#I love dumb men

[lucres]

kings of  s u b t l e t y

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporscheedit #kinnporschesource #mine #they are so not subtle #but the kittisawasd brothers still don't get it #i love dumb men #have this mess

[loveandcry]

there is is something about a man who is like genuinely fucking dumb and stupid that get me goinggg

#i love dumb men #danger to society #big himbo energy #seek help #hot as fuck #goth #grunge #jackass #viva la bam #never read a book #can’t write #stupid #idiot

[biblicalhrt]

he's the reason my type is alternative or slightly alternative, gymbro-esque, smart but also dumb guys

#mlm #mlm yearning #i love dumb men #and i love built men #queueue #mlm blog

[ricochetingtears]

i feel like this storyline was all over the place lmao but very happy to see tk save his fiance for the first time 🥰🥰🥰

#i had tears in my eyes #i also love they're playing with owen's comedy side #it's hilarious #i love dumb men #i'll watch the newest ep tomorrow or so #* ooc : shut up angela.

[guubiiz]

whenever i feel upset my mind thinks of adeuce and i feel better

#i love dumb men

[parttimesarah]

This scene makes me laugh like mad every single time I watch it…

#David is so stupid #and I love that for him #turns out I just love dumb men with accents #staged 3 #staged #david tennant #michael sheen #sheen x tennant #good omens

[teplejtrouba]

a detective who has a partner🔍 and a partner💕 who are friends so the three of them end up doing a lof things together and the detective refers to them as "my partners" and doesn't realise this makes everyone think they're polyamorous (they do end up polyamorous by the end of the story)

#once people start making remarks and they do realise they're apprehensive to the idea at first #(the detective that is. the partners just find it funny i think) #in a shocked and confused way #like “why would you think that! a is my best friend and b is... also my best friend. but one of them is my colleague and the other my spous #“i do not have an unprofessional relationship with my colleague! ...well i do #but a completely platonic one!“ #(they do get up to a lot of hijinks together and it wouldn't be true to call them completely professional) #the detective doesn't stop calling them 'my partners' they just have a monologue about the nature of their relationship locked and loaded #it's a friends to lovers very slow burn to get to the throuple part but we do get there eventually #character concept #yes i initially imagined the detective as a man because i love men and most famous detectives unfortunately are men #however this would work very well in any gender scenario. all three of them are non-binary in different ways. all of them are women. #i think the main detective would be really fun if she was a Philomena Cunk type of character. very smart but So dumb and self-assured #really the main thing the detective needs to be is autistic

[skellinore]

"I don't touch the gays."

Draws them instead. >:3c

Hot intelligent TV with his horrible barbie bimbo slut.

That is all I have to show you, I go back to my five month slumber now...

The same drawing but without the filter under the cut.

#Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin Hotel Vox #Hazbin Hotel Valentino #I gotta love my horrible evil dumb fictional men #What a blessing #They both get smooches #VoxVal #StaticMoth

[sunshinescribes]

Not to be horny on main but I want to give Law the craziest head. I’m talking legs shaking, eyes rolling in the back of his head—it’s so good he just might cry levels of sloppy toppy. And I know he would be so sensitive, so whiny—Law would try to contain himself. Self control is very important to him after all, but it would just be too good. He’d make the prettiest, most pathetic noises because nobody has ever worshipped his body like, praised him like this, taken such good care of him like this.

Also not to be soft on main but I want to run my fingers through his hair while he rests his head in my lap. Want to listen to him ramble about medical terminology until my brain hurts, but I’d listen anyway cause he’s so enthusiastic and smart. Or his coin collection. He’s a nerd, and he’s sure as fuck getting teased about it but in the most affectionate way possible. I’d want him to feel comfortable and safe and valued—wanna give him all the tenderness that was taken from him, and all the love he was denied.

