#SAME WITH BRETT BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN BRING IT UP LMAO HE JUST THINKS THAT THE NORMAL

[cherryo]

Heyyy! First time for a request. Was wondering if you could do a reader X Rise!tmnt (or any Tmnt <3) relationship and reader is caught simping for someone (like a character ex: aizawa from MHA or Sam from Spn (supernatural)) if requests are closed or u think this doesn’t have much the TMNT Bois can be jealous 💕💕💕

This is cute 🫣 I went with rise boys but might come back later with the 2012 boys 🫶

Rise!boys getting jealous over fictional crushes hc <33

Warnings: boys get jealous lol

Word count: 2.6k

Raph:

He was just coming over to visit you and heard you giggling

He peaked around to see Jotaro Kujo on the screen

He thought it was cute, no harm in fangirling over characters

I mean he does it too

Although youre not totally off the hook, he teases you all the time about it

“If i stand like Jotaro did would you fangirl over me?”

Does the ‘ora ora’ and Jotaro’s other iconic phrases

I personally feel him and mikey are the most secure in their relationships, the only “insecurity” Raph has is his strength, but thats really just a worry

He loves that you still feel comfortable to admit you have small moments like that <333

Leo:

You two were watching Inside Job, Brett came on the screen and you turned red and giggled a little

He looked at you wondering wtf you were doing and you just shrugged and said you thought he was cute

Was confused, if you have him why do you need to have crushes?

Why did you still fangirl over characters :((

Hes probably the most insecure, he canonly has a ‘cool guy’ facade so he’s probably not too into you fangirling

He gets over his little thing, it takes a second and you agree to stop making it so obvious, he doesnt want you to stop because he doesnt want to control you

He realizes that it’s normal and common and that he even has some celeb/chara crushes, even if he has you

Also teases you, hard lol but he loves you and if you liked the weird dude from inside job then he’s okay with it

He would fr get Bretts apron even if he doesnt bake/cook LMAO

Mikey

HE THINKS ITS SO CUTE

Again him and raph are the most secure, so he legit doesnt care

Wouldnt tease you as much as his other brothers would, but he would still tease you

He would try to catch you watching it alone and would send you memes or posts on social media relating to said character/ celebs

Would definitely want to see the appeal, and he would def be open about his crushes <3

Donnie:

I think he would be much like leo, in a sense he doesn't understand why you need fictional characters to gush over when you have him

You definitely bring up Atomic Lass and he finally gets it, he knows how he acts when she's mentioned

At first though he would definitely say it's not the same, too stubborn to admit he was feeling jealous and was being hypocritical

Needs time and mostly doesnt want to hear about it

Slowly comes through though, he realizes that it's normal and wants to be able to talk to you about it

So if you go to comic con or another convention you'll both be taking photos of respective fictional crush cosplayers

#chasewrites #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt #rise raph #rise mikey #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #rise donnie #rise leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo

[cognitosclowns]

okay but hear me out

face sitting with Andre/Brett

brett would probably cream his pants at you even asking to do it and andre would be over the moon dude.

bretts probably one to moan whine while doing it, pulling you close to his face by your hips (FORCE HIM TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU 💥💥).

andre would be like way too enthusiastic about it?? like this boy is EAGER. he'd encourage you to start grinding on his tongue sighs dreamily. definitely likes to be suffocated by your thighs

HOHOHOHOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST BRAIN I AM THROTTLING THE AIRRR

NSFT BELOW , MINORS DNI

ANDRE

EAGER DOESN'T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT

SIT on his face, if he catches you trying to hover he will actively ynak you down until you're seated. Weight doesn't matter, his mom didn't raise a coward. He wants to Positively Drown. If his jaw and neck aren't killing him at the end

Similarly, he's definitely gonna urge you to grind/bounce your hips on his mouth <333 he

The sloppiest, wettest noises in the UNIVERSE. Smth about the combination of scent, taste, and overall excitement has this man drooling like a fountain. It's gonna be dripping.

Also? clawing at your thighs - he has no nails so there won't be any marks, but,,,,,,, he just gets vv into it <3

SMTH I CAN SEE BOTH OF THEM DOING??? Thrusting into the air. Andre does it bc,, The Taste (tm) works him stupid, and,, he gets a bit too excited. Also he craves Stimulation of any kind smdnsd.

