I think every Charlie Slimecicle ttrpg combat turn goes like this:
With my action I pull out The InstaKiller3000, which everyone forgot I had and collectively agrees I should not have ever under any circumstances. With my bonus action I am going to use the most vaguely worded spell in existence and argue semantics with the dm for at least 10 minutes until I somehow bs my way into making a shitty spell turn The InstaKiller3000 into The InstaKiller10000. I’m now going to describe the most epic fucking visual any human being could come up with for when I use The Instakiller10000. Time to roll for damage!!! It’s a 1, and with my equally horribly rolled stats that makes it a -3. I hit myself in the face with The InstaKiller10000 and die instantly
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I really really don’t have an excuse this time. More le tadpole shit haha
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charlie slimecicle will roleplay a relationship or romantic inclinations as a bit and accidentally create the most heart-wrenchingly beautiful and tragic love story about a person slowly coming into themself and learning to be loved and to love in return in ways they never believed would be possible for them because of some deeply rooted belief in their own inherent wrongness and brokenness and then he'll say some shit like "bazinga"
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No listen- LISTEN! He’s a cat boy. He literally eats rats. You cant silence me! No no you dont understand- no plea- *gunshot*
(Also, vyncent tried to dye his hair black when he got to prime to blend in more, but the purple bled through cause it was shitty box dye.)
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did someone say southern wiwi
from some hc's @moominpopzz n i were comin up with :3
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Got a cute prompt to draw the PD boys staring into the backstage of riptide
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Hello. Every single other jrwi campaign exists in prime defenders as a piece of pop-culture. Ashe Winters has a tumblr account where he posts a lot of deep insights about the Suckening and why the people who like the new animated series adaptation of it should read the original books because they have a lot of details the show left out. William has been obsessed with the indie horror movie Blood in the Bayou since he was like 12 and Kian Stone was his bi awakening. Dakota still knows Gillion’s ‘last sin’ speech by heart because he hyperfixated on the Riptide comic books as a young teen. Vyncent has played the video game Apotheosis many many times and cried when he accidentally got the bad end the first time he played through it
Definitely somewhat inspired by @red-might-be-dead ‘s post about what the different campaigns would be if they werent podcasts because i just. Love the idea.
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