#I'm so delulu rn

[janahanooo]

So uh. Update(?)

I did give my crush the little hearts I made and they liked it! However, I did chiken out when it came to confessing. Meaning, I only told them that the hearts are Gojo themed and I'm planning on making Geto ones.

So I'm going to stay single forever and I will be at the corner of shame if you're searching for me.

#valentines day #it didn't go as planed #but maybe next time #okay no #I'm so delulu rn #delulu

[bosooka]

idk how to tell all of you this but sabine isn't kissing anyone tomorrow night. neither sabine/ezra nor shin/sabine are going to become canon. i am begging y'all to temper your expectations before i have to spend the next 6 weeks watching somehow the entire sabine fandom put together somehow exceed the level of delusional you have all already reached in believing that either the "you're like a sister to me" ship or the "they've spoken twice and tried to kill each other 3 times" ship have even a microscopic chance of EVER becoming canon. you can enjoy your ships without them being canon in fact you'll probably be happier this way

#shin hati #ezra bridger #sabine wren #ahsoka tv #ahsoka spoilers #i'm on the fridge i am hissing etc #this feels so 2014 like #yeah johnlock becomes canon tomorrow i just know it #BE SERIOUS #you all are going to make yourselves miserable!! #not tagging the ships because that's shithead behavior #like ship whatever you want just be so fucking for real with me rn like. delulu behavior

[radioactive-cloud]

don't talk to me ever again

source: x

#this man makes me so fucking WEAK #how is he real #he's so gorgeous it's insane #barking at my phone rn #nace jordan the man you are #nace jordan #joker out #for personal reasons i'm choosing to think it's jan's hair #the delulu hat stays on

[eurydices-carnation]

My resolutions:finish my fanfiction that has like 2.5 fans, write more fanfiction, get into the school I want, and maybe sit a table away from Reeve Carney

#Realistic enough #I have a clear idea for what I want to happen in my fic I just hate writing it y'know #Words are hard #Anyways I have a lot of fic ideas in my brain rn and it would be nice to just get things out #Also I'm seeing Eva Noblezada in concert in August #And I'm sitting in these front row tables with my friend #And we keep being delusional with shit like “omg what if Reeve's there he would totally sit in that area” #So may all our delulu come trulu #hadestown #hadestown broadway #hadestown musical #orpheus and eurydice #reeve carney #eva noblezada #orphydice #musical theatre #theatre kid #broadway musicals

[bitegore]

ok im ngl delulu is a really fucking annoying word even with the ableism in it put to the side

#'this fic im writing is delulu' 'im stupid and delulu' shut the fuck up and stand behind your fucking ideas. i'm going to kill you #gain some fucking self confidence GOD it's so fucking annoying to watch people pull this stupid cutesy 'oh i know its silly so dont get mad #act. drives me up a fucking wall #i know i'm in a worse mood than usual rn but like come on #also like there is the ableism but dear god could you people not have come up with one non-irritating way to use this shit #reminds me of oomf. no one alive has ever used oomf in a way that is not annoying as fuck #but at least oomf isnt running on ableism software

[head1nthestars]

"lets work together closely on this" is 100% workplace flirting right?

#is there a silly word besides 'delulu' to describe the way im acting rn #bc i dont like to use that word but i'm being so ridiculous about this crush lmao #tbd #personal

[gxtzeizm]

nahhhhhh watch the wasp sabotaging themselves once again during the 2nd half or something lmaoooooooo

#yup i'm so delulu rn 🙃🙃 #bayern lb

[midncghts]

                              𝗂    𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽    𝖺    𝗀𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍𝖺    𝗍𝗈    𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾    𝗆𝖾   𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋  

                                                  𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇    𝖺𝗅𝗅    𝗍𝗁𝖾    𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌    𝖽𝗈   , 

                         𝗍𝗈    𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌    𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾    𝗆𝖾   ;    𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖾    𝗈𝗋    𝖽𝗂𝖾    𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁    𝗆𝖾   . 

