#Mushitaro headcanons

[oikasugayama]

Omg you ship Ango and Mushi!?!?!!

I love them so much and they are underrated

So, what are your head cannons about the favorite wet cat bois

oh my god i love them. after i finish my akutagawa x reader fic im gonna write so much ango/mushi.

some of my headcanons (starting w the basically canon and going into silly mode):

yeah they're very independent and whole on their own but they COMPLETE each other. ango focuses too much on work to enjoy the finer tihngs in life, and mushi is very indulgent and struggles to face reality. they help each other with what they're missing, they make each other feel better anchored in this world!!!!!

mushi wanted to hate ango for working with the organization that had held mushi hostage, but when he heard that ango only did it to help a dear friend at the behest of a LOST friend, mushi instantly was like "oh shit this man has lost a loved one like i did........" and became OBSESSED with getting to know ango

ango was hesitant to tell mushi anything personal when he started asking, but ango knows mushi killed his boyfriend as a favor to a dying man, he knows there's genuine pain hiding behind the front mushi puts up, and he's curious.

they both think of each other as a man who has lost everything and gone through hell but still trudges forward with confidence and a strong aura, but they don't see themselves that way. they're mirror images of one another!!!!

mushi is way more confident when it comes to intimacy of any kind. hand holding, kissing, screwing, it's mushi leading the way regardless of who ends up in charge by the end. (they're so vers switches, Ango can be dom or top sometimes but he defaults to sub a lot)

ango blushes and gets flustered and whiny when he's embarrassed (canon), which happens a lot because mushi will say vulgar things very nonchalantly regardless of their audience. Dazai knows too much about his friend's love life

they go on double dates with poe and ranpo <3 (and karl)

Mushi is very.............. housewife

Ango basically has to learn everything about how to be in a relationship from Mushi bc he's very inexperienced and hasn't ever prioritized love whereas Mushi is a romantic and a dreamer

At least once Ango has gone away to do secret work related stuff and mushi has just....appeared. Ango can't go anywhere without mushi knowing and totally not bc he bugs ranpo and poe about it so much that they tell him where Ango probably is

they should be boyfriends, your honor

#ango x mushi #ask answered #bsd headcanons #ship headcanons #i'm gonna write so much of them and y'all are gonna hate me for it #ango headcanons #bsd mushitaro #ango x mushitaro #bungo stray dogs #bsd #mushitaro headcanons

[stinkyme]

Can I have a headcanon NSFW Mushitaro, how would he be if s/o is a virgin? Please

hmm assuming he wasn't a virgin :3

I think he would be quite nervous actually due to you being a virgin, he would want to make it as good and as pleasureable for you as possible

I don't think he would be against it or appalled by it by any means, just nervous and he would talk to you about it beforehand to set some ground rules and explain to you that every boundary will be respected

I think he would make a really, really long foreplay, just kissing all over your body, licking and letting you adjust to all sensations and asking afterwards does that feel okay as well as beforehand is it okay if he does something

Within the foreplay he would also eat you out, making sure you are as wet and aroused as possible

I think he would be very gentle and slow once he starts thrusting and making sure that you are doing good

But once he did some work himself, I think he would let you ride him just so you can choose the tempo, pace and everything for yourself since he doesn't want to overdo it on accident because he is horny too

I think he would do multiple rounds as long as you are okay with it and let you adjust to new sensations and experience in general

I think he would be overall very patient and treat you with the most care <3

I think he would do aftercare for sure just tell him what you want and he will make it happen

As for once you lose your virginity and sex becomes actually pleasurable, he would still be very patient and let you explore your needs, desires, kinks and he would be 100% patient and understanding with you until you build up some sort of routine and become more comfortable :3 <3

#stinkyanswers #bsd mushitaro #mushitaro headcanons #mushitaro oguri headcanons

[honeydazai]

୨୧·࣭࣪̇˖ 𝆬  ꜰɪʟᴍɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴇx ᴛᴀᴘᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ 𝆬 𓏸

feat.: Dazai, Chūya, Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, Mushitarō, Jōno, Tetchō, Tachihara

❥ content: f!reader, nsfw, filming/photographing during sex, (rough) oral sex (giving and receiving), facials, degradation, possessiveness, breeding, outdoor sex, mild spanking

❥ this was commissioned by beloved @queenquixotic yippiiie i love you sm thank you again!!! 💜

The second you bring the idea up to DAZAI, he's honestly all for it. Really, who's he to complain when you want to film parts of your sex life? He's absolutely unashamed, too; no kink is too wild for him to capture on camera, no position is too revealing. His absolute favourite, however, is whenever he gets to hold the phone you're recording with, tilted downwards to get a good angle at you — first with your pretty lips wrapped around his dick, then with your face covered in his cum.

