#I wanna maker her t a l l e r

[leonboxs-blog]

I'm introduction you, Bobs burger genderbender au "concept names" (nobody ask but I still do it and it only belcher family) (and I not really good at write)

Family picture:

The belcher family:

Robin "Bon" belcher jr: she is female version of bob and that it! Just like original an business woman who have some issues and a great mother. I still think about her name, my first concept her name is barbara "barba" but I want her name have different name for her, so I choose all names like Roberta, Rebecca,Bobbi, i think Rebecca is the fit name for her but the short nickname is Becky so...no i need to choose some names start ro and nicknames is b but I just realize that Linda away call bob is "bobby" so I think about bonny! And Robin is just a random names i choose it, because it have R,O,B.

Lind belcher: he male version of Linda just like Linda love kissing, sing, worry about kids doesn't care about him anymore and an alcoholic. He use to have a name is Lincoln because it have Lin and he is the one of characters i can't image the genderbender version, it kinda hard to choose between ugly regular or handsome and outfits, beard, name. His name just like (male) Louise is remove the last letter of name.

Taner belcher: is the male version of Tina, who obsession about erotic, boobs or butt and is a awkward teenager, oldest brother. He have kinda alot descriptions, taner name is tanner but I like call him like "tai-ner" so I fix his name into taner, he have the most different design in his family like the hair and outfit, he based from Daniel belcher that can explain the design of him, the name of him is the mix or inversion name of d(a)ni(e)l and (t)i(n)a, he doesn't look really same to Tina except the when he was a baby or young, i alway see all genderbender version of belcher Tina name alway Tony so i want to change it a little i wanna choose some different name for him and it's taner, taner sometime have eyelash and doesn't have, based from Tina have sometime have eyelash sometime(mostly) don't have. and have some descriptions about him but I forgot them anyway.

Eugenia "gena" belcher: female version of gene she just like gene a kid love music and make trouble with her little brother and make some annoying jokes to her mom(bon), middle sister. Gena have a name just her father(Lind) is the masculine/feminine names version, she and bon just similar to each other about appearance just it the only differen-... mostly different between them is personality and they interest about somethings, she is papa girl (get it?) She really love to close with her dad so I call her is Papa girl, just like original her relationship with her mom have a little stressful, gena is only characters doesn't have any changes in this au, in concept she use to call is "genia".

Louis belcher: is a male version of Louise still really same not change personality to tomboy into... tomgirl? A trouble maker in family, hate stickers, like scary things(except if it too realistic), little brother. He really easy to make an genderbender name Louise to Louis, he is mama boy he alway close with his mom they share each other somethings they have and play each other, he have changed the hair many time and I still find some hair in the hat fit to him, he doesn't hate Lind but they relationship just like gena and bon is kinda stressful, he sometime wear biggy pant or short (just like gena sometime wear dress sometime wear short), he always say he don't like girl, he and Lind and gena is members family have masculine/feminine names, his hat have a different with original version it have a hat strap.

#bobs burgers #bob's burgers genderbender #tina belcher #bob belcher #louise belcher #gene belcher #linda belcher

[oasisofgalaxies]

Ah yes the ever present urge to make c!Neb taller for the Height Difference TM

#TALL......... #She’s already 6’10 but. Taller. #I wanna maker her t a l l e r #nebula rambles

[cursestothemoon]

I LOVE your hc so much😍

Could you do one of Fred or George (I let you choose) falling for a spanish girl who's friend of Fleur? Like they went together to Beuxbatons and she goes for a visit before the wedding and helps around The Burrow with the preparations🙈

Thank you so much💕💕

we are gonna do bOTH 

George:

we are going to you ventured to Hogwarts during the triwizard tournament 

that's when george saw you

immediately smitten 

also i think george would be better at handling his feelings when he really liked a girl

fred would just... stop

anyway

so he starts hanging around you more while fred is talking up the other girls while he is trying to get to you

again hes not going to voice that hes interested 

hes gonna leave that to you

but what he will do is probably more flustering 

is that a word?

anyway 

im talking 

the steamy looks

the uP DOWN EYES

YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT 

YEAH HES REALLY GOOD AT THOSE 

lingering touches after you two start becoming friends 

if you had an accent

a spanish accent 

...🤭

would not be able to control himself at all 

and you know french and spanish

french from beauxbatons 

spanish because

well

you are spanish 

and sometimes you bust out in either and hes like yeah mhm

its happening 

sTOP YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE THIS CUTE LITTLE ROMANCE AS THE TOURNAMENT WENT ON

FLEUR WOULD HAVE TO COVER FOR YOU WHEN YOU WENT OUT AT NIGHT TO MEET HIM

fleur ships this aggressively 

but then the time came for you to part ways 

and you both agreed that it wouldn't continue because both of you are hopeless romantics at heart and being long distance for so long would be too painful

george is a firm believer in if its meant to happen it will find a way to happen

so cut to a few years from then

bill and fleur are getting MARRIED 

and george remembers you 

obviously

but hes not going to go out of his way to ask fleur about you and all that 

and fleur, in respect to you, inst going to talk about you to him

but she also know you will be at the wedding and she liVES FOR THE MOMENT YOU TWO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN

lets say you miss the rehearsal dinner 

you've been helping her from back in Spain because you moved their after school and couldn't get away from work long enough to be with Fleur physically and help

still you guys learned how to use the phones and boy have been using them

so you show up for the wedding and you are meeting the groomsman that you are walking down with literally as you guys are about to walk down 

george hears you before he sees you

you're mumbling something in spanish as you make your way to meet with the groomsman you're walking down with

and then you look up

and george is there 

no ear

big smile 

“george...”

