Most likely to…
…become a millionaire - Markus probably already is one due to generational wealth, Deniz too
…date more than one person at a time – Leon if one hcs him as straight. He has a bit of a fuckboy vibe. Then again.... I think he is a bad liar. So idk. Markus, solely for the rich boy energy
…survive an alien abduction – Vanessa
…get arrested – multiple options. Marlon could get arrested at a protest, Leon could get arrested for doing something stupid while drunk (he has a serious violent streak). Also obviously Michi and Kong (who canonically almost got arrested)
…get a (embarrassing) tattoo – regular tattoo: Marlon, Vanessa, Jojo, Leon; embarrassing tattoo: Raban
…become a president/prime minister – mhhhh i honestly have no idea. Marlon is diplomatic and has "politically active" vibes but i don't see him there. Gotta choose the easy way out and say Herr von Theumer.
…lie in a job interview – Leon, Vanessa
…join a cult – Jojo or Leon. Both seem to have issues that seem like a good foundation to get recruited for a cult. Need for stability, etc.
…win an Oscar – do we have an actor amongst the dwk group? Maybe Vanessa, she was great at pretending to be Jojos sister from america. (In hindsight i would have loved a school play themed episode.)
…start a business – Raban is a bit of a mess but he does have a science mind. Deniz is the kinda guy who would call himself an "entrepreneur" online
Nice! Always fun to hear someone else’s thoughts!
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@farabruh 's dwk this or that game (not that anyone cares for my answers)
1. Best season: first or second
I like both a lot! But getting the team together was an exciting process so I think I prefer the first one?
2. Wessel brothers: Leon or Marlon
Leon makes me simulationsly angry and laugh at the same time so I think I have to say Marlon
3. Girls: Natasha or Vanessa
Vanessaaaa my bbygirl
4. Rich boys: Markus or Deniz
Markus is iconic as fuck but in the name of my oc I have to chose Dennis bcs I’m a good ass oc mom (sometimes)
5. The best women mentor: Grandma or Conny
Both bad ass women fr but grandma has the mysterious yet helpful life advice
6. Strongest team: 1FC or The Unbeatables
Again for the memes the unbeatables
7. The best dad: Erol Yildiz or Mr. Wessel
Deniz dad reached a level of Dilf I can’t simply not choose him
8. The biggest asshole: the mayor or Herr von Theumer
I hate Herr Theumer with a burning passion passion
9. The best male mentor: Willi or Hadschi
They‘re gay your honor- no wait that‘s not the question
10. The best "redeemed" villain
Natasha
11. A better leader: Michi or Paul
Michi is not a good leader but I find him very entertaining
12. The sweetest potato of the team: Raban or Jojo
JOJO MY SWEET SWEET BABY BOY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
13. The best season finale: first or second
the second one was wilding
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Die wilden Kerle Mitglieder
Leon Wessel-Masannek - Der Slalomdribbler
Marlon Wessel - Die Intuition
Juli Reik - Die Viererkette / Huckleberry der Streuner / Fort Knox
Joschka Reik - Die siebte Kavallerie
Vanessa Butz - Die Unerschrockene
Raban Bieling - Der Held
Maxi Maximilian - Der Mann mit dem härtesten Bumms auf der Welt / Maxi Tippkick Maximilian
Markus von Theumer - Der Unbezwingbare
Nerv - Das erste Schicksal
Deniz - Die Lokomotive
Annika - Die Drachenreiterin
Jojo - Der, der mit der Sonne tanzt
Fabi Bau - Der schnellste Rechtsaußen der Welt
Klette - Das zweite Schicksal
Rocce - Der Zauberer
Felix - Der Wirbelwind
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Markos + Düsentried Headcanons
A/N: My fav DWK couple.
There is no man more smitten with his significan other than Markus!