It'd be a relief if he knew when to stop running his mouth — or, well, at least that's what you tell yourself; the way your cunt's dripping wet between your thighs while his cum drips down the bridge of your nose tells another story.

“That's a nice shot, bella; my, you're so photogenic. Just look up — that's right, good girl. Now, why don't you lie down and spread those legs for me, hm? I need to get on camera just how wet you are already.”

While CHŪYA doesn't mind the idea — he has to admit he thinks of it as hot, even —, his cheeks still flush with heat when he nods, agreeing. Even though the mere thought flusters him, he doesn't hesitate to lie down between your legs, pushing your thighs apart with calloused fingers digging into soft skin and, really; by then, he cares more about your pretty cunt rather than the camera still recording you both.

You're all but mewling by the time his tongue flattens against your wet folds, struggling to hold onto your phone until, eventually, he's quick to put it down on the nightstand so you're able to grab red hair between your fingers. He knows just how to make you arch your back off the mattress and, hah, he already knows that's going to make for a nice shot. When he eventually pulls back, his lips curl into a smirk, saliva and your arousal alike dripping down his chin as he briefly gazes at the camera and, well — he wouldn't mind you returning the favour.

“You're so pretty, babe. Especially when you fall apart because of my tongue so easily. Hah, now, what do you think will be a better shot; you sucking me off or should I bend ya over and fuck you properly? Hm, baby?”

FYODOR's views certainly are rather traditional. It takes a lot of begging to convince him of your idea in the first place, though he mostly just means to tease you by denying you for so long. As long as the video stays between the two of you only, and he'll make sure that it will, he doesn't mind it. But, unfortunately, he's also a busy man, meaning he won't see it as necessary to move from in front of his many monitors to basically create pornography with you.

You're stuck warming his cock until he decides he's done and, well, a longer wait does make for a better reward, does it not? Unbeknownst to you, the camera's already on, watching the way you squirm and whimper in his lap. Later, he's got you in a mating press with the intent to fill you up, to breed you, and your cheeks flush with embarrassment when he angles the camera just so to film the way his cum drips out of your cunt.

“My, my, what a mess you are making, dear. The camera is going to record it all, remember? Perhaps you should clench some more. If you don't manage to keep it inside, though, I will just have to help you, hm? We did buy toys just for this occasion, after all.”

You don't seriously believe that NIKOLAI will be anything but overjoyed at your idea, now do you? He's scrambling to get a camera before you're able to elaborate and, a mere thirty minutes later, you're on your knees, your clothing strewn across the floor, your hands pushing your own tits together while his dick thrusts in between them. Your skin glistens with precum, and it's an absolutely perfect picture when you, albeit a little hesitantly, stick your tongue out to give a kitten lick to his tip. He's all too glad he's got that on camera forever.

His gleeful chuckles and giggles are only interrupted by the occasional moan when you squeeze tighter and, honestly, you can't help but squirm in place in need, your own arousal covering your inner thighs by now. For a moment, you're tempted to sneak a hand between your own legs, the thought of rubbing your throbbing clit tempting, but you're all too sure Nikolai has something planned for you already. Perhaps it'll even involve the video; an idea like fucking you properly while you're watching this exact moment on video is rather likely.

“Ah, look at you, look at you; you're so eager, hm? That's so cute. Come on, stick your tongue out again, yeah? I'll come soon, 'm close already, dove; want me to do it on your face or tits, hm? What's gonna show up nicer on camera, what do you think?”

There are no words to describe properly just how flustered the idea alone causes SIGMA to feel, though, well — he's never been good at denying you anything. While it takes a bit of convincing for him to prop up a camera the next time you're getting intimate with each other, he doesn't even seem to remember it by the time he sinks into you, your tight heat squeezing his dick so well he forgets everything but your name, which falls from his lips all too often.

