#OF FUCKING 4TH GRADERS

[suddenlymicah]

hey chat how to i become art

#crying i spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out how the fuck proportions work #cursed to draw like a 4th grader forever

[eonars]

within the last 10 days or so i have:

taught a fourth grader what trepanning is

defined "political landscape" as "just kind of the vibes"

accidentally laughed OUT LOUD at a ninth grader's 13th reason joke

showed a fifth grader playing with pipe cleaners louise bourgeois maman sculptures bc his creation reminded me of them and blowing his mind

called machiavelli a corny blowhard

made my own 13th reason joke back at the ninth grader

somehow stayed employed 👍

got my boss to be a professional reference for me 👍👍

#it's so funny i told them i've only ever done serious academic tutoring at other fellow adults and they were like oh word #all the problem 4th and 5th graders upon ye #so i have no fucking idea what im doing but its working #my boss tells the kids oh youre gonna be with miss sheyda today and they go YESSSS and my head gets so big i bust the ceiling

[blushft]

why is nnsg better than vivziepop shit forever and always!!!!

#this feels so random BUT?? #i hateeeeeeeeeeeee the vivziepop artstyle #JUST SAY YOU HATE CHUBBY PEOPLE AND GO!!!! #the series also just.. arent really fun?? idk they dont have the same . feeling. impact. etc. #they feel almost “corporate” in a way that nnsg doesnt. #nnsg feels like someone MADE it. a PERSON. #vivziepop stuff just... eugh?? idk. #doesnt look as appealing. #i dont get into drama about controversies and shit.. just. HATE thr artstyle. genuine assault on my eyes.. #also vivziepop shit tries so hard to be oughhh so edgy and cool #my brother in CHRIST youre not special. #i had the same fucking concepts as a 4th grader.. #oughhhhughgg.... demon whos actually good OGUGHGOG... #diediediediedie #anyways.... #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #nyan neko sugar girls #nnsg #ianriley

[bewby]

i had a fucking dream i went to poland for whatever fucking reason ans i didn't even wanna go there but i took the wrong train ?:?3):):) and i missed said train 2 times and i literally had tolike climb a building and shit just to get to it. i also dreamt of my ex . What is even going on up in there. also my fucking grandma was in the train with me for some reaosn

#I WAS IN A POLISH CLASSROOM WITH LIKE 4TH GRADERS SOEAKING IN RUSSIAN ABOUT NOT BULLYING OTHERS LIKE WHY THE FUCK WAS I THEREEEEHREHFVXB #!!:???;!;!:??:)€(2?;?:)2)) #alao the world map was so strange too csuse it implied there was an ocean north of poland LIKE WHAT WAS I EVEN FJJDHHHEH. also the map was #like .? it had multiple colors and cat patterns vfkdhwvddjsbdbf?;)3€2?12):):& #WITH OCEAN BTW I MEANT LIKE A HUUUUGEEE OCEAN NOT JUST SMALL PART

[nostalgiapocalypse]

PLEASE die

#men who i HATE. MEN WHO I WANT TO KILL. VIOLENCE. MURDER EXPLOSIONS FOR EVER #YOU ARE TALKING TO A 4TH GRADER... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EXPLODE NOW #the fact he makes her kill the turtles too... with a gun... #''are you proud of me?'' ''ha! no'' FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #inside job #inside job netflix #rand ridley #hes on my list of christian slater characters that i HATE #(spoiler: theres only two (2) characters on there)

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

important part of the spanglish experience is not knowing how anything is spelled ever. my mother just learned how pinche was spelled yesterday. i myself didn't know until last year. she does not know how to spell coño carajo despite it being her go to curse. i cant tell her without saying it and explaining why i know how to spell curse words in spanish. i did not know how to spell salchicha until i reached formal spanish classes.

