#I’M JOKING RELAX

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

Why are there no more a************s like

#I’m joking relax

[darthluffy]

I will not ship characters based off one image,

I will not ship characters based off one image,

I will not ship characters based off one image,

I will not ship characters based off one image…

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….

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…fuck

#horizon forbidden west #horizon burning shores #aloy #seyka #I’m joking. mostly. i do find the smirks and eyeing each other fun #but still doubt we get any Aloy romance. no matter how badly she needs to get laid. girl needs to relax some

[somethingoriginal127]

guys team jeremiah literally isn’t even real. pretending it is doesn’t make you “right” it makes you just as delulu as belly and jere.

she literally gets engaged to jere and then tells the reader she’ll always love conrad. several times.

also not here being pissed belly still loves conrad when he’s known that since they were like 7

it’s embarrassing i’m embarrassed

why be on the losing team on PURPOSE

#tsitp #the summer i turned pretty #like setting urself up fr #and so was jeremiah #belly conklin #conrad fisher #jeremiah fisher #for the people that keep finding this #i’m joking #relax 🧘‍♀️

[mars-ipan]

GODDD.

#marzivents #to preface. i am SLIGHTLY buzzed. as in i have had a single mimosa almost an hour ago #today there has been a… weird??? energy with the family?? #my mom and dad are on two different frequencies today but like they’re managing so whatever #my brother and i have been normal i suppose #but we’ve been all together for a little bit to celebrate the new uear and such #clock hits 12. we celebrate. everybody has One mimosa. not a lot at all #that buzz hits me and i’m hanging out. i’m feeling good! #my brother says something or other and we start the motions of one of our go-to sibling disagreements you know the type #and my mother cuts me off says like ‘let’s all relax’ or whatever. i didn’t feel that angry but like?? sure? fine whatever #we stop and i move on. once again not a huge deal to me #then my dad does smth or other. my mom’s been razzing him all day so i decide alright i will also razz him. a little lighthearted teasing #it is NOTHING different from what i normally do. just slightly more frequent #and my dad goes ‘i can’t have an opinion on anything huh?’ and i- committed to the bit- go ‘no <3’ with a smile on my face #like i am simply wanting to fuck around!! the way you do with friends! that is all i am doing! #i get in some other thing with my brother for like .2 seconds before my mom tells us to ‘stop fighting’ again. alright cool #this sort of thing continues. and the air in the room becomes super tense for some goddamn reason??? #eventually my dad heads to the garage and my brother follows. while they’re gone my mom tells me i need to cool it and i’m being aggressive #i???? huh???? what??? #i was gonna turn to HER and crack a joke like ‘how do you get them to understand that loud doesn’t mean angry?’ #because that’s an issue SHE has all the damn time! i was gonna turn to her and bond! but she says that before i can even start to #so my attempt to ease the remaining tension in the room is dead on arrival. in fact the room is even TENSER #maybe it was the champagne or smth but it just fucking got to me. i shut up and turn away and start trying to collect myself #i’m realizing two things. 1- my emotions are less in my control right now and i cannot collect myself here. 2- I Need To Fucking Scream #so i silently pack up and head to my room. my mom knows better and asks no questions #as i was typing this post my brother walks in. i shoo him out without words but he tries to ask questions so i just repeat until he gets it #i feel fucking insane. what the fuck did i DO???? i literally was just fucking razzing. i do that all the time #and sure. i was louder. and yeah it was probably slightly more razzing than i normally would. but i DO NOT FUCKING GET how those two things #would cause as MUCH of a reaction as they did!!! like. i . hello??? #the rest is in the replies bc i am out of tags but i am not out of feelings

[districtsof-treason]

I travelled for two and a half hours today by transit and walking to buy a new dildo just to avoid shipping costs

#$12 for shipping #girl times are tough #I’m just trying to relax!!! #there’s a joke about how I’ll go fuck myself in here somewhere

[decembermoonskz]

update on flirty idiot that I may have a mini crush on bc I can

#izzy.txt★ #he invited me to hang with him for my bday (like on a discord vc) and we chatted a ton about random shit #he said happy bday to me and I just felt so relaxed laughing and joking with him #it was really fun and I also got to talk with one of his frens who I also really like bc she’s so fucking sweet #it was just such a nice chill end to my bday and even tho I said my bday was technically over bc it was past midnight #he was still like ‘well still happy bday’ and idk it’s so mundane but I was like >/////< #and I was like it’s my bday week and he agreed it was hhhh #and he was still his normal playful fun and flirty self and I wanted to kick my feet #he also said ily to me but it wasn’t like a deep one so it’s not a confession it was just like that playful love youuu~ toy of thing #and I said it back and then I hesitated bc I was like WAIT THATS TOO SOON WE JUST MET AND WE ARENT A THING AND I WAS OVERTHINKING #but like he didn’t mention it so I think he thought I was just playing too so I’m glad bc I wasn’t trying to mean anything by it rn HAHAHAHA #I was so nervous lemme tell you like WAIT WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO SAY IT BACK??? #anyways I sent him a ty for spending time with me and he sent a little hug gif and just ugh idk im a happy girl #he’s so fucking lame too like he’s just some dude but ugh I’m crushing I can tell #I won’t get ahead of myself tho bc it’s way too soon but like hhhhh it’s nice having a flirty experience like this

[mushiewrites]

You’re perfectly fine never ever apologize it’s your blog and your works you deserve to be able to reblog what you want.

Especially your old content because you deserve to be proud of it and look back on it.

You deserve to share it again so that more people might see it and give it the appreciation it deserves.

