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lollily · 2 years

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Toman gc with gn!reader

tw: strong language and suggestive themes ig.

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Draken: I used to be a simple man, I knew only the 7 colours of the rainbow. Then one day, she took me with her to buy lipstick.

Takemitchi: tell me about it! There's cherry red, purple (??) , glossy, etc etc.

Y/N: I am extremely pleased to see how mitchy reckons "glossy" is a colour

Baji: lmaoooo even I know better

Chifuyu: Bless Hina chan 🛐

Mikey: no wait I wanna know what Baji thinks glossy is

Baji: you think I'll make a fool out of myself huh :/

Baji: well joke's on you! Ik what it is!!

Baji: it's liquid candy girls apply on their lips so that they can snack discretely. Yk cuz they're girls.

Mitsuya: omg..... 😧

Kazutora: dude you're so off :/

Mikey: lmfaoo I was expecting something like this

Chifuyu: well atleast he spelled 'discretely' correct.

Pah: ...not to be gross but am I the only one who thinks candy you can lick off your lips is a fun idea?

Peh: I can see your point! You're a genius Pah!!

Smiley: oh~ tell me more about your unique ideas of fun pah ~ 😏

Mitsuya: NO

Y/N: YK there was this scene in this anime kissXsis!!!

Hakkai: I don't like the sound of that name 😶

Angry: is it any good? If it has a lickable lip candy (?) it's probably comedy right?

Y/N: oh it's really good~ ;))

Y/N: it's about these twin sisters who live with their step bro

Mitsuya: NOT. ANOTHER. WORD.

Y/N: 🤐

Smiley: mannn and it was just getting to the good part :/

Kazutora: I remember watching that with them. They forced me.

Y/N: ilyt<3

Kazutora: dw mitsuya I'm not saying anything. Angry and Hakkai, you two shouldn't look it up either.

Draken: we went way off topic.

Draken: Baji, "glossy" is kinda of a texture of lipstick. Like shiny.

Draken: what you just described is lipgloss and it's not edible.

Mikey: wdym it's not??? 😟

Baji: oh please it has all those strawberry and mango flavours

Draken: it's just scented and it doesn't even taste like that...

Baji: did you taste to confirm? 🤨

Draken: ....

Mikey: c'mon ken-chin ik you were curious!

Draken: ... I did.

Kazutora: SO WAS IT FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS?!?

Mikey: OR QAS IT FROM EMMA'S LIPS?!????

Mucho: it's your sister you're talking about.

Mikey: Sister who's trying to woo my bestfriend. I don't see your point 🤨

Angry: damn I almost forgot uncle was in this gc too

Mucho: I'm the same age as you guys 🙁

Y/N: aight grandpa let's get you to bed.

Draken: I applied it on my fingertips, thankyou very much.

Pah: yk you should make a move soon. I mean, yeah she loves you but it's not good making a girl wait.

Chifuyu: pah's book of love advice ✍️✍️

Takemitchi: How about gifting her something that caught her eye during your shopping trip!

Y/N: ohhh GIVE HER A LIPSTICK

Draken: Actually... I was thinking of it. But I can't really decide what would suit her.

Mikey: wow ken-chin. How incompetent. 😒

Draken: SHUT UP! it's just that... everything looks good on her..

MIKEY: OOOOOOOOHHHHH

Baji: SIMP

Mitsuya: aye Draken not bad eh 😏

Pah: GO DRAKEN! GO DRAKEN!

Kazutora: "Area man is a tsundere but also a simp."

Draken: WILL YOU GUYS HELP ME DECIDE OR NOT?!?

Sanzu: Nude would look good on Emma.

Mikey: AYO?!?

Baji: OI HARUCHIYO! I'LL LET YOU KJOW I'M AN HONORARY SANO!!

Baji: NO ONE SAYS THAT ABOUT MY LITTLE SISTER

Hakkai: That was uncalled for Sanzu-kun.

