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#LIKE. SERIOUSLY FUCK OFFFFFFF.
transhitman · 1 month
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District manager is coming in to the store today and I swear if she says anything bad about how I'm running my department I'm gonna blow a fuse
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pepsitwist · 1 year
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"theres no wrong way to enjoy wrestling” false!!! the wrong way to enjoy wrestling is to participate in promotion wars!!!! watch for the wrestlers!!!! not the promotion!!!!!
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silenthillbunni · 2 years
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i kinda think that one of the worst things abt being in constant pain and having several health issues is that ppl tell you that you're so negative and that you always complain and blah blah... like you dont understand how hard it is for me to just sit in my bed and read bc i feel the pain all the time, let alone doing other more demanding things. why dont i get to complain? like i dont care abt anything anymore just let me die then but i cant even do that bc then im weak and selfish. fuck off.
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wekillitwithfire · 5 days
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i think that more authors and show runners need to stop being afraid of people not finding their main characters attractive (leigh bardugo has this problem imo, especially in her book Hell Bent it's. pretty pervasive.)
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paddockbunny · 1 year
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“This has to stop!”
Summary: You didn’t deal with the “fame” side of dating Daniel very well and repeated the same mistake of looking and reading the hate. What will Daniel do and say when he finds out how it makes you feel? Rating: 18+. Pairing : Daniel Ricciardo x Reader Word Count : 3,070 (One Shot) Trigger Warnings : 18+, this is a tough one, sad, depressed thoughts, self confidence issues, language warning, fan criticism, seriously it really is pretty sad with a nice twist at the end 💞Authors Note : please stick with this one because the end is everything! I’m sorry it’s so sad
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You promised him you wouldn’t look. You swore you’d ignore it. But how could you? It was like some evil, nasty drug that you were addicted too. After slinking away from the garage you had gone back to Daniel’s drivers room and opened the Instagram app on your phone. The gossip pages popped up as soon as you tapped on the search bar and you paused, your finger hovering over the first one, unsure if you could do it but your subconscious took over. You were the third picture on the grid and before tapping on it you inhaled deeply. You ignored the several pictures of you walking through the paddock hand in hand with your smiling boyfriend and went straight to the comment section.
As you began to read your eyes scanned over the comments. Ignoring the ones that said nice your outfit was, how happy you both looked and how lucky both of you were to find each other, instead going straight for the other ones. The ones that cut you down, tore you apart, mentally destroyed you.
You sought them out like an alcoholic seeking alcohol. A sex addict seeking sex. You read and re-read and re-read again.
How can you all not see through her? She’s only with him for the fame and the money.
She looks awful in that dress. Those boots make her legs look fat. Terrible choice.
Why is he doing this?! Look at him. He’s a 10. She’s a three at best.
She needs to do something with her hair. It just hangs there
God, I thought it the last time she was in the paddock but Jesus, he could do so much better.
See she made her insta private, probably doesn’t like the home truths.
Can’t wait till he cheats on her. She’s too smug and needs brought down to size
You had gone past the stages of crying when you read them. You chew the skin on the side of your thumb instead, the stinging giving you more release than crying would. You returned to the search page and found the next Instagram. Taking another deep breath and on an exhale tapping on your picture.
What a dumb bitch
I absolutely hate this girl. Daniel’s clearly only with her for the sex, she seems so boring.
Fuck offfffff. She’s such a buzz kill.
Bringing her along again Daniel? REALLY?
I didn’t notice before but I thought her lips were bigger? Does she get filler? Fuck, she needs it.
Filler? How about Botox too? But then again, none of that can fix her drab personality.
This time your lip trembled and a slight sting filled your eyes as a crushing feeling descended upon your chest . You went back to the search page, clicked on the next one and found yourself vacant, thankfully, but then there was a text post you scrolled too which said they wouldn’t post you on the grid because your relationship with Daniel wouldn’t last very long so there was no point. You closed your eyes for a second before switching apps, heading to Twitter instead. You typed your name into the search bar and again, found what you were looking for without much of a hunt. More and more words of criticism followed by questions of why Daniel was with you and when he was going to dump you. Fake rumours (you hoped) of him cheating being shared by multiple accounts.
You sat for a moment after closing your phone. Just sat on the floor of his drivers room and stared at his hoody on the back of the chair in front of you. You wanted to reach out and touch it, hold it, bury your nose it to inhale his scent. You wanted to feel him, be near him while he was out on track driving at 180 miles per hour. But you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Couldn’t muster the strength to crawl over and cling on to his hoody as if you life depended on it. The words you had read swirled around in your brain and something blocked you from being able to do anything apart from sit there on the floor staring at the teal coloured garment like you had officially lost your marbles.
You let your head fall backward as you tried to take a few deep, grounding breaths as you mentally tried to banish the tears threatening to spill any moment.
“Y/n?” a man’s voice came and a sudden rush of pure embarrassment rolled throughout your body. You didn’t think anyone would come in here during the race, you thought you’d be safe. But as you opened your eyes you saw Michael hovering by the door. “Is everything ok?” He asked and you felt your throat get tight at even the thought of responding to him. So you nodded. You took a deep breath and nodded before scrambling to get to your feet. “Y/n” you couldn’t stay in the room that now felt it was getting smaller and smaller by the second. You couldn’t have Michael looking at you like how he was looking at you. His face full of concern. When he finally came further into the room you used it as an excuse to make your escape. Your legs carrying you over to hospitality to get a bottle of water, something to distract you at least.
“Well done.” You state without enthusiasm. Daniel finished in P9. In the points at least. You felt his disappointment radiating off of him and you didn’t know what to do to quell it. He handed his things to Michael who was in fact looking at you instead of his employer and it set you on edge. Normally you would have given Daniel a quick, soft kiss but you had been criticised for that the last race so decided not too this time, even if he was looking for it. Your heart shuddered in your chest at denying him but you couldn’t. You simply couldn’t let yourself in for the barrage of comments about it once his fans got a hold of the pictures.