You’re not clogging up the dash it’s perfectly fine okay?

ahhhh this was really nice, thank you ):

#kasey writes stuff #asks #that actually made my shoulders relax some i’m not even joking #thank you for saying this ):

[muthaz-rapapa]

That’s a roundabout way of saying you want to be official with her, Shalle 🤣

#tsundere 😂😂 #relax i’m joking cuz ofc they need to dance on the precarious line between ‘friends’ and ‘lovers’ first 🤣🤣 #sugar apple fairy tale #anne halford #shalle fen shalle

[sylveonartbox]

Man adhd is like having an entire council wolves inside you all barking about different things you should be doing and it’s all so loud that you get overwhelmed and sit in silence doing nothing 😭

#adhd brain #adult adhd #audhd #two wolves #more like 80 of them wolves #I’m not even sure if this is a joke or not #adhd paralysis #i want to draw #but I also want to relax #but now I’m anxious #and I can’t do either #:)

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

go feral. chew cardboard.

#this is not even a joke #I just had the most relaxing 5 minuites #just chewing a cardboard packaging #stimming #I guess #just really nice to get my teeth into something a fucking bite #so yeah if you’re feeling stressed #go bite some cardboard #really nice #al dente #and sound like a hole punch if your teeth go through #I’m off to bite some more cardboard #bye

[bisexualalienss]

crazy how i’m carrying for patients with severe back pain when my back feels like it’s been crunched by a bulldozer every shift

#i’m joking #of course spine surgery is way more painful #it’s one of the most painful surgeries #i’m giving all these pain meds and i’m like damn #i need a muscle relaxer too

[wotchergiorgia]

happy nanowrimo writers buddies

#nanowrimo 2023 #has arrived #god now I seriously have to start writing the thing #I don’t feel ready but I have to be. #I promised myself I would do it seriously #but hey #I have a lot to study and everything’s a mess right now #i’ll try my best #LET’S WRITEEEEEEEEEEE #oh no #just joking #first I have to finish to revision literature (which I practically know by heart) and then I have to study history and chemistry and #should also study for an exam I have on friday #then I want to watch shameless and go on with #my year of rest and relaxation #and prepare for the ucat and the bmat and the ielts and oh god I’m gonna die alone

[cerealmonster15]

My working doc names for things are so impossible lol. Like this was an adeuce fic but I clicked thinking it was jamiazu

I thought these two were the same thing and they’re NOT!!! I’ve just been haunted by cater and Leona on more than one occasion and then tried to forget (I did not truly forget. But also kind of. There’s actually way more in here than I thought LOL I didn’t actually write fics off the second two but there’s a LOT of planning)

#my brain doesn’t wanna function like it did a year or two ago #I became more scared lol #like a weird graph of #shy and only showing my friend. having the freedom of only doing what we found fun #then started posting #a few other twst fans found and encouraged me #then engtwst happened and twst got more popular w/English speakers #so more people to get encouragement from #but. more people 2 feel like I have to like. idk perform well for lol #before it was just me doing fuckin whatveer bc it was just for my friend and me #lots of laid back inside jokes lol you’ll see a bunch in my older twst fics thet #probably stick out oddly #but it was fun. and it still is fun! but. I’m stunting myself bc I’m scared I think #like am I being cringe. am I doing this right. am I portraying them well. is this too silly. am I trying too hard to be deep. #like am I dumb for trying anything LOL bestie you are writing fanfic and doodling plz relax #sorry!!!!!!!! I have issues 💪 #same with doodles tho like I drew soooo many AUs my friend and I had #I guess we don’t do as many twst ideas together now #we still watch it together tho #we just do more non twst oc talk #and me as a person I can only do so much of like. talking about thing without. worrying #sure I can talk about something if I have thoughts and am enabled #but I will also Worry. like am I being too much am I dragging it out are people around me just Humoring Me #that’s how it goes when I post like. ppl are so nice. but unfortunately I live In clouds of self doubt #nothing personal aimed at anyone tho it’s entirely a me problem I just hfbgnfhrhrhbtbt #pull myself to the edges. afraid 2 engage people. but then cry if I am endgaged LOL #like a weird craving of heres this media im passionate about and I wanna share that energy with people #but also. I will die. so I have to talk In circles 2 myself #and if people hear me that is both a bonus and also ILL CRY it depends on the day KDNFNFNFNTNTBEIRHT #it’s fine tho. I talk to people sometimes. I can’t act like I’m a 100% shadow or whatever

[mamahoggs]

met one of my friends’ boyfriends that no one likes and i think he felt threatened by me which is the funniest sentence i’ve ever uttered actually

#listen i know i am a hot sexy chick magnet sir but please relax.. i’m an almost married man!! #jk but for real he was acting so Weird and idk if it was something i said but i guess he’s just like Controlling #he just seemed to Not like that i was there talking to her and also holding all of her stuff for her #like i’m just trying to be a good friend my guy.. tho i will say she could do better!! #it’s not like he was offering and i think he didn’t like my joke about being a gentleman #lian blabs

[grapejuicefilledpools]

I’ve received the perspective of a Childe fiend based off the trailer… honestly he got me a little bit there was a lot goin awn

#genshin impact #genshin shenanigans #his little line abt shit being a joke??? #SHUT UP SHUT UPPPAAAA #that vid of that teacher telling her class to shut up for reference #like I may act I’m above but I’m not #he needa not be here i already want the judge #I already want neuvillette RELAX RELAX #agony cus I think he slammed his cane down and when I tell u I gasped #okay enough I got an excitement headache alright I’m finished for now