Despite not actively trying, lewd moans and barely coherent strings of praise leave his mouth when he sets a slow but steady rhythm, his narrow hips slapping against your plush ones. He's putting on a show without even meaning to, the camera recording his every passionate thrust, his hair plastered to his forehead with sweat until he eventually comes inside of you, panting. If you ever want to watch the video with him, his cheeks flush pink the moment you press 'play'.

“Ah—, you're so tight, God; you always feel heavenly when you're around me. And—, hah, you're so pretty, too. Absolutely breathtaking, and—, ah, and you're all mine, yes? Say it, please. Say you're mine, just like I'm yours.”

Even though MUSHITARŌ is awfully embarrassed by your idea — he's blushing and sputtering, feeling offended and flattered alike —, he's all too easily convinced when you sink down onto his lap, your smile all too confident. The red light on the camera is on, indicating it's recording already, and he's all too aware of it, though he suddenly finds it difficult to focus on anything but you when your wet heat sinks down on his, notably already hard, dick.

He's left utterly defenseless; really, what can he do but moan and whimper when you all but bounce on his lap, his hands uselessly squeezing your hips, his eyebrows drawn together and eyes squeezed shut? You're all too good at this and you both know it; even though all eloquence leaves him when your wet walls pulse around his dick, everything necessary is conversed through high-pitched mewls and whines — both yours and his. In the end he might be too shy to ever watch the video with you.. though you might just be able to convince him otherwise.

“God, ah, that's good, please, don't stop, dear, I'm close already, so close. May I—, fuck, may I come inside? You feel so good, so good around me, ah, hot and tight and—, please—”

JŌNO's smile is awfully smug when you first meekly voice your idea, but, really, who is he to deny you? He doesn't mind it at all when you prop your phone up to get a good angle of your side profile before sinking down onto your knees and closing your lips around his cock, gently sucking on the tip before sinking down further.

If you believe he's kind about your depravity, however, you're thoroughly mistaken; demeaning and teasing words leave his mouth with such ease that it seems like you're barely sucking him off at all. His hand finds it's way into your hair, grabbing at soft strands and pulling you closer until your gag reflex kicks in, tears welling up in your eyes and whimpers falling from spit-slicked lips.

“What a terribly lewd idea you had, love. Ah, but the aspect of me filming you in such a situation seems to quite excite you, hm? You're so eager today. Careful, now; you'll end up choking, and I did say I won't let you come if you have to pull off, did I not?”

Honestly, TETCHŌ merely shrugs when you propose the idea to him. He doesn't care that much either way; if you're interested in that, he's fine with it. He's not the kind to put on some act while on camera, though, luckily, you don't want him to, either — it works perfectly fine when you both moan when, finally, he sinks inside of you after bending you over the closest flat surface; in your current case, the dinner table.

Rough grunts and raspy groans leave his mouth when he thrusts into you, his pace so hard you're afraid the table's going to crash underneath you, and you wouldn't be able to stifle your high-pitched whines even if you tried to. Dirty talk isn't something he bothers with too much; if anything, he moans about how good you feel when you clench so tightly around him and, occasionally, he snickers as you flinch when his hand comes down hard on your ass.

“Fuck, that's good. You're so damn tight, feels fuckin' heavenly. Ah—, God. Hah, can't wait to see what you look like on video. Can't be better than the real thing for sure.”

TACHIHARA's eyebrows raise in surprise when you tell him what exactly you'd like to try, though, as long as the video stays between the two of you, he himself is surprised to find that he doesn't mind it at all. The first time you do it after you've suggested it isn't planned; he simply grabs his phone from his pocket after pushing you against a wall, camera angled just right so that it gets a good shot of the way your pussy clenches around his dick while he thrusts into you almost erratically.

The sound of skin slapping against skin, paired with lewd squelching noises, makes your cheeks flush with heat, and you're only grateful that he's focused on recording your cunt rather than your face. You're biting down on your bottom lip, trying hard to stifle your moans and mewls given how you're still in public, but, really, your voice is still heard loud and clear on the video, as are his own raspy groans. The video is blurry, really, but you both enjoy watching it afterwards, especially when his hand sneaks underneath your shirt again.