As you left to go wait for him in hospitality. Michael followed him to his drivers room. In the safety and confines of the small space Michael handed over your phone. You had left it behind on the carpet when you absconded earlier during the race. Daniel seemed puzzled until Michael sighed;
“I think she was looking at the comments again. The bad ones.” Daniel stared down at your phone in his hand as an easy feeling took over his body. He glanced down, taking in the baby pink phone case that by now became a colour he associated with you. His thumb pressing the side button and seeing the photo you set as your Lock Screen, the pair of you at dinner in NYC, smiling happily at Scotty behind the camera. And with that he felt like someone had punched him in the gut. The thought of you reading hateful comments made his stomach turn and he felt sick. He had told you numerous times not to do it, not to listen to them, take anything to heart, but you didn’t have such a thick skin like he did. You were gentle, pure, fragile even. And he knew what these comments were doing to you. He felt it when he touched you. When he watched you take even longer doing your make-up (that you didn’t even need) or do your hair. How you grew more and more indecisive about what to wear and changed several times in a panic thinking you didn’t look “right”. When you brought up getting fillers, a nose job, a brow lift or signed up for three more spin classes to “get rid of an inch or two” on your already perfect thighs. The carefree, free spirited, fun loving girl he fell in love with was still in there but you had begun to lock her away after letting the nasty, jealousy driven comments get underneath your skin. And it destroyed him. And Daniel couldn’t help but feel like he had done this. It was his fault you were getting all this abuse. He went public with you too fast. He didn’t think about the repercussions about falling in love and being out and happy about it.
You had been sitting waiting on Daniel in a quiet corner of the hospitality suite, reading. You were practically curled in on yourself at the table. Head down masked by your hair and tilted head. To anyone passing you probably were in protection mode, which was probably exactly what your sub conscious was doing. You had been trying to take in the words on the page before you. Something about the narrator being suspicious of Mrs Danvers and thinking she was in love with Maxim De Winters seemed about right. But all you kept thinking about was the words you had read earlier. Only with him for the fame and the money. He could do better. Those boots make her legs look fat. Dumb bitch. Buzz kill. Drab personality.
They swirled round and round your head so fast you probably could get whiplash. It felt like you were on a fairground ride, a waltzer, without being able to get off. And then a hand went down the back of your head and you flinched. It was only Daniel but it gave you such a fright. You were utterly lost in your mind that his tender action scared you. “Ready to go?” He asked quietly and you nodded. You had been ready to go since you got here this morning and saw the photographers at the gate.
Arriving back to the hotel was always problematic. Fans who hadn’t had tickets or couldn’t attend the race always seemed to collude with each other to gather outside of the hotels teams were staying at. And tonight was no different. Daniel swore under his breath and told you to run inside with Michael. He could have said no to them but he was too nice, too gracious to refuse people who had waited hours, possibly all day, for their five seconds with him. Initially you paused and looked back when you got inside, dutifully escorted and under the arm of Michael but decided to go straight upstairs. You had enough of today. You couldn’t help but think that of all these people that claimed they were fans they still spouted the most hurtful things online. After-all, some of the people who wrote the comments that still buzzed around your mind could have been standing right there, 30 feet away from you. “Im going straight up.” You whispered to Michael and found the key card in your bag. You looked a little more for your phone but figured you could empty it and have a better look whilst in the safety of the hotel suite.
And that was the first thing you did as you got in. You tipped your bag out on to the plush white bedding. Your book, some change, gum, a tampon, AirPods, wallet, a condom, lip balm and your sunglasses fell out but no phone. You wondered if you had left it in the chauffeur driven car or perhaps in hospitality as you waited but then you realised you hadn’t actually had it since you were in Daniel’s drivers room and then you did begin to worry. Your life was on there. Your calendar app, your contacts, your cycle tracker, photos of your friends, your family, ones of you and Daniel that time you were larking around in bed one morning that you didn’t ever want getting out. And you sighed deeply. You could buy a new one. That wasn’t what was worrying you. It was the thought of anyone being able to guess your code or jail break your phone and read your messages, see the photos, the videos, all of the content you had and using it against you. You were so lost in the moment you hadn’t even realised Daniel was now stood in the room.
“Y/n” he said your name gently. “I’ve lost my phone….” The words followed teetered on the tip of your tongue while you tried not to let your voice give away that you felt a little scared. “Im sorry…” “You haven’t.” He said and went to his backpack. Your eyes watched intently as he pulled your phone from a pocket hold it up in the air like it was some lost golden treasure.
Daniel didn’t just hold your phone out to you, give it back to you, and then head off for a shower or order room service or anyone the other multitude of things he usually did after a race day. He held on to it as he placed it in your hand - he was only a foot or so away from your body - and waited till you looked into his eyes. You knew he knew. “Talk to me, y/n” he whispered “please.” “There’s nothing to talk about.” You faked it, pretended the words leaving you were true. Your voice let you down. It was nervous. Unsteady. Unable to do what you wanted it too. Daniel’s grip on your phone didn’t loosen and you swallowed, fearing all of the emotions from earlier would now bubble up to the surface. “What do you want me to say?” Your words came out practically in audible. You were struggling for dominance over the tears that were building in your eyes. “Have you been reading the comments again?” You were scared what he would think of you if you said yes but you also knew he wouldn’t believe you if you said no. And then the words left you as the tears did too.
“I’m not good enough for you.”
Your bottom lip shook, tears flowed freely down your cheeks and you couldn’t bare to look at him. You needed to put distance between the pair of you because you didn’t want him to see you fall apart. You bolted straight for the bathroom and instantly slid the lock. Shaky breaths took over as more and more tears fell from your eyes. You tried with all your might to stay in control of it but eventually a sob escaped your mouth and you couldn’t stop. All those comments pummelled you into the ground, crush you completely. Each and every time you saw them they chipped away a little more and a little more and you were slowly realising how they were stealing your soul. They were stealing your happiness. They were stealing you away from Daniel.
You cried and cried. Thankful you could finally let it all out when you heard Daniel’s voice from the other side of the door. “I’m right here, baby.” And it hurt. It just hurt. “I’m not going anywhere.” He didn’t force you to open the door. He knew you needed space. He knew that you had to let it out, let out what you been holding in all day. You wanted nothing more than to open the door and cling on to him as if he was your oxygen but you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Because as soon as you did it became his problem too. He would take it on and feel burdened by it and you didn’t want that. You remembered the first time the comments got nasty, the very first time you went to a race with him confirming the pair of you were together, how Daniel tried to block each and every one of the users who had left such terrible words aimed at you. He would take this on feel your pain. Because that’s exactly what it felt like, pain. All you had done was fall in love with someone who happened to be in the public eye.
Slowly, as the sobs subsided and you could control the tears you saw Daniel trying to wedge your phone under the bathroom door. He said nothing but you got to your knees and picked it up. It was on his Instagram and he just said “look at the story” and you did. It was words and you wiped your eyes clear of fogged up tears to be able to read it.
THIS HAS TO STOP!