“Pretty amazing sight aren't I?”

and you guys would hit it off immediately 

like nothing ever happened 

and the night would end and George would be so sad 

sTOP

“I don't think I can handle saying goodbye again.”

gEORGE

but its ok because you have a secret 😏😏

“We’ll see each other again.”

you guys have one last night together and in the morning you have to leave

much to george’s dismay 

and in the week following he is in a very sensitive mood 

he sighs a lot 

but then one day

hes at the shop late

doing inventory 

and someone walks in

“sorry we’re closed.”

“guess i’ll come back tomorrow”

george nearly hits his head on a shelf when he hears your voice and yelps out a nO

NOT THE REUNION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE 🥺

you just moved to England and he is on cloud 9 at the news

Fred:

alright so again i think fred would see you during the triwizard tournament 

and be like 🚨p r e t t y  g i r l🚨

and you'd be hanging out with the Beauxbatons girls, you know your friends

and everyone thinks they are snooty, which they aren't and that's ridiculous just cuz they don't wanna go out with some guy from a different school doesn't mean they are snooty

gOD

anyway

so fred would be hyper aware of you and how pretty you were but never actually makes a move

he kinda believes the stereotype 

and he just doesn't want to deal with rejection coming from the pretty girl

that doesn't stop you from glancing over at the handsome ginger

not you guys making very scandalous eye contact

but yeah you leave before anything really happens

and fred kinda regrets being a little bitch but you win some you lose some right

over the years his mind does wander at times

and he thinks of you

and he realizes he never even knew your name 

but yeah sometimes when hes bored he’ll think of the pretty foreign girl

then

t h e n 

Fleur starts planning her wedding

she's staying at the burrow with bill and everyone 

and she hits them with

my best friend is coming over to help with the wedding is that alright

and ginny is groaning because she doesn't want to share a room with aNOTHER PERSON

but Bill is like 

im literally getting married in a week or so 

fleur is panicking

pLEASE

and she's like fine

then you show up

you poof yourself right there in the front

and Fleur walks in with you 

and fred needs a moment because pretty foreign girl is now hot foreign woman and he needs a glass of water

again Fleur 

AGGRESSIVELY 

ships this 

you always told her how cute you thought the red head boy was back during the tournament 

and now 

she's played ultimate match maker and is very proud of herself

i love fleur oh my god 

anyway preparations start and you honestly avoid Fred because he makes you nervous 

and you are a grown woman you can't get nervous over some gUY

but you do

and the first time fred actually hears you speak 

up close

directed to him

and you don't have a french accent

no

you have a beautiful, rich spanish accent

he just ❤️👄❤️

obviously Fleur has you two come down the aisle together

Fred did go to her pLEADING one night 

and she pretending like she didn't already have that planned 

and like you didn't come in an hour before to ask the same thing

Fred asks you to dance

that's when you guys really get to talking apart from cute little conversations while tying bows around party favors or arranging chairs

he finds out that you moved into a little flat ridiculously close to his and George’s and he can't help but think its fate 

i firmly believe that Fred will fall in love with you that night 

like that's it 

he’s done for

he might be seeing the flat sooner then he thought

if you catch my drift 😏😏

#george weasley imagine #george weasley headcanon #George Weasley #Fred Weasley imagine #fred weasley headcanons #Fred Weasley #fred weasly x reader #george weasley x reader

[ghostrick-battlemaster]

bobashow ep5

I know its supposed to be mostly downhill from here but I g o t t a

l o l DIN'S SIGH

gotta say I relate to the hind-biter, T E E T H is also one of my first instrincts

ting-ting-ting! the SOUNDS the darksaber makes!!!! the way it is DIFFERENT from a lightsaber in not just color, but blade shape, the sound, the maker it is used--it's a perfect marriage of Jedi and Mando 🖤✨

Din fucking up trying to use it like a normal sword rip 💀 also WHAT??? WHAT????? NO, THAT PURE BESKAR PLATE ON HIS THIGH DID N O T JUST YIELD TO A FUCKING SABER IDC THAT IT'S THE DARKSABER THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT

oops.... hey at least he git ahead 🤣 but damn he looks h u r t

Din, baby, stop being a big dumb bubblegum, please, it's not a good look for you

*ancient aliens dude meme* 👐👐 h a l o

AN AWKWARD ELEVATOR SCENE

my inner costumer wants to pause every 2 seconds, crikey uuugghhhh

invisible ink!!!! Mando style

wondering if Paz or the Goran did the fingerprinting 🤔

ladders....this is why mandos have grappling capabilities, Din 🤦

the darksaber... it's.... so smol in Paz's hands....

this entire sequence is fuckin rushed 😑

mandalor is already laid to waste, the ppl scattered, Goran 🙄

Paz moving that forge pretty much by himself lmao Din "heeellllping"

I really truly do wish someone had just killed Gideon. fucker deserved a slow death but he'll probs get out or get like. Uber fancy prison. ugh

ah, Din, your naivete is showing, baby

huh. I'll miss the spear, but I get the Armorer's perspective of beskar being for armor, not weapons able to pierce beskar'gam

....honestly that recounting of Kryze's failure is surprisingly unbiased and accurate imo. a lil heavy emphasis on the creed but eh, she's entitled to her opinions

"oh, you gonna steal ya baby back? aight, I'm down to stick it to the jettise 😏 let's do this"

"oopff!" *falls into space* 😂

she's so wise 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Paz: it's a family heirloom

Din: mine now, binch, nyaahhh

💯 the sword's possessed, this is fueling Ideas

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR KNIFE PAZ????

ah, good ol' hamstringing lol

the saber should've been doing more damage to the surroundings 😑

srsly the Armorer is giving me big Mystical Quest Giving NPC vibes this episode. I love her so much.

ooohhhhhhhh MAN!!! the way she turns her back to him

l m a o disarming for the flight 😂 its even funnier than I anticipated 🤣

BUT THEY LET HIM KEEP THE JETPACK 🤣🤦

kiddo!!!! adorable. love that Rodian bab

the present 🥺 is so t i n y 🥺

BABY DROID!!! lmmaaaaooooo mini droid army

and PEEELLLIIIIIIIIIII she's terrifying with blaster and not in a good way 😬

strongly believe R5 is Obi-Wan's old droid. or was that R4...??.?. 🤔 and BD is Kal's 😌

"what is this a, democracy???