                                            𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌    𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍    𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍    𝗀𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌    𝖽𝗈   .      🤍

give  me  hubbies  who  commit  crimes  together,  who  constantly  escape  from  the  police,  who  deal  drugs  and  get  so  fucking  rich  from  it.  give  me  hubbies  who  kill  to  save  the  other  and  are  always  watching  the  other's  back  when  it's  time  to  take  up  their  weapon.  give  me  fancy  hotel  beds  covered  in  money,  guns,  and  jewelry  and  trucks  full  of  dirty  money  and  traces  of  cocaine  in  them  and  hubbies  who  get  turned  on  by  the  money  and  end  up  making  out  on  top  of  it !!!!

#♡ ﹑ : wishlist #BEGGING RN #i'm so fucking delulu #mine:gifs

[marciliedonato]

Getting your period earlier the day before your birthday so the worst day of it is gonna be on your birthday....

#And I'm at 1195 rn so I highly doubt I'll be back at 1.2k on my birthday let alone 1250 lol delulu #Ik I felt some type of way yesterday but I thought it was bc I didn't sleep that much #And then today I was so sleepy I slept until like 4 so now it's only 6 sjsjsnsnsj #wow anna said something #*stares into the camera* #Anna's shitposts #At least I got phm from going to the mall yesterday and a cute lipstick everyone clap and cheer

[disastrous-aries]

I miss wonu's gam3 bo1 lives so so fucking much dude, if I don't get at least one more live before the year ends it's gonna deal a shitload of damage to my health bar

#yeah yeah i understand he's very busy rn with cb and schedules...etc. #but has anyone considered that I'm SELFISH and that I MISS HIM #and that HE'S NOT GONNA SEE THIS SO IMMA KEEP WHINING INTO THE VOID #this will be all for today thanks for tuning in to Delulu Hours with Froggy! #svt #wonwoo

[sanstropfremir]

I was watching the SMTOWN Suwon concert and noticed a funny thing: the live DJ features in the last couple years have all been WayV. Imlay w yangyang. Raiden w xiaojun. Ginjo w ten and xiaojun. I know they collab with lots of artists including other SM artists who would have also been at the concerts. Raiden's biggest hit is with Chanyeol though obviously he's not available. Is it because they were unemployed and available? ;_; Or maybe because they are comfortable singing in English? Idk just a funny coincidence I noticed. Anyway you go WayV, get that side hustle

yea i do think it has to do with who's got the most free time and who is the most willing to do the collabs in the first place. although raiden did do a remix of yours with winter last year (at smtown), so it's not exclusively just the wayv boys, but they are really the only ones that have the time to be doing collabs right now. they do deserve the side hustle since they've been benched for so fucking long now...........

#sshhhhh don't let anyone know but i'm an smtown dj set supremacist #it IS the best part of the whole thing and i look forward to it every time #some incredible soul uploaded the entire set from the 2021 live and i frequently put it on #anyways im choosing to be delulu about there being a wayv cb in the fall since i exactly predicted the key 127 xiumin release order #i'm probably not right but no one can tell me otherwise rn #i miss them so fucking bad............................. #kpop questions #smtown #text #answers

[llittletingoddess]

One awkward situation and I feel anxious about everything I ever wrote and planned to write 🥲

#vicky's thoughts #i don't know #i feel so bipolar rn #or i'm just bad about accepting critics #i'm sorry #though i wasn't even criticized #extra stress right here cause vicky is delulu #i wanna hide under the ground so no one will ever find me

[keerysfreckles]

she's american — OP81 (smau)

pairing: oscar piastri x sargeant!fem!reader

summary: oscar falls in love with his best friends sister

warnings: none!

a/n: landoscar podium this weekend i can feel it 🤞 (sos im too delulu rn)

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y/n_sargeant does my brother race in mclaren? no! was i in the mclaren garage all weekend? yes! oscarpiastri, landonorris

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user1 y/n feeding us with landoscar content once again 🙏🙏

mclaren come back anytime 🧡

y/n_sargeant idk how logan will feel about that 💔💔

user2 the mclaren it girl

user3 the caption im 😭😭

logansargent so this is where you were all weekend?!

y/n_sargeant well yes! 🤭

oscarpiastri lovely seeing you again y/n!

user4 lando's pose is so cute he's never beating the babygirl allegations

williamsracing come home we miss you 💔

y/n_sargeant i'll be back next weekend (per logans request)

y/n_sargeant just posted !