“Fuck—, fuck, you're so damn tight. God, you feel so good around me. Hah, we gotta be quiet, huh? Would suck to be caught like this. We're in public, after all, baby. Though, well—, I do love the way your voice sounds. Kinda wanna get it on video.”

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[frostlineprince]

i love mushitaro oguri (my wife)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd headcanons #bsd ranpo #bsd mushitaro #mushitarou oguri #mushitaro oguri #mushitarou #oguri #i love mushitaro #ranpo #ranpo edogawa bsd #edogawa ranpo #ranpo edogawa #bsd edogawa rampo #bsd rampo #mushitaro bsd #bsd armed detective agency #armed detective agency #bsd textpost #bsd art #bsd shitpost

[incorrectbungou]

Poe: “Yesterday, I overheard Ranpo saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Mushitaro replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.”

#bsd incorrect quotes #bsd headcanons #incorrect bsd quotes #bungo stray dogs #incorrect bungo stray dogs #ranpo edogawa #edgar allen poe bsd #mushitaro oguri

[wizardfrog69]

I couldn't write the request at the time, also I thought middle schoolers were 5 for some reason 💀 but apparently they're 11-14 in America, I'm not American as one could tell and people from 12-14 are in secondary schools in the country I live in (secondary schools are like high schools) so I'm just confusing myself, any have fun reading and I'm sorry for the extremely late reply.

'•.¸♡ head pats ♡¸.•'

The perfect crime trio x gn!reader (all platonic!)

Fluff

Feat. Ranpo, Poe, Mushitarō

Enjoy!

Ranpo Edogawa:

So he would only give head pats if you did something smart (that sounds weird but idk how else to phrase it)

Like if you figured out who did the crime, their motivation etc.

He gives head pats as a reward or as a sign of affection and gratitued.

but he doesn't give them out like candy, he only gives them to you if you deserve it.

I have repeated the same thing over and over wow im uncreative.

Edgar Allan Poe:

he would be really awkward when giving head pats like he would reach his hand out but stop mid-way and then like decide to continue but stop once more and freeze in mid-air.

he gives them as a sign of affection, for e.g. if you did something which you were proud of or he was proud of then he would give a head pat.

he would probably subconsciously pet your head like pets Karl on accident and he would apologize after.

he's just really sweet yk.

Mushitarō Oguri:

he would give head pats as a sign of affirmation, to say he's there for you if you need him.

he isn't 'one who gives head pats frequently so when he does it he generally shows his appreciation to you being there for him and being his friend.

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻

Sorry this is a bit short and that it's really late, anyway I'm gonna write more later on and also I'm getting a haircut to day! :)

I have been waiting for that hair cut since last year around October time and finally its happening! I've waited way too long for this day.

Take care of yourself as much as you can, good night/day! :) <3

-with all my love, Az the wizard frog 𓆏

#bsd #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs ranpo #ranpo x reader #ranpo headcanons #bsd ranpo #bsd poe #poe bsd #edgar allen poe bsd #poe x reader #poe #mushitaro oguri #bsd mushitaro #Mushitaro x reader #Mushitaro #bsd x reader platonic #bsd platonic fic #bsd platonic hc #platonic bsd x reader

[tvisnoton]

I need some good ranpoe headcanons…. I just KNOW that Poe gets jealous easily. But it’s not the “you’re mine” jealous, it’s the “how dare you think you’re that close to Ranpo” kind. Honestly? Ranpo loves it, because he likes to play with Poe and say things just to make him more jealous and get a reaction out of him.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #ranpoe bsd #poe bsd #ranpo bsd #edgar allan poe bsd #ranpo edogawa #ranpoe headcanons #ranpoe hcs #jealous poe #little shit Ranpo #I know this because I am ranpo #he would be so annoying too… like “oh yeah mushitaro and I are going to go solve a mystery knowing full well that’s not even remotely true #anyways

[shiveringgroovy]

Got any RITHOTD headcanons?