I met and fell in love with an incredible, beautiful, talented girl who makes me happy every second of the day and I have chosen to share my life with her.
My private life is of no concern to any so called “fans”. Especially ones who post abusive, hurtful, downright vile comments about her (even tagging her so she can’t ignore them).
Treat others as you would want to be treated and be god damn respectful or I will no longer share any of my life with you, sign autographs, take photos or anything else if this abuse of my girlfriend doesn’t come to a stop.
He had posted it several minutes ago. Posted while you were sobbing your heart out. You read over the words multiple times. Each time stopping on something different. A stillness washed over you that he had done something like that for you. It was so public and hard to ignore now and he had lay real, boundaries for fans. You reached up and unbolted the door. Daniel sat just in front of it watching as it slowly crept open.
“I can’t promise it will it better, or make it stop completely, but I’m going to try.” And suddenly you felt a calm settle inside of you. It wouldn’t make the things you read about yourself or your relationship go away but hopefully you wouldn’t see them. You could mend the pieces they had chipped from you and you could just get back to being happy like you were before you had gone public. “The team just reposted it too…” Daniel said glancing down at his own phone in his hands.
“Thank you….” You could barely get the words out because you practically launched yourself across the space and got straight into his lap, your arms around his neck clinging on to him tightly. You felt safe there, in his arms. And as he held you equally as tightly you let the tension from the day begin to dissipate out of your body.
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periprose · 10 months
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claire and carmy is endgame, none of u selfish bitches know how to write a tv show so stop fucking pretending. if u didnt know, claire and jess are wearing the same earrings, theyre supposed to be carmy and richie's endgames. just say you don't know how to read symbolism and fuck offfffff. (1/2)
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umm, okay anon. Great job on being impartial and unbiased about disagreements.
listen, I don't mind that you're picking up on these things and you like them, at all. I fully support you if you want to ship carmy and claire, it's just not for me. That doesn't make me or other people idiots lol.
In fact I did notice a lot of what you're talking about. That doesn't mean that I liked it, or that it worked for me. I just found Claire boring, but I can see the hints the writers were working in there. Again, doesn't make me or anyone else stupid for not liking it. Not liking it does not mean not getting it.
Why not just let people view things differently? What's with this lashing out and telling people to fuck off? Seriously, if you just wanted to dunk on me and make me feel bad, whatever, I don't really care. But these messages are really harsh and to me scream a sense of insecurity that not everyone agrees with you. Just take a breather from the internet if this is the place you're at. It's not good for you.
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smileymoth · 1 month
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This professor is like actually sooo stuck in his fucking brain plleaaaseeee kill yourself i can not take you seriously
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT "BODY SOUL AND SPIRIT" NOW FUCK OFFFFFFF
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Okay as someone who: 1) 10 is my least favourite Doctor 2) RTD is my least favourite showrunner, I am not at all excited about his return, and I hate his writing - his plots, his characterisation. Getting rid of the Time Lords, turning the Doctor into an angsty whiny cuntstruck paedophile, deifying him and using Jesus allegory. Fuck offfffff m8, that’s not Doctor Who. Everyone’s banging on about Tennant at the end of that last episode, whereas I’m like “okay cool, I literally don’t care. They brought back Tegan, Ace, Ian, 5-8, of ALL the things that happened in that special, that is on the bottom of my list, beneath even the “dress for the occasion” callback. Oh yeah, and 10 was there too I guess. Whatever. I don’t give a shit.” Plus for everyone who engages in the online discussion and isn’t like “omg noooo, spoilers” it was. pretty obvious she was gonna turn into Tennant, a lot of people had already come to that conclusion. And I am FINE with her being 10. It’s a stunt casting for the 60th, a way to draw in viewers (incidentally, people who dropped off after Tennant, but come back now - or people who drop off after ANY Doctor; Smith, Whittaker, whoever - are NOT Doctor Who fans. They are Tennant fans, or Smith fans etc. They have entirely missed the point of the show). Not only that, but introducing a new Doctor in an anniversary special, which traditionally are a way of celebrating the past, not exactly a good place for Gatwa to start, while it’s focusing on all the history. So yeah, I’m fine with having a little odd regeneration fuckery going on to bring back 10 for the 60th. It’s a fun little scenario that’s been touted in fan circles for years, “Ooh what if they do a story where the Doctor reverts backwards through past regenerations and they have to resolve it and get back to normal” and I like that idea, that’s a great idea. HOWEVER, it was announced AFTER the airing of The Power Of The Doctor that Tennant is 14, and Gatwa is 15. LMAO, nah Russ, he’s not 14. Get fucked. Everyone’s already gotten used to saying Gatwa’s 14. It doesn’t feel right saying he’s 15. It ESPECIALLY feels wrong saying that TENNANT is 14. Seriously, say the lineup to yourselves out loud. Peter Capaldi as the Twelfth Doctor, Jodie Whittaker as the Thirteenth Doctor, David Tennant as the Fourteenth Doctor, Ncuti Gatwa as the Fifteenth Doctor. Eurgh. It just feels dirty, doesn’t it to you? Ncuti Gatwa is the Fourteenth Doctor, ahhhh, now that’s nice, that suits him, that’s the right number. I suspect this may all be a publicity stunt, in the sense that actually these statements will be retracted down the line and that it’s all designed to play into the mystery, the appeal, the drawing in of viewers, hence Russell’s comments saying “Ooh how does it all tie in to Donna’s return?” I mean the way he looks at his outfit change, he’s surprised, so that’s no doubt a hint that he suspects some shenanigans going on. And the same way everyone thinks of Chibnall, that’s what I think of RTD; a hack, and I can’t help but have bad faith and assume it’ll be shite. I don’t revere him. I HOPE that, in a 60th, there’ll be other Doctors, and there’s obviously things filmed behind closed doors that we don’t know, the location filming was obviously only a limited part of the story. But what with it being RTD, if it ends up being just 10 back, well it’s not really an anniversary special if you only look back to one era, is it Russ? The era you happened to spearhead last time (Christ, what an ego. And people complain about Moffat’s holier-than-thou grandiosity. I do worry that fandom’s worship for RTD has, like Joss Whedon, inflated him to the point of delusion). So it may well be that this is, as we all suspect, an interim Doctor. But regardless, that’s what we should make him. Like the War Doctor, like the Fugitive Doctor. Because Tennant is NOT 14. Never. Gatwa’s 14. Call him the Fake Doctor, the Interim Doctor, the Technical Difficulty Doctor, the Interloper Doctor, the Glitch Doctor, the Locum Doctor. But Tennant. Is NOT. 14. That’s just that, Russ, no matter what you say. People won’t accept it.