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y/n_sargeant hung out with the better williams driver this week 🐬🌺🐛☀️ alex_albon

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alex_albon I HAD A BLAST Y/N!!!!!

y/n_sargeant AHH ME TOO A!!!!!!!!!

user1 aw the matching snorkel pics 😭😭

user2 THE BETTER WILLIAMS DRIVER PLS SHE DID NOT HOLD BACK

logansargeant YOU HUNG OUT WITHOUT ME?????

y/n_sargeant not the first time baby bro 🤷🏼‍♀️

logansargeant y/n we're twins...

y/n_sargeant yeah but i'm older 😁

logansargeant BY TWO MINUTES

landonorris did you keep the sand dollar i gave you 🥺🥺🥺

y/n_sargeant of course 🤗

loganaargeant LANDO WENT TOO??????

user3 uh oh logans in his temper tantrum era

oscarpiastri petiton to go on more trips without logan

logansargeant i'm done.

user4 PLS OSCAR BEING ON Y/NS SIDE

y/n_sargeant just posted !

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y/n_sargeant i missed the mclaren garage 🧡 oscarpiastri

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user1 OSCAR CONTENT!!!!!!!!!

user2 notice how they're all just of oscar......

mclaren oh how we've missed you 🧡🧡

y/n_sargeant i've missed you more 🥹

user3 y/n can you boop oscars nose for me thanks 🤞🏻

oacarpiastri how many random photos do you even have of me

y/n_sargeant too many to count......

landonorris chat y/n couldn't stop following osc around all weekend it was adorable

y/n_sargeant LANDO SHUT YOUR MOUTH

user4 oscar looking at y/n in the first pic :((

oscarpiastri just posted !

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oscarpiastri skipped the grid dinner to be with her ❤️

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user1 OSCAR SOFT LAUNCH ERA???????

user2 HE CARRIED HER HEELS FOR HER I REPEAT HE CARRIED HER HEELS FOR HER

landonorris do i know the lucky gal 🤨🤨

oscarpiastri maybe

user3 is that y/n??????? i thought she was blonde?????

user4 im being delulu and saying she dyed it 🤞

logansargeant oscar answer your phone.

alex_albon double date when 😁😁

mclaren the only acceptable reason to skip a grid dinner

oscarpiastri can i miss next weeks dinner as well..?

user5 y/n being in the likes but not the comments.. hmmmm

y/n_sargeant just posted !

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y/n_sargeant brunettes have more fun! 🤎🧸

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user1 oh girly is brave for posting this after oscars post last night

alex_albon we basically just switched hair colors 😁😁

mclaren orange looks better with brown hair anyway 😉

user2 oscar being in the likes and not the comments this time...........

user3 they're being too sneaky i fear

landonorris I'VE CONVERTED YOU 🙌🏽

y/n_sargeant i cannot confirm or deny

user4 OKAY POP OFF Y/N!!!!!

logansargeant i could've helped dye it ☹️

y/n_sagreant we both know you would've messed it up

imessage !

oacarpiastri just posted !

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oscarpiastri girlfriend gave me permission to hard launch ❤️❤️ y/n_sargeant

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user1 THE FIRST PIC HELLO???????????

user2 im still not over the dinner post 😭😭😭😭😭😭

y/n_sargeant oh i look good in the second slide 🤩🤩

oscarpiastri ikr! 😘

mclaren best f1 couple out there 😍🧡

landonorris i can hear logan screaming from his hotel room.......

oscarpiastri oh god

y/n_sargeant even after we told him earlier.. 🤦���‍♀️

user3 one thing about oscar, he loves taking pics of y/n getting ready

user4 ABSOLUTE CUTIES UGH

y/n_sargeant just posted !

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y/n_sargeant i love my boyfriend ❤️ (logan pls ignore this thanks xx) oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri i love my girlfriend ❤️

user1 oh the hard launch is hard launching 😖

user2 Y/NOSCAR GIRLIES HAVENT BEEN DELUSIONAL !!!!!!!!!

logansargeant i'm happy for you y/n :) and i guess oscar 🙄

y/n_sargeant awwww logie bear 🥹🥹

logansargeant i thought we'd never bring that name up again

oscarpiastri hey logie bear 😁

user3 all the oscar content we're gonna get now omg..

user4 so is y/n gonna be in mclarens garage again this weekend???

user5 camermans gonna love zooming in on y/n right after showing oscar driving i just know it

landonorris so you take my best friend and my boyfriend????