#also not knowing the word in english #i didn't know what the fuck a scrunchie was until i was like. a 4th grader #what the fuck is a slipper. etc etc #laundry carts??? i think??? i still don't know what the fuck those are in english those are coches #baby carriage. also a coche

[redloftwingfeathers]

No better feeling than to hike out to the archery grounds at camp and immediately get hyped up by a bunch of 4th graders chanting "SQUID! SQUID! SQUID! SQUID!" only to hear them howl like a barrel of monkeys as they watch me nail a bullseye first arrow☆

#my aim completely sucked after that but they were so hyped up oml 😭😭 #i love working with kids theyre so fucking funny #i cant believe camp is almost over-- friday is the last day :( #im gonna miss everybody #next year is too long of a wait💀 #cat talks #btw my camp name is Squid and literally everyone gets so hyped when they come to my station😂😂 #the 4th graders btw i had some of them last year in my unit when i was a leader #they clung to me like leeches so they got so excited when they saw i was coming back to camp this year

[k1rishiki]

i . may have fucked up

#let one of the 4th grade girls play fgo on my phone the other day. she bragged abt it to one of the other 4th grade girls. the #other one got upset that she wan't allowed to (she wasn't there at the time) so today i caved and let her play too. but then one of the 3rd #grade boys in the group saw and got jealous so i had to let him play too so he wouldn't tell my boss / bc i don't play favorites #he ended up loving it. asked a few more questions abt the gameplay and Lit Up when i told him it was a gacha #(apparently he LOVES gacha games and actively seeks them out (but is bad at finding them bc he's in 3rd grade)) #(his genshin main is amber) #and uhm . i definitely have similarly strong opinions on gacha but they're in the opposite direction #anyways. i mentioned the name of f/go earlier in the conversation and so that's the point where he decided he was going to go home and #download it. and noah fence but there's DEFINITELY some content in f/go which i don't want a 3rd grader to read/see #so fingers crossed that he gets bored somewhere in the middle of fuyuki #n e ways. this kid's taste in video games absolutely fascinates me bc like. on one hand he's tried to reccomend me the fucking. train but i #tries to kill you mascot horror game for ipad babies to ask their parents for merch of. but on the other hand he has an undertale lunchbox #and like. there's a p stark difference between those two things #romeo.txt

[temporal-malady]

#art #do not repost #oc art #oc #digital art #fundip #i fucking suck at backgrounds #but overlays help mask thay #that and bad colors #im so shit at coloring #skin tones especially #sometimes i gotta pull out a color pallet site just to make sure my shit doesnt look like a 4th grader chose the combinations #its whatever though because i am improving

[lovestryke]

THIS TRIAL WAS SO ?

#OK FIRST OF ALL WHY DOES VON KARMA GET TO BOSS EVERYONE AROUND. ESPECIALLY THE JUDGE LIKE IF THIS WAS AN IRL TRIAL THE JUDGE WOULD BE LIKE #SHUT TH EFUCK UP AND HAVE SOME RESPECT #GAHDMAAAANNNNNNNN YOGI? WTF EARLIER I WAS LIKE HAWHAW WHAT IF HE WAS PLAYING THE KOOKY OLDMAN AND WAS REALLY THE KILLER ._. #his story about his wife polly makes me so sososo sad #naming his parrot after her......:( #von karma is a dickhead like. irl he would be arrested?? retraining the fucking parrot. goodness gracious and i thought edgeworth was inten #se. miles had a messed up childhood im so sorry for him...being scared cuz he thought yogi was gonna hurt his dad. and picking up a gun to #protect as A CHILD is already fucked up in itself but accidentally firing at his dad and killing him oh my gawd???? #and then being adopted by a really mean man i.... #what i wouldnt give to hug edgeworth like i genuinely think itd be nice to hug him also help me lord he has all this baggage and then nick #is over here like SNRF SNF. IN THE FOURTH GRADE I WAS ACCUESD OF STEALING LUNCH MONEY #i mean that Is genuinely traumatizing as a 4th grader and they way EVERYONE fucking swarmed him. thats horrible but then you see edgeworth #s story like BRO T_T

[annieisyourfavourite]

i am so fucking hungry

#hospital said it'll be an hour to bring me a sandwich #they also r trying 2 put me on a restrictive diet #bc I'm diabetic. they wouldn't let me order the food i wanted #bc apparently diabetic adults aren't responsible enough 2 know what food they eat #talked 2 someone about it. likely will be changed for me but the policy is still awful #like. no snacks. i could have a sandwich and carrots. but no fruit. that's too much #like I'm a fucking 4th grader #mine #hospital tw #I'm here 4 a brain study

[chewwytwee]

The real hot take abt people joining twitter is that everyone talking about it is corny as shit for so easily falling for tribalism lol

#.txt #like I don’t care #you guys sound like 4th graders #‘ugh they’re bad’ ‘ugh they’re good’ #THWYRE FUCKING PEOPLE I DONT CARE THEY USED TWITTER #unless it’s funny then it’s okay