YES SIR/MA'AM/ENTITY OF THE SLOP I DO!!!!!! spoiler they're all autistic and i'm gonna project onto fyodor like nobody's business

Fyodor

Class 2 Autism with debilitating executive dysfunction (no i don't take criticism i know damn well that weirdboy can't get shit done. sincerely someone with class 1 autism and debilitating executive dysfunction)

Paranoid Schizophrenia with religious delusions

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

REALLY picky about sensory stimuli

Can't Stand: spicy food, mushy textures, dried mud and paint, velcro, hot environments, having dry hands, overwhelmingly sweet scents/tastes, the smell, texture, and taste of blood

Really Likes: soft/long hair, smooth textures, wood smells, carbonated drinks (listen idk why but i think as soon as shit like monster energy was released he was INSANE)

REALLY loves nature, but doesn't interact with it often

Favorite Animals: Rats, Spiders, Roaches, Tardigrades, Cats

Really poor eyesight, needs glasses but hates having things on his face

Pushkin

Class 1 Autism

ADHD with major executive dysfunction

Major Depressive Disorder

Arthritis

Also really picky about sensory stimuli

Hates loud noises and scraping sounds in specific. wears earplugs/covers his ears with his coat hood to block out some noise

Not a huge nature fan, but likes most rodents and canines

Had a service dog for a while, probably a boxer or a doberman

Uses a cane, but would prefer crutches

Listens to classic rock like a fucking NERD. probably has a last.fm account too. someone introduce him to goreshit

he's my babygirl.

Ivan

Class 2 Autism

Epilepsy

Psychosis

UGGGHGHHHHH I WANT THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WITH SEVERAL DISORDERS SO BAD I'M GONNA [gets crushed by a rock]

World's most normal Throbbing Gristle fan (the band)

Loves nature, especially invertebrates

Favorite Animals: Roaches, Beetles, Isopods, Centipedes

Stims by blinking rapidly, cracking his joints, and throwing rocks around like a cat toy for himself

Stands with his feet crossed and twisted to keep his balance

Often manipulates the ground below him to keep his balance as well, it pisses Pushkin off because he ends up falling

Mushitaro

people seem to forget this guy (was) in the rats blehhhhh (i like him :3)

Class 1 Autism

Owns exotic animals (macaws, old-world tarantulas, axolotls, etc)

Music taste varies. He'll listen to "whatever" but still skip through a ton of songs to get to one he likes

The worst backseat driver of all time

Has trouble regulating his voice volume, normally very loud

Has kept hundreds of diaries, this guy doesn't play about journalling.

Loves brightly-colored things

Hawthorne

Borderline Personality Disorder

Really good at baking and cooking

He literally CANNOT stand up after a fight because fym he intentionally loses that blood????

I'm ngl I was never interested in this guy

Cat and dog lover, hates invertebrates and considers them "dirty"

He's a total lightweight trust me. has one drink and starts sobbing

#shiveringstraydogs #shiveringasks #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo gay dogs #rithotd #rats in the house of the dead #nathaniel hawthorne #hawthorne bsd #ivan bsd #bsd ivan #ivan goncharov #fyodor #fyodor bsd #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd fyodor #bsd mushitaro #mushitaro oguri #mushitarou #alexander pushkin #pushkin bsd #bsd pushkin #bsd headcanons #bsd fandom

[thataaabattery]

Sure Mushitaro.. Sure

#mushitarou #bsdanime #bsdmanga #bungou gay dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd manga #mushitaro oguri #bsd mushitaro #gay homosexual gay #fruity #lgbtqia #headcanons #bsd hcs #bsd headcanons #weknowitscanontho #bsd meme

[frankenjoly]

Mushitarô hcs dump post

Transmasc, gay, somewhere in the ace spectrum.

That moment when Atsushi and Kyôka burst into his cell wasn't the only time; if he's startled/scared enough he will start screaming in german.

As a teen he had a rejecting make-up phase, only to change his mind and getting pretty much into it years later.

His ability's little ghosts change colors to reflect his mood. He's the only one who can see it, but forgets about it when very nervous and it may slip.

After what happened with Yokomizo, falling in love again scares him.

#oguri mushitaro #bsd mushitaro #bsd #bungou stray dogs #clau stuff #headcanons

[noose-lion]

The bsd cast is full of autism.