y/n_sargeant yeah basically 🤗

#shelbi writes #keerysfreckles #oscar piastri #oscar piastri smau #oscar piastri f1 #oscar piastri x y/n #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri x female!reader #oscar piastri x fem!reader #oscar piastri x fem reader #oscar piastri x female reader #oscar piastri x sargeant!reader #oscar piastri x sargeant reader #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri fic #f1 #formula 1 #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #f1 smau #smau #f1 imagine #f1 x reader

[gxtzeizm]

Chances for this to happen are zero to none, but can you imagine if they take jeonghan to the mannschaft matches against ukraine or colombia? WHAT IF SERGE ATTENDS FASHION WEEK AND THEY MEET THERE IZ?????? WHAT THEN???? 🤯

OKAY I JUST FOUND OUT THAT JEONGHAN'S AT GERMANY RN FOR YSL BERLIN FASHION WEEK LIKE WTF????? and yeah i hope so that there's some possiblities that jeonghan met serge there (if he also attended to ysl berlin fashion week as well 😭😭)....then serge invites jeonghan to watch germany nt matches for this week together and that's how we win it all!!!!!!!

#like i'm still can't even think properly about this i'm still can't believe jeonghan's at germany rn 😭😭😭 #something something about me and cloud being so delulu about bayern/germany nt players meeting seventeen members atp #ask #thomas-mvller #cloud tag 🌥️

[gasstationlady]

the start of something beautiful | a lando norris social media au

pairing: lando norris x private!reader (fc: tyla)

lando is spotted with an unknown woman, and everyone thinks she’s another fling. however, later revealed as naomi campbell’s daughter, lando's fans slowly start to love her despite her tendency to be private.

notes: btw, i’m so sorry i’ve been mia for a while! honestly, i have a ton of drafts i’ve written over the time i didn’t post, but i lowkey hate all of them lmao. anyways, hope you enjoy this fluff :)

disclaimer: swearing. photos not mine. OLD PIC OF JAZ AND ROSS (yes it’s a warning bc i’m still mourning that relationship, and ik i’m not the only one). there are a few mistakes in the tweets that i was too lazy to fix lol. also, i hope the flow doesn’t feel too rushed!

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yourusername

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yourusername 🌸

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yourbestie 👀

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yourbestie framing these pics brb 😍😍

f1gossip

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f1gossip We received these photos of Lando and a girl today! It looks like the same girl he has been spotted with for the past 3 months, but it’s still unclear who it is. ☕️

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user three months of them being pictured AND YET NONE CLEARLY CAPTURE HER FACE. that’s some bs

↳ user no deadass bc you guys had one job 🙄

user lmaoooo i know the delulu fans are crying that she’s still here

user Are we sure it's the same girl? Lmfao even if it is, he's probably going to get tired of her soon!

user god i hope people learn and treat her better than how they treated luisinha

landonorris

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landonorris First time trying wakeboarding 🤙

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user happy lando >>>

user Where’s your girlfriend

user not the red bull life vest lmfaoo

user lando rlly said here’s some shirtless pics to distract u

↳ user frrr but like it’s not working 😭

f1gossip

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f1gossip Naomi Campbell and daughter, Y/N Campbell, making an appearance at today’s GP! It's presumed that Y/N is dating Mclaren driver, Lando Norris. Our sources in the paddock mentions that the two visited the Mercedes, Ferrari, and Mclaren garages before the race. 👀

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user i'm literally in love w her she's soo beautiful 😍

user this actually makes sense that they knew each other since naomi has been connected to f1 for a while now

user I would be unstoppable if I looked like her.

user she looks so kind 🥺🥺

user oh the things i would do to reincarnate as a wealthy person’s child

user i was there and got to meet her and i’d just like to say that i’d go to war for her

landoupdates

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landoupdates Max, Lando, and Y/N (seen in second photo, far right) with fans at an after party! We received these pictures a few minutes ago, and the fan included “Y/N mostly stood behind as Max and Lando were asked for photos but she was so so kind !! Although you can tell she likes to keep to herself, she told me she thought my dress was cute and even got Lando’s attention for me so I could ask for a picture 😭 Also, he kept holding her hand !!!”

