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visualsine · 2 years

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fuck you

#shut UP about plinko. i see you typing horse plinko in the tags shut upp #ok to ppl in the notes: yes it is the window xp horse cursor #also to ppl in the notes: no you dumb fucks i didnt record myself running my cursor across the screen. i found it on gifcities #floor tag #gif warning #flashing

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kazieka · 3 years

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issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

#lindsey shut up #im having a wild time #kittens is trainable but only Once and you don’t get to pick which time #the gamers

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phantomrose96 · 2 years

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You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

#shut up chrissy #this should be read as an out-of-touch CEO ranting to his secretary #(I'm joking. As if I could ever learn to make my point in less than 300 words.)

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koriand · 2 years

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#it's been a year and some months since i posted this and i need you all to shut the fuck up

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southfarthing · 2 years

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the lord of the rings is so honest. so raw. so sincere. so unabashedly from the heart. no snide fourth wall jokes, no attempts to alleviate the heaviness. it is is wholeheartedly earnest in its dedication to portraying hope and love and faith and loyalty and courage, and that is what makes it feel like home to so many of us. it's true to itself. it doesn't pretend to be cool and care less. it cares, a lot, and that is a rare, beautiful thing. it warms our hearts to care for a piece of fiction that was made to care about and be cared about

and we know we aren't going to be punished or ridiculed by the work itself for loving it! no characters killed off cruelly, no plotlines abandoned, no shrugging of shoulders and "well real life is like that. get used to it." we have always needed escapism, and we always will. and middle earth will always be there to escape to

#someone just wring my brain out at this point or i will never shut up i love this world so much these characters these stories these places #lotr #lord of the rings #mp

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parasocialites · 3 years

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how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

#this is why i can’t have nice things because how would i keep my mouth shut #it’s ELVIRA

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bluebandana · 3 years

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everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

#society if i didn’t keep my mouth shut #would be in FLAMES #mine

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