#sunny.txt #early morning thots #trafalgar law smut #i would be so dumb in love with him idc #i wish men were real #touching grass is not enough I need to be euthanized

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | Judd Ryder in S4E17

#911 lone star spoilers #911lsedit #judd ryder #tommy vega #i didnt have me caring more about this plot than tarlos' on my finale bingo card but man oh man #jim fucking SMASHED this #and I feel like if it hadn't been the 2hr finale we would see more people appreciating it #but carlos' story kind of eclipsed it a little #but ooh man my heart breaks for judd and wyatt in this episode #the gentle giant cowboy i didnt know i was gonna fall in love with when i started this dumb show #i just wanna give him a hug #my gifs #911 lone star #episode: s04e17 best of men

[tswwwit]

Though I haven't gone into much detail about Stan and Ford in the Familiar AU, I've thought of something funny.

The Stans went on Unspecified Adventures together when they were younger men. Partners, in fact! And while I'm likely never going to get into the details of their eventual falling out - there's potential in those adventures!

Who knows. Maybe monsterfucking kinda runs in the Pines family, but not the one you'd think.

Stan chatting up a Siren, before Ford has to yank his brother back by the shirt. Wondering where the hell Stan went, only to find him partying with some nymphs in a lake and coming THIS close to being drowned. Hell, maybe when Stan describes one of his exes as a 'shrill harpy', he's being literal about it.

A twenty-something on the prowl and on the adventuring path is gonna run into SO many tempting creatures - and the number of times Ford saved Stan's dumb ass from human-ish ladies would go into the DOZENS.

#this is a shitpost #Not necessarily canon but funny for me to think about #'Holy Moley Look at the bazoongas on that gal!!' #'Stan that's a Medusa. Do NOT look up' #Yes I know Oglaf did that joke but it's still funny to me #There's so many mythical beings that are basically DESIGNED to tempt straight men and you know Stan stumbled into a bunch of them #Ford out here with face in hands watching Stan flirt with a lady then having to save his dumb brother's ass #For the love of god Stan do not follow strange women into bogs because 'she really digs me!' #She's going to eat your bones Stanley. No not like that. Please. #That's all in the past but it certainly makes for some memories #Dipper meeting or hearing about one of Stan's Exes and going Dude what the Hell #Oh Yeah?? Like Dipper's one to talk #Said with a meaningful glance at Bill's stupid grinning face

[wetlittlevirgin]

Men answering my stupid questions in a condescending tone is my kink

#bd/sm kink #dumbification #bd/sm daddy #bimbo doll #bimboification #bd/sm pet #dumb wh0re #dumbimbofication #patriarchy kink #bd/sm dom #I love smart men #older dad bf #older man younger woman #older daddy

[ramayantika]

Okay now what's the deal with hating on kathak for its connection with mughal history.

You don't even know a thing about dance but you got to hate it mindlessly

#i love the sentiment of having pride for our own indian culture art and traditions but not at the cost of #bringing down other cultures especially islamic #like this girl was doing kathak and mostly these so called traditional men commented pakistan bhejo yahan nahi chalta yeh sab #the social media trend of tum sufi hum hanuman chalisa #this is making you look just purely dumb #choice sunne ki and unch nich dikhane mein farak hai bhaiya #fr i myself listen to bhajans and stotram which doesn't make me superior to those listening to sufi #zara social media ke changul se bahar niklo tum saala divide and rule abhi bhi chal raha hai #dni pls aise hi tumblr anon hate aata hai

[agapintheskin]

Pond Naravit being the most dramatic person about birds.

#pond naravit #phuwin tangsakyuen #littlebigworld with pond phuwin #and others #leoのcontent #i'll also make one with other animals but birds are the funniest hahaha #never let me go #fish upon the sky #i love my men dumb ok

[crab-crab]

Ravio's New Clothes

“Mr.Hero!” was all Legend got before his arms were full of purple and gold and his back was hitting the ground. 