And Düsen is such a lucky lady
Even after many years, he still looks at her through the eyes of a young sod in love
They are not very romantic
Not the type of couple that holds hands everywhere and PDA’s alot
But instead the couple that finishes each other’s sentences and have a lot of inside jokes
MECHANIC COUPLE
They use so much jargon they annoy half the people around them
Take naps together
Fix machinery together
Bond over bikes, a lot
Race each other, a lot
They have these secret exchange of looks that just leaves them glowing after they did it and it makes everyone wonder if they just had steamy eyes*x or something
Markus is kind of protective over Düsentrieb, but tries to let her fight her own battles
Düsen does tend to bite off more than she can chew
Markus knows when to step in when he is needed
He carries her on his shoulders a lot
Of course they can’t keep wandering around the woods five ever. Markus takes Düsen back to his parent’s place
His parents take a while warming up to her
Eduard is a doting Penguin Butler right away, though
Because he recognises how HAPPY Düsen makes Markus
Datenight for these two means tinkering on carts, bikes and sometimes even cars
Eventually they both go back to school to learn more about mechanics
Shortly after graduation, Düsen finds out they are to be parents
There is a short panicking
But Markus’ parents set them up with their own place
And Markus starts making good money by pimping bikes and cars
Matze is born about 1.5 years after Finn and around 11 months after Leo
And it seems to go alright at first
But suddenly the Kerle have to leave
And Düsen doesn’t manage it on her own
She and Matze move back in with Mr. and Mrs. von Theumer
And Matze grows up not know who his papa is bc Mr and Mrs von Theumer are very not pleased with Markus just leaving like that
But after ten years he is back
And Düsen is so ready to pick up where they left off
Because Markus still looks at her like she invented the motorcycle
And it is needless to say Markus is proud of his son
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Markus' father: Markus, I said you could invite one friend to the charity ball. ONE!
Markus, gesturing to Düsentrieb, Jojo, Leon, Marlon, Maxi, Fabi, Deniz, Felix, Rocce, Nerv, Juli, Joschka, Raban, Vanessa, Horizon, Annika, Blossom, Marry, Terry and Klette: Father, they don't come separately.
Jojo: We're pack animals!
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This is just a random thought, but
Honestly, one of the things that still fucks me up the most about Die Wilden Kerle is that they didn’t have a substitute goalkeeper for Markus. Probably because they didn’t need one.
(I do remember some part of the books where they say “Yeah Marlon is a good substitute but ofc he’s not as good as Markus” but that isn’t important right now)
But like, in book 11 he literally kept playing and blocking the ball with a dislocated shoulder. While it was raining. A dislocated shoulder making such hard exertions could have ripped the ligament with his arm. But he was like “Hell no fuckers we gotta win this game”.
In the fifth movie he blocked the ball while being blind first because of a bandage (and if this was some kind of foreshadowing for the final match then good job Masannek, good job) and then TWICE because of FUCKING SUNLIGHT BEING THROWN RIGHT INTO HIS EYES SERIOUSLY HOW APPALLING IS THAT; no but seriously the whole thing was basically this:
Darkside: He can’t stop the ball if he’s blind! *turns the plasma cannon towards Markus*
Markus: *stops the ball*
Markus: BITCH YOU TOUGHT
Seriously though this kid is probably the most talented in the team and the raddest person who’s ever walked on earth and I bet all my money that Leon wasn’t kidding when he said that if you manage to score against him you break a Guinness World record.
The point of all of this is, like… it’s been almost eight years and I’m still not over Markus der Unbezwingbare.
