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ineffablyruined · 3 days
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angellilou-art · 15 hours
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It's oysters time my dear fellows!
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chaoticrosesimp · 3 days
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The Hidden Martyr
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luckkythirt33n · 3 days
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Châteauneuf-du-BLAP
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I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.
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klikandtuna · 1 day
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Saw this meme with Bert and Ernie, and knew just what to do with it 😌
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anie-art · 1 day
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I made these little Crowley and Azira for my birthday cake and made star shaped candles.
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the-snek-of-eden · 1 day
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Crowley: This date is boring! Aziraphale: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Crowley: Then why did you invite me? Aziraphale: I didn’t, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Aziraphale I'll do whatever I want!
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Aziraphale jumping out of Crowley’s closet: BOO!  Crowley:  Aziraphale: Crowley:   Aziraphale: *makes a sad face*  Crowley: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
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waitingtobebroken · 14 hours
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The horrible pickup lines AU is here!
How Am I Winning This Conversation?
Summary:
Crowley's new coworker looks like an angel and has the inane ability to take every pickup line too literally. It doesn't stop Crowley from trying to flirt with him, even though he can barely string a coherent sentence together while in Aziraphale's presence. Somehow... it still works?
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So Crowley googled more pickup lines. And hoped for the best. "Angel, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print,” he said one day, while Aziraphale squinted at his tiny spreadsheet. He had shown him how to zoom in a number of times and yet, the angel insisted he liked this better since he could, and this was a quote, "See all the numbers together." What a weird man. Crowley was starting to adore him. "Frustrating and designed to deceive?" Aziraphale responded absentmindedly. His fingers had not stopped tapping on his calculator. Crowley found it unfairly hot. Both the words and the nonchalance with which they had been uttered. He laughed. Then went to make the angel some tea because he hadn't had any all day.
And a bonus meme because I couldn't stop myself:
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milky-rot · 3 days
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Did you know I miss you
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getting a good omens tattoo today!! i can’t wait kxhhdhxhd
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paperclipninja · 2 days
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Still We Know Each Other So Well - Chapter 3
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Rating: Explicit (though not for a few more chapters)
A few months ago, there was a comment on Tumblr that there are ponderings about what would happen if Aziraphale or Crowley's memory was wiped, but what if both their memories were wiped?
This is a story of that what if.
Chapter Summary: Aziraphale walked briskly until he turned into Whickber Street, where he slowed to a stroll and took a deep breath.
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Aziraphale walked briskly until he turned into Whickber Street, where he slowed to a stroll and took a deep breath. Friday mornings always seemed less busy than other mornings somehow; perhaps it was the springier step of otherwise weary pedestrians as they strode eagerly towards the weekend. He didn't know what it was about this particular street in Soho—the neat buildings lined up obediently and displaying the vibrantly coloured shop fronts at the bottom—but he felt he could relax and take his time.
The shopkeepers seemed particularly friendly along this stretch. The lady in the record store often waved enthusiastically at Aziraphale as he passed, while the café owner over the road would usually give him a nod or smile. He often thought that he really must take the time to try the chai latte at Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death, however he felt an inexplicable aversion to the place, despite its cosy, inviting appearance.
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To my glorious beta and wrangler of my overthinking @harlotofupdog, eternal thanks wonderful musk-fish.
and thank you to all the goblins at @goodomensafterdark for just being an excellent and supportive bunch
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no-paperwork · 19 hours
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Just spotted..
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Our car
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mintaikcorpse · 22 hours
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Bro really wasn't paying attention in this scene bcuz Aziraphale didn't know that Crowley was living in his car, and you'd think that he'd be like, "what? Why? What happened?" But he just continues to stare lovingly.
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Bros head is EMPTY
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orth82 · 2 days
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First clumsy attempt at digital art 🙈
I *will* get better or die trying!
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So let me get this gay, Michael Sheen wrote The Way, added a foursome made of two married couples who are neighbours, and casted Georgia Tennant as one of those people? Babygirl what are you trying to tell us?
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