#THERES NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE THIS HOT

[xxmoonch1ldxx]

ANTHONY DANIEL PADILLA WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED YOU TO BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING HOT

#smosh #anthony padilla #GOD I HATE HIM #THERES NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE THIS HOT #From Anthony's Insta stories

[thefrsers]

SAM HEUGHAN AS RYAN

IN SUSPECT(2022)

#outlander cast #outlandercastedit #sam heughan #sheughanedit #suspect series #gifs #mine #ITS BEEN A HOT MIN BUT DAMMNNNNNN #there's a reason I took forever making this asldfjsdf #aka Sam's fault...his hotness distracted me....BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??? lmaooo #real talk tho but go watch this series its soooo good and everyone did such an amazing job #i hope theres a season 2 cos i need to know what happens #also might do a gifset of him just working out....dunno yet....stay tuuunneedddddd

[satsuha]

summerrr........ its not over in my heart...... (says this every year)

#octopath traveler 2 #octopath traveler ii #satsuhart #temehika #u can tell im a hot weather person cuz i dont think ive ever complained abt the weather on twitter during summer #meanwhile when its winter i DONT shut up #like i dont disagree that its hot. but its. better than the alternative for me #and i grew up in SEAsia so dont @ me #anyway i know theres a literal river flowing through ku but i dont think hikari would know how to swim #like it doesnt seem like an essential skill in the desert. for obvious reasons #and even so the ocean is like a whole different experience #i want to draw like a proper summer pic but oouuahg summer months passed me by... #also i was thinking abt the ending illust where castti is like smiling at hikari while he eats some berries she picked #its so...........mom looking at her kids eating well and being happy kind of thing #so yeah i think she'd murder watermelons for him #octo2

[echo-stimmingrose]

Can we talk about the fact that canonically Thalia thinks Apollo is hot? Like can we? I feel like it's not being discussed enough.

#Theres at least one thing Percy and Thalia can agree on: Apollo is hot. #idk what i even hc her sexuality or romantic preference to be i just find this hilarious for so many reasons #we're ignoring the fact that Apollo is her brother #id also like to make it very clear. i dont ship them at all. like never even crossed my mind i just find this fact funny #thalia grace #percy jackson #apollo pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #if your wondering its a scene in the Titans curse when they first meet Apollo. Thalia calls him hot and Percys a lovable idiot about it

[dustteller]

I think modern au Zhu SHOULD be the lesbian best friend trope to Ouyang except that its because this man is her pet project and gODDDAMIT she's gonna FIX him she's gonna MAKE him be BETTER she's going to SOLVE EVERYTHING and he will RESPECT HER (she is actively making him worse). She has a whole complex about it and everything. She has based a part of her identity on dragging this man up from his toxic funk and is fully convinced that if she tries hard enough he will eventually come to his senses and be an equal participant in this relationship. They have a terrible wonderful toxic loving codependent relationship that's neither a romance nor a friendship nor a rivalry but a secret fourth thing.

Predictably, this does not go well. The character arcs would be Zhu learning she can't fix a sinking ship and letting Ouyang fail by himself, and Ouyang learning to not be a shit person, actually, and coming out of his bubble of self-centeredness and working on himself instead of unloading his emotional labor onto the people around him. And they should both get to develop a healthier relationship with each other than what they had in canon bc queer solidarity is great and its even better when it's in the shape of some weird bullshit some gay people built out of the corpse parts of heteronormative romance (affectionate and completely unironic)