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Favourite Male Characters Part 2
From top left to right
001. Suguru Geto - Jujutsu Kaisen
002. Fabi Bau - Wild Soccer Bunch/Wilde Kerle
003. Cremissius Aclassi - Dragon Age
004. Shota Aizawa - Boku no Hero Academia
005. Rubeus Hagrid - Harry Potter
006. Undertaker - Black Butler
007. Bumi - Legend of Korra
008. Floki - Vikings
009. Kakashi Hatake - Naruto
010. Bartolomeo - One Piece
011. Spinner/Gavin Mason - Degrassi The Next Generation
012. Dexter Charming - Ever After High
013. Ox Ford - Soul Eater
014. Scratchmen Apoo - One Piece
015. Nishiki Nishio - Tokyo Ghoul
016. Snotlout Jorgenson - How To Train Your Dragon
017. Newt Scamander - Fantastic Beasts
018. Noiz - Dramatical Murderer
019. Marco Del Rossi - Degrassi The Next Generation
020. Meelo - Legend of Korra
021. Jim Hawkins - Treasure Planet
022. Runaan - Dragon Prince
023. Husk - Hazbin Hotel
024. Kankuro - Naruto
025. Archie Hopper - Once Upon A Time
026. Shihai Kuroiro - Boku no Hero Academia
027. Mahito - Jujutsu Kaisen
028. Flynn Rider/Eugene - Tangled
029. Chrona - Soul Eater
030. Bobble - Disneys Fairies
031. Markus von Theumer - Wild Soccer Bunch/Wilde Kerle
032. Basil Hawkins - One Piece
033. Luke - Skins UK
034. Wyborn Lovat - Coraline
035. Spirit Albanr/Death Scythe - Soul Eater
036. Smoker - One Piece
037. Suigetsu Hozuki - Naruto
038. Sour Cream - Steven Universe
039. Yuga Aoyama - Boku no Hero Academia
040. Claude Faustus - Black Butler
041. Free - Soul Eater
042. Bill Weasley - Harry Potter
043. Iroh - Legend of Korra
044. Goto Imasuji/Muscular/Jailbreaker - Boku no Hero Academia
045. Shino Aburame - Naruto
046. Murdo - Vampiresisters
047. Mad Hatter - Alice in Wonderland
048. Uncle Iroh - Avatar The Last Airbender
049. Usopp - One Piece
050. Seamus Finnigan - Harry Potter
051. Denki Kaminari - Boku No Hero Academia
052. Uta - Tokyo Ghoul
053.Hidan - Naruto
054. Marlon Wessel-Masannek - Die Wilden Kerle/Wild Soccer Bunch
055. Kilik Rung - Soul Eater
056. Tahno - Legend of Korra
057. Santa Clause - Rise of the Guardians
058. Alo Creevey - Skins UK
059. Tamaki Amajiki - Boku No Hero Academia
060. Sai - Naruto
061. Alois Trancy - Black Butler
062. Gellert Grindelwald - Harry potter/Fantastic Beasts
063. Death the Kid - Soul Eater
064. Fishlegs Ingerman - How To Train Your Dragon
065. Kiba Inuzuka - Naruto
066. Taishiro Toyomitsu - Boku No Hero Academia
067. Neji Hyuga - Naruto
068. Satoru Gojo - Jujutsu Kaisen
069. George Mendez - Orange Is The New Black
070. Tuffnut Thorston - How To Train Your Dragon
071. Chojuro - Naruto
072. Toge Inumaki - Jujutsu Kaisen
073. Sirius Black - Harry Potter
074. Charlotte Cracker - One Piece
075. Cole - Dragon Age
076. Dellinger - One Piece
077. Jacob Kowalski - Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts
078. Soren - The Dragon Prince
079. Hideyoshi Nagachika - Tokyo Ghoul
080. Angel Dust - Hazbin Hotel
081. Ron Weasley - Harry Potter
082. Hector Barbossa - Pirates of the Caribbean
083. Kronk - Emperors New groove
084. Jerry Baynard - Anne With An E
085. Keigo Takami - Boku No Hero Academia
086. Mako - Legend of Korra
087. Sero Hanta - Boku No Hero Academia
088. Soul Evans - Soul Eater
089. Raban Bieling - Die Wilden Kerle/Wild Soccer Bunch
090. Inasa Yoarashi - Boku No Hero Academia
091. Killer - One Piece
092. Skoochy - Legend of Korra
093. Eijiro Kirishima - Boku No Hero Academia
094. Charlotte Katakuri - One Piece
095. Chris Miles - Skins UK
096. Buggy - One Piece
097. Alastor Moody - Harry Potter
098. Kisame Hoshigaki - Naruto
099. Crocodile - One Piece
100. Zuko - Avatar The Last Airbender
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Do you wonder how a next Gen of wilde kerle’ s children could be? I read somewhere that kids from the sixth movie were “paired” to the proper Kerle but meh i don’t know since i didn’t enjoyed the sixth movie i just pretend that didn’t happen. (Plus the fact BlossomxMaxi was not included pissed me off)
Well Anon, i’d lie if i tell you that nothing had ever crossed my mind lol. Anyway, I’m not that into OCs (if we can consider an hypothetical new generetion proper OCs) as some of you know.