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user her face card is insane.

user now that we know she's naomi's daughter, i can't believe we didn't see it before LOL

user “he kept holding her hand” 😭😭😭😭😭

user I have never wanted someone to go off private so bad 😩

user honestly she’s my new fav wag

user it’s the way everyone loves her rn lmaoooo

user LANDO CAN YOU FIGHT

f1gossip

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f1gossip Lando, Ginge, and Ethan possibly alluding to Lando’s new relationship with Y/N in the recent Quadrant video 👀👀

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user not them clowning him 😭

user i mean we all know by now that they’re together but this was the cherry on top

user melting over how he couldn’t stop smiling 🥹

user the fact that he kept this clip in 😩😩

user I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING “LANDO CAN YOU FIGHT”

user I get it 😭 I also wouldn’t be able to hide that I’m dating Y/N

user perfect example of private but not a secret, in love with them 🥹🥹

landoupdates

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landoupdates A few photos of Lando and Y/N at the paddock today ☺️

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user literally my fav couple

user when is he gonna make it officially on insta

↳ user My thoughts exactly!! 😭😭 I know not everything has to be posted, but I’m just excited to see him officially announce it.

user my girl y/n looked so fucking good today

user i just want him to post her solely because i want more y/n pics

↳ user LOL you’re so real for that

landonorris

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landonorris We so good ❤️

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user THE HAND PLACEMENT

user not tagging her is criminal 😭😭

↳ user girl what’s the point when she’s on private

user When will it be my turn 😩

user LANDO??? OMFG

user TURN IT UP IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE 😁😁😁🔊🔊

user omggg i can’t, they’re goals

user Y/N IS SO CUTE

user i luv my parents

#f1 instagram au #f1 social media au #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris instagram au #f1 smau #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #lando norris au #formula 1 x reader

[monzabee]

greedy (social media au) - ln4

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Summary: The one where lando finds a certain singer cute.

Pairing: lando norris x singer!reader (model used: tate mcrae)

Warnings: none other than some cursing

Please also note that all of my works are protected under copyright, and not available for reposting on other platforms. 

yourusername

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yourusername: signing off to work on some exciting things!! xox

oliviarodrigo: no come hang out with me and @conangray !!!

conangray: we have cookies !!!

yourusername: this album is not going to write itself, guys !!!

user: okay she looks so slay, but who took the photos??

user: lando?? ariana what are you doing here??

user: oh he's shooting his shot alright...

user: it's been 357457 days without a yn album

user: slay me, rip me, i'm died dead

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landonorris

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landonorris: learnt a lot about shooting your shot, nice

user: oh he's good

user: wdym shooting your shot?? what??

user: girl you are a couple of chapters behind...

user: this was a crossover i didn't know i needed

user: lando this is the wrong sport honey

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oscarpiastri: i'm very confused

user: so are we oscar

user: he's so one of us

landonorris: 🤫

user: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

landonorris posted a story!

yourusername

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yourusername: greedy out on all platforms today!! give it a listen if you're as obsessed as zambonis as me!!

user: somebody check on lando norris to see if he's still alive

user: i can already hear him screaming somewhere

user: he's going to be streaming this song non-stop during his streams

user: at least she will be getting that copyright check

user: FINALLY MOTHER SLAY

user: she didn't choose the hockey life, the hockey life chose her

user: zambonis (some madness) and yn (and badness), the combination

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conangray: i have no idea what a fucking zamboni is but i'm in

oliviarodrigo: you know what a zamboni is

conangray: no i don't

yourusername: yes you do

conangray: yes i do

landonorris posted a story!

yourusername

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yourusername: 2023, you were great, 2024 better take notes

user: WELL LANDO WASN'T DELULU AFTER ALL

user: i still can't believe he pulled her and we all thought it was unreciprocated

user: 🤡this is us rn🤡

user: i call this dedication

user: my man took 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' to a whole other level

user: this is what i call a patriotic brit🫡

landonorris: cutie

yourusername: 🫠🫠

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danielricciardo: fucking finally, i was losing hair because of the stress of this relationship being a fucking secret

yourusername: i don't think that was because of us danny

landonorris: burn

#monzabee #formula 1 x reader #social media au #f1 social media au #f1 fanfic #f1 fanfiction #f1 x reader #lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #formula one x reader #lando norris social media au