#brought to you by me thinking about the last half of HWDtW and how Zhu interacts with Ouyang post-betrayal #well. interacts with the concept of Ouyang. he kinda (spoilers). #she was unhealthily attached to Ouyang and honestly I think she deserves an universe where her whole deal is reciprocated. #but only AFTER i put them in a fully self sustaining terrarium jar and sic the emotional isopods on them. #that part comes first bc my personal entertainment is CLEARLY the most important thing here guys #the radiant emperor #my thoughts #zhu yuanzhang #OHHH AND ALSO i think Zhu and Ouyang should get to have their weird little gay relationship #while their partners stare in accepting horror. #ma would be supportive bc she knows how important this impressively awful man is to her girlfriend #but rest assured she DOES NOT like him. she will (very politely) bitch about him to Baoxiang and then feel bad about it #she shouldn't feel bad tho bc Ouyang deserves it and Baoxiang repeatedly reminds her of this fact #eventually ouyang grows on her. #kinda like the bowl of mold in the back of the fridge you've developed an emotional attachment to. #he shouldn't be there but now she feels bad about evicting him into the trash! #(she feels significantly less bad about evicting him into Esen's appartment) #Esen has even less of a clue what's happening with Zhu and Ouyang. #he just knows that Zhu is important to Ouyang and also is 90% sure that they fucked at some point. #30% sure that they are still fucking but he grew up around Baoxiang and Ouyang #he has learned Not to Ask! he does Not Want to Know! #and anyways it's none of his bussiness who his bestie/person that he wants to adopt a horse and grow old with/hot roomate is fucking! #its not his problem! he is not invested! he is not going to think about it! there is no reason to think about whos in Ouyang's pants! #he is not thinking about anything involving Ouyang's pants at all! much less about the inside of Ouyang's pants! #and since hes not thinking about it bc theres no reason to think about it then he cant have a problem with it :) #so he wont ask!

[terracyte]

Since you asked……my blorbo is Dream (still) and I think about the art you did for him A Lot 💕 also Viktor from Arcane!!

HI ITS BEEN A MILLION YEARS HERE IS THE BLORBO <33

dramatic ass fool i love him

#its a redraw of one of the panels from the comics #season of mists!! #hes so dramatic theres no reason for this angle or pose but he DID #honestly >>>>>>>>> #sorry for taking so long to answer your ask!! and thank u for sending it in <3 #i only seem to want to draw when im under crippling academic pressure #but yknow what. A WIN IS A WIN #havent picked up a pen in a hot minute but hope you like him! #the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless

[harcove]

I just have issues with like... idk, people coming for people who like Billy or like his character or even relate to him at all. Because like, yes he was an asshole, but believe it or not, he was a kid who was abused by his father, abandoned by his mother, the person meant to protect him, and his step mother was too scared to protect him too. And that's a REALITY for some people out there. That is something people have to face everyday. And finding comfort in a character who embodies the possible consequences of that upbringing, or finding some sort of similarity with them (maybe in his anger and violence, or his stunted and confused emotions) and having people tell you you're a piece of shit for liking said character, etc. is so dehumanizing and so upsetting especially if they've faced similar life experiences. You wouldn't go to an abuse victim and just say that shit, all I'm saying is that there are deeper reasons for people to like Billy's character then just "hot man haha brrr", like having a similar home life and similar struggles with anger and emotions due to it and yall really out here just making people feel like shit without thinking that there is maybe a deeper reason for it or maybe they have been dealt a similar deck of cards in life.

#aha hes hot #billy hargrove #stranger things #pls if ur an anti i dont need to hear ur list of reason's u hate him trust me i know them LMAO #im not defending him #im saying theres more than just that makes some ppl attach themselves to him #and to attack people who have maybe lived similar lives and struggle in similar ways to him and they like him is fucked as hell lmao #mine

[spaciebabie]

I saw Springtrap submitted to a mosterfucker confessions blog and I immediately thought of you, even though I know it's not likely it was you who sent it dsafd The ask in question mentioned how there was a thrill to the one on one cat and mouse game he played in fnaf 3

true. true. although im less of an enjoyer of that since i dont find him that scary (some art does a really good job! but even in those instances my reaction is quite...uhhh carnal XD). also . he would be nicies 2 me :3

#he would try and kill me at first and it would be awesome cuz hed lose so bad lmao #decrepit old thing. #i only really enjoy the cat and mouse thing under certain circumstances. if it starts 2 get too intense its not really enjoyable for me sdk #''ooh!! imma getcha!!'' done playfully or with the knowledge that he doesnt wanna hurt me is fine but #if i start ta feel like im actually in danger its a turn off skfjsdf #props ta those who do enjoy it though!! i just like being treated kindly more often #i think initially meeting him would be where that mostly happened and thats fun but after that no #like i dont mind initially being hunted b/c hes lost his mind or whatever and cant even comprehend reality #thats really hot ngl but only short term. or like briefly. #idk how 2 explain this lolllll my tastes are very specific #spacie splains #top 10 reasons why i never read any springtrap stuff on ao3 theres. so much violence and noncon and i #am very much not in2 it #again no shame ta ppl who enjoy it its just.....not for me