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symptoms-syndrome · 2 years
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Ok here's the tea
So like, it's a server of entirely queer Koreans. And like a MONTH ago, there was sort of a fire because someone said smth like "Korean Christians are all inherently bad people," and I was like "Hey maybe we should avoid making broad generalizations about people who are like. In the server with us. You know, to be respectful." And I was real nice about it and all that jazz. Because I'm a real patient person TBH. I have a pretty high tolerance for Bullshittery. Anyway it turned into a whole Thing because there's like two or three people in there who think they're the shit dot net because they learned fun buzzwords from twitter like "strawmanning" and "gaslighting" and "respectability politics." Which is extremely frustrating because it's absolutely impossible to have a reasonable conversation with them because they do not in any way shape or form actually know what these words mean. One person, completely out of the blue, chimed in with "are we not allowed to complain about white people then?" and then two messages later said that I was strawmanning for making a comparison (I said that while Christianity may have roots in white supremacy, that does not make all those who participate in it inherently white supremacist, similarly to how the beauty industry is also rooted in white supremacy but not all those who wear makeup deserve to get shit for it.) Which is insane bc bestie you're the one strawmanning here.
Anyway it eventually died down (after that person wrote a whole big essay about how they're being silenced and tone policed etc etc etc despite not even being the person who made the original comment, only chiming in to add shit to the fire.) But then yesterday someone who I think is new randomly replies to some of these, again, MONTH old comments, which sparks an outburst of shit again. And this happened last time, but like. The "what about complaining about white people" person was like "um well some of us don't have positive relationships with whiteness/christianity" in a real passive aggressive way and I'm like. Seeeeeeething RN. Like sorry I didn't trauma dump in graphic detail like you did but seriously what a dick fucking move to just assume that I looooooove whiteness and Christianity just because I told you to be mindful that there are some people who are Christian in the server. Like I did not even say you can't criticize Christianity. Anyway this bitch is going offfffff about how the server is sooo unsafe for POC and sooo white and this would never happen in a Black/brown led server (which is insane given that like. First off that's kinda racist of u for a lot of reasons but a lot of the mod team is literally brown in addition to the Korean so like.) and it's like girlie if u think it's so awful here why are u still here. Like I've been in servers where the vibe is rancid and I hate the way it's moderated so I simply Don't Stay in those servers??? What's ur fucking problem???
But anyway they're all like "uwu you simply wouldn't understand, I need a space specifically for People Like Me who have faced racism and Christian oppression" and I'm like GIRLIE I would also be part of those spaces so like!!! Ur not gonna be free from me!!!
and likeeeeeeee not to invalidate anyone's trauma here but their trauma they dumped was fairly middle of the road in terms of like, religious trauma so I COULD absolutely win this pissing contest if I also chose to traumadump I just do not want to at all and also morally disagree with doing so so like. I won't. But I am like. Committing acts of violence mentally RN like girlie what the hell fuck is wrong with you.
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lustbile · 2 years
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One time I went fucking offfffff in a h0rny kpop group chat of my friends about Chanyeol’s hands and how he flashes his Loey finger tattoo in a way that has me convinced that man knows how to make a woman cum with just his hands, almost exposed myself as a fic reader/writer LOL
Anyways I think he’s the kind of fuck to add “you” to the list of instruments he plays well because of how he can pull the most profane sounds from you, and despite what most people might say about something so dirty, he thinks the act of fucking you breathless is, in fact, a form of prayer and worship, and the concept of ‘heavenly bodies’ actually refers to the way you look with your back arched off the mattress as you cum
god there’s something about finger tattoos I swear… and the idea of him considering you an instrument he can play. he’d be so cocky when he says it but he’s also so serious because he takes finding out what makes you tick very seriously. big body worshipper who treats you like his most precious instrument under his touch,,, hmm
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thesvenqueen · 3 years
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S&B Episode 6
- you're a horrible liar bro - um, excuse me, they are NOT his crew RUDE - buuuuuuuusted - NINA?!?! GIRL WHAT??????? - Hahaha oh heyyyyy - Oh Inej...Kaz bout to be fucking FURIOUS yo - Yikes Fedyor... - THEY KNOW OF MATTHIAS?!?!?! NOOOOO - Aw HELL YEAH GIVE ME MORE NINA & MATTHIAS CONTENT LETS GOOOOO - Matthias, get on the damn board and stfu - I mean, Zoya you are not wrong but also you in daaaanger girl just saying that hooooo boy - no the fuck you don't. more manipulation ughhhhh stooooop - DAMN ZOYA AND HIM HAD A THING?!?!?! SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH - ah, he manipulated her too my god dude - MAL!!!!!!! - take it offfffff TAKE IF OFFFFFFF - YEEEES - "You're just a man, like all the others" I BEG TO DIFFER THAT MAN IS FINE AS FUCK HELLO?!?!?! - HA I saw that lick of your lips Nina, HARD same - You're both fucking idiots my god - Yeahhhh you like her hehehe - .....well this argument is fun - "thanking you for finding me" "Always. I'll always find you" now KISS you fools - oh well, parents are fighting...again. fuck. - oooo love the slgith of hand yes yes - I mean...he has a point? - ooop.....yeah, so about the club >.> - "I'm sorry it took me this long to see you Alina. But I see you now" OH that's so SWEET. - HA Nina such a tease, I love you - "No it's natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall and yet oh, there you stand" HAHA YESSSS I loved that line from the book - Awww Matthias' laugh is adorable I love it - oh...oh no - uhh...hey guys lmao nice to see y'all - Jesper vs Ivan..interesting - Jesper really playing with his food over here omg - "You're a--" yep, he is, you are completely right sir - Inej really said aight, bet, then you can die - KAZ VS DARKLING OH SHIT LETS GOOOOO - TELL HIM KAZ - AHHHHHHH KAZ OUTSMARTED THE DARKLING OH SHIIIT HAHAHAHA THATS MY BOY - Also where the fuck did you get that flash bomb Kaz >.> - Haha yep, he does not at all wanna like you Nina but he already does - AHHHH TOLD YOU SO - THE TEASING I CAN NOT - And here is where the dynamic completely changes and ohhhh my shipper heart - THE INTRODUCTION I CAN NOT FUCK. IMMA BURST - He put the fucking coat around her, I CAN NOT IMMA DIE NOW BYE - bruh, the struggle on Kaz' face to help Inej but knowing he literally is unable to just UGH KILL ME - Oh Kaz big mad, so we gonna steal the Darkling's carriage hahaha love it. He looks so incredibly mad too, don't hurt his..investments lmao - DAVID HAHAHAHAHA I fucking love you you precious bean I swear to god - Noooot the name sliiiiip - nah we know you jealous Mal lol - oop, he knows. that's not good Ok, I know people complained about envisioned Nina to be different than what Danielle but I have to say, she is killing this role and is a FANTASTIC Nina. Also, seeing someone that look similar to my body type just..makes me so happy. Again, I know representation matters and I completely agree and understand people's annoyance/anger towards the depiction of Nina here but for me, personally, I love it and love Danielle completely. And Matthias, my main stupid lump of muscle, keep doing you cause D A M N. Seeing how Kaz is making rash decisions is not so out of character as, again, he is younger here than in the books so him putting the crow club up as collateral for Inej makes sense. Could be how, in the future, after this adventure he ends up working for Haskell. I do love them working out the kinks of their crew though, learnign to trust the other and that though they believe in other things, doesn't mean they can't work together. Though, I will say, Kaz had a slight point that this job may not have been the best one for Inej if she was going to let her faith lead the way. complicatedddddd. The reunion between Mal and Alina was FAR MORE satisfying than in the books because we've seen BOTH of their journeys to get there, one that was finally set directly towards the other while another was pulled askew but led back in the right direction again. It's more wholsome, satisfying in a sense than it was when reading it as you get a full sense of what both of them are doing, especially Mal. The
realization as well from the Darkling that Alina RAN, Ben depicts him brilliantly. I still hate him SO much as he manipulates everyone around him to gain what he wants, including Zoya which poor thing, but I have to say Ben is kiiiiiilling it for sure.