WHAT TF WAS THAT CRITTER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

she's LITERALLY a mechanic, I love it (I know bc I worked in automotive)

love....that's not a ship 🤦 Din's looking for a camper van, not a midlife crisis coupe 😂😂😂

(ngl we had a model of that you could put a rocket engine in and send into the sky then parachute down)

"this is a classic!" *CLUNK* can confirm, that's a classic (aka a project car)

THE ENTIRE JAWA BIT

PELI SPEAKING A JAWA TRADE LANGUAGE

"FURRY"

can confirm if you let you ride sit for even a month it will probably have critters aaaallll up in it

WHY THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABT WITH THE MODIFICATIONS

lol Din, they're j a w a s. gutsy is like their collective middle name

s h i n y 👁👄👁

STILL NO CREW CABIN IN THAT BIRD, DIN, HOW YOU GONNA LIVE OUTTA THAT????

also this is 💯 Mando S3E1 😑 I came here for B O B A F E T T

SHE PUT A HOOD CARB ON A SPACECRAFT

....I really wanna drive it thru that canyon

lol, skeered a womp rat

RODIAN BABBY!!!!

Din got a case of the zoomies lol

lololololololololol HE KEEPS GETTING PULLED OVER

FUCKING L M A O

"wizard"

SURPRISE FENNEC!

I'm simping SO fucking hard

THAT S M I R K!!!!!

THAT W A L K!!!!!

she's so hot 😩🥵🤤

#star wars #bobashow #tbobf

[whorefordazai]

Hello! I've been into your writing for awhile and I love them （＞ｙ＜） and today came across your match up ones. This is my first ever request in Tumblr and I don't know if you still accept these requests but I'm just gonna leave it here.

-Pronoun: she/her

-Zodiac: Libra

-Likes: sweets & snacks, music, rain, sleep, books, Honesty, painting, indoor, writing, both dogs and cats.

-Dislike: noise, disturbance, being forced to do something.

-Some unnecessary extra details: I'm an INFJ (idk if this is even necessary), pastel aesthetic, I'd prefer library date or quiet cafe date lol. This is weird but I prefer romantic tragic or mysterious romance genre more bc most requests came with everyone liking murder mystery or general mystery. Idk about this exactly but I would say I'm quite observant in public, have different facade depend on the people I'm facing, I'd love to give advices but depends on the circumstances but I'm not the greatest when it's come to verbally comfort, I like to give affection to those I treasured hehe, dramatic and philosophical or just made up random quote of how I'm disappointed in everyone including myself xD. These are all of me and thank you very much!

I match you with...

Edgar Allan Poe! ´ˎ˗

👾 if I could associate any weather with poe, it would definitely be soft rain or stormy weather at night. poe really enjoys the calming atmosphere around that weather, especially when you’re with him. candles will be lit and he’ll be working on a novel or mystery while you’re giving him advice or reading his work. it’s definitely one of his favorite moments of the day with you. either that, or just holding you in his arms while the rain softly hits the windows outside.

👾 he finds it oddly intriguing how you enjoy the tragic or mysteriously romance genre—that’s the first thing that really caught his eye about you. he finds it beautiful how your love is anything but tragic—small fact: ranpo had to help play match maker with you cuz he was way too shy to ask you out himself 😭

👾 he would definitely let you transport into any fictional book world you wanted. and he writes small poems about you !! don’t be fooled, he’ll die on the spot if you ever read them (too embarrassed to outright show you) but just know, they’re filled with beautiful words. poe would be hesitant to cuddle at first, mostly cuz he’s a blushing mess around you (his hair covers his blush) but once you’ve been together for a while, he’ll voluntarily rest his head on your shoulder when he’s stressed.

👾 he wouldn’t seem like the jealous type at first, but this man gets jealous when you give karl more attention than him. especially when it’s the end of the day and the two of you are just supposed to be cuddling and reading a book (but you’re tickling Karl’s stomach 😕💔) don’t worry, he’ll come around soon 🙄

SONGS ´ˎ˗

- good old fashioned lover boy | queen

- freaks | surf curse

- I wanna be yours | arctic monkeys

- radio | lana del ray

- as the world caves in | matt maltese

MESSY LAYOUT ´ˎ˗

#event match ups #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #bsd poe #edgar allan poe #bsd edgar allan poe #poe bsd

[jbbuckybarnes]

Scared & Sacred - Ch. 7

Pairing: Din Djarin x pregnant!Reader Description: The Mandalorian had helped you while you were hunted for your family name and you had grown a little closer over the months, but you didn’t expect THIS. How was this possible after just three times of getting so close  to him. You had to find a nurse as fast as possible. Warnings: pregnancy / labor, fluff, helmetless Din, canon divergent, not proofread, probably inaccurate pregnancy and labor stuff, the force, emotional Din, just Din having feelings.

