#OH NO WAIT. I LOVE THIS ASSHOLE

[kayvsworld]

exactly one minute into im1 and i’d just like to state for the record that iron man is the best and coolest avenger and tony stark will never die

#back in black activating me like the fucking winter soldier #OH NO WAIT. I LOVE THIS ASSHOLE #shithead. legend. baby boy. icon. loser supreme #kayvswords

[evakant]

holding these pages very, very close to my chest

#it was such a good scene in the anime i was waiting for it. #hi. hello. good morning evening and night to #younger siblings getting oh so very mad at their older siblings for being self sacrificial assholes #'when there's a way to survive and then you choose death that's what idiots do' #tell him al i love you so much i am holding you in my heart #francesca reads fm/a. #for my archive: #fma #fullmetal alchemist #alphonse elric #edward elric #i need a nice tag for them. as one does.

[ssreeder]

Petition to let jeeto smooch before you snatch them away <3 😚😚😚

#you know how I am #don’t be fooled by the kindness I show in these next few chapters #i might just let BSS burn to the ground :) #& all the characters inside <3 #oh wait #:D #i know you MISSED THIS FACE :D :D :D #mwahahaha #im teasing (but not really) haha jee and bato will #will interact more #i have a whole stupid side plot for those idiots #actually the whole dilf squad will interact which is fun #but obviously bato laid the ground work for future interactions #i assume jee is also dead set on showing bato how funny the fire nation can be #haha zukos only funny when he’s an asshole #ok I’m rambling anyway love you rei #see yaaaaa #liab #itf #ask #lordrei

[afterartist]

Me: we don’t have enough asshole for no reason sanses, I can fix that

Also me: accidentally gives him a tragic backstory and reason to be an asshole* dang it

#please I genuinely love jerk characters #like #give me someone to hate and be annoyed at (/aff) #but I keep giving them reasons for it #the only jerk for no reason character I have is an original character and his two boyfriends help him stop being an asshole #just let me write jerks #OH WAIT NO I DO HAVE ONE #but I hate him he’s not fun so he doesn’t count

[spacepunksupreme]

Just watched the Spanish 1931 Dracula this morning and it really did hold up a lot better than the English version?

I don’t know that you could call either one “better”, but I think it was just a lot more cinematic than the English version is theatrical. Like the characters spend so much time in English one monologuing about scenes we don’t see, from head-on camera angles. But the Spanish one just had more scenes with more set changes and camera work. Just kinda interesting how that made it more compelling where the English one really drags on despite being 20 minutes shorter lol

#hannah is talking #I liked juan harker better than the english version’s jonathan lol he was less of an asshole. #also I think it’s so funny that in the spanish one renfield cuts his finger while cutting bread instead of on a paper clip. I love the idea #that the spanish writers were reading the english script and were like no one fucking cuts themself on a paper clip that’s stupid lol #also oh my god the actor playing renfield did so much screaming lol. he was honestly terrifying #I also loved the little bit where he scrambled over the porch railing giggling to himself while doctor seward was just like #’bad renfield >:( get over here rn >:(‘ and made him sit down on the couch with like his hands folded in his lap lol #WAIT ALSO when dracula tossed renfield over the stairs to his death there isnt any sound effect of him falling but in the spanish version #*no sound effect in the english version #there’s like this loud ass metalic THUNK like the sound of two metal objects hitting each other and it just killed me. it was like very #violent sounding and effectively scary but it was NOT the kind of sound a man hitting a dirt floor would make lmaoo

[binghe-malewife-goals]

Can't believe the thing that probably diverged my fate of possibly becoming a conservative was a fucking WatchMojo video

#pina talks #i dont remember what it was about besides focusing on movies iirc #basically this girl confessed her love to a dude but when the guy found out she was trans he become a raging asshole #and my little 4th 5th brain was like HUH???? #i physically could not comprehend being so in love -> treating them like trash to something in my little brain was like ?? ok so?? #god wait was this a baby pan moment for me #oh my god

[coffee-pisser]

(story from when I was 18-19)

tw: transphobia

my white dad: this generation is so soft, I can't even say the word "tr-nny" anymore without you getting offended!

me, also of the Caucasian persuasion: for every time you say any slur toward trans or gay people, i will call you cracker to see how you like it

him: no >:(

me:

him: thats offensive to white people >:(

me: okay cracker

him: stooOOOOOOOPPPPP-

#racist old white guy #racism #i hate my dad #go kick rocks and lick metal poles in winter #daddy issues #transphobia #cracker #i love my dad #just kidding hes an asshole #this is why im mentally ill #dramatization #my dad has anger issues #the bigfoot is real and hes a five foot nine and a half summer toothed man who has the fashion sense of a gentrified gay man #who lived in san francisco in the 90s oh wait #my dad is michael scott derogatory full offense

[orcelito]

Ok I've been playing more persona 5. Almost done with okumura (as in I'm literally 1 day from the deadline, he's already dealt with). The boss fight with him wasn't nearly as bad as my first game of royal (see: me failing like 5 times b4 rage quitting for the night & then studying a strategy guide in the morning), BUT it definitely took more effort than basically Any fight in this game so far. Had to actually Strategize, couldn't brute force my way through (though I sure did use brute force for Some of it lol. Thanks Satanael)

The lack of akechi is fucking me up tho. I can't level my link with him until we get to sae's palace times, and I've just been going to kichijoji to look at him like a lost puppy before going and doing something else for the night

Fucking fascinating thing though. So I've got kawakami at max by now (big ugh, I know, but I wanted her skill + I'm trying to max all of them this game), WHICH MEANS I can get a massage to go out after metaverse things. So I took down okumura, got a massage, and then went out again.