#my stuff #bsd #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd ranpo #ranpo edogawa #mushitaro oguri #bsd mushitaro #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #others but im lazy #bsd headcanon #bsd headcanons #bsd analysis #bsd crack analysis #jester thinks

[oikasugayama]

what if: alignment chart of when you trip in front of them

WUH OH

Atsushi, Sigma, Oda, Junichiro, Poe are genuinely worried about you but Mori is pretending to care.

Fukuzawa and Chuuya chuckle a little, Chuuya might help you up if you're pals. Tachihara laughs a little but isn't rushing to help.

Dazai and Ranpo are laughing their asses off. Nikolai is manically cackling. They all probably made you fall.

Mushitaro and Fyodor are chuckling and judging you. Bram scoffs and makes fun of your coordination. Akutagawa side-eyes you and turns away.

Kunikida and Ango could honestly swap places depending on the day. They're not laughing but they're also likely keeping their hands to themselves, as is professional.

#ask answered #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs #bsd headcanons #dazai x reader #chuuya x reader #atsushi x reader #fyodor x reader #nikolai x reader #mori x reader #fukuzawa x reader #akutagawa x reader #kunikida x reader #ango x reader #bram x reader #oda x reader #junichiro x reader #tachihara x reader #mushitaro x reader #chuuya headcanons #dazai headcanons #kunikida headcanons #atsushi headcanons #akutagawa headcanons

[disabledstraydogs]

'This user is a disabled [character] truther' userboxes (Decay of Angels, Rats in the House and Shibuwasawa edition)

Row one: Fukuchi, Bram, Fyodor

Row two: Nikolai, Sigma, Oguri

Row three: Pushkin, Ivan, Shibusawa

The divider is of the disabled flag turned into a transparent.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #disability headcanon #disabled stray dogs #userbox #userboxes #user box #user boxes #decay of angels #rats in the house of the dead #dead apple #bsd fukuchi #bsd bram #bsd fyodor #bsd nikolai #bsd sigma #bsd oguri #bsd pushkin #bsd ivan #bsd shibusawa #fukuchi ouchi #bram stoker #fyodor dostoevsky #nikolai gogol #sigma #oguri mushitaro #alexander pushkin #ivan goncharov #shibusawa tatsuhiko

[honeydazai]

⁎ ˚ ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴇᴀɢᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ

feat.: Dazai, Chūya, Ranpo, Kunikida, Fukuzawa, Fyodor, Nikolai, Mushitarō, Jōno

content: f!reader, nsfw content, clothed sxx, degradation, teasing, dry humping, thigh riding, semi public sxx, cxm on clothing (don't mind the x.. perhaps it won't get labeled with a cxmmunity note then?)

Whether you initiate making out with him in one of the storage rooms of the Agency or you're simply along for the ride really doesn't matter, given how DAZAI will tease you mercilessly anyway. His lips curl into a smug smile when you grind against his thigh, pressed flush against his body, head resting against his shoulder, and his taunting words are as sugary sweet as they're mercilessly cruel.

He urges you to continue, thigh muscles flexing underneath you and giving you a hard surface to grind again, and he chuckles when you cry out, all but aching for him to touch you instead, for slim fingers to slip underneath your skirt and into your panties. Unfortunately for you, he quite likes watching you get more and more desperate the longer you're unable to come by yourself.

“Having trouble, love? My, my, you're too cute when you whine like that. Why don't you try again, hm? I'm certain you'll be able to come if you just rut against me long enough.”

Honestly, CHŪYA is not too fond of having actual sex while still dressed. It's fine for making out, exchanging hungry kisses, your hands wandering underneath his clothes as much as his are on your bare skin, but, in his opinion, that's when the next part should follow, which is tearing said clothing off each other. Still, he does understand why you'd be too impatient to wait and, this time, would prefer to just get to the main event; it is kind of hot that you're still dressed when he stretches you open on two fingers, some of your arousal dripping down onto your skirt.

He's so hard it's becoming painful with how tight his trousers suddenly seem and your heels dig into his shoulders, but he's not about to complain, not when you clench tightly around his fingers and whine for him to please just fuck you properly and, well, he doesn't think he'd have the patience to undress either of you right now. He's all throaty groans when he pushes his trousers only down far enough to get his dick out, immediately pushing into your tight heat, moaning in the process and, before he can spare your sharp heels any more thoughts, he's rasping out praises about how good you feel around him.