M A S T E R L I S T

Chapter 7 - Brown Eyes

„Princess? You will be ready soon.“ Your favorite elder in the Sorgan village smiled at you. You sighed deeply, „Finally.“ You back had been killing you for the last 6 weeks of pregnancy and you were starting to get really cranky towards your adoptive son and husband. „I‘ll start preparing a couple things that will ease the pain.“ She nodded before she slowly left the hut. Din was sitting next to you by the head end of the bed, his legs bouncing nervously. „Stop that.“ You mumbled and he stilled in an instant. Too terrified of an angry pregnant wife. You had developed the strength of a mother recently and he felt like you could crush him with your bare hands if you wanted to. „Sorry, don‘t wanna stress you out.“ He murmured and leaned above you to place a kiss on your forehead. „Dank ferrik!“ You inhaled fast and he stilled again, „Breathe, darling.“ „What do I look like I‘m doing.“ You grumbled beneath him and saw him smile wider. „Why the smile, huh?“ „You‘re hot when you‘re mad. I‘m just trying my best to...help?“ He didn‘t quite help. How could he? You were about to just bring life into the world. „I know and I love you but I just want it to be over with,“ you whined and felt his hand run over your cheek. „It‘ll be worth it, cyar‘ika.“ He placed a gentle kiss onto your lips.

You heard a fuzzing child coming closer before Omera entered with Grogu on her arm. „He made it very clear that he won‘t stop until he‘s here.“ She frowned apologetically. „It‘s alright. He can stay until I‘m actually delivering.“ You smiled at her exhausted. Din took the green little bean onto his lap and heard him babble. „Yes, your baby sister is almost here.“ His little ears rose and he squealed and looked over to you. His little hands landed on your cheek and forehead where he continued making his typical Grogu noises. „I think he wants to comfort you.“ Din chuckled and scratched his little head. „You‘re doing a great job, little one.“ You chuckled and watched him smile wide. After a while he laid down next to your face and nuzzled his head against the side of your face. „Thank the maker for you two.“ An exhale escaped from your chest.

Not too many hours later your contractions became more and more frequent and sweat started forming on your face. The uncomfortable noises made Grogu perk up and put his hands on you again, but this time he closed his eyes. You felt relaxation wash over you, a feeling of being one with nature. It was powerful and replenished your energy in weird ways. „Mama.“ You heard his tiny and cute voice when you came out of this little trance. „You‘re such a good boy.“ You whispered and went over his right ear. You noticed wetness around your legs and your eyes widened, the little boy smiling with such a genuine calmness that you knew that he knew. Must be something with the force. „Din, can you get the nurse. I think I‘ll need her help soon.“ You mumbled while looking at your calming son. The man hurried out of the hut, „Thank you, Grogu.“ „Ba.“ You scrunched your nose smiling at him holding his arms up before another wave of pain hit you. It didn‘t really hurt as much as it was all consuming in a weird sense. It felt less daunting and more purposeful. Definitely something your little boy did with the force. You felt more connected to your body. „You sure that you want to stay for this?“ You asked him once you calmed down. He sat down next to your head with a calm and soft smile. You believed that he was 50 now. A 3-year-old 50-year-old. Din and the elder nurse came in, your husband picking up Grogu, „Let‘s get you to Om-“ He was interrupted by what sounded like a protective growl, „He wants to be here and I need his mental support. My delivery room, my decisions.“ A slightly terrified Din set his son back down and watched your harmonious smile form on your lips again. Yes, probably better to keep Grogu there.

„I‘ll give you about an hour, princess.“ The woman spoke after checking up on you. Now Din‘s heart rate definitely picked up. He wasn‘t ready, he was everything but not ready. Sure, he had parented Grogu, but Grogu could walk, communicate, even defend himself. But you were about to give him the most precious and delicate thing in the world. How was he supposed to protect his princess? How was he supposed to not get scared for her at night and every waking hour? How was he supposed to hold her? He felt a hand grab his and snapped out of it, seeing your smile and a calm Grogu next to you. „We‘re gonna be okay. Just a couple minutes of crushing your hands and maybe even screaming at you, but then we‘re gonna be okay.“ He huffed at that and brought your hand to his lips for a kiss. The elder nurse had prepared several medical mixtures for you. One to drink, one to put on your lower back and one to put on your belly. You didn‘t quite know what these did, but you trusted her decades of experience.

You felt another contraction not too long after she finished with the eternally long but calming procedure to apply all of the mixtures, but it felt different this time. The elder looked at your body and behavior and smiled gently, „You‘re ready.“ Your brain short circuited for a second at those words. Now? NOW? She checked up on you again, Grogu becoming more cheerful next to you. „You can start with the next one. Your body will naturally tell you. Close your eyes if it helps you.“ She smiled up at you happily. You nervously grabbed for your husband's hand and felt your son‘s hand on your cheek. It took a couple minutes for you to feel what she meant, but your body automatically told you what you needed to do and it was a different level of overwhelm, but it was also filled with those weird hormones making your pain more bearable. You pushed, sweat building on your whole body, squishing Din‘s hand. „Good.“ You faintly heard through the pain and felt your body wanting you to do it one more time. C‘mon, just how you learned it from Omera and her. Breathe out and push. Your body gave you a pause for a moment and you tried to stay calm, feeling your son climb to the side where Din wasn‘t holding your hand and pushed one of his plushies the kids had made him into your hand. You gave him a motherly smile before this all encompassing feeling hit you again. „You better make this worth it, Din.“ You grumbled and heard a nervous huff as you pushed again with a whimpering deep sound escaping you. He didn‘t really register your hand crushing his, too mesmerized by the absolute calmness in the room while you did one of the most powerful and feminine things in the world. This is why you were more warrior than him. You looked ethereal to him, even with the deep frown and the pain written all over your face. He only noticed the pure power you were emitting. He would pray to his new goddess soon.