AND I SAW HIM THERE...

Me, fresh out of defeating okumura. Akechi, fresh out of Killing okumura. And he did the line of like "I need to talk to you about something... but I don't have time right now." Looking all fake conflicted lol. It's just a little tidbit of timing that I've never gotten before, so I enjoyed that for Sure.

#speculation nation #and then i went inside penguin sniper to play darts with haru and makoto lmao #imagining akechi lying about being busy (he was standing RIGHT THERE doing Nothing) #and then just waiting outside of penguin sniper knowing akira's having a great time with his friends #(one of whom akechi killed her father Just a few hours ago lol) #akechi doing a murder. having a happy little chuckle about it. but then going to kichijoji to ???? what??? #lie about being busy and having work??? stand there like a conflicted bastard in love? #like hes got 0 regret for killing okumura but id like to think he has a Little bit of regret for framing the pts #so he goes to kichijoji. the place that he goes to relax / be chill. #and WHAT DO YOU KNOW his crush / the person hes framing for murder shows up!!!!! #and he panics. says he's busy. then curses himself as he sees akira shrug and say 'ok guess i'll invite someone else' #oh akechi u conflicted asshole... #of course none of this is what genuinely happens in the game. it was just an interesting lineup of timing and events. #but i like the narrative ive built about the moment. i think this is one Hundred percent smth akechi would do lol

[snifflyenby]

i find that i differ a lot from a good chunk of the community on here because caretaking isn’t really a main part or even a large part of the fetish for me. i’m more into the mess and loss of control and i’m very sadistic about it. i don’t know what that says about me but it is what it is lmaooo, caretaking at the end of everything is nice though, i like that

#i think i have a humiliation kink that heavily pairs with snz #i love to see characters who don’t like being vulnerable be absolutely wrecked by a cold or allergies or just be noticeably not feeling well #i tend to like grumpy and asshole characters too. don’t know what that’s about #i keep thinking about this specific instance that happened in 2nd grade #this girl in my class used to bully me and would try to corner me or back me up against a wall to be more intimidating #i uh... i could never keep myself from blushing and feeling hot #she took it as i was blushing because i was lying or had something to hide #i could never figure it out until recently #i always question if i’m really into women or not and then i see a girl character in a dominating position and im like oh wait nvm yeah i am #LOL #snzblr

[pub-lius]

i love my government class

#ik its really the only class i complain about besides geometry but like #its so funny #sitting here kicking my feet and writing about the bill of rights #thats what i do in my free time!!!! #and i can do it for an extra hour every day!!!!! #and my teacher uses my preferred name!!!!!!! #i love it here #aside from all the ignorant assholes its such a vibe #i want all my classes to be like this #oh wait that’s what college is for #im so smart i stg

[shitpostsandanime]

Watching Umbrella Academy season 3 and i can't Elliot Paige is so fucking short he's adorbale i love himmmmm

#umbrella academy #season 3 #also luther is ptobs getting played by sloane #oh wait no she's actually nice ben os just an asshole #also i love that grace is back and even more unhinged than ever

[cat--boy]

you guys are so lucky i dont daddy issues post as much as i am tempted to. i would be insufferable if i didn't have the little self restraint i have (mostly due to paranoia that is caused by ding ding ding my DAD)

#dad #i cannot wait until i turn 18 and i can stop calling him my and he cant do SHIT #oh yes father i will absolutely call you my father when i have no familial love for you #and really just think of you as some asshole i'm LEGALLY forced to see otherwise you'll get me taken away from my REAL parent #it never shuts up

[andragoras-in-vanity]

okay paddy and the rats album dropped and i didnt know, so its 8am and im still awake cause i love them so fucking mucj

#their keyboardist/accordionist died over the last few years and you can hear the hole hes left #theres a bunch of songs that were just about losing him #and someones relationship 😬 not going well #yes hello sir i am single if that is the case #but they go from being grouchy getting older and out of shape to the next song IMMEDIATELY like pls stop touching my tanned chiseled abs #which.... maybe the fiddler has #the rest do not #theyre so hot #god damn i fucking love this band so much #but that one song just...the one line made me cringe and its just cause english isnt their first language that of #if they were mainstream ppl would be crying problematic about #which is not at all the case #their lyrics make them seem like assholes but they arent they just have a piratey image to keep up #BUT THEY BROUGHT BACK THE FUCKING BAGPIPES #FUCK YESMY MAN GOING OFF WITH THEM #THERES A FIDDLE SOLO #IT WAS AMAZING #FUCK I CANT WAIT TO GET MY TATTOO #oh shit #i just looked up how bernie actually died and its awful #like i knew it was sudden and the band wouldn't talk about it but oh my god thats so fucking awful #that poor guy #im seriously going to miss him he was incredible and he seemed like a really fun member of the band too #there was a big jump in their music when he joined

[yelloworangesoda]

i dont really like begging for likes but if a post gets 1 or fucking. 0 notes youve forced my hand

#idk i feel stupid but it works #simons spouting #it like particularly sucks bc werent you guys just now praising ocs. is the art bad is there something wrong with it #idk tumblr is really good for posting on the off chance someone reblogs your post but even fanart barely gets me anything anymore #theres no algorithm. my stuff does dick ass on instagram but at least there i can go oh i just need to wait until the algorithm picks me up #here its like. your fault!!! my followers of which i have. like 100 are all collectively. ignoring my post. #i have mutuals. i know you saw it. bc i see you posting. about those awesome ocs you love supporting. support them #i would rather you guys be assholes bc then i wouldnt feel like an idiot for just quitting