If you decide to lean back and wrap your hand around his cock??? He's gonna fuck your fist like he needs it to survive.

AND YOU KNOW HE'S ALL ABOUT THOSE CONTRASTING SENSATIONSSSS <3333 Tug his hair?? Pet his stomach and thighs?? Run your thumbs along his face?? <3 you're gonna see those feet twisting

He can't really talk when you cum but,, you'll definitely hear some adoring, eager, "mm-hm <3333" coaxing you to cum on his tongue

BRETT

Where andre is,,,, vv chaoting with face sitting, Brett is a lot more slow

He treats this shit like a meal - his lips + tongue are so wet it just kinda,, melds into one sensation??

He's very,, purposeful and loving with every movement <33 it really is just,, Body Worship Plus. Extremely,, passionate <3333 He pays close attention to the stuff that makes you moan or gasp so,, expect some very nice orgasms.

plural, bc he'll genuinely go as long as you want without a single complaint smdnsd. Doesn't matter if it takes you a while to cum, he's got plenty of time for you <3

Oh this man is cumming in his pants <3 possibly a few times. Sorry but feeling you gush on his tongue when he does smth right?? He literally doesn't stand a chance

You hear him getting all Gasping and for a sec you think he's struggling to breathe, but when you try to raise up he instinctively yanks you back down???

It's only when you notice him,, yknow,, grinding against the air that it kinda hits <3

he's gonna cream his jeans no matter what, but if you want him moaning against you, give him smth to grind against!!! Esp like,, very gently caressing his bulge with your hand?? <333 goddd he pops so fast w/ gentle, loving caresses <333

He's gonna try to continue while he cums but,, it's mostly gonna be very shaky moans and some sporadic licks. He picks up right after his peak tho!!

<333 he might start begging against you when you're close. HE DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE HE'S DOING IT TBH smdnsd he just,,,, seeing your eyes go all hazy while you look down at him???

You stg he's dying when you cum bc,, his whole body siezes up for a second?? <333 he's a mess

GOD I LOVE MY LADS <33333 GRKKRKGRKKG <3333 TYSM FOR THIS ASK, BEST WAY TO WAKE UP. LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IM MIND!!

#ANDR EISNT ONE OF THOSE STUPID CLOWNS WHO'RE LIKE 'i dont let ppl over 180 sit on my face' NAH NOT ON HIS LIFE FUCK THAT YOU'RE SITTING ON #HIS FACE BABEY <333 C'MERE <333 #SAME WITH BRETT BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN BRING IT UP LMAO HE JUST THINKS THAT THE NORMAL #nsft #minors dni #brett hand #brett hand x reader #andre lee #andre lee x reader #dr andre lee x reader #dr andre lee #andre x reader #HNHNNNH NHNHNHNHHNHNHNHNHNHNNNHN <333 #MEN <33333 #inside job #asks

[logicalstansadvice]

Yes, the RS article gave them the rights to the basic plot of the theft. Pulling incredibly distinct scenes directly from TL's book--and admitting they did so on a national TV show and in national media--is an open invitation to a lawsuit unless they bought the rights.

/////// No offence to anyone but I'm sure producers of this show have worked in HW before and know how shit goes there. So whatever they may have done, you can be certain they are either covered legally or there is some legal loophole (and I apologize for using this word cause I've seen it used so much in this fandom that it makes me barf). In any case, I don't think there is any reason for concern. Everyone knew what they were getting into and I'm sure they are prepared.

Anon 2: If Seb is getting hate from Tommy and his crue, then he is doing his job right. I wonder what the antis have to say now. They all bitched before the show was out that Sebastian is gonna turn Tommy into an inocent puppy loved by everyone. This is clearly not the case.

Anon 3: To see tommy walking around in thongs check his pics with his ex-wife heather locklear on the beach

Anon 4: Why are most of these musicians all the same? They totally have that wolf pack mentality and all stick by each other and make excuses, no matter their awful behavior. As for Brittany, she stays obsessed (and pressed) about Pam. Anytime anyone brings up their relationship, she freaks out. Girl acts like they were together a year ago or something lmao. She's also the mother of his children so of course they're always gonna be connected in that way. Brittany's obviously a very insecure person.