A loud cry cut through the room, snapping both him and you out of your trances. „Good job, darling.“ She checked her up for a second before getting up with her. You both were in awe, you made that tiny fleshy, cutely proportioned, crying being. She laid the baby onto your chest, the crying calming down and turning into whimpering. Your hand wandered to your little girl‘s back, „Welcome, baby girl.“ Deep brown eyes looked back at you, like her dad‘s. „Well, aren‘t you pretty.“ You cooed and booped her nose. „My princess and my queen.“ He whispered and kissed your forehead and then his daughter's head for the first time. His daughter! „Dodie!“ You heard a very distinct Grogu sound and saw him waddle over to gently touch her tiny little arm. „That sounds like a name.“ Grogu looked up at you and raised his ears. „Dodie. Dodie Djarin. Princess of Mandalore, Lady of Karaku...well, what‘s left of it.“ You smiled at her and then at Din. „Sounds good to me.“ He grinned before he was interrupted by the elder nurse to cut the cord and help her clean the baby and your chest up.

You had fallen asleep in exhaustion while he had put Dodie on his chest, gently going through the little bit of brown fluffy hair she already had on her head. The big brown eyes were directed at him and he wanted to cry at how innocent they were. How this little human depended on him for safety and trusted and loved him without any restrictions. „Princess Djarin.“ He chuckled, still not believing it. „I‘m gonna do the best job in the world at protecting you and making you into a fierce little girl.“ He whispered and kissed the crown of her head. He put his finger under her hand, feeling like a giant all of a sudden. Her hand grasped onto it as her eyes became heavy. In a soft voice he hummed a little Mandalorian melody to help her fall asleep until he could watch her tiny chest rise and sink on his. That was his tiny wonder and his future. „You‘re the best thing to ever happen to me.“ You heard waking up across the room and smiled to yourself in overwhelm, thinking back to how this all started.

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[laciecooper-archive]

M E E T   L A C I E    C O O P E R

Name: Lacie Cooper Age & Birthday: 34, December 21, 1985 Gender & Pronouns: Cis Female - She/Her Occupation: Waitress @ The Amber Pig Birthplace: Madison, GA Sexuality: Heteroflexible Faceclaim: Leighton Meester

Hi friends, Teddy back at you with another muse because I have no self-control. Come scream at me in my dms here or on discord if you wanna plot (teddyraeokay#5272)

Bio

Lacie Noelle Cooper was born a few days before Christmas to a teenage mother and a daddy who didn’t want anything to do with a baby at 17 years old. As a child, Lacie and her mother lived with her grandmother, or as she’d always been affectionately called, Nana. Lacie’s mother slowly became an alcoholic once the father of her child moved away to Atlanta and never looked back. While her mother tried her best to stay sober and take care of the firecracker little girl, Nana became Lacie’s primary parental figure for years. Eventually Lacie’s mother got her act together enough to get out on her own and move into their own home. That was the year Lacie turned seven years old and her step father came into her life. Once that man graced their doorstep there was no going back and what started out as a rocky and uncertain childhood turned into a happy home most days. Her mother still struggled but her husband kept her in check, trying to make sure Lacie and eventually her little brother too, had as good of a life as they could provide. And she did for the most part, though they didn’t have much besides what they needed, the Cooper’s were a happy little family.

 When she was in elementary school, Lacie met Tudor Ivanov, who would later become her best friend and closest confidante. Once they got into middle school and high school, the two became inseparable and everyone knew that the best way to win Tud’s heart was to get Lacie’s approval first. Lacie had always been a fun and free spirited kind of girl but she really blossomed into someone who was known to cause a ruckus and bring a good time wherever she went. People around town knew that Lacie Cooper was oftentimes a trouble maker, but always meant no harm. And then everything changed the day she met him. He’d moved to Madison in tenth grade after a tragedy in his family, living with an aunt and uncle, and Lacie fell in love the first day they met. She found herself in his eyes and told herself that this was the one, forever. He was smart and kind and he lived his life spontaneously and in the moment, all the things that Lacie wanted in a partner.

 By the time she was in 12th grade, Lacie had all but committed her life to this boy, but then she got the letter form University of Georgia offering her a full ride scholarship to attend in the fall and pursue her dream of becoming a nurse, just like her Nana was. But the idea of leaving her love behind was too much and he talked her into turning it down to stay with him instead. And so she did. Lacie stayed and she grew to resent him over time, the bickering and arguing beginning once they’d graduated and started transitioning into an adult relationship. And after two more years together, he finally broke her heart and left her in pieces when he decided to move to Los Angeles to pursue his dream of being an actor...and asked Lacie to stay behind in Madison.

 Lacie’s never really left Madison and she’s spent her whole life feeling like she hasn’t done enough or made anything of herself. She works now at the Amber Pig as a waitress after jumping around from one job to the next without ever having much purpose. She’s the kind of girl who keeps her friends close and her enemies closer. She’s a wild child at heart with a free spirit that no one’s been able to tame in this town. She loves to have fun and all her free time is spent with friends or family that she loves, trying to remind herself that not everyone lives out their dreams and that she’s okay with it. If you want to befriend Lacie Cooper you better be ready for spontaneous road trips, late night walks by the duck pond and laughing until you can’t breathe. She’s a firecracker but if you ever need someone in your corner, she’s your girl.

#madison.intro #teen pregnancy tw #alcoholism tw #about

[nightingaletrash]

Cassandra Arctos!