“God—, you're so damn tight, fuck. Hah, guess this was a good idea after all. Seeing you all fucked out in your everyday clothes is a cute look.”

KUNIKIDA prefers to do things slowly and thoroughly, to have enough time to gently take you apart and build you back up, to make you come on his fingers before he actually fucks you — but, occasionally, he struggles when it comes to denying you. That's the only explanation he has as for why you're all but making out in the Agency's office, empty except for the two of you, with you pinned against his desk, wood digging into your lower back and lips meeting in a desperate kiss.

You can't really pretend to care about the mild discomfort, not when he moans so sweetly into the kiss as you press your palm against his dick, straining against the fabric of his trousers, and your lips curl into a smirk at his weakening protests about someone walking in and seeing you like this. The way his cock twitches at the idea certainly doesn't seem like he minds the thought.

“We need to be—, ah, quick about this, darling. Both of us would lose our jobs if someone caught us doing this, in the office no less. Oh—, that was good. Do that again, please—, ah, God. You are too irresistible.”

RANPO is quite fond of it whenever the both of you get too impatient to actually undress and make out properly, instead settling on rutting against each other, his hard dick rubbing against your cunt even through the layers of your clothes, the pressure causing both of you to moan softly. It's a quick and effective way for you to get each other off, especially when the situation doesn't quite call for it; the restrooms in the police station, especially while he's waiting for Minoura to return and drive you to some crime scene, really isn't the best place to have actual sex, after all.

If you get too loud, he's quick to push two fingers between your lips and into your mouth, giving you something to busy yourself with while you grind against each other, panting and moaning. It wouldn't be a good look for the Agency if you were found making out while on the job, after all. Occasionally, when he doesn't want to do any work at all, he merely lets you sit on his lap in the office, you rutting down against his cock, whining that it's not enough — if you beg sweetly enough, he'll gladly help you out and slip his hand into your panties. Though it might take a while; you sound awfully cute when pleading, after all.

“Ah, I'm not sure whether you deserve my help yet, love. Why don't you beg me some more, hm? Perhaps I'll change my mind. We'll see. Just do your best for now, will you? I'm quite enjoying the show.”

While JŌNO isn't opposed to the idea of thigh riding — not at all, even; go right ahead, he certainly won't stop you —, he's mean about it. His smirk stretches wide across his lips, as condescending as can be, as you try and pleasure yourself through grinding down against his leg, strong muscle firm underneath you. Occasionally, the angle is just right, the fabric of your panties rubbing against your throbbing clit, providing delicious friction, causing you to whine softly, back arched.

His voice drips with amusement as he calls you a slut, a needy whore even, his words all too cruel until your face feels hot with embarrassment, though it's not like you can stop — literally, because he's got his hands on your hips, moving your body for you, pulling you down against him in a steady rhythm. When you get too comfortable, he makes sure to bounce his thigh a little, relishing in the high-pitched cries you let out at the sudden change in angle.

“I have to admit, you're adorable. Really, I knew you were needy before, but that you're as insatiable as to rut against me like a bitch in heat — that's cute. How about this; if you manage to make yourself come in the next minute, I'll fuck you properly afterwards. If you don't, well; that'd be a shame. It'd seem like you're not grateful for my thigh, then.”

Naturally, FUKUZAWA has quite a lot of patience; it's one of the many qualities that come with the job, whether he wanted it or not. Still, despite all that self-control, he occasionally just can't help but indulge you when you keep on whining about wanting him. His office, the door leading to it heavy, gives an illusion of privacy, at least, which is why he assumes it's not that bad, not quite as lewd as it could be, when you sink down on his dick, a soft moan falling from your lips as he bottoms out inside of you.

You've merely opened his yukata enough to get his cock out, your own skirt convenient, panties pushed to the side instead of pulled off fully; it's messy, but both of you are eager as you rise up on your knees, setting a steady rhythm of up and down, up and down, the head of his dick catching on your hole before it can slip out fully. The friction has both of you moaning, his raspy groans a contrast to your soft mewls, even as you try and stifle your noises in his shoulder — the Agency's walls are as thin as paper, after all.