The casting, seriously, is absolutely perfect for everyone. Which is incredibly rare for book addaptations but fr, they nailed it here.
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tellywoodtrash · 3 years
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immj2 17 + 18.11.20 lbs
17.11.20
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“aaj ki duniya mein, stupid usse kehte hain hain, jo dimaag se lene waale faisle ko dil se le. aur woh kaun hai? main teen options deta hoon, haan?”
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“riddhima.”
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“riddhima.”
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“ aur, riddhima!”
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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we love a cute evil bean.
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“aaj tak jab bhi koi problem mein padi hoon toh sabse aage tumhara haath aage badhaa hai, vansh” uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you mean to push you INTO the goddamn problem right???? like i get not wanting to speak ill of the dead and all BUT THIS B IS BEING RIDICULOUS the way she’s whitewashing him.
ok fwding through the pointlessness of riddhima and kabir/AP. riddhima overheard the tail end of their evil mwahahahaha we shall succeeeeeed!!!!! convo and was like what you ppl talking about and kabir distracts her with his chikni chupdi baatein.
but her husband is dead, not her shakkiness. so riddhima is sus as helllllllllllll about ex bee-eff.
mummy is wary of her but kabir getting too complacent. vinaash kaale vipareeeeet buddhi. 
kabir made a ridiculously tinyass cake for this wholeass fam, lol.
aslkjdlsakjdlaksjdlksajd the reactions:
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these two need to team up against kabir alreadyyyyyyyyy.
kabir trying reallllllllllll hard to jataofy haq and rishta and literally everyone here looks like they’d rather kiss a COVID positive person on the mouth.
ishani has hadddddddddddddddd it. yes sis, go offfffff.
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that part where she said forget taking vansh bhai’s place, i won’t even ever regard you as a brother. that hit him hardest. itnaaaa bhi koi obsessed hota hai kya bhai manwaane ke liye????
dadi apologizing to kabir and riddhima is like uh actually i think ishani was right. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM LOVING IT.
she’s rubbing it in some more that you may be mummyji’s son and all, but you’ll never take vansh’s place. ever.
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oh man he’s cryingggggggggg about it. i feel kinda bad.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S PERFECTLY GOOD CAKE YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATHHHHHHHHH. murdering ppl, i overlooked, BUT DESTROYING CAKE?!!?!?!?!? I CANNOT TOLERATE!!!!!!!!!!
he’s now fucking losing it over ishani “insulting” him and not calling him “bhai”. bro, baawla ho gaya hai kya???? you waited allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll these years to play this long game and now are blowing it all coz you can’t hold your horses once you got into the damn house????????/  like............... it’s just soooooo fucking dumbbbbbbbb. this is literally hour 3 on the very first day!!!!! 
riddhima has started snooping around again. literally just stopped for 13 days when vansh died and now that the terhvi is over, it’s back to business for nancy drew.
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got kabir’s wallet that he dropped.
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lmao who this desi james franco lookalike???
while kabir is gonna do some sabotage-y shit to ishani........... seriously dude, why don’t you just chill , use their unlimited wifi, swim in the pool, just fuckin relax for one hot second?????????
even anupriya is like dude, get your head in the game, focus on the business and money instead of this bs.
but nope. kabir wants to replace vansh PRONTO. ok good luck with that bro.
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 the day not far when this maa daa ladlaa does her kaam tamaam too. mark my words.
riddhima sees kabir entering ishani’s room and follows him and he disappeared.
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ofc. hiding behind one of these oh so conveniently placed highback chairs. LITERALLY WHY DO YOU FUCKS HAVE THESE DUMBASS MUSIBAT-CREATING CHAIRS IN THIS DAMN HOUSE???
kabir crawling out and like mwahahahahahaha TUM SACH TAK KABHIIIIIIIIII NAHI POHUNCH PAOGIIIIIIIIIIIIII when we know she does by the end of this ep.......... seriously, brain fucking rot this boy has gotten.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kabir’s wardrobe has been changed to suits. FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????/ I LIKED HIS OLDDDDDDD STYLE. rrahul ko abhi hot kar diya toh vishal ko (currently tolerable, but soooooon to get atrangi i’m fucking sure) suits mein ghusa diya. WHY CAN’T I HAVE THEM BOTH LOOKING HOT AT THE SAME TIME???????????
dadi’s like looking snappppy my boy, come let me take nazar off.
lol kabir knows this is all a ploy by riddhima to keep them engaged here as she snoops around.
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“riddhima phir koi khurafaat karne mein lagi hai kya?????” lmao neki aur pooch poochhhhhh???
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yup. riddhima up to her usual shit. vansh must be smiling glaring down from the heavens so proud of his lil snoop.