[pmreaper]

something i just realized about sheep au is that sskk meets before skk does & akutagawa is never mentored by dazai. sskk would be skk's twin pairing and not the successor to them. dazai might intentionally push atsushi and akutagawa further together but theyre already pretty close by the time dazai shows up. wild

#rambles #🐏: sheep au #thinking also about how dazai reacts to finding out that there's just some random ability user who gets turned into a fluffy creature #that children play an overly complicated ball game with #like theres a reason he takes an interest in atsushi in particular but he's limited to just dressing him weird bc chuuya placed a moritorum #on telling atsushi about his ability #and until stormbringer dazai is in Hot Water with the sheep and he knows it #IDK IM JUST EXCITED TO GET TO WHEN DAZAI COMES IN

[todayisafridaynight]

Ichiban is the future trunks of Yakuza as in everyone and their grandmother loves him… though I can see some people not liking Ichi because he may be “too much” for some, but I’ve never heard that with people soooo we just gonna go with everyone love Ichi 💕

red flags in someone is them not liking ichiban this im certain hes just so lovable

#snap chats #actual random reason to compare him to future trunks tho but im so blitzed ill just accwpt it LMAO #theres a dragon quest connection here but i repeat Im Blitzed so just come up with one #but to my original point tho maybe my new irl friend is someone i should be sus of..... #showed her a pic of ichi and she was like ‘people find HIM hot???’ #WHICH. TBF I DID SAY I DIDNT FIND HIM SEXY BUT STILL be nice to him.... hes my king my son my baby....

[allthatdivides2]

just watched the new hunger games movie and i want to talk about it so bad but i went in the tag and its all fucking x reader fics because they cast snow as a prettyboy blonde twink 😭😭😭

#instagram girlies are like omgggg hes so hot he would be.... mean to me 🙈 #like girl no he is going to shoot you and view you as an item of his property!!!! #like yeah its hot but would it kill you to at least write your shit in character #like yes i did spend a lot of the movie oogling that white boy. thats a good looking white boy! you even made him have pathetic sad eyes! #but also girl i am not imagining being in a relationship with him 😭 #THERES A REASON LUCY GRAY DID WHAT SHE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #many of them in fact!!!!!!

[termagax]

🩹!!!

Band-aid 🩹 - If there was one thing about your f/o that you'd want people to understand, what would it be?

oh i dont know. i feel like at this point nobody talks abt him enough for me to have a hot take. or at least i dont have to see it because i have #blocked everyone in the world. it does drive me up the wall though when people make him out to be like secretly super insecure or whatever. ive seen him and the way he behaves that thing has not felt shame a day in his life. and i feel like thats kind of important? to his character? because otherwise u get people being like ohhh he wears the mask because hes ashamed of his ugly face and its like well. i dont think thats it. like basically the only canonical POV stuff we have of him points (imo) towards an identity thing rather than any sort of appearance thing. and i think its cuter and more interesting that way. you guys dont like it when theres a furry?

#like he talks about 'mako' like a different person who is Dead #its more fun if u engage w it that way. like as far as anyone else is concerned the mask is his face and roadhog is his name and theres #not anybody else. and if u wanna play in the space with me anf talk about his ambiguous disorder i would love to talk abt #that disconnect and why i treat it the way i do #but basically yeah like. hes a very confident man and i see no reason that that should be Fake Confidence #it seems to me like hes just confident. idk. he knows hes hot shit and will kick your ass. i like that about him

[nephriteknight]

so much happened in that episode and i am very excited but rather than try to articulate anything of import i would just like to say that ashton has now had a Moment (of some romantic/sexual nature) with every member of bells hells. that is all.