Anon 5: People saying they didn't make money off something can be technically true but not the whole truth when lawyers are involved. For example, when P&T signed away their sex tape copyright, they have always maintained they made no money from the sale of the tape. That could very well be true--they weren't cut into a %age. However, that doesn't mean they didn't receive a lump-sum payment re: pain/suffering, the company's receipt of stolen goods, etc. similar to what was offered to Brett Michaels.

Anon 6: While I do agree that they're probably showing a more accurate Tommy, I still don't like that they're downplaying certain incidents (I'm sure the real Tommy appreciates that part, no doubt). For example, in episode 5 at The Viper Room. IRL, he was charged for throwing a photographer/paparazzo on the ground (resulting in injuries). It wasn't just a "brawl" in the bathroom with fans that insulted him. Why hide this fact? But sure, John Corabi, he was "not at all like he's being portrayed" lol.

Anon 7: To me all this bs from motley crue band members is ridiculous. The show is about Pam and Tommy, imo if anyone is entitled to make any comments is those two, not the side characters. They're not even secondary characters ffs. And the "problems" they raise (like the joke with third eye blind or Tommy’s fashion style) are beyond idiotic. It shows just how shallow and egotistical they are, and makes the public realize even more what a bunch of assholes they all were and still are. So Tommy can post about personal growth all he wants, his buddies outed him for the jerk he is. Sebastian's portrayal of him seems pretty accurate, which is why those losers have this reaction.

Anon 8: :::::::::::::::: I had no clue he did that. How the hell does he have the audacity to even say anything now? Especially about such trivial things. It's clear he thinks abusing women is ok and what really bothers him is the hits he's taking to his ego because P&T shows him for the declining loser that he was, jealous of his wife's career.

Not much more to add - they say it all with what they’re NOT saying.

💄

#logical stans advice #sebastian stan #logicalstansadvice #opinion blog #anonymous

[cognitosclowns]

What hobbies do you think the gang has? Thanks so much, I've been loving your blog!!!

OOOOOOOH <3 I LIKE THIS VERY MUCHLY, TYSM!!!

all sfw!! tw for some existential concepts w/ myc, and alcohol

OKAY IM GONNA STICK TO LIKE,, 1-2 HOBBIES PER EACH OF EM CAUSE OTHERWISE ITS GONNA TAKE ALL DAY - IF YALL WANT MORE FEEL FREE TO SHOOT AN ASK ABOUT A SPECIFIC BASTARD OKIE LETS GOOOO

Reagan

OH inadvertently,, its drawing??

Like she,, sketches designs out constantly, and she got really good at proportions and anatomy while working out AB’s design, etc!! Even when she was younger, Rand and Tamiko would just,, shove her some pencils and paper to keep her outta the way. It was never a conscious hobby but,, its the closest she’s got tbh!!

SO YEA SHE DRAWS!! not like,, actively, but sometimes when she just needs to Not Think for a little while?? she just starts absentmindedly scribbling out designs in her notebook!!

everythings really geometric!! even when hes working with,, organic shapes like flowers and faces, its all very tight thin lines, few curves if any. Its this really beautiful, distinct style!!

She loves the texture of pastels too,, and chalk,, i could totally see her having a big chalkboard in her lab that she draws on when shes trying to think through a problem.

Brett

OH exercise!! Running specifically is his jam. Just,, waking up super early when its just sunrise, feeling the temperature increase as he runs? He truly is a golden retriever man smdnsdmsnd

YKNOW WHAT??? he’s such a boy scout. he absolutely camps and hikes whenever he has the chance. It’s so peaceful oml <3333 he always brings a little jar (like,, an ounce? 2 ounces?) to put cool stuff he finds inside!!! For the memories, yk?

ON THE SAME NOTE, SCRAPBOOKING <33333 and journaling but mostly scrapbooking. He takes so many photos and notes and keeps so many souvenirs that it,, just,, kinda came naturally to him?