Thank you :D

B A S I C S

full name: Cassandra Arctos

gender: cisfemale

sexuality: I’m pretty sure she’s a lesbian but who even knows with Cass

pronouns: she/her

O T H E R S

family:Petra Arctos (mother)Frea Arctos (mother)Valkyrie Arctos (sister)Artemis Arctos (sister)

birthplace: Imperial City, Elven Gardens District, but was raised on Bleakrock

job: Pact Guard, Pact Soldier, Champion of the Ebonheart Pact, Champion of the Fighter’s Guild, King Maker, Champion of Vivec, Champion of Sotha Sil, Bane of Molag Bal, Hero of Nirn, Hero of Tamriel

phobias: people daedra, dying

guilty pleasures: hitting things, nord mead, rubbing the tummies of her animal friends

M O R A L S

morality alignment?:

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: Introvert

organized/disorganized: Organised

close minded/open-minded: Close-minded

calm/anxious: Calm

disagreeable/agreeable: Disagreeable

cautious/reckless: Cautious

patient/impatient: Impatient

outspoken/reserved: Outspoken

leader/follower: Leader

empathetic/unemphatic: Empathetic

optimistic/pessimistic: Pessimistic

traditional/modern: Modern

hard-working/lazy: Hard-working

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: None yet (I really wanna ship her with Naryu tho so she needs to get her arse into gear)

ot3: None

brotp: Cass and Abnur Tharn/Naryu/Ashur

notp: None

[inloveswan]

I was tagged by @jollysailorswan

A. Age: 22

B. Biggest Fear: BIRDS. They’re the most disgusting creatures and they creep the hell out of me tbh.

C. Current Time: 12.38 am

D. Drink you last had: Tea. How typical of me lol

E. Everyday Starts With: not wanting to leave my warm and comfy bed

F. Favourite Song: I don’t think I have one atm. I’ve been listening to the same stuff on repeat for so long I’m kinda bored of everything rn.

G. Ghosts are real?: nah I don’t think so

I. In love with?: Kilian Jones, Captain Swan, Victuri. Because I’m incapable of having feelings for real human beings. Fictional characters are better

J. Jealous Of?: people who have their lives figured out (I’m keeping Venia’s answer it’s just spot on yup)

K. Killed Someone?: Someone? No. An insect? Probably.

L. Last Time You Cried?: A month ago maybe. I sometimes burst into tears in the middle of the night it’s weird.

M. Middle Name: I’m not sharing this info cause it’s a part of my password for many websites

N. Number of Siblings?: one younger brother

O. One Wish?: a good life where life doesn’t turn into a cycle of going to a work I hate and coming home to sleep only.

P. Person I Last Texted?: Deniz. She’s one of my closest friends. I was trying to convince her to go ice skating with me. She accepted lol.

Q. Questions You’re Always Asked?: “What are you gonna do when you graduate?” Oh for fuck’s sake pls shut up

R. Reasons To Smile?: Chocolate, cats, dogs, travel, OTPs.

S. Song Last Sang?: History Maker because apparently I’m obsessed with YOI lol

T. Time You Woke Up?: LATE. I can’t remember what specific time it actually was but I remember my mom screaming in my ear to get up quite perfectly lol

U. Underwear Color?: black

V. Vacation Destination?: Fethiye for the summer but I might add something in between. Like a small trip to a historical town before that. I personally wanna see Çatalhöyük A LOT so maybe that. I want to do a bit of a Europe trip too like either to Greece or Transylvania but both USD and Euro are rocket high so not atm *sigh*

W. Worst Habit?: procrastinating (I’m also keeping that one lol)

Y. Your Favourite Food?: PASTA

Z. Zodiac Sign?: Sagittarius 

I’m tagging: @swanshope, @captainhand, @oncepromised, @seethem-dancing

#me #personal #thanks for tagging me bb

[viscountessevie]

85 Question Tag

The lovely Si aka @theselectionmouse​ tagged me! Rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people

THE LAST

1. Drink: Water

2. Phone Call: My close classmate/friend, brainstorming project ideas

3. Text Message: Sent to Anya and Chris, congratulating them on @illeaillustrated​

4. Song You Listened To: Everyone Hates His Parents - Falsettos

5. Time You Cried: 2 Days Ago...oops

6. Dated Someone Twice: No (I’ve only dated two seperate people)

7. Kissed Someone and Regretted It: No (I haven’t been kissed *scoff*)

8. Been Cheated On: No and I never intend to be cheated on.

9. Lost Someone Special: Not in a death sense but I’m estranged from my fave cousins. I would also say my ex but we are still besties so it’s all good.

10. Been Depressed: Yep...see last time I cried

11. Gotten Drunk and Thrown Up: Nope but I kind of want to for the life experience.

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. Blue

13. Purple

14. Green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. Made New Friends: Yup

16. Fallen Out of Love: Nope

17. Laughed Until You Cried: Nah I only cry tears of sadness.

18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: Negatively? Not that I remember but I don’t give two shits either

19. Met Someone Who Changed You: I’m not sure yet

20. Found Out Who Your Friends Are: I’ve always known but my b’day party helped cut away toxic friends.

21. Kissed Someone On Your Facebook List: I don’t have FB so this will never happen.

GENERAL

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: See above

23. Do You Have Any Pets: Nah and I don’t plan to get any anytime soon.

24. Do You Want To Change Your Name: Technically Skye is the changed name

25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: Disney Themed B’day Party with Alcohol

26. What Time Did You Wake Up: 7am every Tues to Thurs, 8am on Fridays. I get to sleep in from Saturday to Monday.

27. What Were You Doing at Midnight Last Night: Surprisingly, sleeping...

28. Name Something You Can’t Wait For: H A L L O W E E N

29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mom: 5 seconds ago

31. What Are You Listening to Right Now: My brother gaming *eye roll*

32. Have You Ever Talked to A Person Named Tom: No...I need to change that, staring with Tom Hiddles ;)

33. Something That Is Getting on Your Nerves: Right now, my brother’s pitchy voice but I guess it’s a taste of my own medicine. In general, people who are late.