#okay iirc the one that happened this ep (smth with fcg my memory is too shit for this) was just a joke but im counting it bc Its Funny #obviously theres fearne and orym i do not have to explain this #chetney literally offered to fuck him #@ imogen being hot: “i would definitely say yes to that wow” #i think ashton would 100% be dtf laudna #i mean they wanted her to hit them at some point just to see what its like we can extrapolate #and the first kiss of the campaign was dorian kissing ashton on the cheek for basically no reason for petes sake #wheres that post abt ash being the little black dress? yeah

[floralovebot]

What about Riven and Saladin hcs? Mixed with Riven and Helia roommates and friends hcs?

OH INTERESTING

i'm obsessed with your brain actually <3

I think Saladin would be really proud of Riven's progress and ultimately have seen his potential a lot more than other people around him!

Similar to Flora, Saladin would also just appreciate the fact that the specialists clearly make Helia happy, even if they are annoying kids sometimes

Actually obsessed with the idea of Riven and Helia being roommates !! I've already shared this headcanon but I like the idea of both of them having issues sleeping but for different reasons. And it's that trope of they can never get to sleep but when they start to room together they can sleep and it's like :o

Also obsessed with the idea that Helia could join literally any team at the school and he immediately chooses the most problematic and annoying team there. Helia: yeah that one please :) Saladin: .....

AND THEN he also becomes besties with them. like saladin is gonna have to deal with these guys forever now... how could his own grandson do this to him

adjghlajdgh but saladin is actually super supportive of riven!! like he literally just let him off the hook after getting with the witches who destroyed the entire school 😭 i mean he redeemed himself yes, but also saladin my guy there's gotta be rules about that akjdghajldgh

the only time the specialists ever really get into trouble is when they start physically fighting each other which in my mind means saladin basically went "boys being boys <3" and left it at that for two whole years before he actually thought hm. maybe that's not okay.

literally i think about saladin's reaction to helia wanting to join That team every day... some prince and his bodyguard who prince and the paupered the whole school... some guy with trauma who almost helped the evil witches and then got thrown into witch jail... some nerd who's getting ignored by everyone..... all of them constantly arguing and ruining school events because they can't stop fighting.... and his grandson who ran off to art school and hates guys like that befriends them and wants to join their team.... and then the angry guy unintentionally sabotages a mission leading to a universe no magic panic and basically gets him (purposely) expelled... and helia's just okay with that. like WHAT went through saladin's head i need to know

riven: does saladin hate us. helia: wouldn't you like to know 😊

saladin: do the boys think i'm too uptight or mean. helia: idk do they 🤨

riven: you're kind of annoying. helia: i'm telling saladin to give you dragon poop duties

on a somewhat serious note, i think the specialists would feel a lot of pressure to make sure helia stays alive so saladin doesn't kill them himself. like he definitely wouldn't be mad at them but i think their overall fear of people would make them think he would get really mad at them. on a goofy note, that means they never let him do stupid dangerous things :(

helia: please let me jump off the ship to catch the bad guy it's gonna be so rad. riven: NO

#bro... #rivelia has my whole heart dude #me: yeah im actually a florelia purist i can't ship them with anyone else #also me: RIVELIA????? IN MY HEAD?????? FUCK YEAH BABY #riven definitely thinks helia is gonna be a little nark and that's a big reason why he hates him at first #and then he realizes that he's just a nark in the opposite direction #helia: saladin says there's gonna be a pop quiz tomorrow :) and there might be a new teacher :) also codatorta is planning a mission :) #riven: thanks bud #obsessed with them </3 #rivelia is like popular but also underrated at the same time #i feel like people only like them cause theyre hot and also the red/blue or angry/calm dynamic #but theres just SO MUCH there!!! they have so much potential as a ship bro please... #answered #mine.headcanons #winx rivelia

[abyssalpriest]

God I could and should write a whole fucking book by the end of this life here on Lev and his symbols

ill write it then burn it before anyone else gets a copy. or i wont. im supposed to be helping him this incarnation here to get a better anchor in this plane so maybe it would help more than itd be weird - im just getting from him the energy of "yeah no people already effectively have these things, people on my plane already know me inside and out to an extensive degree, may as well have it here too" you know. fair

