it so charming. Hell, just the imagery of her writing romance fanfics of her own At All is just… delightful to me hehehe.

you know I've been rotating this in my head since I saw it this morning and. I went through a wild journey of opinions before I realized... Marcille wouldn't think about fanfiction like we think about it. In the modern age, yeah, she'd be a complete tumblrina -- but we're talking about a 17th century-ish fantasy setting.

Writing before the digital age was a physical commitment to investing ink and paper into your thoughts -- and this is even before mass production can make pens and notebooks kind of whatever to buy and use on a regular basis. I'm sure the situation wasn't dire, but I really can't see Marcille, perfect honor student, using her allotted supply of stationery at the academy on super frivolous things.

Fanfiction has been normalized incredibly fast in the past few decades. Think about now normal and popular D&D is nowadays compared to how much people looked down on it 20-30 years ago. Fanfiction was a freakass nerd thing to do until relatively recent history, something that was even considered offensive to the original creators.

Remember, we've already seen Marcille react to adaptations with disgust. She's kind of a hater and an elitist fan. She also considers herself a Reputable Academic. In a setting where a digitized culture hasn't reframed fanfiction as an act of appreciation and creativity, she would absoluuuuuuuutely think that fanfiction was complete loser shit.

If she did write anything about her favourite books... She'd. She'd be one of those assholes who writes huge scathing reviews of Dal Clan translations into Common. She'd be the fantasy equivalent of those Weebs/Japanese elitists on twitter tearing through every single localization choice in anime and JRPGs and being so so annoying about it.

If we're being charitable, we could say she'd be able to appreciate non-faithful translation choices that still do a good job of carrying over the original spirit of what was said. But I think we also have to acknowledge the possibility that, at her worst, she'd really really be like those guys who were malding about the Unicorn Overlord localizations so hard the (correction: Final Fantasy Tactics Creator, not the Unicorn Overlord devs) had to step forward and ratio them. (The silver lining is that she'd never get published in the arts review newspapers/journals that she submits her essays to. those poor editors just have to deal with her being persistent.)

#asks #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #im so sorry anon your idea was very cute and i know i wasn't supposed to take this so seriously but #god. the revelation hit me and i just cried laughing #she's so horrendous. i love her so fucking much. #i really do think the only setting she'd be able to write fanfiction is in modern aus #bc then she can just delete stuff she doesn't like and lose nothing but the time it took to write it #the problem is that she has the kind of perfectionism that stops her from doing things unless she can do them competently the first time #(gifted child syndrome) #but writing fiction is a skill. one that she would have to hone from zero. while not necessarily having natural talent for it. #her reading standards would be so much higher than her writing ability and she'd haaaaate that #... that said #i can see her absentmindedly dabbling in short form poetry in the margins of her journal #i think that's small enough of a scale that she'd accidentally do it a lot without thinking about it too hard #until she was actually half-decent at it one day #like... starting some years into the post-canon. this is crucial. she needs to chill a bit before this could happen

[daydadahlias]

For Ransom

lol i like writing crack fics about bondage <3

Summary: Kidnapping Ashton Irwin is not nearly as hard as Calum thought it would be.

Word Count: 8,903

Pairing: Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin

Rating: M

READ ON AO3

#lapis #LMFAO #but imagine how hard i was laughing while writing this #brought to u by that one video of ashton from last year where he looked like a hostage #that i havent stopped thinking about literally since then #so now i finally manned up and wrote a kidnapping fic #i had the idea for this last night w/ ashley #and... literally just wrote the entire thing today #my fic turn around - as emma said to me- is fast #uh pls enjoy or dont! #i think this fic is really funny <3 #and off to bed with me lol <3

[cassynite]

Sparrow, please tell us about your most embarrassing situation in the bedroom.

OH MY GOD SPHINX LMAO

--

Sparrow chokes, her face twitching. "Excuse me? I--" She buries her face in her hands. After several seconds, her voice emerges, muffled, from her hands. "It wasn't in the bedroom."

It takes another few moments for her to regain her composure, hands on her lap, shoulders back. Only the scalding red on her face reveals her actual thoughts on discussing the matter. "This was. Several years ago. We were in Nerosyan, to help push through a bill that would solidify the number of years an individual is required to reside within the country borders before being considered a proper citizen and given related rights. There was pushback, mainly from the Royal Council, and many of the lords who were there to vote were undecided on the matter. The matter was at a standstill, we were on day thirteen. It was exhausting, no real progress in sight. If Lord Bravas would bother to take a side, the rest would follow like lemmings. He liked our proposal but disliked us, or me specifically, and dragged his feet on the matter."

