Nathaniel Plimpton III is just The Character of all time. I’m rotating him in my head. I want to put him in a terrarium and study what he does.
He goes to the zoo when he’s sad at night. He has daddy issues.
He hired people to hunt him for sport in the woods instead of going to therapy.
He shit himself at work once because of his commitment to healthy eating.
He did a sad strip dance in a gay bar once.
He caught a glimpse of his mom trying to kill herself as a child and he hasn’t been able to truthfully tell someone he loves them since then.
He hates ska music.
He works to grow to be a better person.
Sometimes he goes to the aquarium.
He hired a hitman on someone for his crush.
He has a stuff alligator toy.
I love him
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doing a little cxg rewatch and i CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT A RETHANIEL SOULMATE MARK AU, where her mark says "Is this her?" and his says "Heyy, what up what up what up" (their cannonical first words to each other)
i can perfectly imagine their reactions to the marks. Nathaniel would be so pissy & prissy, judging what type of low-life, peasant person his soulmate would have to be to casually use such a bullshit bro-ish greeting with someone they've never met.
and Rebecca would romanticize her words SO MUCH, creating this little fantasy in her head where her soulmate would instantly *know* she was the one from the very first moment they locked eyes, truly love at first sight.
IT FITS THEIR CHARACTERS SO WELL I WANNA DIE
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josh wilson ( @maimedaffair ) said to nathaniel plimpton iii ; ❛ have you considered trying something else? ❜
nathaniel is confused at first. trying something else? why would he do that? he likes things the way they are. sure, things with rebecca are an absolute disaster, things with mona had imploded before they even really got started . . . okay, maybe things weren't going as well as he'd like to believe. and this josh at least seems to have his life together more than everyone else . . . and at least it isn't the other josh trying to give him life advice. so nathaniel makes a decision on the spot ( something he's never really been good at ). ❝ i can't say i actually have . . . ❞ he admits, ❝ but i probably should. any idea where i should start? ❞
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𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐫 → accepting.
@ricochetingtears : ❝ even if your family sucks , you don’t . ❞
“i don’t know if i believe that.” once upon a time, he’d have defended his family, would have stuck up for his own name, confident that he was great. but call it self growth, or call it something else, but nathaniel was becoming more aware of who he was and the actions that he took on a day to day basis. sometimes that meant coming to terms with the fact that some of the things he’d done, sucked. “i suppose i am trying to suck less. so i appreciate that.”
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“ I am invincible, how could this go wrong? ” nathaniel for stella in that verse we had <333333
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stella & nathaniel | @mastermicd
although being a sibling isn't something stella was used to, she came into the roll very easily. her snarky personality helps putting nathaniel in his place and calling his bullshit out ― which no one does for some reason, she thinks.
"invincible? is that a synonym for dumb and stupid now?" she asks with a raised eyebrow, arms crossed over her chest as she looks him in the eye. she's not that much smaller than him. three inches aren't that much when stella makes up in determination. truth is she doesn't have anything to lose so she's not afraid of his tantrums. "care to review the plan again so i can point all the one hundred ways it can go wrong? 'cause you do have a plan, right?"
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SIDE ONE begins June 5th. A week after, on June 12th, SIDE TWO begins. Matchups under the cut:
SIDE ONE, GROUP ONE: June 5th
Richard Watterson (The Amazing World Of Gumball) vs Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)
Dad Egbert (Homestuck) vs Tony Dinozzo Jr. (NCIS)
SIDE ONE, GROUP TWO: June 6th
Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants) vs Herbert West (Re-Animator)
Trey MacDougal (Sex and the City) vs Jeff Winger (Community)
Tyrell Wellick (Mr. Robot) vs Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Pheonix Wright (Ace Attorney) vs The Narrator (Fight Club)
Kim Dokja (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint) vs Bob Parr (The Incredibles)
SIDE ONE, GROUP THREE: June 7th
Mark Scout (Severance) vs Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad)
John Reese (Person of Interest) vs Dwight Fairfield (Dead By Daylight)
Tally Hall (Real Life) vs Nathaniel Plimpton III Esq. (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)
Larry (Pokemon Scarlet/Violet) vs Agent Brick (Milo Murphy's Law)
SIDE ONE, GROUP FOUR: June 8th
The Elsen (OFF) vs RTGame (Real Life)
Shin (Dorohedoro) vs Stanley (The Stanley Parable)
John Constantine (DC Comics) vs super ☆ business ☆ dancing ☆ night (The Internet)
Vincent Freeman (Gattaca) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)
SIDE TWO, GROUP ONE: June 12th
Frank (Subway Surfers) vs The Slenderman (The Internet)
Almond Cookie (Cookie Run) vs Julian Fawcett (BBC Ghosts)
Frederick (Fire Emblem Awakening) vs Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield)
Jim Halpert (The Office) vs Ted Templeton (The Boss Baby)
SIDE TWO, GROUP TWO: June 13th
Kishibe (Chainsaw Man) vs Anthony Lockwood (Lockwood & Co.)
Koutarou Amon (Tokyo Ghoul) vs Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
Brian Pasternack (Yuppie Psycho) vs David Tennant (Real Life)
Thomas "Neo" Anderson (The Matrix) vs Connor (Detroit: Become Human)
SIDE TWO, GROUP THREE: June 14th
Elder Price (The Book of Mormon) vs Roddy St. James (Flushed Away)
Frank Grimes (The Simpsons) vs Robert Philip (Disney's Enchanted)
Meursault (Limbus Company) vs The Entire Cast Of Succession (Succession)
Mumbo Jumbo (Hermitcraft) vs Roland (Library of Ruina)
SIDE TWO, GROUP FOUR: June 15th
Kaz Brekker (Six of Crows) vs James Wilson (House MD)
Castiel (Supernatural) vs Jonathan Harker (Dracula)
Tohru Adachi (Persona 4) vs Bobby (Company)
Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) vs Francis York Morgan (Deadly Premonition)
All polls are in the tag #round one
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hello. i know its late but i just got off work so. Trick Or Treat!!!
hi i just woke up and tbh its never too late to ask me for an Image from my Phone. woe nathaniel plimpton iii “i look at the monkeys their eyes look like my eyes” be upon ye
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