#ramblings // #ugh god i love his tone saying that tho. i kept trying to prod to see if it was a ''ugh yeah people know me inside and out and Yes Its #Invasive But -'' but no #oh my god man. his like energy towards his people is..... BEFORE I SAY THIS #I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW IM ANTI PROPAGANDA. the biggest reason i dont work with Lu and others is bc theres this tendency to #be like ''we're darkness but also light! we're teachers we're enlightened we're pure in our own way and the kings are here to #teach you how to empower yourselves and they love all worshipers and they reject all tyrannical authority and they are the good guys #against the chrxstian god who (insert specific atrocity that actually was committed by the kings not the 'chrxstian god' - and #''demons'' should KNOW that because it was AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE WAR so either theyre LYING orrrrr) and we're actually #really down to earth and more holy than anyone else bc we're enlightened - i mean uh uh no wait that contradicts us being #against the love and light style of enlightenment chasing'' like. i will tell you that my boss has massacred a lot of people i will tell yo #im anti monarchy and i dont believe that the kings' peoples are any better than 'angels' and i will tell you a lot of innocents on both #sides have been lost bc of royalty and rich families the kings are directly tied to #so i hope you know that when i say the way lev treats his people in his mind is..... holy shit #i pick apart everything he does. ive seen sides of him that are dark af (and i love him for them lmfao) but as soon as his people are #involved... have you ever been w someone getting hot and bothered and a kid walks in that you thought was sleeping and you just switch #completely into parent mode like. he'll have complex fictions w me helping me write stories about corrupt monarchies and shit #and then no. he is like. hes very good at mindset switching and going immediately into different faces but i swear #his ''i am a king and a king is a head of a mass of people - a king is a servant to his people'' mode is like. impenetrable #he is so. fucking intensely single-minded and trained to be a king unlike anyone else. anyway what was i talking about #OH YEAH. his tone w what i wrote in the post. was so switched into that mode of ''my viscera is theirs to eat as Im splayed on their table #and this is divine ruling. this is my purpose with them'' type shit. PURE thought. there is no other energy i can find in it other than #pure ''this is my job and i do it''. pure as in distilled. a pure tone like a sine wave played on a synth as opposed to a string plucked #leviathan // #ive. im nervous about saying the shit ive said here lmfao but ive had his OK before to say it ALSO. AS I SAID. theres no way his people #dont know the massacre was done by the kings lmfao. like. yall were involved. and also you all have to know that one of the #people that pretends to be the christian god is. two of the kings actually and since lev commonly appears to people and lets them #decide who he is bc hes never arsed making a show of Being Leviathan and whatnot im sure hes been called God plenty of times #too but like. cmon. I dont know who started the ''oh the uh the invading heaven and killing off half the population was the #chrxstian god'' rumour but i was first exposed to it through lu and (his wife) worshipers so yall get the blame - that said...

[dirt-str1der]

Front and back swimsuit kiryu

#Yakuza liveblog #urghg his stomach looks kind of soft #from this angle ... he should literally get a little fat i dont know why theyre so scared of him getting fat he would look so good #if you guy doesnt jiggle when you fuck him then what is the point of fucking him just sayin .. #kiryu should have red swim trunks too i think he would like it... his african grey drip .... i want to dress him up in clothes that he #would like ... like sure he would look great in a nice suit but also have you seen him in loose homeclothes #now thats a shape i could fuck the shit out of. im literally sorry haruka is right there i need to become more normal #also i like how utterly vibrant his tattoo looks in this scene because by right it should have been when he already left the life behind #theres no real reason for him to touch it up but he looks like hes just been to the tattoo parlour to recolour it #narratively kind of looks like hes perfectly happy and healthy and in his element and flourishing when hes taking care of morning glory #and harukas little sunhat ! She is so cute every single little girl should get a white tank top and a straw hat with a ribbon #but also is she wearing two layers ? What is up with that girl isnt it hot out in the sun .. #would it be a little fucked up if kiryu was wearing a shirt but then he gave it to her to hold while he went fishing #and haruka just wore it over her clothes and kiryus shirt just drowned her because she is so small #shiittt i cant get over how good he looks from this angle .. with just enough low res to smooth out his stomach .. get rid of the washboard #im fucked .. its over for me..