“Quiet, dear. I don't wish for anyone but me to hear you like this. Those cute noises of yours are reserved for my ears only, understood? .. Good. Good girl. Keep that pace up, now. I'm close already. Come together with me.”

FYODOR is a busy man, that much you're aware of. Still, you can't quite help but miss him, especially when he spends all day hauled up in his office — if you can even call the room that, dark and gloomy as it is, with merely the shine of many computer screens illuminating it —, working on things that are too important, on plans that are too big for you to fully grasp. Luckily, you're able to settle on a compromise, for when you merely need his touch — even though his legs are thin, his lap is quite comfortable when you cuddle up close to him — and for when you need him in other ways, too.

He doesn't mind it particularly much when you grind your hips down against skinny thighs, moaning softly and burying your head in his shoulder while he continues to work, the soft clacking noises of his keyboard a steady background noise you at least try and focus on. Occasionally, one hand of his moves to rest on the curve of your waist, gently caressing you before being taken away again and, even though the occasional friction against your clit when you catch a good angle feels heavenly, you doubt you'll be able to come like this — especially since the rule of you having to be lowkey about it and not disrupting his work had fallen from pale lips.

“Ah, ah — mind the movement, darling. I am certain you do not want me to accidentally press a random button; who knows what might happen, hm? Perhaps it would be a catastrophical event, triggered by your needy behaviour alone. Slow down, dear.”

NIKOLAI is rather eager — really, can you blame him when you run around looking cute all day? He just wants to ruin you so badly; you absolutely can blame him, naturally, but you won't, given how he's awfully good at getting what he wants, and it's no surprise that, soon enough, you find yourself pinned to the wall in some hallway, his hips pushing against the curve of your ass, his dick pressing against you. He doesn't bother to stay quiet and encourages you to be as loud as you wish, too; so what if someone walks in on you? He certainly doesn't mind.

The dry humping has mewls and whines falling from your lips, with you trying hard to brace your hands on the wall in order not to be completely forced against it; Nikolai groans and moans into your ear, warm breath against your neck, your back arching in pleasure. Of course, he's not content just making out with you — the moment he's close, he's quick to open his trousers just a bit, enough so that he can come onto your lower back, successfully staining your clothes and giggling about how utterly ruined you look.

“Ah, ah, look at you, you're so cute, doll—, that's a nice view. A good look on you indeed, hm; perhaps I should mark you up like that more often, yes? Ah, I wonder what you'll do now; I'm afraid everyone will know just what we got up to. My, my, that's quite troublesome for you.”

It's really not your fault that MUSHITARŌ is quite this handsome — so much, even, that you just can't wait until you're home —, though, with the way his eyes narrow at you when you grind your hips down against his thin thigh again, it's obvious he seems to disagree. Still, his cheeks are flushed a lovely pink colour and his hands settle on your hips when you whine softly, curling into him, cheek resting against his shoulder as you rut against him.

He's equally as eager as you are, yet hesitant to admit it, though there's no hiding the way his dick strains against his trousers. The sight of you getting yourself off using his thigh, sitting on his lap in a room that, for now, is empty yet with an unlocked door — God, someone could walk in at all times —, unfortunately gets to him, too; the moment you push your hand into his underwear and wrap it around his dick, he whimpers, the noise high-pitched, eyes squeezed shut, all previous complaints dying on his tongue and, while he pretends to scrunch his nose up at the wet stain your arousal left on his thigh, dripping into expensive fabric, his cock merely twitches again in your hand with mild interest.

“Ah—, I'm afraid my suit deserves a proper wash after this. How am I going to cover the stain up until we're home, hm? I'm not complaining—, stop mocking me. I do not sound like that. Naturally I enjoyed this, too — you must have noticed that much.”

notes: SEASON 5!!!! EPISODE 1!!! TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS!!!!! also i listened to dance the night away from the barbie movie while writing this. good song

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Mushitaro: “Is this your plan B?” Poe: “Technically, this is plan P.” Mushitaro: “Plan P? Is there a plan M?” Poe: “Yes, but I marry Ranpo in plan M.” Ranpo: “I like plan M.”

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