It’s also such a nice thing for when times are hard. It’s nice to look back on the good (and bad) times to see the ebb and flow!! Helps remind him that everything’s gonna turn out well on the end <33333

OH OH OH AND BAKING. I think I brought this one up before but,, come onnnn <3333 he absolutely bakes in his free time. 

Its so soothing,,,,,, and he gets food at the end. The only real times he got to see his family was during holidays and holidays means FOOD which means baking which means,,, a chance to make some really good food and impress them :’)

Gigi

I feel like she writes articles in her spare time. It's implied she used to be a journalist and,, she really misses it? Like she was BUILT for journalism lmao, a veritable Hildy Johnson.

She misses the rush of on-the-ground journalism.

scribbling out the start of her article in shorthand on her arm? Bribing cab drivers to speed so that she can get to the scene before anybody else? getting phone calls at 2 am with tips from a friend of a friend of a friend?

Especially since rn she's basically stuck behind a desk, supervising other people doing the fun stuff? It feels like a waste.

SO YEAH SHE ABSOLUTELY WRITES ARTICLES UNDER AN INDEPENDENT NAME. VERY FUN SHE LOVES

OH AND EQUESTRIANISM. We see in her SwipeRight profile that she has a tiger and,,,, I HC that she loves animals.

She never did it,, competitively?? She just loves horsies and their weird little faces and honking their snouts,, and taking care of em. It's so soothing to get away from the city and visit her horse <3

SHE'S THIS MASSIVE CLYDESDALE <333 her name is Maple bc she tossed Gigi into a Maple Tree the first time she rode her MSNDMSNDMSNDMSNDS

Gigi chipped her tooth and immediately decided she was the perfect horse fo rher and VOILA, 15 YEARS LATER MAPLE IS STILL HER BABY

 <3333 doesn't matter how big she gets, she's always gonna be Gigi's baby

Glenn

BOXINGGGGG <3333 not only bc the mental image of this man boxing sends me into cardiac arrest awooga AWOOGA,,,

he picked it up through High School - he was already pretty bulky form helping out on his family's farm and he just got bigger as he started boxing!!!

HE ALSO REALLY LOVES WRESTLING,, ITS JUST A BIT HARDER NOW BC OF HIS SPINE.

he uHe has trouble w/ a lot of exercises!! His spine and legs got seriously fucked during his surgeries so running isn't an option (lmao he always hated running so,,, yknow what he doesn't miss it that much-)

so...... he usually sticks to boxing, per his doctors request 🙄🙄🙄

BEFORE his surgery, he wouldn't wear gloves or wraps but,,, because he now has talons to deal with, he needs that buffer to make sure he doesn't gouge his own hand (although,, smdns on more than one occasion he has forgotten. Quite a few scars on his palm)

If he's had a particularly bad day, you'll most likely find him in one of the lower-level training rooms, absolutely massacring a punching bag!

Little addition at the end?? He hunts, and his shot would give some of Cognito's snipers a run for their money.

Andre

DND IM NOT ELABORATING ITS DND. 'high stakes elder scrolls' come on this man plays dnd and he has done since highschool. He got introduced to it by smb in his friend group

ACTUALLY I AM ELABORATING, BECAUSE HE TOTALLY DM'S. He loves the storytelling element to it - he's too insecure about his writing to actually,, yknow,, write, so DND gives him a place to put out all those ideas?

(if he does play its 100% gonna be an artificer or wizard.)

also,, rock climbing?? It was never explicitly said but considering he did parkour w/ Grassy Noel I GET THE VIBE HE’D LOVE ROCK CLIMBING?? <33333 oh to go rock climbing w/ Andre Lee in some obscure little corner of Virginia oughe <333

VERY GOOD MIXOLOGIST. He’s gonna do tricks with the bottles. and drop em all.

ITS FUN LEARNING NEW DRINKS THO AND MAKING UP HIS OWN. He feels like an alchemist ehehe >:) plus its way more low-risk than concocting diseases or flesh-eating goo.

Myc

He seems to be so disconnected from everything? Very apathetic overall? 

SO not really a traditional hobby, but people watching!! At first he did it bc,, he wasn't entirely sure what the best method was to approach. And also cause humans are weird gross little things xsmnds

BUT YEA ITS JUST BECOME A MUCH NEEDED HOBBY?? Once a week he just,, steals a jet, picks a random place in the world,,, parks himself somewhere and watches em all go by.