These headcanons are *post* DWK 5 and don’t follow DWK 6 events. I didn’t came up with names, i had some ideas but EH
Leon & Nessie
• It’s a boy.
• It’s a perfect mix between his parents
• Glitter cowboy suits and pink bunny Halloween/Carnival costumes are strictly forbidden.
• His brother came 2 years after him and Leon was so happy to have two boys.
• But also started to understand why his dad needed to sit on the couch in silence at the end of the day when he and Marlon were kids.
• “I’m leaving boys, don’t do anything i won’t do and that can make mama angry!”
”But you always do things that make mama angry!”
• These two haven’t been grounded for more than 15 minutes.
Maxi & Blossom
• Their first child is a girl and is totally daddy’s princess.
• Dark blond locks and blue eyes, her features are mostly like Maxi.
• She took the height from her mama, so she’s always the shortest one.
• Their daughter was even able to melt grandad Maximiliam’s heart.
• Probably the kind of child who actually gets the pony she wanted for her birthday. Theodor Maximiliam gets asked a lot why there’s a white pony in their mansion garden.
• Their second born is a boy and cames around 4/5 years after. It looks a lot like Maxi with the only difference that he can’t and won’t stop talking.
Markus & Düse
• The two didn’t planned to have children when they discovered Düse was pregnant. They still had to recover from the pregnancy shock when they found out that they were going to be parents of a couplet: a boy and a girl.
• After their birth, silence became something unnatural for the Von Theumer’s Mansion
• Dūse & Markus are the parents every classmates of their children want.
• Lots of roadtrips.
• The twins got into little spats way too much, they both have a really strong character and all of their “fights” are most likely to little sarcastic comments and eyeroll.
• Their third son came from Haus der Sonne it’s one year older and it’s slightly quieter than the twins. Slightly. The bond between the three is really deep and the Von Theumer family is such a solid family full of love.
• Every last Sunday of the month there is this big “Bunch Gathering” hosted at Markus and Düse’s place where all the DadSquad tell stories about their youth while making barbecue. Occasionally also old member of the team and the ones who moved away would join them.
Marry and Joschka
• Due to Joschka’s experiences with his father (in Juli’s book is said that he left their family) he really tries hard to be the best dad in the world.
• Their first born is a girl, really dark hair, green eyes and Mary’s freckles. Really small compared to her peers.
• Joschka’s 16 year old self would probably make fun of himself getting his nail painted by his little girl during a tea party.
• Their second born is also a girl who looks pretty much like her sister sans for Joschka’s eyes.
• Joschka started to do that “wie geht es dir” thing with his daughters.
• Painting is the #1 family activity, it usually ends with a paint fight. Also indoor football matches are a thing in Reik family, started by Joschka who probably breaks things around the house.
• “So… you said you’re a mother of three but i only see two kids, where’s the third?”
*pointing at Joschka* “There.”
Terry and Raban
• For obvious reason, everytime their son is left to play with his cousins, Raban casually checks every now and then.
• This ginger boy seems one of the purest things in the world. But took mostly of his character from his mother.
• Raban tries his best to save time from work to spend with his son.
• For his boy’s ninth brithday Raban and Uncle Joschka would build a tree house in Raban’s garden painted and styled by Terry and Aunt Marry.