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why’s this stuff just lying here by the pool so randomly????
riddhima also asking the same thing, how mummy just left all these things here so carelessly. BY JOVE, GIRLS; THIS ONE JUST NEEDED NO MAN IN HER LIFE TO HAVE HER BRAIN START WORKING. THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST CLEAR HEADED I HAVE EVER SEEN THIS CHICK BE. PROOOOOF. FUCKING PROOOOOOOOOOOF THAT WOMEN JUST THRIVE LIKE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ONCE YOU REMOVE MEN AND THEIR COMPLETE FUCKERY FROM THEIR LIVES.
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yup. she found the reciept and got it verified from the shop it was brought from, that this stuff is brandddd new.
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aaaaaaaand figured out that the letter is in kabir’s handwriting. never been prouder of my little dumbass!!!!!!!!
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18.11.19
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alternating between menacing growling and mwahahahahaha we are successful and riddhima being like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and i’ll never let you hurt my familyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
that’s it. that’s literally it.
i mean yeah she runs into ishani’s room and kinda saves her too. but yeah, that’s it.
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tea-earl-grey-thot · 4 years
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ok so last night we watched Journey to Babel as research for the star trek musical
@mae-the-bass-clarinetist and I popped it on the tv and I recorded us and all of our weird commentary, musical ideas, and random shit
I’m EG, she’s mae
here are some conversational highlights (there’s a LOT of them so bear with me) (no seriously, it’s really long)
saying ope at every minor occurrence cause we are from the midwest and It Be Like That
calling sarek a bitch every time he speaks
EG: *gasp* tap dancing redshirts??????
BAYBEL
EG: i love bones
EG: “he looks so….sad” talking about spock
EG: Jim is like ‘time to FaCiLiTaTe sOmE hEaLiNg”
Talking! With! My! Hands!
Concern™️ about Sarek and Amanda vulcan making out for a full minute while also carrying on a normal conversation
AND THAT’S WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS
Amanda: it hasn’t been easy on spock
EG: no shit
mae: why is he pouring drinks in with The Cubes
EG: imagine eating styrofoam
mae: look at his hands… he had to do it to ‘em
EG: bones? BONES! i love bones
EG: i   l o v e   b o n e s
mae: we have to reference The Pop Culture
EG: *very quiet whisper* fuck
mae: why is it BAYbel? why isn’t it BAHbel
EG: ope! they’re both like “sorry captain” “sorry captain” and then the tellarite is just like BITCH 🖕fuck offfffff
SPARKLY TIGHTS
mae: what is amanda WEARING? i love her, she just-
EG: i love how bones is just squeezing amanda for information about bb spock and amanda is just like OKAY
mae: does bones know how to pronounce ANYthing vulcan?
EG: ok concept- no never mind, that’s a dumb idea
mae: WHY IS IT BAYBEL? shouldn’t it be bahbel?
EG: idk. it’s fine though, we’re not gonna talk about it. even though we already have. extensively.
EG: “it has been a rather long day for my wife” uh huh bitch. SURE
EG: *high pitched voice* aw, chekov!!! baby!!!!!!! i love him
EG: i like how sarek is defending spock in the privacy of his own quarters but he’s just gonna leave him out to dry everywhere else
mae: it’s the 60s, they Do That
EG: i love mark lenard
EG: that little flute bit!!!!
EG: warp 10???? that breaks the…the thing. THAT’S HOW PARIS TURNED INTO A LIZARD
mae: what the fuck is wrong with his fingers?
EG: i think he painted his nails? that’s so cute good for him
EG: he’s a harmless bitch 
EG: mae your hair is in my video
mae: I know isn’t it pretty
EG: not in my video. it’s kind of a disaster actually
EG: what if the delegates are like a greek chorus? like in mamma mia
mae: or like an ACTUAL greek chorus
EG: yeah but mamma mia
EG: “and payment is usually expensive” sdjfhsfjhsa;kdf GO OFF BITCH
mae: that’s a hot redshirt, damn
EG: damn
EG: ooh lieutenant joseph *gasp* he should sing!!! he’s hot enough, he gets a solo
🎶 captain this is a dead man??? what the fuck do I DOOOOO 🎶
“i think it’s the ambassador himself sir” 
EG: yeah you know him cause he painted his nails
mae: oh he put on his sexy v-neck
“indeed, captain?”
EG: that means mmm spill the tea jim
EG: i love bones
EG: look at his rosy cheeks! 
mae: he always has rosy cheeks
EG: they seem especially rosy today
mae: her robe? her fuzzy sleeves? it’s so gay except she’s straight
EG: bones is so small. like he’s tall? but he’s skinny
*sarek collapses*
EG: oh yeet
EG: jim is like “why did you do this” and sarek is like “bitch idk”
EG: it kinda boggles my mind that bones is always like I don’t fucking know what to do, except he went??? to medical school???
EG: like starfleet medical school also specifically to learn how to do aliens and shit
EG: I love the little…the… whatever fuck it is
“The romulans don’t have this kind of technology”
EG: how the fuck do you know
EG: I love her little stylus thing (uhura)
mae: mhm she’s so cute. I love her, completely (still uhura)
“when the tellarite was murdered I was quite incapacitated”
BOTH OF US AT THE SAME TIME (twin powers): awfully convenient
EG: that’s not how blood fucking works
mae: that’s not how SCIENCE works
mae: why do they decorate medbay with lizards?
BOTH: where’s m’benga????????????
EG: i love her hair (christine)
EG: amanda’s a smarty pants, i love her
EG: jim is no longer here, he’s like ‘i bopped out, science is so not my thing’
EG: this has gotta be epically choreographing fighting and stuff
mae: dance fight?
EG: you know I am a sucker for dancing, and fighting, and also both of those at the same time
EG: oh! the drama
EG: the fLUTES
“punctured left lung”
mae: that’s not where they stabbed him!
EG: i know, but he has a boob wrap
mae: i love how the bandages are so sparkly
EG: wait why is thelev a member of his staff if he knows nothing about him? that seems…wack
mae: he’s so pouty
EG: amanda goes on a full rant in this part? I appreciate that about her, by the way
EG: oh that’s a good part for a song to start
EG: or that
EG: or that
EG: babe
mae: she’s so dramatic i love her
🎶 and I cried toooooooo 🎶
and that’s a key change!!!!