34.  Most Visited Website: Goodreads, Instagram and Tumblr

35. Hair Colour: Brownish black

36. Long or Short Hair: Short but it’s slowly becoming medium length. I’ll probs cut it during Xmas

37. Do You Have A Crush on Someone: Currently I have no time to have crushes

38. What do you like about yourself: To make a self-decapitating joke or not? Self-Decapitating: Nothing, Realistic: My hair

39. Want Any Piercings: I have the standard two in my earlobes

40. Blood Type: B+

41. Nickname: Sky, Skye, Cloudy (No one calls me that anymore :/), Chica, S, San, Sanj

42. Relationship Status: Single

43. Zodiac: Aries

44. Pronouns: She/Her

45. Favourite TV Show: This Is Us (it’s so well written, amazing cast and cinematography) 46. Tattoos: Nien but I want one; my first one will be the VFD eye from A Series of Unfortunate Events

47. Right or Left Handed: Right Handed

48. Surgery: Nope

49. Piercing: The standard two ears

50. Sport: What is sport? I used to get military training in secondary school and I run on my own time.

51. Vacation: Where I Want To Go: New York (BROADWAY) & London (WEST END). Fave: M E L B O U R N E (I also wanna go to Sydney so that I can spend more time with @prince-consort-lolz​)

52. Pair of Trainers: 2, one pair of running shoes and one pair of walking/stylish converse.

MORE GENERAL

53. Eating: Last thing I had was dinner, chicken curry.

54. Drinking: Water

55. I’m about to: Read/Sleep

56. Waiting For: H A L L O W E E N, Semester Break

57. Want: My creativity back

58. Get Married: My plan to get married at 25 is out of question and I don’t have current volunteers. I dunno man. 59. Career: Film Student

WHICH IS BETTER

60. Hugs or Kisses

61. Lips or Eyes

62. Shorter or Taller

63. Older or Younger

64. Nice Arms or Nice Stomach

65. Hook up or Relationship

66. Troublemaker or Hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER

67. Kissed A Stranger: Lolol see above

68. Drank Hard Liquor: Not yet

69. Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: Yes...on purpose I couldn’t wear granny glasses anymore 70. Turned Someone Down: No one’s ever asked me out

71. Sex On The First Date: I ain’t a ho

72. Broken Someone’s Heart: As if

73. Had Your Heart Broken: Yeah

74. Been Arrested: Technically no...only my friends are allowed to ask why ‘technically’ 75. Cried when someone died: Yes...

76. Fallen for a friend: Yup

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. Yourself: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

78. Miracles: Hmm

79. Love At First Sight: Depends

80. Santa Claus: Errr I prefer Jack Frost

81. Kiss on the First Date: Yeah

82. Angels: Yeah but they don’t look like typical angels OTHER

83. Tumblr Best Friend’s Name: Rosie aka @pumpkinspicepomfrey​ (when dafuq did you change your user??)

84. Eye Colour: Dark Brown

85. Favorite Movie: I can’t really decide but Wanted takes the cake for good writing, amazing plot, cast, cinematography and T H I S particular scene always gets to me but it’s a spoiler so watch it and then you’ll know. I also like Fight Club; good shitz. Just for being me, my fave Disney movie is Tangled.

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO IT CAN DO IT!

[blaisydaisyreviews]

ABC recommendations

It’s been a while since I written a review. I still want to do my Solondz series along with other series. I’m going to do a spontaneous abc review of my recommendations just to get to juices going. I have not seen all these movies, but I’ve seen shots and bits from other recommendations.  

A is for Akira

I have not finished seeing this film, and I remember I only had an hour left of it. I really appreciated the cool futuristic style in Akira, and I’m not a fan of anime or the mangas but this movie looks really cool and it’s special to a lot of people.

B is for Bully directed by Larry Clark

I recently saw this film last week. At first, I didn’t know what to think about this film, but I think I like it. It’s based off a true story about a group of teens who conspire to kill a mutual friend, who’s a bully and an asshole to his friends. Larry Clark is one of my favorite film makers and photographers. This film is a real trip and I love the way it’s shot. Some of the scenes are very disorienting but in a cool way. 

C is for Cannibal Holocaust 

Due to technical difficulties, I can never finish watching this film on my Shudder App. I’ve only seen it up to halfway, but I’ve always been fascinated to how this film got made. Apparently, the filmmaker was arrested and was asked if those kills were real. The only creatures who were unfortunately harmed were animals like a turtle, a squirrel monkey, a pig, and more. The filmmaker was a dick for doing that, but if you don’t wanna see that you can look for an animal cruelty-free version. This film also sparked the found footage genre in horror, which makes the film look gritty and realistic.

D is for The Doom Generation directed by Greg Arraki

I’ve seen this film a couple of times, and it’s one of those movies that I’d like to own on DVD. I’d like to own The Doom Generation so I can appreciate it from time to time. It’s a queer horror exploitation film with Rose Mcgowan and James Duvall. This movie is a weird trip, weird in a cool way. This movie’s so cool, and it holds a special place in my heart.

E is for Ed Wood directed by Tim Burton

This film is about Ed Wood, the notoriously bad filmmaker, mostly known for Plan 9 from Outer Space. In this film, Johnny Depp plays Ed Wood, and it’s about the making of Plan 9 from Outer Space. Overall this is a very enjoyable little movie. In my opinion, it’s one of Tim Burtons under rated movies. I love how it’s shot in black and white. It’s a film about film making, and those films are always interesting.

F is for Funny Games directed by Michael Haneke

If you’re like me, you have to distinguish which version of Funny Games you prefer. I like the original Austria version a lot more. The U.S. remake is directed by the same one from the original. His plan was to make a U.S. version first but I guess his plans fell through. I honestly feel like the remake was unnecessary. Thank goodness I can read subtitles. Funny Games is a home invasion film that works as a satire on how we perceive violence. I love the main villain in this film and how he breaks the fourth wall from time to time, and there are moments in the film when he knows he’s in a film. I love it so much, it’s bonkers and it works.