(I’m not over the fact that Raban and Joschka would be actually brothers-in-law, it melt my heart.)
• Their child really won the gene lottery as he is extremely skilled both in painting and creating things.
• Terry really tries her best to keep her children Terry really tries her best to keep her children well mannered but Raban makes it harder than she planned.
• “I wonder who taught our son to spell his name with burpes.”
*Raban, burping* “No clue.”
That’s all I came up with! Sorry i took so much time to answer but it was kinda hard lol.
Let me know what you think, I discovered I enjoy talking about the Bunch as DadSquad too much.
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Marcos and Maxi headcanons!
okay here we go (after weeks i had this laying around)
Markus der Unbezwingbare
1. Sexuality headcanon
mostly straight
2. Otp
MarkusxDüse
MarkusxJuli i couldn’t not, Juli is too shippable (all the fault of @youcancallmekathyp )
3. Brotp
Markus/Maxi
Markus/Jojo
4. Notp
MarkusxVanessa
MarkusxOC (with a few exceptions if here are some people of the german fanfiction side of the fandom you all know Ale and Terry and that i love them, though i read a lot of badly made up lovestorys, and storys where everything of Düse got changed, even her first Name jfc XD)
5. First Headcanon that pops into my head
he is never bothered to clean his hands, if they get dirty either from football or mechanic stuff, if they get covered in oil or mud. He runs around like this for hours, until someone mentions it, same with his Gloves, he just forgets that he’s wearing them.
6. Favourite Line from this Character
‘’ Wir sind für ihn alles, was es auf der ganzen Welt gibt. Deswegen bist du zurück gekommen, erinnerst du dich? Vor dem Kampf gegen die Silberlichten. Alles was mir wichtig ist…’’ ‘’…und was mir etwas bedeutet.’’
‘’ We mean the world to him. That’s why you came back, do you remember? Before we faught against the Silberlichten. Everything that’s important to me…’’ ‘’…and means something to me.’’ there you go, defend my precious cinnamonroll!
7. One way I relate to this character:
wanting his friends to be happy, and trying to keep them together, always wanting to support them
8. A thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character:
When he stood absolutely naked in the Goal XD
9. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
both!
Maxi Tippkick Maximilian
1. Sexuality headcanon:
bisexual
2. Otp:
MaxixBlossom
MaxixMarlon
3. Brotp:
Maxi/Vanessa
Maxi/Markus
Maxi/Nerv
Maxi/Leon
Maxi/Marlon
4. Notp:
MaxixVanessa (i explained this already) don’t kill me
5. First headcanon that pops into my Head:
He almost every morning turns around in his bed, after waking up, just to find an empty bedside and blankets that are still warm. He then looks up, at the tall windows and spots Blossom on the balcony, watching the sunrise, holding a coffee mug, with her arms leaning on the railing. Maxi then gets up, grabs one of his sweaters and joins her. She takes the sweater and he wraps his arms around her and rests his head on hers. (you know because she’s so smol)
I think them watching sunrises and sunsets in general is fanon :)
6. Favourite Line from this Character:
too many, so I really can’t choose
7. One way I relate to this Character:
Having strict Parents…
8. A thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character:
How he shouted at Leon for arguing with Vanessa. As she said, thats none of his buisness. Also that he really considered to leave the Team. I think he wouldn’t have done that, if he had not had that huge crush on Nessi, he only considered it, because he saw a chance of getting together with her. Or at least it was part of the reason why.
9. Cinnamonroll or Problematic fave?
Cinnamonroll of the year ;D
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Does Markus's father even have a name in the series? Cause in eng/rus dub it's Thomas, which, I suppose, comes from Herr von Theumer lol
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“There’s nothing like a boys night.” Wilde Kerle Boys Night haha
*post 5th movie*
a/n: Since I’ve received the same prompt for the girl gang I decided to write two POV of the same evening.
