#TO BE THIS DAMN ATTRACTIVE

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it. #if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

[friendsdontlieokay]

They asked me to choose between Stancy and Jancy, so I chose ✨Guncy✨

#GUNCY #>>> #NANCY WHEELER IN GUNS IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE GENRE #DAMN #SHE'S SO GORGEOUS #AND CONFIDENT #AND GLAMOUROUS #AND ATTRACTIVE #I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO STOP IT RIGHT HERE OR I MIGHT BE FANGIRLING FOREVER #nancy wheeler #jancy #stancy #ronance #< target audience #stranger things

[mytranssnakes]

oh, they're HOT hot

#young curt mega #young kim whalen #theyre so damn hot #oh to be either of them #most attractive couple fr fr #starkid #kim whalen #curt mega

[pankomako]

genuinely curious how many people share this sentiment

i ask because personally im demiromantic/demisexual and i'll think someone looks attractive but generally not feel any desire to date or sleep with them. im wondering if this is a common thing or if others think differently? please tell me your experience with this!

#polls #tumblr polls #i saw a poll asking if people are attracted to jerma but im honestly like #im not attractED to him in any way. i dont even particularly want to be his friend. but i do think he is attractive. yk. good-looking #i get the appeal but i do not have any strong desires to interact with him in any way #meanwhile with vinny im like yeah i also find him attractive but i would like to be friends with him based on common interests + his vibe #like damn he DO be kinda pretty. i would like to talk to him about alternative rock and music making

[actually-azi]

Michael Sheen is an absolute masterpiece 🔥

I wish Tumblr would let me post more gifs bc he has so much more range even than this, but alas, I had to pick 10 😭

Honestly though, how can one person absolutely rock so many different roles like he does? It's delicious

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #bright young things #miles maitland #tron legacy #castor / zuse #underworld #lucian #the damned united #ancient rome #emperor nero #twilight #aro volturi #laws of attraction #thorne jamison

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

The ''Are you trying to romance me?'' meme but with Barnaby and Howdy

i belted this out in like a half hour flat <3 bc Yes

#AH FUCK I FORGOT TO PUT SOMETHING ON HOWDY'S TAG #listen listen this was done in a bit of a rush!!! i wasnt paying much attention!!! #i was thinking about what to have for lunch which is always a Very distracting topic #anyway thank you for introducing me to this meme it fits them So Well i think #like in my mind barnaby could do literally anything and howdy is off to the side all 'god... hes so attractive.... i need him' #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #thinking about them alwayyyyssssss #theyre so damn GOOD together what the Fuck is it about them!!! #i know i say this every time but agh! AGH!! #wait... no wait yeah i Do know what it is about them. ive Realized. #AGH THEYRE SO GOOOOODDDDDDDD #the boyfriends the husbands the Fluffy Fruity Pals <3 #alright time for lunch and then its back to packing & the five hour shrek video essay #unless im consumed by the laughingstock thoughts that are fighting to take over my mind again #i need to draw wormie

[solargeist]

Charlie slimecicle looks like how people used to draw cdream

#I don’t watch slime but every time I see him I’m like . Damn. He’s so attractive 🙏

[tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine]

His proud little "she got me on that one...well played, well played indeed" dad smile

I can't.

#i love him your honour #he is Allisons dad #also when he says clever girl he also looks so proud and slightly annoyed...annoyed isn't the right word though #anyhow it gives s1 cap smug vibes #i love this so much #also oh boy he looked so gorgeous in that scene #like aesthetic attraction going through the damn roof #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts spoilers #my creaky boy #bbc ghosts series 5 spoilers #my comfort middle-aged man ben willbond

[rooolt]

sure Kristen’s god is kinda dead or whatever and she might flunk out of school, but at least she’s pulling bitches

#The whole thing with gertie #“There’s still a deep attraction here” #Like damn Kristen I’d deal with it for a cute bee girl to kiss me sloppy style #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #also can everyone tell the phrase “pulling bitches” is a favorite of mine #kristen applebees

[saturncodedstarlette]

Philip Graves : Oooh~ you came back quicker than expected! Did you really miss me that much?

Y/N : Do you ever get tired of teasing me?

