#Joschka die siebte Kavallerie

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Joschka: Did you know that atoms don't touch each other? And since we are made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives?

Raban: …

Joschka: So, to answer your question, no, I did not punch Juli.

#die wilden kerle #dwk #joschka die siebte kavallerie #raban der held #source: reddit

[sillygingerfox]

Wochenende damit verbrachte in Kindheits Erinnerungen zu schwelgen. Binge watching Die Wilden Kerle. 😍 Oh heiliger Muckefuck, was haben meine Schwester und ich diese Filme geliebt. Und ich liebe sie immer noch. Einmal ein Wilder Kerl, Immer ein Wilder Kerl. Dafür lege ich meine Beiden Beine ins Feuer. Meine Beine, Meine Seele und mein ganzes Herz. Alles ist gut, solange du wild bist. Sei wild, gefährlich und wild.

#Leon der slalom dribbler #Marlon die Nummer 10/Die Intuition und das Herz #Juli „Huckleberry“ Fort Knox die Viererkette in einer Person #Deniz die Lokomotive #Maxi „Tippkick“ Maximilian der Mann mit dem härtesten Schuss auf der Welt #Vanessa die Unerschrockene #Joschka die siebte Kavallerie #Markus der Unbezwingbare #Jojo der mit der Sonne tanzt #Raban der Held #Fabi der schnellste Rechtsaußen der Welt #Die wilden Kerle

[wolkenlichtblitz]

Die wilden Kerle Mitglieder

Leon Wessel-Masannek - Der Slalomdribbler

Marlon Wessel - Die Intuition

Juli Reik - Die Viererkette / Huckleberry der Streuner / Fort Knox

Joschka Reik - Die siebte Kavallerie

Vanessa Butz - Die Unerschrockene

Raban Bieling - Der Held

Maxi Maximilian - Der Mann mit dem härtesten Bumms auf der Welt / Maxi Tippkick Maximilian

Markus von Theumer - Der Unbezwingbare

Nerv - Das erste Schicksal

Deniz - Die Lokomotive

Annika - Die Drachenreiterin

Jojo - Der, der mit der Sonne tanzt

Fabi Bau - Der schnellste Rechtsaußen der Welt

Klette - Das zweite Schicksal

Rocce - Der Zauberer

Felix - Der Wirbelwind

#Die wilden Kerle #dwk #Leon Wessel-Masannek #Marlon Wessel #Vanessa Butz #Juli Reik #Joschka Reik #Fabi Bau #Raban Bieling #Markus von Theumer #Nerv #Klette #Maxi Maximilian #Ich bin in meinem dwk feeling und keiner kann es aufhalten #dwk disney plus #die wilden Kerle disney plus

[orikeel]

Die Wilden Kerle character aesthetic (12/14)

Joschka, the seventh cavalry

#Joschka Reik #joschka the seventh cavalry #joschka die siebte kavallerie #Die Wilden Kerle #die wilden fußballkerle #dwk #aesthetic #character aesthetic #dwkca #my edits #yep that's bread with nutella

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Klette: If you had to choose between Raban and all the money in my purse, which would you choose?

Joschka: Hm. How much money do you have?

Raban: Joschka!

Klette: 63 cents.

Joschka: I'll take the money.

Raban: JOSCHKA!

#die wilden kerle #dwk #klette das zweite schicksal #joschka die siebte kavallerie #raban der held #source: spongebob #again thank you @naidot <3

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Joschka: It's a couple hours, what are you afraid's gonna happen?

Juli: Injury, death, general calamity. Just don't burn the place down.

#die wilden kerle #dwk #joschka die siebte kavallerie #juli huckleberry fort knox #source: brooklyn nine nine #thank you @dwkinternational for this ^^

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Mrs Reik, about baby Joschka: I ask my toddler what's in the box they're holding. “Chaos!” they reply. “Chaos! Chaos!” I know they're trying to say “crayons” but it’s not like they're wrong.

#I LOVE THIS #die wilden kerle #dwk #mrs reik #joschka die siebte kavallerie #source: twitter #source: @rachelle_mandik

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Raban: Joschka, can you do something for me?

Joschka: You are my best friend. I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame for the crime.

Raban: Great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Joschka: No.

#!!! #die wilden kerle #dwk #raban der held #joschka die siebte kavallerie #source: unknown

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Joschka: I promised mum I wouldn't do anything stupid today.

Juli: Why would you lie to our mother like that?

#!!! #die wilden kerle #dwk #joschka die siebte kavallerie #juli huckleberry fort knox #source: unknown

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Joschka: ...Don't say it.

Marry: I wasn't going to say anything.

Joschka: Yes you were.

Marry: No I wasn’t.

Joschka: You were going to say "I told you so", I know you were.

Marry: Well, now that you mention it-

#!!! #die wilden kerle #dwk #joschka die siebte kavallerie #marry #source: unknown

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Joschka: Hey, can you teach me to play the trumpet?

Marlon: Why?

Joschka: Because I want to follow Juli around and annoy him with it.

Raban: Technically you don't need to know how to play the trumpet to do that.

Joschka: You're right.

#!!! #die wilden kerle #dwk #joschka die siebte kavallerie #marlon die nummer 10 #raban der held #source: unknown

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Raban: I am taller.

Joschka: I am cuter.

Raban: That doesn't even -

Joschka: People prefer dogs not giraffes.

#die wilden kerle #dwk #raban der held #joschka die siebte kavallerie #source: unknown

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Mrs. Reik: Two explosions?! How?!

Joschka: Well, if I knew, it wouldn't have happened a second time.

#die wilden kerle #dwk #joschka die siebte kavallerie #mrs reik #source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt

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Raban: Marlon is going to kill us when he finds out!

Joschka: You mean IF he finds out.

Raban: If...

Raban: If is good.

Markus: Guys, it’s Marlon. Of course he will find out!

#die wilden kerle #dwk #raban der held #joschka die siebte kavallerie #markus der unbezwingbare #marlon die nummer 10 #source: hercules

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Joschka: YOU'RE A CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT!

Marry: YOU'RE A LIAR WHO THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING YOU DO! I'M MOVING OUT AND I'M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!

Raban: I think we're done playing Monopoly now.

#anon's note: a classic #die wilden kerle #dwk #joschka die siebte kavallerie #marry #raban der held #source: unknown

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*After the gang splits up*

Raban: Nerv, we need your coordinates.

Nerv: I see a cloud that looks like a lion.

Joschka: Could you be more specific?

Nerv: Simba.

#i love this #die wilden kerle #dwk #raban der held #nerv das erste schicksal #joschka die siebte kavallerie #source: twitter