EG: slap that bitch
EG: ope. there it be
EG: oh! the drama *dramatically holds my hand up against the invisible door*
EG: why does he have a headache if he was stabbed in his lung
mae: just be like that
EG: look at his belly
“not gonna let him commit patricide”
EG: drama queen jim
EG: he spirkly!!!
EG: *gasp* spirk
mae: i hate you
EG: *cackling* SPIRKLY
mae: i hate you so much
i like how bones is following jim to make sure he doesn’t pass out but like, secretly
EG: look at chekov’s face he’s like the fuck??? the fuck are you doing here
mae: i love bones’s operation outfit. 
mae: gloves? don’t need ‘em
mae: special outfit? definitely
EG: gotta be stylin for that operation
EG: LOOK it’s lieutenant joseph again!!!!!!
mae: hot
EG: hot
EG: i love his face
mae: chekov?
EG: yah
mae: sulu’s not even in this episode
EG: yeah but he’s totally in the musical
EG: goes off on tangent about chekov
EG: anyways moving on. irrelevant
EG: why is there smoke coming out of that weird little machine thing? that’s not normal, right?
EG: why is it always number four shield that falls first?
EG: look at sarek’s naked shoulders
EG: look at that dramatic contouring!!! (thelev)
EG: seriously though that contour
mae: why does he always punch his button?
mae: *randomly starts singing Star Trekkin*
“cut all power to the port side, then on my signal cut the starboard side”
mae: what about medbay?
EG: bones is probably PISSED right now
EG: up your shaft bitch
EG: he’s so cute I love him (chekov)
EG: ‘idk what the fuck is going on but okay!’ -chekov
EG: chekov is just especially cute in this episode, idk what it is
EG: look at thelev’s face he’s like 😳 i fucked up
*thelev dies*
mae: you are the weakest link. goodbye!
EG: he gave chekov the conn!!!!!!
mae: are the orions ever good guys?
my dumb ass: wait the orions are in other episodes?
mae: they're always the sexy bitches
EG: wait what
mae: the orions are the green people
EG: wait then why is he BLUE
mae: he was surgically altered to look andorian
EG: wait…. they gave him…. new skin??????
mae: this is the 22nd or whatever century so-
EG: they can SAFELY give him new skin
mae: no
EG: i really wish they could kiss. this is all I desire
mae: i mean, we’re writing it
mae: oh PARALLELS nice
EG: 🎶 on the ent-ER- PRIIIIIIIIIISE 🎶
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macroglossus · 4 years
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haunting of hill house always fucks me up in many ways, one being i ALWAYS cry so hard i get dehydrated but i cant go downstairs to get a glass of water because that’s scary, but perhaps my favorite is like... the aftermath. if everybody who knows about it goes there to die and someone wanders in after, like, 200 years, what the fuck are they gonna find? just a pile of skeletons vibing at different places around the house? and it’s not as though the ones with kids are just gonna be like ‘ya well im going to go off to die in this house so i can be with my family but im not gonna tell my kid about it’ bcs obvs they want to see them in the Afterlife so there’s gonna be fucking generations in there. crowded as fuck and no one can build shit because they cant go offsite to get materials. you die there are you see your great great great grandpa hugh and youre like oh hey dude and hes like fuck offfffff another one?? seriously???
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rubybinx · 4 years
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SUPERGIRL (a day late leave me alone I was busy yesterday)
AW THAT SNOWMAN IS SO CUTE AWWWW LOOK AT HIM
IM IN LOVE WITH HIM I STAN
Who’s this?
YALL THAT TIGER IS G O R G E O U S
Oh this guys in a simulation
Oh? It’s not working um
Oh KELLY HEY
Oh this is uh what’s his face bates guy
Oh yeah okay
Who’s this woman is she leviathan I think she issss
Oh that’s one ugly creature
AW NAP TIME I love you nia
Awwwww THEY ARE ADORABLE
“Don’t you have a date to get to? Go get out of here I want pictures!” NIA IS L I T E R A L L Y ME WITH ANY OF MY FRIENDS
Aw oh shit the venom in her voice saying “director dox” oh babyyyyy
Alex “what’s the emergency?”
Kara “purple or blue?”
Alex “Oh your date with William is tonight”
Kara “Cancel it for me?” OK BUT CAN WE PLEASE THO
Alex “No I will not and blue, always go with blue you know this”
“I know but it’s been two and a half years since I went on a date what if I’ve- forgot how to do it?”
“You smile and you laugh and you reach for the check” I LOVE A L E X GOD YALL
Danvers sisters I love you two
Aw Kara was gonna go on vacation oh hun
THE DEO DOES MISS YOU ALEX
Aw my nerds
“Well like soldier like hand” KARA YOURE SO CUTE
YES BITCH NIAS ROOMATE YVETTE IS BACK I LOVE HER
You better work girl
Oh ABSOLUTELY GO AHEAD
Oh he’s not gonna be who he says he is
Aw hun Kara is so nervous also SHE WENT WITH THE PURPLE SHIRT K A R A BABE
Hahahahaha KARA GETTING ALL THE POOLBALLS IN WITH ONE SHOT THATS MY GIRL
Okay but NIAS OUTFIT YES MAAM
Oh no that’s not good
She’s gonna die isn’t she he’s gonna kill her isn’t he oh boy
Yep called it oh she didn’t die thank god
BITCH IM GONNA FIGHT THIS MAN HES A TRANSPHOBE HE HAS TO DIE NOW DREAMER KICK HIS A S S BABIE
IM GONNA FIGHT THIS MAN
BUT YVETTE IS GONNA HEAR YOU SAY YOURE DREAMER
Yes go OFF NIA
Fight for your community baby I love you nia you can kill him I got you
THIS GUY IS CANCELLED
Hell yeah “a few hours then I’m doing this my way” I LOVE MY BADASS
Alex is training I assume? Yep there’s Jon hey space dad
“Okay olivander” ITS ANOTHER HARRY POTTER REFRENCE FROM ALEX
Absolutely Alex love you
Aw I like this guy
Oh boy this ain’t good
Alex might be put in trouble in the vr world and have to use her weapon and that’s when she finally learns how to really use it it’s a theory
Aw brainy is looking at the news reports of Nia
Oh brainy you aren’t busy you’re looking at Nia
COMEON BRAINY HELP THEM P L E A S E
Ugh I love dansen UGH MY LESBIANS
Uhhhh there should be rules in vr this won’t end well
Okay but Alex with blue eyes LITERALLY END ME
Aw her options: her as supergirl, her as a mom, I couldn’t see the rest but ow that hurts my heart
Ah Alex is a BIT out of place with her outfit but she’s HOT AS HELL
(Okay this reminds me of that one black mirror episode where they go into the videogame all the time and actually fight eachother)
Oh I HATE THAT AHAHAHA THATS NOT A GOOD PLACE
Oh my god don’t bring up the time when you were drowning Alex please I’m gonna cry my baby was in so much danger oh my heart just dropped at the flashback they showed Ahahaha
Alex babe please don’t panic you’re okay you’re okay
OH FUCK OFFFFFFF ALEX IS GONNA DROWN AGAIN ISNT SHE OW oh my god that made me SO ANXIOUS
Use your weapon baby YES THERE YOU GO SEE YOURE FIGURING IT OUT HUN YAYYYY
Oh that’s a cool effect of the binary glitching whenever she hits the glass
Aw Nia is hurting so badly my baby doesn’t need this
Oh nia is PISSED and rightfully so go ahead baby
No that woman knows who that guy is she KNOOOOWWWWWSSSSSS yeah Jon can get past lies
Ahahaha take that as a no Jon
Okay maybe this is brainys turning point I hope to god it is I need my boy BACKKKK
Lol Alex has to save straight people Ahahaha
Aw Alex you’re so cute
Oh MY GOD
Oh no
Okay Kara and William working on the transphobia article okay yeah
No you’re not going to get through to nia she has a right to be angry but I feel that she’s putting herself in more danger than she can handle
It’s a trap Alex
This poor guyyyyy
Oh shit there he is
ALEX COME ON
“This is my house.”