There is a pause, but Sparrow clearly cannot talk around the answer any longer. "During recess Daeran suggested we...find a way to de-stress. Blow off steam. I don't...usually, outside of a bedroom...definitely never outside of our home...but the recess was not long enough to return to our chambers--no one used that parlor, it was so out of the way, it should have been--"

She abruptly cuts off straightens again, her hands folded tightly in her lap. "Apparently, Lord Bravas wanted a book to occupy his time. We were. Already. We couldn't really hide what we were doing.

"And the worst part was that it ended up helping us." Sparrow pinches the bridge of her nose. "Lord Bravas wasn't offended, he was amused. Friendlier than before. Apparently catching us in flagrante delicto gave him a sense of...kinship? Or perhaps he really was just happy to learn I was 'actually a person underneath it all.' Either way, he supported my bid and we finally pushed through the proposal.

"Now, whenever any council meeting takes longer than a day to conclude, Daeran always has the same recommendation of how to move things along. I'm going to hear about that escapade until the day I retire."

Intrusiveness level: 100000000/10

#cassy answers #dmagedgoods #oc: sparrow #daeran arendae #sparrowxdaeran #SPHINX C'MON #i am laughing so hard 😂 this was so funny to write #nsft #sparrow's going as vague as possible but like. #getting caught by a random noble while your husband is taking you to pound town can only be spoken of so delicately while still being clear

[cimarraskylark]

Prompt #8: Shed

"...Rhilea."

Cimarra's tone was foreboding as she called her chocobo's name while fishing a midnight blue feather from the stew pot. She leveled a stare at Rhilea, which the bird returned back, head tilted innocently. Broth dripped from the soaked feather.

"If you are going to shed feathers, do it somewhere away from my food. I don't go leaving my ear fur in your food."

The chocobo gave an indignant "Kweh!" while Hadrian fell over, giggling.

#ffxivwrite2023 #ffxivwrite #ffxiv fanfiction #ffxiv oc #ffxiv writing #viera #it's short but I laughed so hard while picturing it 🤣 #story snippet

[zayne-snowman]

My sweetest Foreseer, you think so less of yourself that it pains me. You think a flower won't enjoy your company? I wanna bite you for even thinking that. My dearest everyone, literally everyone will enjoy your company. But, they will have to face me when fighting for your company. Also, stop indulging me into making you feel loved or else I'll kiss you until you are sick of it.

I am simply stating something that I believe to be true. You do not need to threaten me with such a feral punishment.

However, I do not think you need worry about anyone else stealing me away from your side. Did you wake up with a craving for violence this morning? You seem more intense than other days.

I hope you can follow up with that last promise.

#the foreseer #foreseer #asks #l&ds #lnds #lads #love & deepspace #love and deepspace #zayne love and deepspace #zayne #lnds zayne #secret note: i was laughing so hard while writing this there were tears in my eyes

[crybaby-bkg]

my niece wasn’t feeling good today so I picked her up and held her until she fell asleep and everything was all cute and sweet right………………why did she shit in my bed 🧍🏽‍♀️

#I am. so mad. #IT WAS TERRIBLE #at first it was all cute bc she kept snoring and making little noises #then after a while I was like 🤨 sum ain’t smelling right 🤨 #why does she hate me #how do I tag this lmfao #tw: poop #why did that make me laugh QKSJDKDJDJD #anyway sorry I’ve been so mia lately #I’ve been feeling so disconnected being on here for some reason #like I just don’t belong idk #I post and get happy for like five mins then just feel weird again #I think cause I’m finally on break I’ve just been in a weird space with everything #I’ve just been watching tv and movies and literally that’s it lol it sucks but it’s sooo hard #trying to get out of this headspace #I wanna write and read and crotchet and go on walks and write and write and write #but instead I’m laying in bed like a blob fish #it sucks butt #sorry I’m rambling in the tags sjdhdjd I just realized #that I haven’t given an update about my life in a while bc I convinced myself nobody cared #I think it’s just hormones #just give me until like Tuesday lmfao #—in store chit chat! 🍫

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Hey guess what it’s another out of context WIP

“Oh, and what do we have here?” the man drawled, pulling out an unfortunately familiar mask.

Link swallowed. Debated. And then decided to hell with it. The end result would be interesting enough, and he didn’t have many other options. “D-don’t put that on!”

“Oh? Don’t put it on?” the man continued, his jowels wiggling as he cackled. “It’s a silly children’s mask, you think I’m going to play with it?”