Markus’ house was empty as always, not that he would expect his parents being there and welcome him back home, he wondered if his parents actually knew that he run away chasing new adventures, but nevermind.
They weren’t that kind of parents, he was okay with that.
Edgar will be spending a couple of days visiting his (really) old mother, so that meant only one thing: boys night. His friends took already place in the enormous living room, waiting for their pizzas to come home. As Markus sat down, he saw Düsentrieb with her helmet in one hand, frenetically searching for something she left on the cabinet in the main corridor.
“Where are you going Babe?” His girlfriend jumped as she heard an unexpected question breaking the silence.
“Uh, at Vanessa’s place. We thought you might need some boy times.” Due to Markus’ parents always being away, the two had a big mansion just for them and it felt strange for Markus to be without her, even for a short time.
“I’m going, don’t do anything I won’t do.” Added Düse, finally finding her red Cagiva’s keys.
“So... no murder?” Poked Markus, pulling a kiss from her. Düse smirked, “Well, it depends on how your boys night goes.” Concluded with an eyeblink.
“Bye guys, have fun!” When the door shut.
As Düse was gone, there was a strange silence in the room, which meant only one thing.
“So-” Started Leon. “Since girls do not seem to stink anymore-”
“Oh god no.” Muttered Maxi.
He knew where Leon was about to come.
“C’mon Max don’t tell me you didn’t know it! You didn’t even let Nerv come with you!” Talked back the Slalomdribbler.
“Yes, and for the record, he hates me now.” Maxi sighed.
“Does Blossom knows you drool like a waterfall while you’re sleeping?” Said Markus. Maxi’s cheek turned bright red.
“For the last time, I was 8!” hissed back then.
“I am happy you finally admitted that, but, we shouldn’t lose the focus!” Exclaimed Leon.
“I was trying to ask before someone interrupted me, how things are going with the girls. I was kinda surprised when Vanessa invited them over, you know her.” The guys nodded. Vanessa wasn’t the friendly type and Leon knew that the invite came more from her grandmother than herself.
“Well, as you can see, my parents are not home so it’s kinda cool living along with Düse. Edgar likes her very much, it’s the only opinion I care about.” Markus stopped for a bit. “Plus, Düse is a quick learner and a great observer so she is handling everything pretty well.”
“That’s it guys, we lost Markus, one of the leading members of the Girls Stink Movement is officially in love.” Teased Raban, as the other pretended to cry dramatically.
“Oh shut up, I saw how you’re looking at Terry.” Markus could defend himself, which was proved from Raban’s cheeks turning bright red.
“How do I look at Terry?” The Hero seems surprised.
“In the same way you’ll look at water if you’ve been wandering in the desert for two months?” Asked rhetorically Leon.
Crash and burned.
“I have a question, a really dumb question.” Started Maxi, he took a sip from his beer just before continuing. “How can you two distinguish the twins? I mean, they really look alike.” Maxi’s innocent question made Mr.Top and Mr.Secret choke on their drinks.
“Seriously man?” Leon rolled his eyes.
“Well, I’d recognize Marry between millions of clones.” Stated Joschka.
“Aw, is that Shakespeare?” Commented Markus laughing.
“You know, if they could hear you they’ll probably make fun of you for centuries!” Said Leon with an amused look on his face.
“Oh, you can say that out loud!” Whispered Vanessa, who was crouching with the other girls underneath one of the living room’s windows of Von Theumer’s mansion, that was left open just a couple of hours before.
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Here’s a super quick Markus featuring dramatic lighting because I still have to learn how to be faster and more fluid with this damn tablet.
watch me as I avoid drawing the complicated uniform from the fifth movie and draw the simple shirt from the second movie instead because I’m the laziest person ever
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Die Wilden Kerle character aesthetic (6/14)
Markus, the unbreakable
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Looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:
Markus
Looks like a cinnamon roll but would actually kill you:
Nerv
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:
Maxi
Looks like she could kill you and could actually kill you:
Vanessa
Sinnamon roll:
Leon
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