G is for Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai directed by Jim Jarmusch

Forrest Whitaker plays a character named Ghost Dog, who embodies the philosophy of a samurai. I love this film, I’ve shown it to my friends and they grew to love it as much as I do. There’s a lot of elements of Ghost Dog that I want to talk about, but it’s mainly known for its beautiful cinematography and classic Jarmusch storytelling. 

H is for Happiness directed by Todd Solondz

The film follows three sisters and the people around them, and everyone is miserable or unhappy in their own way. This is a dark comedy, with amazing raw cringing performances. It’s listed as one of the most disturbing films ever made, and in my opinion, it can certainly be dangerously disturbing.

I is for Idiocracy directed by Mike Judge

To be honest, I recently saw this movie and I’m surprised how well it holds up for 2017. I’m a huge fan of Office Space, Extract, and King of the Hill so I’m upset that I just saw this movie now. It’s 2005 and the film follows Private Joe, who is selected to take part in a military experiment to put him in hibernation for a year. He is put in with another person, Rita, and they are forgotten for about 500 years til there was this garbage avalanche and their pods were open. Joe and Rita are separated and they start to realize the decline of human intelligence and because of this Joe is declared the smartest person on earth with an average IQ. A lot of the language is problematic because there are lawyers and doctors who use words like fag and retard. As bad as it sounds, it works for the plot and it makes this a funny satire. 

J is for Julien Donkey Boy directed by Harmony Korine

The story focuses on the schizophrenic Julien and his dysfunctional family. I love how Korine breaks some rules from Dogma 95, and he does so in a creative perspective. I wasn’t so sure about this film at first, but this film grew on me over time and this is very different from your usual conventional storytelling. This film is not for everyone, it’s very disturbing and dark. 

Ken Park directed by Larry Clark

I have not seen Ken Park yet. This was also written by Harmony Korine. From what I know it’s about the lives of several teenagers with dysfunctional family problems. I also heard this movie was messed up so I gotta prepare myself for that.

L is for Lost Highway directed by David Lynch

I’m not too familiar with Lost Highway, but this is definitely on my bucket list. 

M is for May directed by Lucky McKee

This film follows May, a lonely young woman with a traumatizing childhood, and the attempts to get closer to people. This is a fun little horror movie, with hammy acting and a great storyline. I love the shots and the meaning behind this film. I really sympathize with May, and I take pleasure in her reaching her sick goals. This movie is really special, very close to my heart, and James Duvall is in this film. Just for one scene but still. If you’re into weird films like Donnie Darko then I dare you to watch May.

N is for Night on Earth directed by Jim Jarmusch

Night on Earth follows five taxi drivers in five separate cities around the world. The first story follows a tomboy taxi driver, Corky, played by Winona Ryder, and she gives one of my favorite performances. Corky is such an adorable foul mouthed tomboy, she’s a taxi driver and an aspiring mechanic. I don’t know if I want to be her, or if I want to be with her, and that’s how cute and awesome Corky is. The characters are what I love most about this film. That’s just one story, and the rest are just as ridiculous and emotionally investing. 

O is for Old Boy Directed by Chan Wook Park

Oldboy follows a man who was mysteriously kidnapped and locked in a room for 15 years. After he’s released he has to figure out who locked him up and why. Oldboy is such a cool South Korean revenge film, with beautiful cinematography, poetic realism, and music. 

P is for Paris, Texas directed by Wim Wenders

The film follows a disheveled man, Travis, played y Harry Dean Stanton, who is found wandering the desert. When a stranger contacts his brother, Walt, he is forced to find his brother and bring him back home to his eight-year-old son. We don’t know why Travis disappeared for four years, and how silent he is throughout the film. I legit thought he was a mute, but no you learn that he hasn’t talked in years because of a heartbreak. This film is wonderfully shot, and it’s just a beautiful looking film. Paris, Texas is emotionally heartbreaking and it stays with you when it’s done. Harry Dean Stanton, you’re the fucking man!

Q is for

I don’t know any movies that I could recommend that start with the letter Q. Pass.

R is for The Room directed by Tommy Wiseau

It’s known as the Citizen Kane of bad movies. The story isn’t much, it’s about a banker, Johnny, who’s engaged with Lisa, his future wife, who has an affair with Mark, Johnny’s best friend. That’s the story, but this film has to be seen to believed. The Room is perfect to watch with a group of friends, and it’s wonderful seeing someone else’s reaction to seeing The Room for the first time. This film is flat out bonkers, and I love it. There are a lot of things wrong with it, and there are subplots that come and go and are never mentioned again. 

S is for Samurai Cop

I don’t know a lot about this film, only that it’s a Lethal Weapon rip off and it’s known as one of the best worst movies ever made. I heard it was discovered in a film vault, at a film company. I can imagine this is another one of those bad movies you can watch with a group of friends and have a good time. 

T is for Tetsuo: The Iron Man

I haven’t seen the first Tetsuo or any of them, but the first one is a body horror film about a man who transforms into a cyborg man with metal parts and wires. It looks so cool. It’s still on my watch list.

U is for 

V is for Visitor Q directed by Takashi Miike

I haven’t seen Visitor Q or a lot of Miike films besides Audition and The Happiness of the Katakuris. I heard this is one of Miike’s most prolific films, so gotta check this out sometime.

W is for Welcome to the Dollhouse directed by Todd Solondz

I’ve already reviewed this film because it’s one of my favorite films. This film follows Dawn Weiner, an 8th grader who gets bullied a lot and neglected at home. I love how heartbreaking this film is from the point of view of an 8th grader. It’s raw and brave for displaying a brutally honest depiction of middle school.

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