Angry: you shouldn't say something like that about someone's sister :( also she's draken-kun's soon to be girlfriend.

Takemitchi: oh no! It's finally happening! Armageddon!!! 😭😭🙏

Y/N: guys.... I think he's talking about nude lipstick. It refers to natural colours.

Sanzu: thankyou, the only sane person here.

Y/N: Anytime bby ❤️ ;))

Sanzu: I take that back

Sanzu: Don't talk to me. You're creepy.

Y/N: D:

Y/N: Toraaaaa he's bullying me!!!

Kazutora: good. You deserve it.

Y/N: 😭😭😭😭

Y/N: friendship ended with Tora, Sanzu is my new bestfriend now

Hakkai: didn't you say he was bullying you????

Y/N: yeah but enemies to lovers yk

Sanzu: I have a katana and I'm not afraid of using it.

Y/N: now now pretty boy calm down

Y/N: tell me more about what kind of lipstick will suit Emma.

Draken: before that, Mikey, Baji, Hakkai and Angry.

Hakkai: Sorry for jumping to conclusions Sanzu-kun.

Angry: Yeah I'm sorry too.

Mikey: I'm sorry for the mistake I've done. It was childish and impulsive and I can see how it has inconvenienced everyone. I sincerely apologise and promise that such mistake and the likes will never be repeated again.

Baji: I'm sorry for the mistake I've done. It was childish and impulsive and I can see how it has inconvenienced everyone. I sincerely apologise and promise that such mistake and the likes will never be repeated again.

Baji: OI MIKEY! I QAS GOIND TO WRITE THAT!!

Takemitchi: ....how is it the exact same thing?

Mikey: oh yk, the usual.

Mikey: we get into trouble all the time and have to write apologies. But then it sounds insincere. So we asked shin-nii to help us.

Baji: and then we copied it to our clipboard.

Y/N: damn shin-nii sure knows some big words. That's an adult for ya.

Mikey: oh no he just took it from the internet.

Mitsuya: :)

Mitsuya: I just went to our dms to read old texts. I hadn't noticed it then. Every single apology is this exact thing :)

Mitsuya: Don't you think that's even more insincere?

Mitsuya: what are you going to do now? 😊

Mikey: ....

Baji: ....

Mitsuya: write an apology rn. A 100 word apology letter. Don't you dare text it. I want it by tonight. And no copying from the internet.

Baji: sir yes sir!

Mikey: hey I'm your president yk. You can't order me around.

Mitsuya: I'll tell Emma to close off your dorayaki supply for a week and even Draken won't tend to you.

Mikey: I'll do it.

Mitsuya: I need to have a talk with shinichiro-nii too.

Smiley: so everyone's done apologising to sanzu?

Smiley: lmao I'm not sorry 🤪

Mucho: you didn't even say anything.

Smiley: but I thought of it.

Sanzu: oh really wanna go huh you fucking clown.

Smiley: That's what I'm talKING ABOUT!! BRING IT ON SCAR FACE!

Angry: Aniki No!

Y/N: the park in front of fuyu's appartment. 4pm.

Y/N: Tora, you coming? 🍿

Tora: do you even have to ask? 🍿

Hakkai: Taka-chan's going to be busy with Mikey-kun and Baji-kun. Wanna come, mitchy?

Takemitchi: I don't think it's a good idea.

Mikey: I knew it. My Mitchy won't leave me behind 🥺

Takemitchi: yk what Hakkai, let's go.

Mikey: TAKEMITCHY

Baji: LMAO

Chifuyu: Baji-san you too have the letter so you can't come.

Baji: NOOOOOO

Mucho: ig I'll have to be there to keep an eye.

Draken: NO. STOP.

Draken: WHAT HAPPENED TO CHOOSING A LIPSTICK?!

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Lmao help what was this even?!? 😭😭

I just started it on a whim but ended up really enjoying it.

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