Sometimes its nice being a stranger!! Being attached to humans feels really disconcerting for him. like becoming best friends with a mayfly, yk?

Going somewhere where nobody knows him, nobody will remember him and he won't remember anyone he meets is like a palette cleanse.

Jr

GENUINELY I CANNOT THINK OF WHERE THIS MAN WOULD FIND TIME FOR A HOBBY?????

I think the closest he'd get is like,, retail therapy?

BUYING JUST,, SO MUCH SHIT. TO FILL THE ANXIOUS PIT IN HIS STOMACH. Pretty jewelry and furniture and new suits and haha what do you mean of course he isn't nervous :)

Once he got a message from the Shadow Board that shook him so thoroughly that he bought 3 malls worth of clothes

LISTEN HE'S COPING HOW HE'S COPING JUST,,, LET HIM HAVE THIS

I do like the idea that he used to play piano? He has this gorgeous grand piano in is dining-hall-slash-entertainment-area but,, the last time he actually PLAYED it was back when him and Rand were still working together, and it just feels wrong now. Instead it collects dust and mocks him.

Alpha-Beta

AT FIRST I WAS GONNA SAY LIKE,, Picross and Sudoku and Misc Puzzle-y Math-y things, but also?? I feel like he's so advanced that he wouldn't find any enjoyment in that. Half the fun of puzzles is the challenge of figuring out the answer, and when you have predictive + problem-solving algorithms up the wazoo,,,,, its just kinda boring lmao

I FINALLY SETTLED ON CHESS?? (EITHER BLITZ OR BULLET)

YEAH ITS KINDA BASIC FOR AN AI TO LIKE CHESS BUT IT FEELS UP HIS ALLEY?

It has the same problem-solving that puzzles give w/ enough of an element of unpredictability to keep him interested <3 PLUS the prospect of absolutely obliterating some humans at chess?

HE REALLY IS IN HIS ELEMENT <333 SUPER INTIMIDATING TO PLAY AGAINST THO. completely unflinching, barely pausing for any of his moves, this everso-slight smirk <3

THIS ALSO MEANS,, HE USUALLY DOESNT GET TO PLAY OFTEN?? Like even once he’s free roaming most ppl aren’t Actively Trying To Interact With The Omnicidal Robot,,, so,,, not a hobby he gets to enjoy often 

#AND VERY PATIENT SMDNS SORRY FOR SUCH SPARSE PSOTS #if you reread the ab one at the end you can heart the hearts floating above my head SNDMSNDS #'compeltely unflinching... barely pausing to think.... everso slight smirk.... blue eyes.....' MSNDMSNDAMSDNW sincerest apologies #falling in love w/ glenn again <333 love him love him #this man could literally get decapitated and he'd be like '?? what're you fussin' for???' MNSDMSD LOVE HIM #inside job #glenn dolphman #gigi thompson #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #jr scheimpough #brett hand #reagan ridley #andre lee #myc #magic myc #bonus for myc : he's also preparing himself for how its gonna feel after the gang dies and he's alone again #IM SORRY I DONT MEAN TO MAKE HIS THINGS SO ANGSTY IT JUST COMES SO NATURALLY TO HIS CHARACTER #SNARKY POSSIBLY IMMORTAL (IF NOT EXTREMELY LONG-LIVED) ASSHLOE??? WHO HAS BECOME ATTACHED TO A BUNCH OF HUMANS?? OUGHE #tw existentialism #nobody talk im thinking about His Girl Friday with AB and Gigi #this fandom wants rarepairs OH ill give you rarepairs like you bastards have never seen smdnsmd #ill give u rarepairs out the goddamn kazoo #i could write an essay about Gigi and AB being the cutest duo but i shall save that for another day. ougououougoughghghe <333333 #ANYWAYS ANYWAYS IM WORKING ON MORE POSTS BUT THEYRE ALL SO LONG IT MIGHT TAKE A BIT SMDNSMD ILY THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENTS MWA #*PATIENCE WHO LET ME RUN A BLOG WHEN IM ILLITERATE FFS