Link chewed the inside of his cheek, trying to word this correctly. “Well, that’s good, because that children’s mask has immeasurable power and grants the wearer any wish, but it’s at a terrible price.”

Here the large man paused, and his guards took a few greedy steps forward, listening. The noble noticed the movement and turned on his guards quickly, yelling at them to leave. When Link was left with only the man dressed in his rich attire, the noble leaned over as if they were conspiring together. “Any wish, you say? What sort of magic is this?”

Link looked down, avoiding an answer.

The nobleman huffed. “If you think you can stop me from finding out, you’re more foolish than I thought!”

Link’s smile was hidden as he saw the man’s shadow put the mask to his face. A bright light filled the room, making him flinch and look away, squeezing his eyes shut.

When the song of magic and the scream of the nobleman diminished, Link looked back to see... quite the sight.

Before him was still the mystical deity he’d grown accustomed to, but since he had a different wearer there were a few... modifications. The noble’s girth was now more toned with muscle, but the fat remained. His beard, mustache, and thinning hair were styled exactly as before, though now brilliant white. The Fierce Deity’s usual armor was barely fitted over the enormous noble’s stomach.

Link busted out laughing.

The Fierce Deity looked down at himself, having already noticed something was amiss, before glaring at Link. “What the hell.”

Link was laughing far too hard to explain.

“Honestly, the indignities I suffer because of this cursed mask,” the Fierce Deity muttered as he attempted to walk towards Link, hissing when his armor snagged on himself.

Link fell off the stool, dizzy and crying. He really should try to stop cackling hysterically, someone will likely hear, but by the goddesses--

#fierce deity #fierce dadity #legend of zelda #writing #I have no idea what to do with this but the scene wouldn't leave my head and I didn't want to lose it #so here we are #have FD on someone who looks akin to Henry VIII in his later years #while Link literally dies laughing #majora's mask link #mm link #hero of time #all I know is after this they do a prison break #and poor FD has to fight in this new body #and Link almost dies multiple times simply because he is laughing so hard he can't see #or nearly passes out from lack of oxygen from wheezing so much #FD is not happy about any of this and Link will get an EARFUL

[luvring]

Omg I love your headcanons so much. Like. They’re written the way I discuss my visions of the characters with my friends yknow?? But they’re also so well thought out??? It’s beautiful

!! GAH!!! THANK U FRIEND!!! i imagine i'm talking to somebody so it's fun to know it's read that way! and vry relieving to hear it seems thought out LOL. like i Do think a Lot, but sometimes it feels like i'm just typing to type & i can't tell if i seem silly 😭😭🫶

didn't think beautiful was a word someone might use 4 my stuff btw. especially not my hcs LOL. kicks a pebble and pushes hair behind my ear and looks around bashfully... i will keep trying to write even better! 🙆🏻‍♀️🫂

#🧾nia.answers #<3 anon #can u pls imagine me making a face of shock and gratitude while my ears r red and my eyes dart around and i laugh nervously #which sounds silly like nia girl relax have u never been complimented LISTEN! WRITING ON TUMBLR IS HARD! #idk what people think about me or anything im just a girl hoping. AAGHHH #so unrelated OMFG guys i just enrolled in my classes 4 next yr tell me why it said i didnt fit the restrictions for 2 of my soc courses #girl i will end everybody rn. had to contact student services. now im waiting. gawd #i cant do this rn i have an essay 2 write. its always essays. life is nothing but essays ohmygod ohhmygoddd omhymgofmd

[watercolor-hearts]

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#i don't know what's it with tiktok but i either cry or become really sad/disappointed when i watch some videos #now there was one about driver pairings people think are close not actually being close (especially charlos) and while i know that's almost #everything between teammates is for pr but... it just can't understand why they have to pretend this much if they really are not close or #not friends or anything like that. like... they could act normal. #and when i think about this pr shit/them acting like they're close i feel bad for liking them together and believing that their #relationship really is how it looks like it is #i feel so naive and it feels so childish to find happiness in a relationship where almost everything is for pr #like... i can feel people laughing at me for liking this or that pairing and calling me blind and things like that #i've seen so many toxic things in this fandom it's hard not to remember them. and sometimes i just don't know how to ignore what other #people say/think #like... this is a fictional world here. especially when it comes to shipping/enjoying pairings #and i should be able to ingore some things and focus on the things that make me happy but sometimes i just can't #and in times like this i just want to stop writing about them so people wouldn't think what my brain tells me they think when they see it #my useless posts