Learning that Joe has just been dumping his excess items in other peoples shops. Essentially restocking them secretly bc he's got too much stuff and isn't allowed to sell it himself. Is so funny to me.
I hope the permit office finds out and tries to come after him. What are they gonna do. He's donating items. He's not making any money. It's charity. I hope he destroys the permit office through sheer malicious compliance. I hope he gets exposed to Grian's backrooms horror movie bullshit in the permit office and goes 'oh. Okay. I see how it is.' And tone matches and ends up 10 times creepier than whatever bullshit is already happening in the permit office.
I was compelled by a group of 20+ angry internet people to make a follow-up statement concerning my presence in the upcoming season of Hermitcraft. I trust this will address any and all rumors.
Joe says if they hadn't come up with this idea on stream they would have done it, or (something like) gotten Cub to do it and then burn their small amount of political capital saving cub.
Joe just keeps wailing about Oli and my poor heart.
(Might edit this post with more)
EDIT! I CLIPPED THE WHOLE THING! Check the reblogs, or just go here:
long story short someone (@kitsunespawz) mentioned fish-ificating hermits in discord right after i woke up and all of my neurons fired at once. and ive now spent all day drawing all the hermits as mermaids.
i. fucking love fish. i apologize for nothing except for the above mentioned who i stole this idea from. im very sorry.
having fun on aggie and trying out a new colouring method which i've been really enjoying! it's like the culmination of all my rainbow colouring experiments
I’ve been dealing with the stress of preparing for this weekend’s HermitCraft charity streams by re-reading the first two books of the Stormlight Archive.
Last night I had a dream that Jasnah Kholin called my cell phone and was annoyed with me when I answered “Joe Hills, master of mysticism!”
Joe, regarding the permit office: "I'm not an ask for permission person I'm more of a seek forgiveness person but also I don't really care if they forgive me so I'm just kind of a person. Good luck!"
Obsessed with Oli OrionSound asking JoeHills what the Resistance Assistance is and Joe responding
"You know, I don't really try to understand what Grian does, it really frustrates my kid because it's all she wants to talk about at dinner. She's like "Dad, why did Grian decide to do this?" and I'm like "I don't know". It's just like, why don't we talk about something more simple like politics in Europe?"