Legend cursed as he lay sprawled on the grass while Ravio clung to his front. They’d just reached Legend’s house after being spit out by the most recent portal and the vet was craving the comfort of his own bed and the warmth that Ravio brought. Said man had finally pushed off of Legend and was staring down at him with that same familiar hood. 

He pushed at Ravio so that he could sit up and batted at the hands that reached to help “Get off me you overgrown rodent” Legend grumbled as he was finally able to stand and brush the dirt from his tunic while Ravio’s laughter rang out in front of him. “Hello Heroes! Please come in come in!” As the rest of the chain moved into the house with suppressed laughter (Sky) or not suppressed laughter (Warriors) Legend took the time to look at his roommate. 

He could feel his ears turning red. Instead of the ever-familiar floor-length purple robe and bunny hood with the blue stripped scarf, Ravio had on something new. The merchant seemed to have finally settled and decided to use the rupees he hoarded because his new outfit left Legend speechless. He wore a closer-fitting tunic that split just above his hips. The tunic had billowy sleeves and the gloves Ravio wore covered his hands and middle and ring fingers. The merchant's pants were baggy and comfortable looking and freed up movement by having open space along the insides of his legs and were those leggings??

Legend could feel the moment that all coherent thought screeched to a halt. Ravio looked comfortable and cute, Legend just wanted to-

“What do you think?”

He looked up to see that Ravio was in front of him now, having finished seeing the other heroes in, and was watching with an amused smile peeking from between his hood and scarf. Oh, he knew. Ravio could tell what Legend was thinking and he wanted to watch him suffer! Two can play at that game Legend thought as he stood straighter and dragged his gaze up and down over Ravio, relishing when he saw the smile wobble and the faintest pink tint peeking from the rabbit hood. 

Ok, Link, you can do this. Saying something suave. Just don’t say cute.

Ravio was rocking back and forth on his heels, the ears on his hood would twitch every so often and Legend could feel the merchant’s gaze sliding over him in return, serving to make Legend’s thoughts stutter.

Don’t say cute, don’t say cute, DO NOT SAY-

“Cute”

-

-

-

Damn it, Link!

Legend could feel his face light up as Ravio started to hop in place and a grin replaced his previous smile. He could hear Warriors cackling from the house and just knew there were rupees being passed around. 

“Terrible! Horrible! Cold!” Legend sputters and he knows his face is getting redder as he tries to cover his earlier slip as Ravio bounces closer and closer. “They’re poorly crafted!” He squeaked and he could physically feel the heat radiating from his face. Ravio had stopped in front of Legend and his grin was clear as day. Oh, what Legend wouldn’t give to see under that hood right now, to know what Ravio looks like, if his eyes light up when he smiles, if his hair is messy from wearing his hood all the time, if his ear’s flush when embarrassed.

A light pressure against his cheek drags Legend from his spiraling thoughts to witness Ravio pulling back and hiding behind his scarf. “Thank you, Mr. Hero” Ravio hums and all Legend can do is watch as the merchant turns and scurries back into the house. Legend was left to process the interaction, jumping into movement when “I didn’t know the Vet could be left speechless!” Came from the house and sent Legend marching into the house shouting “I’m going to leave you speechless when I throttle you with your own scarf!”

#crab writes #ravioli #ravio x legend #Ravio #lu legend #linked universe #Ravio gets new clothes and Legend bluescreens #I love these two idiots #dumb rabbit men

[insane-weasel]

I barely watch Schlatt anymore but when I see a clip of him absolutely gushing and losing his marbles because he spots a cat in the background of Ted's video and immediately cooing and talking about Jambo it reminds me why I love him

#Jschlatt #I wish his core audience sometimes wasn't so wretched #He is actually a soft and dumb and loving man and Im aroace but for people like him I'd die #Like just look at his eyes light up! #Look at his absolute joy! #Men who love cats make me think I could be gay #Honestly anyone who shows real true love and care about a cat melts me #People who own cats but don't seem to care about them make me so upset #Anyway I'm high