“And this is my gun” YES BADASS ALEX
Hahahaha Jon absolutely fuck him up
Yay Alex did it!!!
Wait this is too easy
NIA make his day a living hell
Shut the hell up transphobe
YES NIA
SHUT UP TRANSPHOBE
Okay Kara has a point kind of
KARA HAS A POINT
FUCK HIM UP NIA NAL MY ABSOLUTE BADASS OF A WOMAN
Aw nia baby don’t cry
Aw honey I love you it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay you’re allowed to be upset you’re allowed to have trauma and let it affect you, you shouldn’t have to push away what built you up to who you are today, it’s okay to be heartbroken over someone who loved you for your true self and for them to stop loving you because it was them not you, never you because you are you and that’s who they love.
Yeah Kara speaks the truth through and through
Yes Nia the trans community needs you my love
God Kara is so soft and so calming I absolutely adore her
Aw Alex and Kelly
Kelly that’s human emotions
Awwww Trevor AWWW HES OKAY
Oh my god nia is gonna tell Yvette who she isn’t isn’t she oh my god
Y’all my heart is POUNDING the acting is phenomenal today
“They want us to be invisible because of their own fears. They want to erase us so we need to shine even brighter.”
Oh she didn’t tell her
“The DEO takes threats against out sister superheroes very seriously.” BRAINY IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY YALL
Aw space dad and Alex fight session awwww well okay then
ELIZA WHATS WRONG OH NO
Not this music nononono
THEY FOUND DAD THEY FOUND JEREMIAH oh my god he’s dead oh I’m gonna cryyyyy
Oh I need a second oh my god ow my heart
Okay this old woman HAS to be leviathan
What? Where is this? Why are the bodies suspended in th air what? I know it’s alien but WHY?
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xserpentlife · 5 years
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3.15 Reactions / Spoilers
All of this is not edited, literally my raw reactions while watching the show, not even spell checked or anything so sorry for that.
Gladys making think its all a happy family when it isn’t lying sack of Sh**
HOTDOGGGGGG
archie got a lot of people after him dayum
Really Cheryl a trip you acting like everything’s fine wth
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE GLADYS I KNEW SHE BOIGHT THAT FUCKING HOUSE OMG. Serpents moving to the fuckin north side 😂😂
OO Toni in hot shit with Cheryl
Wait so what Reggie and Veronica are like together or not cause I’m confused
Yes Jughead fuckinf question her
A real family my ass Gladys
The makeshift serpent jackets for the gargoyles has me cracking up
I love how happy fp is about being proud of what he can do for his kids
Toni givin “rent”
Veronica tryna pay Reggie has me lolling
Is riverdale turning to larping like....
YEA GOD VERONICA TELL HERRRR
YES
I hopento god she tells jug like he doesn’t deserve
BETTY TELL HIM
JUG BETTER BELIEVE HER I SWEAR TO GOD
Y tf is archie asking Hiram are you dumb or some shit like why tf do you trust him I don’t get it
My boys better have lines
People gonna make some gooood gifs 😂
Is Reggie stupid why tf UGHH WHY YOU GOTTA BE DUMBB
Oooo that’s a lot of people
I don’t like arch all that much but hope he doesn’t get killed
What’s Cheryl doin
Ooooo she caughtttt
OH MY THAT TOOK A TURN A TURN
This show an sex like people fuck at the most random times
ARE THEY REALLY GONNA FUCK IN THE SPEAKEASY
The kraken 😂😂😂
Oh bitch been blinded
GET HIM ARCHIE
what is the point of being blinded for literally a second like if you gonna blindfold someone keep the damn thing on
YES ARCHIE
sacrifice no more, too good to be true
So you fuck her and then talk what the fuck
Cheryl needs to chill like bitch it is your house your bedroom maybe help make it Tonis too don’t just act like it’s all her damn fault like what the hell
Make amends my ass Hiram
If he takes those goddamn keys, well what the hell of course he is he’s Archie 🙄
AWWWW REGGIE OH MY GOD “I wanna matter” that is the cutest shit. So they are dating.
HALF THESW GIRLS IN THIS SHIW PISSSSSS ME OFFFFFFF
oh so sweets upgraded jones to Jughead
Fsngs and sweets are so hot I need more of them but I feel this episode isn’t gonna have much more of the two
Uh oh oh shit Gladys gonna kill Veronica
“Did it for you” yeah okay bitch
He better tell his fucking dad I swear to god
Wow she really pulled the “he’ll break” card seriously
AWWW FRED
I JUST WANT FP TO KNOW ABOUT GLADYSSSS
OKAY SO THATS WHY ITS HEATHERS 😂😂 ok Cheryl ya need to chill
Gladys is talking out of her ass
Jug better say what Gladys is fucking doing this is your chance tel everyone
Broody bunch 😂
FP GONNA CRY awww
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SAVE JELLYBEAN BITCH JELLYBEAN KNOWS....DOESNT SHE???
Wait I’m kinda shocked this episode wasn’t all the crazy all this considering
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