[tinyron]

Absolutely losing it over this page from an old note book i found- this is probably from likee 2004 or 2005 when i was in elementary school. I think i was trying to write a screen play about a kid in my class (?? memory broke)

It reads :

I am ben, im coming for you, i will give you the bad flu

I am bad, and i hate you, i got kicked out of my school

(no one at my school was kicked out btw idk where tf this came from)

#anyway what the fuck #just 4th grader things #meme #2004 #ahshflskshsgaggshdj #mine #badart

[erionlextib]

Fantasy Children’s content brings me so much joy and comfort. They make me feel feelings tbh

#fantasy books? meant for 3-4th graders? yes please #Minecraft roleplay series I began watching in 5th grade? absolutely #Children shows and movies? Bluey? Disney princesses? #Pound Puppies? #My little pony? #yes. I thrive. #heck! stuffed animals? In love. #I just bought a book I thought I’d like and all the reviews were like: My 7 and 9 year olds love it! #But I know that’s the type of book I like #and they they are so fucking hard to find god damn it

[arugulalover]

gahhhhhhhh so much is happening rn i am feeling very overwhelmed heheheheheh 🏄‍♀️🏄‍♀️✌

#first of all i have fucking covid #so i cant leave my apartment which is my worst fucking nightmare #esp when its finally getting warm and theres only 2 more weeks of fucking college and i wanna see my frirends #and also theres the fucking mcat #and i dont think ive studied enough #but like wtf am i supposed to do?????? keep studying ??? lmao lmao lol lol #and im so scared im gonna fail it and be fucked #and its a lose lose bc i either study for mcat or for my finals but if i dont pass either one i lose my med school seat #and i havent been to my bio lecture in like 2 weeks #bc ive been doing all this shit for my poetry class #which is almost all done so thank god for that but at the same time i dont want it to be over bc getting to teach poetry workshops #to 4th graders has been the best thing ever and i literally just cried in the shower thinkng abt thier poems and how profound they r #but also i am stressed about drama w a and o #bc i texted a abt our project and also covid and they nvr replied #and i feel bad bc they prob think im talking shit w o #but i feel so stuck in the middle and geuinely sad for a #bc everyone seems to dislike them and i get why but also i just feel really bad when there is drama #like a must be really sad rn and i have spent sm time w them i hope they r doing okay #also also i missed out on the dnd campagin we have been planning for fucking months #so now everyone has bonded w/o me and YES i have fomo and i think that is so valid of me #like r u serious group bonding dnd oneshot that I PLANNED and i have to miss it?????? #honey.post

[sprinklethetangerine]

SHIT SHIT SHIT I ACTUALLLY SLEPT NOOOO IM FUCKED IM SO FUCKED IM DEFINITELY FAILING I HATE THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#im gonna cry #you know what #if i dont go to school then that will leave my PARTNER to figure it out on her own and deal with it #yk why? #cause SHE DID FUCK NOTHING AND IM THE ONLY ONE THAT TRIED TO INTIATE CONTACT SO WE CAN DO SOMETHING #SHE HAS MY NUMBER BTW #SHE CAN TOTALLY TEXT ME #BUT NO SHE WAITED FOR ME TO TEXT HER AND ALSO FORGOT MY FUCKING NUMBER #LIKE ITS WRITTEN ON A PAPAER YOU HAVE WTF #SHES THE REASON I HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS ALONE AND ITD GIVE ME GREAT PLEASURE TO JUST LET HER SUFFER #but then i would definitely fail cause not being there is basically saying “i didnt do anything” when i ABSOLUTELY DID #so whatever i guess i have to go #OMG WHAT AM I SAYING BITCH I DONT HAVE TO FUCKING GO ANYWHERE #THIS PROJECT ISNT REQUIRED ITS A VOULENTEER PROJECT TO TEACH 4TH GRADERS ABOUT FIRST AID #ITS FOR 10 EXTRA MARKS #MARKS THAT I DONT NEED CAUSE ITS FOR BIOLIGY AND I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A PROBLEM WITH BIO #WHY DO I CARE AGAIN? #THATS RIGHT I DONT #SUCK IT UP BITCH YOUR PRESENTING THE NON EXISTENT PROJECT ALONE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH #i say this but still go anyway cause my mom is awake by the time im going and she'll just force me to go anyway