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#Tfota incorrect quotes
naughtnixnothing · 10 months
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Jude: i hate you
Cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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cromulentreader · 1 month
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Cardan: Marry me, *wait, she needs a good reason to do this* become the Queen of Elfhame.
Jude: *wtf* What?
Cardan: It's cool, think of it as a political arrangement.
Jude: ...
Cardan: *Holly shit, she might make me beg for her hand* just until you want me to abdicate. It's cool.
Jude: so I free you from the servitude vow and you marry me never?
Cardan: no, I'll marry you right now *lest you convince yourself I'm plotting something and cut my throat*
Jude: Fine, it's cool. How do we get this over with?
Cardan: Cool, cool. We just exchange vows. Unless you imagined something more romantic...
Jude: no, it's cool.
Cardan: *ffs, I already started redecorating the room with flowers* cool, cool
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praisethelorde · 2 months
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Taryn: Put yourself in my shoes.
Cardan: I would never wear those.
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murasaki-cha · 5 months
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Cardan: I always smile or sneer when I'm nervous
Jude: You're always smiling or sneering when you're with me
Cardan: Don't think about that too hard
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yuerini · 27 days
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Cardan in QoN:
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maybeitsjustmebut · 2 months
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Cardan: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them.
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shallyne · 6 months
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Jude: you're too heavy, I can't hang on!
Cardan: pretend I'm your sister!
Jude:
Jude: *grip slips*
Cardan: NOT TARYN! Not Taryn!
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highladyofterrasen7 · 23 days
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Jude: murder
The bomb: murder
The roach: murder
Cardan:
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thenilofernoorulain · 4 months
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Cardan when Jude:
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rainydays12 · 8 months
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Cardan(drunk)- Don't blame me love made me crazy! if it doesn't, you ain't doin' it right! Lord, save me, my drug is my baby and alcohol I'll be usin' for the rest of my life! Jude- (sighs)
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naughtnixnothing · 10 months
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cardan: remember murder isn't always the answer oak: murder is the question jude: and the answer is always yes
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cromulentreader · 3 months
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Valerian: May your hands always be stained with blood. Jude: The joke's on you. I'd love that.
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darth-nikeon · 5 months
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Jude: I've wanted to say this for awhile now, and I can't hold it in any longer. I have feelings for you, Cardan.
Cardan: You...you do?
Jude: Yes. Feelings of disgust. Feelings of loathing. Feelings of hate. You know. All the bad ones.
Cardan: Oh
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murasaki-cha · 5 months
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Jude: *sneezes*
Cardan: Bless you
Jude: I was blessed the first time I laid my eyes on you
Cardan: I was horrible to you and you hated me
Jude: I still thought you were hot
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yuerini · 26 days
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Cardan incorrect tweets pt.2
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alphasrainbow · 6 months
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Nicasia: Valerian??
Jude: Valerian?
Jude:
Jude: Valerian isn't here
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