Philip Graves : With how adorable you look when you’re angry? Never ☺️

<<Part 2>>

#Original : write-it-motherfuckers #Cod #Call of duty #Call of duty x reader #Call of duty incorrect #Call of duty modern warfare 3 #Cod x reader #Philip Graves #Philip Graves x male reader #Philip Graves x female reader #philip graves x gn reader #Philip Graves x reader #Philip Graves x you #cod philip graves #Cod mw3 #cod mw2 incorrect quotes #I love writing Graves to be so damn whipped for reader bc yes #nothing more attractive than a dangerous man who’s only whipped for their beloved #My 2023 works

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):

Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:

#lol I’ve nothing against Jegulus #but I think canon James would be shook 🤣🤣🤣! #he’d be all listen #I had world saving sex #of course I’m mentioned twice in the top 20 list #😏😉😇 #*preening* *strutting* *fussing with his hair* *repeatedly throwing and catching a stolen snitch* #WAIT WHAT ????!! #😱😬🧐😳 #regulus??? as in Reggie I joined the Deaters at 18 and had a collage of Voldy on my bedroom wall Reggie?!? #*backs slowly out of the room* #*watching Sirius’ face* #*muttering expletives and words such as what the ever living fuck #*how did this happen??* #*more importantly why did this happen?* #*you’ll have to ask him I refuse to incriminate myself* #also *WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!* #Sirius Black: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ENDED UP HAVING SEX WITH MY BABY BROTHER???? THE LESS ATTRACTIVE BLACK BROTHER??????!!!!!!!!!! #Reggie? the less good looking bro??? #surely to fuck if you were going to fuck one of us it’s have to be me Merlin damn it man!!!!! #the Deaters are the Death Eaters (you had to be there #(involves the scarlet pimpernel)

[crispywizardtale]

#Ta appreciation post #im whipped for him #damn he is so fine #top 5 for me #i just find him incredibly attractive #i really cant help it #hes hot #dead friend forever the series #dead friend forever #dff #dff the series #ta nannakun

[spineless-lobster]

Alterous attraction is so wild because it’s like I love you in a way neither of us can comprehend, I love you like the birds love the sun in the morning, I love you like the moon clinging to the night sky, I love you when we’re holding hands or cuddling or just sharing a space, I love you when you laugh or smile, I love you when you are near me and far away from me, I love you without a label, I love you when we go at our own pace, I love you when we express our love in different ways, I love you because you are my person and I am yours, we are friends and we are more and I love you

#y’all it is 1am and the pining is insane #thomas thorne wishes he was me rn #it’s so weird because like I’ve never felt like this before until now??? #it’s so confusing and I’m halfway to like ‘get a grip girl this isn’t you’ but like it IS and I am learning to feel my feelings #damn this emotion stuff his hard #anyways yeah #alterous attraction #alterous yearning #<- literally me every day

[sky-is-the-limit]

I don't really like American accents, neither NY or LA or anything in between... but damn you Southerners with your "sweetheart/darling" and "yes/alright ma'am" making a silly lil European girlie like myself finish on the spot.

#both women and men yalls (see what i did there) accents are so mad attractive wtf #im not a yeehaw enjoyer by any means but damn the southern/texan accent gets me #especially if it's a nice deep voice like I'm on my knees #usa #texas #southern accent

[itsallaboutbl]

he's so fine AND FOR WHAT?

#ji ho geun #jazz for two #jazz for two the series #재즈처럼 #han taeyi #taeyi x seheon #kbl #korean bl #kdramadaily #kdramaedit #kdrama #kdramasource #tobelle #rintrack #lextag #usertoptaps #mjtag #korean actor #mygifs* #mine** #HIM BITING HIS LIP IN THE FIRST GIF 🥵 DAMN #i am having such a hard time with him. #like... i feel SO attracted to him. and like so in love. i don't know how this is possible #but here i am...

[candied-cae]

Real talk y’all?

They musta put something extra special in his water this season because - lord have mercy - he is GLOWING and I am ON MY KNEES. I keep coming back to this one just to look at him. Look at him, y'all. LOOK AT HIM!

HE'S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I'M GOING TO DIE!

JUST ONE CHANCE- JUST ONE CHANCE IS ALL I ASK-

#Cae Has Lots of Feelings About Our Flag Means Death #The prettiest man in the world #I'm obsessed with him #As I should be #Look at the material #Zoom in on all the flaws he doesn't have #Take it all in #Because holy shit #It astounds me every damn time #He's simply the cutest patootie on the big blue sea #and I am weak for it #This cast is way too attractive for queer people #and they're starring in the queer show! #They got hot men and hot women and hot enbies and we're just supposed to survive? #No. They pulled us in with the good ass show and got us by surprise #I'm spending hours watching and rewatching this goddamn show full of pretty people I can't kiss and it's painful but so sweet I keep coming #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD #Oluwande #Oluwande Boodhari #Yes. he served last season too. But… damn it’s a different ball game this year <3